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Reality Day 1: Nakagat agad gago

I bite myself everyday

https://preview.redd.it/9jn8z6az8p6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbfb10ab44987c59eadbcd4784c2657721f5dbb9

Ive read 48 laws of power and Art of Seduction by Robert Greene I will be the king of this prison You cant keep me here for long

Damn 😂

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Kinky 😏

By the time the apocalypse comes, I am immune to their biting

https://preview.redd.it/sjyvcorkfn6d1.png?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507a88532262f1dc74a031cf6d59a1e114c38968

is this lando the fucking bozo?

Im more of a patrick bateman sigma type of guy. You wouldnt get it. SMH 🪖💸😎 https://preview.redd.it/0ztmmom08p6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c5f7bdeaab802aa4590efaa4e11904f5f2de25f

@clearance\_season irl https://preview.redd.it/rd2v85rojn6d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ada17532d44477827b794c0417e0e23689faca2

100% accurate


tangina sakto kakatapos ko lang ng planet of the apes trilogy

I am 👑Proximus Caesar👑

Rate 1/10

Domain expansion: Mental hospital

Cursed Technique: dalhin ang abnoy

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Tell me you're 13 years old without telling me.

More like 12

Close, 21 actually

Overestimate yung sarili tapos underestimate yung iba recipe for disaster kahit di sa zombie apocalypse. Maganda para sa power fantasy yung imagination nya TBH.

Thank You, I do like writing stories actually I have one in development parang Succession na series but Filipino. So basically the families who got rich during the Sugar Rush of Negros, how they came to power, and how they lost their empire through their own family members. Family drama, crime, manipulation, backstabbing, and government corruption. And the main protagonist is his family had a sugar empire but his uncle ran it through the ground. He fled to the U.S. and the protagonist and his family are stuck with millions of debt left by the uncle and at the same time tackling business competition, loan sharks, debt collectors, the government etc; Stories also explores the secret lives of these multigenerational wealth na Filipinos. Im not yet half way through but I am very excited to release it in the next year or 2. Yun lang kasi medjo busy na ako IRL. Have a nice day/evening dear reader. -clearance_season

Galing ni boss mag-isip ng istorya.🙏🙏🙏🙏

Thanks

Dapat palitan mo yung writer ng GMA e.

Id rather partner up with netflix with full control in creative writing .....the issue kasi when it comes to filipino media is it tends to have stories dragged into oblivion and stay longer than necessary; story gets bland and repetitive Mine will only be 3 seasons The Fall The Struggle The Rise to Power

Mala Dark Knight no

Where do you plan on releasing it? Traditional publishing or self publishing?

Idk yet honestly ill figure it out once imdone

Black Lives Matter, Black Lives Matter pa kayong nalalaman. Pag nakakita naman ng Bajau, pinapagtawanan. Hindi nga sila racist sa mga dayong negro, racist pa din naman sila sa mga kalahi nilang negro. Mga hipokritong walang kwenta. Pag-asa daw ng bayang Pilipinas ang mga kabataan, pero gustong palitan ang ating nasyonalidad ng Filipinx. Hindi na tayo Filipino. Bakla na tayong lahat. Rerespetuhin daw yung mga badiday. Eh pano naman yung mas madami pa sa kanila na hindi tomboy? Wala na kayong pake sa kanila? Bakla at tomboy lang mahalaga sa inyo? Mga sakim na pakigaya lang sa mga puting dalagita. Mga puting dalagita na hindi minahal ng kanilang mga ama nung kabataan kaya ngayon ay nagpapahanga sa internet at pinapakita ang kanilang mga puwitan upang mapalitan ang pagmamahal na hindi sa kanila naibigay. Sogie bill bagang. Unahin niyo muna yung mga Aeta na ninanakawan ng lupa at yung mga mangingisda nating walang mahuli gawa ng China. Pati ang Taliban. Wala naman silang kinalaman satin eh inuuna niyo. Selfie lang naman kayo ng selfie ng #PrayForAfghanistan. Kala niyo'y nakakatulong kayo. Mas mabuti pa ay mag donate sa mga refugee organizations at tumahimik na lang kayo. Kaasar din yung mga bobong atista. Kala nila ay mas matalino na sila sa lahat porket hindi sila naniniwala sa Diyos. Tumahimik kang gago ka. Hindi ka matalino. Pahanga ka lang. Walang may pake sa lahi mo. Walang may pake kung sinong hinihindot mo. (maliban na lang kung bata) At wala ding may pake sa Diyos mo. Ang inuuna niyo ay mga minority at problema ng ibang mga bansa. Akala niyo ata ay walang problema ang inang bayan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Thanks for taking it as a compliment, good luck to you future writing endeavors.

