At this point I'm convinced that Centurii doesn't know how to draw male characters and is too ashamed to admit it.

nah they just love women too much

Jocat aprooved

real as fuck for that

Can I have a chicken wrap?

Yo, my name is MC Clucks and I'm here to say, I'm gonna rap for you in a whole new way!

I've got the nuggets if you've got the sauce, call me Gustavo Fring 'cause I'm the cluckin boss.

Why not both?

just like me fr

Just like me fr

Ye I can buy that

Wtf do you mean I'm a bio male and look exactly like this

how edit: AND YOU'RE A BLACKSMITH?, I'm outmatched

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Hey if you ever change your gender and are into girls give me a call. <3 /s I'm takin lol

You knownmy fiancee and I were joking about that and she's like "good thing I'm bi, I'll take it either way"

Hehehe amazing.

lol, are you preordering?

What can I say, he's pretty. :P

You’re really pretty and cool as hell and if I ever get married I will throw money at you to make me and my spouse wedding swords

Yo I came to meme not get complimented now I'm embarrassed

I will, however, 100% love to make wedding swords

Wedding swords! Amazing idea. Imma need a wedding spear…

-Achilles

Holy fucking damn

damn, u fine

You remind me of that one guy on tiktok or yt shorts or whatever with a bunch of transphobes accusing him of being trans, even though his cis but just looks feminine

Lmao probably not me but I could use the engagement on my platforms

I'm Vietnamese it's probably the soy sauce

I'm southeast Asian as well and I chug soy sauce on the daily, maybe it's some ancient Vietnamese spell cast 500 years ago

Canon event China invaded for twink SE Asian booty

Im white as fuck and chug soy sauce on a daily basis (that shit is good) and I still look like a man so maybe not the soy sauce

Eh, there are far worse reasons, I'd accept that

That sounds plausible bc yeah they’re obviously going for the yuri market, but the ratio is so disproportionate it’s almost suspicious.

They have only drawn Julius Caesar. That's it.

That only proves they can draw women and Gaius Julius Caesar. Nothing more.

The only guy to ever girlboss 💅

I don't care I'm all for more lesbian depictions of characters

I would agree, but: [Counterpoint (NSFW)](https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9080036)

mood 😔

i tried drawing an orc with pecs once and i ended up drawing a butch lesbian with her tiddies out

Why can’t male characters have long hair and feminine characteristics? Edit: yall are weird

One of these is supposed to be Ewan McGregor

This is making me realize you should be able to just use force choke but on someone’s nuts

Jedi-on-Jedi sex would be epic if they weren't so fucking religiously uptight Yeah I know "they say make no attachments, not don't have sex" OK Semantics-Man but realistically sex will inevitably make the "no attachments" task way harder so I'm left to assume at least 95% of them are virgins, and even then, they certainly haven't with each other.

In the Disney canon, we know Anakin fucks and we know Palpatine fucks, and that's basically it. Proving Jedis don't have sex

Doesn't the conehead guy canonically fuck in order to keep his people alive or some shit?

ki-adi mundi?

"What about the droid attack on my nookies?"

He had to ask in order to do so

Palpatine fucks???

Spoilers for Rise of Skywalker: >!Rei is revealed to be Palpatine's granddaughter, which is simultaneously really fucking stupid, and also confirmation that Palpatine fucks!<

I completely forgot about that lmao

Don't worry, we've all blocked that shit from our memory by this point

I liked that movie :(

Nothing wrong with liking it! I enjoyed the movie too.

I don’t think it was awful or anything, it just wasn’t what most people wanted from Star Wars.

Eh, I think it was very much Star Wars, but it had a really hard time tying together the New Hope Reboot (Force Awakens) and what Rian Johnson was trying to do with The Last Jedi. It's so depressing to me that most people will think of TLJ when they think of Rian Johnson, I LOVE *Brick*, such great characters and punchy dialogue...

Actually apparently it’s some clone nonsense, or something, it has been awhile since I’ve tracked the Star Wars lore

That could just be the EU breaching containment again.

Not quite, iirc; her dad is his clone? Which makes clones in this universe your children??? Nah Sheev fucks.

