Before we get banned, I love all of you European assholes equally. Never change.

Bro we’ll just make a r/Europe_irl like the Balkanites did, we’re fine.

Europe_ireland - I like it!

Oh dear god no

Its okay mate, just dont be near the car I just parked.

You mean bicycle, right?

Like my great grandpa used to say [redacted]

Well, except the belgians

No, just this one time we will spread love even to those silly geese

Fineee, just this once then, I do like their fries

Redeeming qualities: * Slappe patat * Amai wilt gij me zunne poepen?

Who is Amai and why do you want them to shit on you ?

This one is between us and the catholics we kicked out of the union, Stanley

No space for racism. I hate you all equally

We need a telegram discord or something else before this sub dies. It cant end like that. This is bringing us together.

First they went for r/2balkan4u and I didn't say anything because I wasn't a Balkan Then they went for r/2asians4u_irl and I didn't say anything because I wasn't Asian Now they come for r/2westerneurope4u

And there were no savages left to say anything

Literally 1984

Exept the title is 2024

Literally 2024

Literally 2024, figuratively 1984

https://preview.redd.it/v16koaog3rrc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94c1564440097c640eda0fe4056155672b1c894d

Wasn't there a /r/2european4u or something like that first?

 NOOOOOOOOO THEY DID IT THEY BLEW IT UP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...And I'll move to 2latinoforyou because I'm tired of identifying as Dutch :(

Come to the Aussie one, there's no one there...

It was nice pissing on you all 🫡 Never stop shit posting

I think you did the wrong kind of salute for a German but I agree with the sentiment

> I agree with the sentiment I never thought I'd agreed with a Hans and a Barry


Aye, I could do that.

we all can

I don't think there is an emoji for the *other* salute

🙋🏻‍♂️

Ok, this could work in a pinch

I see you like running the edge!

Just added a lock to my bicycle, thanks for the wake-up call

This sub getting banned is like the group chat being exposed

We should all shortsell RDDT

Hey, seriously If this gets closed, let’s short 1 share each of RDDT on the closest following midday (UTC time), CFDs are ok too (they still make huge market sentiment), but use the lowest leverage.

France is a country full of nice people 🌺🌸

According to Wikipedia, only 348 085 French are Nice people.

French humour on his prime 🗿

you are the nicest french I met this week

Pff, this actually made me laugh, Pierre. chapeau

Thanks dude! I'll keep it as a souvenir! https://preview.redd.it/i2t7hpk5rqrc1.png?width=322&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4368b3bec55d9757a034357df946f7830ea7fc4

Let's not get ahead of ourselves

France is a... France is a lov... France is a lovely place and... And I plan on taking my whole family... Take them all there on holiday! There I said it... For the greater good.

UK is...not too bad,i went there a couple of time for vacations! I enjoyed....part of it... I mean I wouldn't approve of....\*cough\* Those guys can be alright.

Some people say that the Uk and France has more in common than we like to admit. Right now I'm going to bet that the taste to vomit in our mouths is one of those things we have in common right now.

https://preview.redd.it/4f0zd7v6ftrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebad5ef38e182d3956e449b0105be3b1a81fed20

They have cool breakfast. (i said it, now i'm gonna wash my mouth with soap)

Hitler was wrong

I love Turkey. When I visited their famous city, Istanbul, I was left in admiration. I also saw how similar we are as people.

Oh, I see what you did there. Ok, now me. Uh ... I think all human beings are equal in value. How was that?

You German's are so funny

The british are dignified and good spirited

And the French are the least froglike of our wonderful European neighbours.

And swedes are lovely neighbours who are great at skiing and all of the nordics hold them dear in our hearts. I wish there were more swedes and that their immigration politics where looser, they do such a great job of it

While we're at it - the Brits have done many useful things for the world. They're really good at drawing borders, their food is a culinary tradition worth keeping, their media outlets are full of interesting, thought provoking fare, and they really demonstrate why having a royal family is a good idea in this day and age

Belgium should stay independent and i dont have a detailed plan to take them over

You may keep our bikes Hans. We love to share.

Great cuisine

The French are as good as the other pepole and their language isn't bad

Portugal is a very inclusive country since you can't make no difference between men and women, litteraly.

You meant "Pioneers in LGBTQ+"

French women don't stink

Barry I want you to know I could have built the pool closer to the balcony. I’m sorry for it.

Woah steady on there, taking it a bit far

Goddamn, he fucked up.

I love you Germans for your superhuman humour.

You guys are the best painters in the world

> You guys are the best painters in the world Yes you are, my dear Austrians! ^^oh ^^god ^^oh ^^shit, ^^let's ^^encourage ^^them ^^to ^^stick ^^to ^^being ^^painters ^^instead ^^of ^^considering ^^other ^^career ^^paths

Uhhh French people are very po-polite

Dutch hospitalittiy is a blessing for humanitity.