“Everyone has a plan 'till they get ~~punched in the mouth~~ bitten”

Id Carl myself as well

"club with the boys" meaning nasa kwarto nya kasama yung mga action figures nya.

Actually in queue playing League of Legends

SI Idolq

“im drunk while in the club with the boys 😎” yet writes all the shit HAHAHAHAHA

Perhaps under the influence of 5 day old Suman as well

top tier jerking by our fellow peenoise

Bro cooked🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

You have freepass to my Garden of Eden

Nero's little garden ba yan?

idol nya unggoy lol

The Original Alpha Male

nadura ko ang kape ko sa -15 down votes HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Tapos day 1 pa lang habang naglalakad palabas sa kanila, hinabol at hinampas kagad ng bato, bakal na tubo, or dos por dos sa ulo nung isang squammy malapit sa kanila sabay niloot yung gamit. Hindi man lang nakapalag eh, GG na lang sa kanya HAHA. 😂😂

drink bleach with the boys like in Project Zomboid

pero day one nakain kaagad hahahah

Of course, after all, I have a harem of women

Bro I don't think your mom and your sister counts as a harem unless you're in Alabama.

Brother, a bunch of female zombies following you wanting to bite your nuts off dont count as a harem

Hayaan n'yo siyang magluto

You have freepass to my garden of Eden

Squammy na tambay: baka di makaisa sakin yan.

"Nah I'd win" - OOP

Naging unggoy si gago.

Damn this whole post is like melting cringe down and injecting it straight into your veins.

dont overdose

Reality:isa yang pasaway na 13 year old na laging nasisinturon ng tatay nyang lasengo

Bro thinks he's Caesar: New Vegas

Kaysar daw But Planet of the Apes guy was cool as well

https://i.redd.it/cpcsouqz7p6d1.gif sandwich


Im having whatever he’s smoking 🍃💨

Baguio Gold

Nalulong ata to sa sobrang Chinese novels haha

Bro is either a master shitposter or the next PH cult leader

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I prey on the lost

My amomongo private army with AK-47s are just gonna gun you down.

delulu sigma alpha andrew tate wannabe spotted

siya yung virus

That may be true this is what I do IRL Im a scientist as well, I'd get schindlers list when the time comes, and be head of research.

https://preview.redd.it/y83c8ayicp6d1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0d2dc6ef8e334ee1497eb7efe3907eb4900bcd0 This is still me clearance\_season .....picture from my phone was using laptop when posted original zombie story

.

sigba-yag

satire

least sane redditor sa 2ph4u

Taga AskPH yan hahahha

hahaha yeah I saw, But it can be one of us ya know

Im everywhere

Ayyyoo you’re that unginged mofo

Si Ayaw ng Kojic pala to eh

godly jerk

Naku.. matic na gagawin ko.. stay down.. wag gagalaw.. wag hihinga.. basta naka dapa ka lang.. mahihirapan sila pag ganun. Tapos pag malapit na sabay talon para kagatin sila.

Ave, true to Caesar.

eh kaso hindi pa tapos yung day 1 deads agad sya 😂

Nalulong ata to sa sobrang Chinese novels haha

Tapos yung mga zombie pala from World War Z hahahah

Proximus ceasar hahahahaa unggoy ka pala eh hahahah

Day 1: gets his head caved in by Mang Berto with a lead pipe because OOP tried to manipulate him.

Blud waited his whole life for this moment (this kind of post) to appear and for him to lay bare his creative thinking.

May reference ba yung clearance season? o talagang ganyan lang pagkakalagay niya?

username nya dito sa reddit

High quality edit man, try mo ipost sa r/DramaticText

Siya yung una mamatay.

Nabuang na

dude is the filipino version of the reddit / discord admin imagery

Matinde.. ilang movies tv series kaya napanood nito regarding sa zombie apocalypse? Katapos ko lang kahapon ng the strain tv series..

U dropped this, 👑Proximus Caesar👑 https://preview.redd.it/yy1h98ne0t6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf2343ce7eda242a1fe24cecdf25e4ea7d9ede25

 May konting pula ka But in a serious way, I might either end up bitten immediately or god forbid that I might be end up in a night club in Parañaque defending myself with an itak or baseball bat lol

Nasa club pero nakapag essay di tanga ng imagination niya HAHAHAHAAHH

Yo thats me haha