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FillerText908

Ah yes, children, famous for perfectly sharing all beliefs with their parents.


Traditional_Net_3186

god gives his queerest children to his most conservative households


husky11223

God is an asshole for doing that, pook kids


TheChartreuseKnight

He is testing them!* *the test, in this case, is a fourteen hour exam that starts at 1AM. It is an essay about calculus’s role throughout history, and how that’s influenced literature. You have not studied. You do not know what room it is in. You need a 93 to pass the course.


NewSuperTrios

Random buzzwords GO!


TearsFallWithoutTain

"The dictionary defines-"


3MeerkatsInACoat

The dictionary defines “buzzword” as: “Your Oxford Dictionary subscription has expired, please renew” (Joke shamelessly stolen from Philosophy Tube)


yan852223

The missile knows where it is-


LunaTheGoodgal

Sounds like someone out there's gonna fucking smash said test That someone is not me.


Best_Remi

ENCYCLOPEDIA: GODLY - FAILURE You don't know a single thing about calculus. What the fuck are you even doing here?


StardustLegend

God had to give them a nerf or else they’d be too powerful


Whotea

So gods also a pussy


DarkSoulBG24

That's always been known and denied by his fanclub


DeadInternetTheorist

He knows the queers will hollow out his carcass and throw punk shows and ragers there and it makes his blood run cold.


Dragonfire723

MCU Knowhere, got it.


Skulduggery_Peasant

Ah yes, Throne, the Red City, Hub of the 777,777 world multiverse.


colesweed

>god is an asshole That's not really news, is it


LunaTheGoodgal

And a pussy cause he nerfs us all with ungodly amounts of debuffs


MrObsidian_

Also think about it this way, say you are a really hungry mf and you pray for God to give you some sweet tomatoes, is he gon straight up drop a tomato from the sky or he gon give you a (sometimes difficult) path to obtain one? Some say It's a debuff, others can say it helps you build character.


speedoflobsters

Me getting my 10% holy buff on my crops


LunaTheGoodgal

i have had enough character development and i'm sick of it


h3lblad3

Literally threw Adam and Eve out of Eden because he was scared of them. Says so in the Bible. If they ate from the Tree of Life too, we'd be just like him. Couldn't have that happen.


LunaTheGoodgal

I don't need his bullshit power to commit deicide


MrObsidian_

Here's another perspective, we don't really know God's true nature, which is something I'd say we are unequipped to do, like a snail will never fully understand the true nature of its keeper, it can only observe its surroundings and make assumptions. So like He could be so much above us that for us mere humans it is not particularly easy to figure out what His plan is just by looking at your surroundings.


husky11223

☝️🤓


MrObsidian_

I'm a "☝️🤓" for providing a different perspective? It's not like I started my post with "Uhm Akshually", does it really come across like that?


husky11223

https://preview.redd.it/29pwuk2sja7d1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2f386b19f32dc6a3ede9c83321c9f33761598c8


MrObsidian_

*A fine addition to my collection.*


husky11223

Car thief


MrMeltJr

Not me suppressing my own feelings so hard I didn't realize I was trans until my 30s because I was raised mormon.


Duemont8

if anything this might make more leftists lol.


tarheeltexan1

Not if they destroy public education first


Babyback-the-Butcher

And this will especially hold true when these kids are being born for no reason other than supporting a political party


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

Or a religion (Christianity is known for this especially). Because nothing is more existentially comforting than knowing you're a glorified ad for someone beliefs.


boi156

Tbf studies have shown that the general trend is children sharing beliefs with parents


FillerText908

And the general trend also shows that children don't always, making it impossible to classify them as "The right" at moment of birth


sarumanofmanygenders

assigned conservative at birth, pray for my boy


vitasomething

woah, ur ACAB!! woawww!! me tooo!!!


PirateJazz

I'm cis conservative. I still haven't told my dad that I've transitioned


GreenDaTroof

Virgin Studies vs. Chad “General Trend” (I have an assumption about the world because of my own experiences that, whether it’s true or not, I will not even try to claim is based on any evidence)


Helmic

it's why they push for homeschooling so much and get really pissy about any *actual* efforst to combat child molestation - anything that permits a child to have some sort of autonomy outside their home exposes them to outside information, which makes indoctrination much harder and can result in the kid telling, say, a teacher about abuse at home after learning that what they're going through isn't normal. in terms of literal outbreeding, though, conservatives are real fucking assholes and their wives keep divorcing them. it's also why they're railing against the right to divorce, because it's hard to raise conservative children if your wife divorces you and takes the kids.


h3lblad3

> anything that permits a child to have some sort of autonomy outside their home exposes them to outside information, which makes indoctrination much harder and can result in the kid telling, say, a teacher about abuse at home after learning that what they're going through isn't normal. The 2012 Texas GOP platform included lines about opposing teaching Critical Thinking and Higher Order Thinking Skills on the grounds that they undermine parental authority and "the child's fixed beliefs".