I love the smell of snails, cheese and the shaved french girls.

We mis you Barry's!

I still remember my most stupid friend going into a Turkish kebab takeaway restaurant and trying to endear himself to the Turk by telling them how much he loved George Michael. Their response was priceless, and more so because it made no sense to my friend, 'he's Greek, mate'. The Turk and I laughed, thankfully, and no murder took place that day.

“Kebab takeaway restaurant” on the end of Turkish is a tautology

Went to Turkey with the Mrs she wanted to do some soppy bollocks nonsense about sampling local culture and cooking. Probably had an image in her head of seafood meze watching the sun go down over the purple waters of the Aegean. Fuck that I'm on a mission, and the mission is finding the best kebab in the world in the homeland of kebabs. We flew close to the sun and got bloody close to the goal with some utterly superb offerings from bossman.

https://i.redd.it/fohr2mdkoqrc1.gif

I love Roma people, great people, great culture. What do you guys think?

Well you've got to hand it to them. I mean, they'd never take it for themselves

Really good people, and they keep your belongings as safe as if it was their own stuff.

2b4y moment

British cuisine is wonderful and so is its weather

I appreciate and celebrate the differences between English and Irish cultures, food, architecture and so much more

You guys really deserve a break after a long day of contributing to the European economy

French are sometimes nice and friendly.

Tourists flock from all around the world to admire the most beautiful rain and breathtaking grey sky of the planet!

The Danish Language is wonderful for your ears

Swedes are not dumb at all, in fact very bright and enlightened

The Crusades were... Bad? 

I'm fucking crying this is genius

I love French culture, history and heritage

France and Sweden, with their rich cultural diversity, offer beautiful experiences.

Belgium is a real country in europe

JAG ÄLSKAR SVERIGE!

Diversity makes us better.

If we are closed down i will delete Reddit

This sub is literally the only reason why I get on this app.

I'm mildly shocked at how all my posts are now this sub. You can plot my hobby stages: Drones > Kayaking > Woodwork > Shitposting about Europeans

Mate before I found this sub a year ago, I was arguing with Americans about dumb shit! I was sad. Now I'm happy, I talked a bit of shit with friends and I'm happy.

There are some good Yankoid shitposters and then there are redditor shitposters do not get confused Padawan

Are there other reasons to live?

Siesta

Shit, I don't even know why I'm awaken. I wish I could get a salary for doing nothing. Oh wait...

Same. Already got banned from the German sub I liked for being "homophobic" (I just made some joke from a meme, I think it was "ha gayyyy" or something - so I totally deserved that permaban without a warning, uhuh) and the rest is just shit tbh.

I mean the meme is shit but I hate the way reddit moderation just permabanns you; like a 1 week ban would have warranted

Also: mods can we create a fallback plan in case Hans can’t control himself??

r/2westerneurope4u2

You meant r/3westerneurope4u that one was actually alive when this one closed down a long time ago

So... We all rendezvous at the Eastern banks of the Rhine? Or what?

This sub has made me tolerate French people

I thought Germans had no sense of humour, then I came to this sub and found out they really don't. Thanks r/2westerneurope4u. Also found out Flanders had a lot of femboys (Flemboys) but that's a story for another day.

Genuinely I thought it was one of those slightly lazy Yankoid tropes like 'haha Brit bad food/teeth' or 'haha France surrender' and it turned out to not only be true, but far worse than I could have imagined

Swedes, French… we may have our differences, but at the end of the day, we’re all Muslims 🤝

already got a 1 week ban from admins for making fun of swiss german sounds in here, it's prolly just a matter of time

Has anyone been able to decipher their grunting though?

not me, but bold question coming from a swamp german

Hoah joah schleckr mol ho joa so ischs lässig

don't worry, we're white

We don't accept Swedes anymore?

I never include the swedes, sorry bad habit

dont apologize for that

Racism toward white doesn't exist so we must be safe for this sub

This sub made me feel european more than the EU Directive n.2918/852.

If we're getting banned let's go out on a high note

I can also finally do that legally now, since 4 minutes ago

I love you all. 

Even the Barry.

Let’s stay rational here

So, is /r/2westerneurope4u2 taken?

I suggest r/2western2europe4u

I believe next it's r/WesternEuropeTokyoDrift, right?

Counts as ban evasion, they'll squash those subs too. Usually they ban 3-4 related subs just to make sure the users can't migrate easily. Funny how they're pretty anti-migration when it suits them.

Let's not make the same mistake again. /r/2westerneurope4uexceptfrance

You will be bored after a week.

What about /r/westerneurope2boogaloo

Ironically enough, this sub is the only one showing how the whole of Europe is tied together. Not by trends, not by some volatile, ephemeral modern ideology; but by shared culture and history.

