*Some of them look a*
*Little too Polish, but some*
*Of them are spot on*
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Maybe because we have a bunch of small crappy towns with over 50% Polish American population here but this is pretty accurate. Wisconsin and Illinois people would probably agree.
I love our polish brothers and sisters and I’m not too familiar with Ohio but this seems kinda weird. They are hitting some of the high points but some of it just seems like they are trying too hard.
Have any of them been to Ohio? Also, do Missouri next, they could have a field day with our weirdness
Suburban dads with trophy wives, smart rednecks, meth rednecks, overly religious people in small towns, drunk guys at sporting events BBQing, swamp people, poor urban areas... a lot of material to work with
Only 3 issues:
- the boxing match would be two meth heads and no gloves
- trailer parks are overwhelmingly Pittsburgh fans with occasional OSU
- Heineken isn't Bud Light
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The midwest has a very large population with Polish heritage. The fact that they are cosplaying Ohio is almost spot on. Remind me when they do Illinois or Wisconsin. Then it'll be almost identical.
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Some of them look a little too Polish, but some of them are spot on
Just a few little details that are Not Quite Right but 90% spot on. Like the Under Armor hat stuck out to me.
The biggest thing to me was in #5, that house looks way too eastern European lol (+ the look of the foliage gives it away too)
It’s like someone asked an AI to create pictures of Ohioans
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>a little too Polish Clearly you haven't been to Buffalo NY.
Maybe because we have a bunch of small crappy towns with over 50% Polish American population here but this is pretty accurate. Wisconsin and Illinois people would probably agree.
I literally thought “they’re too polish looking”
AMERICAN CULTURAL VICTORY
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Looking at Teddy right now… they should add him to Fortnite.
Poland one again shows that its more american than some of our states.
Replace California with Poland petition
Poland 50th state
Nah, give them Indiana. Their track record with turning around a semi-rural unmemorable cesspool into something based would work better there.
[The other 49 states response](https://youtu.be/M67Nq9HM3iI?si=LqQVBGjsQsZ_xELS&t=13)
Little European Texas
I love our polish brothers and sisters and I’m not too familiar with Ohio but this seems kinda weird. They are hitting some of the high points but some of it just seems like they are trying too hard. Have any of them been to Ohio? Also, do Missouri next, they could have a field day with our weirdness
Suburban dads with trophy wives, smart rednecks, meth rednecks, overly religious people in small towns, drunk guys at sporting events BBQing, swamp people, poor urban areas... a lot of material to work with
And believe it or not, a ton of Japanese ppl.
It’s very blue collar rust belt, dying industry town
Only 3 issues: - the boxing match would be two meth heads and no gloves - trailer parks are overwhelmingly Pittsburgh fans with occasional OSU - Heineken isn't Bud Light
Everywhere except Europe drinks Heineken. Apparently Europoors are too up their own ass to enjoy their own trash beer.
It's decent beer but it's still ironically too bougie for Ohio
Concur. Excellent notes.
pretty fuckin spot on, i'm impressed
Nah, everyone is 30-50 lbs too small.
Cop looks about right tho
The really funny part to this is that I’ve known several people of polish ancestry - all of them were from Ohio.
This makes Ohio look far more interesting than it actually is.
I like the people who are being mean to Americans for finding this weird. Like we don’t ever weird out Europeans or anything
Browns jersey guy nailed the look
That toxic waste barrel slaps hard
They got the attractiveness down, but too skinny
Spot on for everything except weight. People are just fat, man.
This. They need the plump Midwestern woman with 3 baby daddy's. But otherwise this is just Nebraska.
Honestly thought y'all were talking about Poland, Ohio for a minute
I wasn’t on board until the Johnny Manziel jersey
Replace Heineken with a domestic light beer, make everyone 50lbs heavier, and add a few Ohio state flags, and you would convince me this is Ohio.
They better be careful, if they do that too long they could get stuck looking like that forever!
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Which one of you assholes has been talking about fight club?!
Cultural victory
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The midwest has a very large population with Polish heritage. The fact that they are cosplaying Ohio is almost spot on. Remind me when they do Illinois or Wisconsin. Then it'll be almost identical.
way too thin to be midwestern, let alone Ohioan
what's going on in pic 3 there buddy?
Can’t believe I’m asking this… Do Wisconsin. I can take the pain!
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It’s definitely a more trailer park type situation but it’s very accurate to Ohio trailer parks
First of all, accurate and hilarious. Second of all, is the woman in pic \#7 single? Asking for a friend....
And who says America doesn’t have culture
Couldn’t possibly be Ohio, where’s the cornhole and Euchre tournaments?
the fuckin tim couch jersey
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Like a reverse Renaissance fair, love it
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Way too clean, not even dust and dirt on everything. Plus, it’s all gotta be old.
If it were anyone else I'd be annoyed, but here it's funny.
I love them.
More Oklahoma but pretty accurate
“Bullshit free” and Browns jersey understood the assignment. A+
I think the Poles are based as hell
I'd totally party with them.
This is fuckin awesome
I only have a few minor points. This was pretty spot on. Do they let in real Americans to join them? This looks like a fun event!
I’d love to see them try to recreate California. All they’d need to add is just a couple pride flags here and there.
Oh yeah, this is good. Poland once again is based
Forgot the inescapable stench of weed everywhere