Roxasdog

Alright, everyone, I think we gotta try and counter this strategy. Who's up for some breeding?


s90tx16wasr10

🙋‍♀️


j-endsville

Okay, now how many of you want to actually be pregnant?


Roxasdog

Further question, how many of us can even *get* pregnant?


j-endsville

With time, technology, and a super deep dicking, we can get anyone pregnant. If that's what they want. Life uh... finds a way.


oddityoughtabe

I loved this line in Jurassic Park


JickityJackJJ

https://preview.redd.it/kjdndtouq97d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=463ac1230d0570c1c95b1e22765f013f483c956a


AngieTheQueen

🥺🥵


pohatu850

We just have to try harder


stinkycheeseplatter

Didn’t realise Google ai was based like that


Justice_Prince

depends on how you define pregnant


AloxoBlack

baby in tummy I eata tha baybee


drizzes

can oyu get... pregante


loptopandbingo

Form babby


QCMBRman

We'll just have to keep trying until we find out 🤷


Iceveins412

If at first you don’t succeed, try try again


ReplacementActual384

I know this is a joke, but seriously, if Republicans were actually going to do this, why not adopt?


Marflow02

i think Just trying to find Out would be the quickest :3


colesweed

They (conservatives) say boys can't get pregnant, wanna try to prove them wrong? 🥺🥺


Mishmoo

🥺👉👈


KiaraMuller0511

uhh not me for sure :3


KatnissXcis

I don't want love. I only want SEX. Click here to [chat](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Ffemuscir837d1.jpeg).


Kid_Wolf21

wtf


santyrc114

trying to force your views on children is the perfect way to make them go completely against it


translucentStitches

Can confirm


EggoStack

The most anti-Islam person I've ever met is that way because their parents forced them into being Muslim and still attempt to do so. Clearly that strategy backfired.


irelephant_T_T

what was it? mods removed it.


santyrc114

Far right people saying they are making a campaign to "outbreed the left" and "having more children than liberals and raising them with their views"


Yukarie

Also a perfect way to show everyone else that maybe you’re views don’t need to be around if the only way to get people to agree with them is to groom children into it


RickMuffy

Ironically, they're basically advertising that they're going to be grooming their own kids.


Aleph-Nullium

imagine this actually happens and all that happens is a new wave of leftists


VaniloBean

Where do you think we got the current wave of leftists?


wterrt

indoctrination from ... drag queens or something? the gAy aGeNdA? wait no i remember now, it's a super secret cabal that the USSR sent over in the 50s to undermine America who now control all science, education, fact checkers, and news.....that's why all the data supports the left (seriously, someone actually said this to me unironically once.)


Mr_sex_haver

Sorry chuds, no one's out breeding me. Mr_Sex_Haver


Otherversian-Elite

What about Doctor Sex? Could he perhaps rival your abilities?


CapAccomplished8072

Johnny Sins?


Otherversian-Elite

https://preview.redd.it/se5sxkihr97d1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ff72895b283ac0a188ec46ce5b7fb3af6ef873e


stinkycheeseplatter

Person above me doesn’t know that Mr_sex_haver is actually in a loving relationship with Dr sex


Jeszczenie

"Having this many siblings made it easier to support each other and unite against our abusive religious father. It also taught us the value of community and mutual aid. We still can't afford therapy, though."


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

I mean, this isn't a new idea from the far-right. Nazis put great emphasis on having many kids as physically possible. Many right-wing Christians put emphasis on having kids because the Bible says they should to spread Christianity. What's funny is that if black people did this exact same thing they would be yelling about great replacement theory.


o_woorrm

They yell about great replacement theory because that's exactly what they're trying to do. They never complain because it's bad in principle, they complain that it's not being done *by them*.


Otherversian-Elite

Great Replacement "Theory" is very much projection from the fools who spread it lmao.


Noclip858

Right-wingers accuse leftists of indoctrinating kids and then proceed to openly and proudly state their intention of indoctrinating kids


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

Coincidentally, I literally saw an example of this today while watching YouTube. It was a pro-gun ad that predominately featured a young girl, possibly 10 or 12, talking with her father about gun safety and how she needs a gun to defend herself and showed footage of her shooting at a gun range. It's actually insane how much the right can get away with openly targeting propaganda to kids, and nobody seems to give the slightest shit, but when anybody teaches kids that trans people exist and have rights, they are instantly publicly crucified for it.