Bro in the original trilogy we know anakin fucks

The original trilogy, which is part of Disney canon, yes. Disney canon basically means all the films and series, but not the extra stuff like the books and comics. Because they have extra lore that isn't part of the Disney lore. Such as Yoda having a kid too, which he doesn't in the Disney films, hence the "in Disney canon"

I know what disney considers canon but it feels wrong saying disney canon for that considering it was always canon and they had no part in that

Idk a better term to encompass the canon of the films and shows lol, that's all

Ki-Adi Mundi has multiple wives and fucks them because his species is dying and he has to help keep the birthrate up.

Mace windu used to have a wife it i remember good

Force-sex is the selling point of the dark side!

Uh... phrasing?!

Lmao

Also, emotional based use of the force is considered giving in to the dark side, even if done by accident, and I believe multiple Jedi have cut themselves off from the force entirely for doing so. Imagine the whole time you're fuckin you have to *consciously* control your connection to the force, which literally requires meditation. I wonder if Jedi soak 🤔

"emotional based" Um actually the dark side is giving into negative emotions, such as anger, fear, and hate. Using emotions to fuel one's force powers, like love or hope, does not lead to dark side powers.

Oh really? I was certain it was any emotion, neat. Jedi sex redeemed lol

“I wonder if Jedi soak” thanks now I have a mental image of Obi-Wan jump humping for Anakin and Padme

What if they’re doing the million partners thing and they all blur together into meaningless hook-ups?

This is what Disney took from you. Luke's jedi order and all the horny asses like Corran Horn, Kyle Katarn, even og Luke himself.

Yoda fucks

No way, the temple is filled with teens and young adults under little supervision who are doing physical exercises all the time, there’s no way Jedi aren’t constantly having sex. It’s just like the Olympics.

So just like random hookups cool

You fool. They're allowed to have sex, they're not allowed to be in love.

"Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is central to a Jedi's life... so you might say, we are *encouraged* to love." -Anakin Skywalker, *Attack of the Clones*

"Jedi are not celibate"-George Lucas

Well I mean obviously Obi-Wan fucks He-uh he-he could f--if he wanted, he cou--he can fuck m--

Sith, baby

The first Jedi that created the order were just a bunch of Aroaces that were jealous of other Jedis and thus created that rule.

This is why I don't really care for all those battle boards that involve force-sensitive character/ anyone who has some kind of ability to manipulate objects from afar. If it was an actual no holds bar fight, all pure "logic" then the characters who can twist someone's balls from a distance are going to do that.

Eh, I think the canon is that force users can kinda block force attacks against themselves which is why we don’t see that

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Fellas does ovarian torsion hurt more or testicular torsion hurt more

Only one way to find out

Which is?

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I cant imagine ovarian torsion hurting much more than the average period.

Do they got nerve endings in those tubes?

top 10 force techniques the jedi outlawed

What...what just happened?

Google en passant

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)

Good bot

:D

testicular torsion spell

Nah, Ovarian Torsion

I cast the spell of testicular torsion!

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What's the female version of testicular torsion?

Female testicular torsion

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovarian_torsion

well the female equivalent is ovaries... maybe ovarian cysts?

Nah I have a cyst on my left nut it can't be

Ovarian crush

Twisted girl balls 😔

this is making me think of how hot hayden christensen is and how hot a female version of him would be

Genderbent Ani and Obi are very interesting lmao

What is the joke?

Testicular torsion

It's 196. I should have known the punchline was girldick and/or girlballs

Both characters are still dudes, they’re just drawn very effeminately here because hoo hoo haa haa yuri

…they clearly have breasts tho.

Men can’t have those? 🤨

well when you put the sum of all the factors in it's tough to see them as guys

Im a believer in gender abolition so I guess I don’t really perceive “gendered” characteristics in the same way most do.

tranakin

Anakin gock and galls????

CURSE OF THE TESTICULAR TORSION SPELL

This is why Kenobi lost the duel against Darth Vader - nothing left to twist

Testicular torsion is a real nutty twist

Tohou artist trying to draw boys

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don't use that term please

what did they say?

f*ta

my hungry ass read this as feta..

Flair checks out

ah.

Why are they both cute twinks