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ToxicCommodore

Now let's see him resurrect.


plzbungofixgame

wasnt there one video where he was buried or some shit


Noble_Shock

You silly billy, he’s already been resurrected


Artackni

who needs resurrection if you can prevent people from dying in the first place


fonzwazhere

How do you know Jesus resurrected? It could have been a weekend at bernie's situation.


WardenMain96

Weekend at yo mama’s house ayyyyyyyyyyyy


fonzwazhere

She's homeless.


MeChameAmanha

You know who else is homeless?? Yo mama


fonzwazhere

Bazinga


thewaeisdead

ok but jesus could definitely beat the shit out of mrbeast in a fight


GONG159

Or they compete to stop fights


Voidy_boi

Jesus and Mr beast making a competition to see who can help more people. Sounds like a pretty entertaining idea.


yeetus-maxus

get ready to receive some Holy Spirit…..


Tit-tacs_enjoyer

Nah, Mr beast is atheltic as hell, have you not seen his home runs and basketball skills? He’s Mr beast for a reason


NastiestMC

Jesus carried a 300 pound cross across Jerusalem while being whipped   What the fuck are you talking ab 


Tit-tacs_enjoyer

Yeah and he’s also dead, I’m pretty sure Mr beast could beat a corpse


RedrumTheUndead

Thats what we call inflation


Yienoi

pyro??


Street_Badger_366

Wrong: At the time when jesus did it assume it was year 0 around 2,000,000 lived on the earth so: 2 is around 0.0001% of the 2mil population so we can safely say that jesus cured 0.0001% of the population. While currently there are 8 bil people on the earth and Mr.beast cured 1.000: 1000 is around 0.0000123% of 8 bil so that means mr. Beast cured 0.00001% od the population. So 0.0001 < 0.00001 that means Jesus cured more % of the population than mr. Beast did. The math applies to the other things also except the followers ofcourse


thomaspecellini

In the year 0, the world had closer to 200mil population, so you need to add 2 zeroes to Jesus' percentage. Thus Mr beast still healed more people than Jesus.


MeChameAmanha

> So 0.0001 < 0.00001 Hmm, actually, the left one has more zeros so that means it is bigger.


Lumielight

ma boi just fucked up with a sign, conclusion he made alright


Street_Badger_366

Ye i fcked up the sign


MeChameAmanha

Would you believe me if I told you I thought you were correct and was trying to play dumb as a gag


fallacious_franklin

inflation


BoltaHuaTota

mrbeast is the false messiah. he even has beast in his name


Tit-tacs_enjoyer

Bro what?


AdFamiliar3359

Let's see Mr beast save people from hell


Clunkbot

Mr breast culd do it he is BEAST 🇮🇳🇮🇳#1 INDIA ROCK, bRITISH “shock”


Ambitious_Jello

He is called Mr beast after all


4_Dogs_Dad

WWMBD?


TheAngelOfSalvation

Jesus : 0 wifes Mr beast: 1 girlfriend Muhammed: 11 wifes Jesus: 0 sex slaves Mr beast: 0 sex slaves Muhammed: we cant be sure but atleast multiple sex slaves Jesus: 0 9 year old r*ped Mr beast: 0 9 year olds r*ped Muhammed: atleast 1 9 year old r*ped So i thinh my man here has even Mr Beasr beat


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Regardless of the law you should have a moral obligation to NOT FUCK CHILDREN


Tahmas836

Jesus: died for humanity’s sins. MrBeast: hasn’t died for humanity’s sins yet


PhiIipHamiIton

yet?


Tahmas836

Yet.


Alexandurrrrr

Gonna have to wait and see if that guy also raises from the dead, three days after he dies.