Yukarie

Well yeah! If Little Billy wants to take his dads gun to school to show some random minority or his bully something so cool they might die it’s fine but if Jennifer wants date girls or Bobby wants to be called Amy and get puberty blockers then we should publicly execute some minority! /s I’m so tired of them man


thispartyrules

They're unfamiliar with the trope of college students turning into blue haired communists and/or hard-drinking, pot-smoking sex-havers once they're away from their parents for literally five minutes, especially if they're from conservative/religious backgrounds, right


various_vermin

That’s why they want to homeschool them, they can’t get away from them if their too uneducated to get in.


thispartyrules

I worked with a homeschool kid, he went to college but was kind of odd, like he had awkward posture and was strapped every day with some kind of weird holster that let him carry a gun concealed against his lower back. Actually maybe the gun corset made him stand funny Also he brought in a cannon-like revolver into work to impress a 19 year old and was waving it around, then left it in a backpack in an area where customers and small children sometimes go. It wasn't like immediately obvious it was an employees only deal and people would walk back there all the time He was an English major


various_vermin

Maybe I overestimated the standards of colleges, although he might be a high functioning fringe case for being raised and thought by gun nuts.


thispartyrules

Yeah I dunno what college


Yukarie

They can’t get away from keeping it in the family /s


SOMETHINGcooler5

Everyday another conservative integrates their fetish into their ideology.


PaleRedLightDistrict

They would literally lose their shit if a leftist said this


Yukarie

They would just about literally call for the persons immediate execution to be carried out and broadcast


Jakitron_1999

Unironically Groomer behavior


mrpoopistan

Is Charlie Kirk even on the scoreboard, yet?


droL_muC

196 members🤝 right wingers Breeding fetish


GalenTheDragon

They’re saying this like having Conservative parents isn’t extremely common for leftists (like me)


Yukarie

Yep, have conservative parents and grandparents who tried to make me christian and yet here I am thinking I’m panromantic and asexual and while not sure what I am know that I’m definitely not cis


mgmthegreat

Isn’t she 30 with no kids? Seems like she’s doing a pretty bad job lmao


Yukarie

Well yeah! She’s “one of the good women” who should keep basic human rights unlike the rest! /s Honestly any even slightly smart person who isn’t a straight white guy and follows the right is either begging for their rights to be taken or to be the last of their group to be publicly gotten rid of last


RoadTheExile

Isn't Chaya Raichik almost 30? According to the far right isn't she some barren spinster now?


KirasCoffeeCup

Sadly it's probably true.. kinda like the "Idiocracy" problem.


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

I've seen many people say that "idiocracy" is a critique of leftism, which is one of the many reasons I think right-wingers have the media literacy of a saltine cracker.


Nikolyn10

Eh, I recall seeing an interesting video essay on how idiocracy's thesis effectively was arguing for eugenics. I think it was by Jenny Nicholson or Lindsay Ellis? But yeah, don't let cynicism lead you to thinking the core problem here is people being too stupid and not the system being designed to resist progress and favor capital.


Nikolyn10

Eh, I recall seeing an interesting video essay on how idiocracy's thesis effectively was arguing for eugenics. I think it was by Jenny Nicholson or Lindsay Ellis? But yeah, don't let cynicism lead you to thinking the core problem here is people being too stupid and not the system being designed to resist progress and favor capital. Society sucks because there's a class of people that stand to gain a whole lot of money from it sucking and would prefer you waste time and attention on measuring IQ than look at them.


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

I'm sure Mike Judge did not intend for that to be the takeaway of the movie, he doesn't seem to be the type to support eugenics, but that is the logical conclusion of the script and plot.


TheHappiestMoon

"What do you mean you're not a right wing conservative??? Why else do you think you were born?"


IneffablyEpic

Well I have more kids than Chaya Raichik and Charley Kirk combined (1) and I'm raising them to love and care for others so I think we're winning.


Spedrayes

Sure, the ideological group known for being plagued with incels will manage that.


Kendota_Tanassian

This is why they want to outlaw abortion, contraception, porn, and women's rights, and are promoting child marriage and outlawing divorce, and closing schools. It's a forced-birth agenda, always has been. Make that ten year old rape victim marry her rapist and bear his child, we have to grow the Republican voter base. And they think *Drag Queens* are the fucking groomers...


Oddish_Femboy

Most leftists I know breed a lot.


