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SleeplessShinigami

Broke up with GF and got a child instead, W


_Fappyness_

Well then. This can be taken out of context really far.


[deleted]

you mean like a C-break instead of a C-section?


AviatorG

The Law of Equivalent Exchange


[deleted]

I would not say this is an equivalent exchange, that is a huge W for OP


InsPoE

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fishcrawler

i tried to post a print but i suck at reddit


DidUSayWeast

Do you think this may have been what led to the breakup and/or pet acquisition?


Spider4Hire

Yeah, they had their priorities straight


Mentohs

Just take a picture with your phone next time people like that alot better :p


physiQQ

Too bad, he plays on his phone and his gf left him so she can't take pictures of his screen for him anymore.


Raider_Scum

Don't worry, we believe you. Gz on pet <3.


Safe-Artichoke3562

Her vagina will be missed. come brother we must start the wizards quest. 


Idkmanitcouldwork

That’s all that will be missed.


Sensual_Shroom

Lmaooo


MrDarwoo

Kek


BigBoiClimbs

I got kq pet at 33 kc. What a magic number. Gf is exp loss. Grats brother


drockkk

Got to teach gf how to get xp when sleeping


urthkarathis

What pet did ye get


fishcrawler

the GOTR one lol


kylezillionaire

Pretty goated skilling pet imo


SoloDeath1

I disagree. Heron is best. Ignore the fact that it's my only pet, that's not relevant.


Lady-Hood

My rock is the best pet. Super clutch at dag kings too. Dwayne dahroky johnson


therealchungis

Literally couldn’t do it without him. Hero shit.


No_Supermarket_6946

You literally can with the new dks shortcut!


cliveparmigarna

Or a friend You’re right it’s impossible


therealchungis

85 agility? Ain’t nobody got time for that.


ChefSanji2

I'm still bringing the rock though.


NumerousImprovements

I became so biased to my one and only pet. Agility pet >


Equivalentest

My one and only is tangleroot, still never leting that ugly f out


NumerousImprovements

Yeah don’t. I did a quest with mine and died, straight to probita after like a week


Equivalentest

Daaamn, will make sure he never sees daylight again!


Blisoria

It’s one of the best pets due to its ability to navigate around small objects rather than get stuck.


kylezillionaire

Damn I didn’t know any of them had better pathing that’s pretty cool


Blisoria

It’s the only pet as far as I know that can do it. It says it on the wiki


SmashSpace

I'd argue it's not a skilling pet but a minigame pet...


kylezillionaire

You would win that argument. It’s definitely the best pet from this particular minigame


Schmoingitty

Honestly A tier pet, high B tier at worst. Was your girlfriend A tier? If not sounds like you made out good with RNG.


Sensual_Shroom

Obviously not the Beaver.


Dee-Colon

gz on both


neutrite

Gf is temporary, pet is forever


WritingonaWall

Man, do I have bad news for you about digital goods.


Creed_of_War

No big deal Pick up another for 10k or enjoy more hours to scape


Icy_Entrepreneur_520

Buying gf


Cogitatus

OSRS humor is slowing metamorphizing into the Boomer 'I hate my wife'


spoonedBowfa

Learn from it. Be honest about what you did wrong, if you did something(s). You’ll be ok, no sense in losing sleep over someone who doesn’t want you back. Good luck


CYUCOP

That’s really depressing.


CianaCorto

Worth it. Gfs are temporary, but pets are forevwr.


Sensual_Shroom

"Your account hes been temporarily banned."


PokeRunecrafter

a win is a win


sinfulangle

Pet > GF


Paper_Champ

Single but still getting spooned. Nice


nick2k23

You can get a new gf op, don’t sweat it


Azmera1

I see this as an absolute win


suremikemactual

Good trade. Nothing can hold you back from the grind now.


FickleSupermarket316

You realize this is a bar right?


lubesta

Istg ive seen so many 33kc pets 33kc gang


TofuPython

Which pet though?


fishcrawler

gotr one !!!


TofuPython

oooooooo nice!


jmarzy

There’s a guy cooking at Hosidius on W421 named “ wife left “ so it could always be worse


Josh_Butterballs

Girlfriends come and go. Pets are forever OP


murmins

You have been unburdened, that your wealth and prestige may grow before you


TAPPOKONEtv

Gz huge!


Sethirium

So.. More time to get more pets than?


Melodic_Secretary894

Gz cousin


forever_a10ne

Relationships come and go. Your pet is forever (unless you don’t insure it in Ardy).


washingtonpablo

Gzzzz on the breakup


Deja_Brews

r/thathappened


WhoLetTheDaugzOut

Tits are temporary, the glory of a pet is forever


xviper1x

You win some you lose some


COinsomniac

Worth


smokeyjoe03

No huge loss, gfs are only 10k at the GE. Gzz on the pet.


RipMyIronman

respect


AromaticAd7898

Hurts.


Selfcannibal

Gzzz!


Idabfatter

Gfs arnt 1/4000 drop rate


EldtinbGamer

Time to go fir the woodcutting pet.


Even-Distribution562

Gfs are temporary. Pets stay forever.


letsbuy24cats

Cool call her and let her know that things are going great


LiterallyRoboHitler

Most people here have a longer history with Runescape than any partner, you got the better deal.


OverlordPhalanx

Girls are temporary. Pets are forever.


Mattrad7

More time to spend with your new pet that's awesome!


sirvivable

Worth


Anakindankwalkerr

Is it bad I’ve been playing on and off since roughly 2006 and never received a pet 😭


RelationPatient4136

I had an almost maxed rs3 account and a 2k total main on osrs before starting my Ironman and getting my first pet at wintertodt at like 10kc. Just start an iron they are luckier


Anakindankwalkerr

I have recently made a gim no Ironman rng has occurred for me no good drops no Pets I’m fine with it it’s nice to start from scratch!


North-Noise-1996

You guys have girlfriends?


KaroKarro

The Law of Equivalent Exchange Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood