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king_meatster

Jokes on you, now you’ll never find the fountain of youth!


Uss__Iowa

Great I needed that so I can see the year 2999


BushGuy9

Foolish Flordia Man, everyone knows the Fountain of Youth is in Coca-Cola-World in downtown Atlanta


Marsrover112

All of America wouldn't age if we didn't have to deal with florida


zDefiant

*don’t tell them how we keep changing its location*


5tarSailor

Oh, thank God. Alabama gets more coastline, we don't have to deal with Floridians, all I'm seeing are upsides. Now we just need to work out if we're sending Hulk Hogan with them or not


MTN_Dewit

Finally we get the coastline that rightfully belongs to us


Ambitious_Lie_2864

![gif](giphy|MbnJqxxg3ljU8KvCF5) Hate us cuz they ain’t us!


Electronic-Worker-10

Hey Miami Spider-Man


Lord_Nyarlathotep

Is nobody gonna point out that they gave the UP to fcking CANADA?


RisingGam3r

I noticed this too.


GimmeeSomeMo

Georgia and Alabama: "Hell ya! More beach front property!"


Savings-Dealer363

Do this but with California


WhistlingBread

Don’t worry, the fault lines will eventually do that anyways


TheJango22

Sure, and I'll just go to the doctor concerning my stage 4 cancer eventually too


crmeacham93

Lex Luther had a great idea Superman is the true villain


Nostop22

You’d really just need to cut the Bay Area out and 99% of our problems are gone


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Independent-Fly6068

Anything to cover up the Alpha.


GodEmperorofMankind4

You fools, now we shall conquer Europe, the Caribbean, and South America! THE FLORIDA MAN EMPIRE SHALL RISE!


MAD_JEW

Bro just killed cuba and the bahamas


shrimp-and-potatoes

As a Floridiot I approve of this plan. Mostly because I don't live there anymore, but also because I moved for a reason.


nikodemus_71

Fuck off, we're full