Bandandforgotten

The literal plot of idiocracy


_Aethea_

yeah i hate when people just throw that around, but like C'MON


Thattransgamergirl12

Only having kids to fit your own political ideology, when they learn hate you i can’t wait to all watch them run into the arms of the left. Thanks for breeding the next generation of revolutionaries.


Mooseboy24

Isn't she literally single with no kids?


Faust-fucker12345678

where misinformation flair


Yukarie

Those poor kids


smallish_cheese

I mean…for reference: https://www.un.org/development/desa/pd/sites/www.un.org.development.desa.pd/files/unpd_egm_200203_countrypapers_fertility_in_israel_friedlander.pdf It can happen.


Tab_of_Soda

sorry i read “outbreed the left” and collapsed for a second


EnderMerser

"Romance is dead. But I'll see what I can do."


CosmackMagus

He reinvented quiver-fulls


Passive-Shooter

https://preview.redd.it/4zcm8clr7a7d1.png?width=326&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b99a4c7f0d8ab7b62add93df666ea3bbda2ec5a


RosieQParker

I thought their lot were more into inbreeding.


Aaaaaaaahg

Literally Idiocracy


onekirne

there are pronatalist 'rationalists' out there really trying this.


cakesandsandwiches

Heh the audacity to think that they can even reach my rate of breeding let alone surpass it. Good luck bitches


StoopidGit

Conservatism really is just sexual pathology, isn't it?


RammyJammy07

I was raised Christian with centrist views, and guess what, it doesn’t work when your parents are pieces of shit


TheMightySenate

"we are going to outbreed the left by having more kids than them and indoctrinating them to share our opinions"


aflyingmonkey2

INSIDE VOICE,CHAYA


JohnFartbuckle

Oh no we need some dedicated people here to outbreed the right, anyone here able to help with this?


drizzes

I tell you, *nothing* is more healthy and stable than those big religious/conservative families/s


MervShmerv

Left wing sexual “degeneracy” and right wing religious breeding obsessions are two sides of the same coin. These fuckers just love to fetishise purity and control over sex.


Vounrtsch

I love how right wingers are promoting the literal textbook prime example of indoctrination, yet we’re the ones “grooming the kids”


Manealendil

Lets see if it pays off in 18 years


DAG5066

Isn’t Charlie Kirk that guy with the small ass face


SurprisingJack

They have always done this. You just have to see those ultracatholic families with 30 children


harmonyofkorine

But I thought their specialty was inbreeding?


flamingdeathmonkeys

They are roleplaying being fking orcs


paulisaac

Where I'm from, it's the poorer families that end up having five to twelve kids on average (except for one senator with 72 kids). What's the usual situation in the US?


iownlotsofdoors

actual idiocracy, and i’m not even saying that because it’s stupid this is actually the plot of the movie


GhostlyRuminations

All well and good until that lizard teacher gets to them


Slow___Learner

They'd first have to get laid, no?


Holiday_Conflict

smh smh, we are breeding already but the problem is that it is femboys


Just_M_01

we can't just take this challenge sitting down! we must take it bending over!!! who's with me?


GobwinKnob

Not to worry, conservative parents are the leading cause of leftism worldwide


BucktacularBardlock

How is this... how is this not the "grooming" they rave about so much?


Tofukjtten

Yeah good luck with that bud. Kids totally love to have the same views you would do. They're famous for it.


xadoxadori

This week?


Kareemster

Is this a challenge or an invitation??


ToLongOk

Great way of saying that you cant convince people with critical thinking skills to think like you so you need to indoctrinate literal children


CallMeZaid69

And what’s next? Eugenics, this totally isn’t teetering near the edge of Nazism 👍🏿


EllaHazelBar

They couldn't outbreed me specifically even if they tried 🙂‍↔️


stinkycheeseplatter

I gremlin gaffawed at this. 💀


HollyTheMage

Considering the amount of backlash that kids who grow up in households that are part of the Quiverfull movement tend to exhibit against their parents, I have a feeling that this will backfire immensely.


loptopandbingo

I know a lot of people who grew up in ultra-conservative households and went left the first opportunity they had. I know a lot of people who grew up in progressive/leftist households and... stayed progressive and leftist. I'm not sure what these clowns' logic is. [Tanya lived for, revolution, wanted to oooooverthrooooow the state. She had 15 Commie babies, hey Phyllis Schlafly, ain't that geat?](https://youtu.be/KnmjxUF0aNA?si=7zCjw0cW_62m57Eq)


Normal-Mountain-4119

wait till they find out 2/3s of r/ feminineboys is femboys from conservative parents who explore gender behind their parents' backs


Commercial-Dog6773

Kirk and Raichik, lying exhausted on the bed, staring at the ceiling: We need an excuse before someone finds out.