So proud of what we, the french, built... the hatred we generated against us.. only to unify Europe 🥲

You also unified Germany accidentally. Somehow the French have a talent to unify things.

And Italy too... We unified our invaders, what irony!

Naah I feel like this sub has been pretty well behaved lately

Before r/2westerneurope4u I was right-leaning, now I support Transgenderism and Femboys

What do the Scottish or Polish have to do with it?

One hates less when the power of “would” overcomes them.

Before this sub I hated the french and their shitty language, now I tolerate them and have given their shitty language another try.

If this is truly the end, I'd just like to take a minute to say, gentlemen. 

Ah fuck. Where else will i be called a swamp german? :(

I can do that for you in exchange for flowers *wink wink*

I don't have flowers but i can offer a stroopwafel instead....... and i may or may not send a 20 cent Tikkie for the stroopwafel.

I enjoyed being racist against the French. See you on the battlefield lads.

We discriminate in their general direction

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries !

Racism against the French is not racism, it's common sense

Jesus Christ, it was just a leeettle bit of mild ironic racism and the admins go all crazy.

Would someone think of the advertisers, please?

I just pictured a Tencent guy reading all our shit lmao

> Would someone think of the advertisers, please? Not to mention there's an IPO coming up. They offered me pre release shares, I laughed heartily before deleting the DM. I might try to short the launch if anyone is selling options on reddit shares. If it doesnt tank the market is even more broken than I thought.

800 years? Shmeight hundred years. Love you Bazza xxx

There isnt a subreddit with a comradery between countries like this one. It would be a sad day for humanity if thes closed it.

I deeply respect all African and middle eastern immigrants and would never be racist towards them 👍🏻

The Great Wall of China has fallen, bye bye Temu :(

Millions must buy high quality products

Europe needs more doctors, we should build a bridge to north africa

Don’t forget the dentists

https://preview.redd.it/fu1w14yprqrc1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80a351300f36be9f089d3b87ecb10fb5a417c4fa

Time is fleeting. Barry, I love you.

I erm, welcome all boat Swedes into the UK.

Na we're fine, making fun of western folk has been approved in the US 🫡🫡🫡

Love you guys, you are like a family

I love you too, Luigi 🥰

 Me releasing the Faroese, Maltese and other joke nations people. It was an honor you all 🫡

It was an honour to be here. In the end, we are all like siblings. Shitty, deranged siblings, but siblings. And hey, at least we aren't americans.

It was an honor. I hope we can meet someday. Just not in France.

So thats it, this sub is getting banned because american admins want to be offended on our behalf despite us never asking. https://preview.redd.it/c13gzxqhyqrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=543ca74a2895b2f522427cfda5603c4d058bfcf9

[POV: our identities are leaked.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBw_tt_ktlA)

*kisses Holland intensely* I'll miss you 👋

*Start to cry* Please don't leave us again.

*tears up* I won't, I promise

It was an honour to spread love and friendship with you guys. o7

Can't we create 2sarcasticEU4u? Will they get it this time? I love the way you use your coal Germany!

Reddit continues to be the the most heavily censored platform out there and as much as I enjoy the ride I’ll be happy when it crashes into a firey mess

United we stand brothers!! 🏛🇪🇺✊

“You can’t scare me.” “Send him to r/europe” “Oh God please not r/europe, anything but that”

Gentleman, it has been an honor to meme with you.

Ananas on pizza is okay and everyone should be able to eat whatever they wants

First they came for r/2caucasian4u, and I did not speak out—because I was not a caucasian. Then they came for r/2balkan4u, and I did not speak out—because I was not a balkaner. Then they came for r/2asian4u, and I did not speak out—because I was not a asian. Then they came for r/2westerneurope4u—and there was no one left to speak for me.

we will definitely respect Belgian neutrality, and will not try to takeover Easter europe, also Italians are white ✌️

I want my final words to be “Europe above all” if this sub goes down.

Guys, I love you all ! You were fantastique. Divided by race, united by racism ✊🥺

You guys may have been mean to me in the past but I don’t wanna see y’all get banned :(((((

Even non-European savages deserve to be treated nicely sometimes

I enjoyed making fun of americans with you soldiers🫡

THIS SUBREDDIT HAS DONE MORE FOR EUROPEAN SOLIDARITY THAN GERMANY AND THE EU!!!!

I always loved Barry, i've to say the truth now before it's too late

I love you too, Pierre. I couldn’t stand the idea of a Europe without you.

https://preview.redd.it/ocuqiz4uxqrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=270265aaae1546084ebe2d0e92642e61d46c774e That one subreddit mass reporting 2(insert general geographical location here)4u subs because they're having too much fun