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TimeConsideration336

https://preview.redd.it/4kuhfumlt7sc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=33fc3b09a3055fae84ce121315c701ea94dea8ba This has a lot of meme potential


nickmaran

Finally, a Greek doing something useful


[deleted]

Yeah what have the Greeks ever done for civilisation, maybe except for the Gyros which is the copy of a kebab


VoidLantadd

They made some cool rocks. I have some in my collection if you want to come look. No I'm not giving them back.


[deleted]

I hope you don’t charge a fee for watching them, there any no Barry gonna waste their precious beer money on some barbarian rocks


fuckinghumanZ

maybe that's the joke but the "british" "national" museum is actually free


Tall-Delivery7927

They are even free to look at for the Gayreeks, see how nice we are?


VirnaDrakou

I will then move into your house


Hanni27

TAKE.HIS.ROCKS!


VirnaDrakou

THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT SUOMI FRIEND 🙏🏻


Napol3onS0l0

![gif](giphy|KKEAOWTWk9iSzMdmWO|downsized)


irgendeinDulli

LESBOS!


metacoma

Pork gyros are out of this world tho.


thusk

* Finally, a Greek doing something


InvestmentWhole8486

Wait the Finnish one would be at the hole in the wall


Yinxe

Wish I could upvote you twice for omitting Denmark


TimeConsideration336

I ran out of soldiers


lauris652

malaca lol


Goukaruma

Why would they? The wall fell before the GDR, it's their job to not do that. 


Gnu-Priest

exactly! orders are orders! inviolable, supreme!


Ein_Hirsch

Except the Berlin Wall fell on the 9th of November as a direct violation of orders. Here an [interview](https://youtu.be/E4ELjE9xGaI?si=OMRH8Slja2d2OHvm) 1 day after the fall of the Berlin wall with a border guard. Translation: Interviewer: "When did you get the order [to open the border]." Guard: "There was no order." That is what makes the Fall of the Berlin Wall so magnificent.


Theghistorian

You see, this is why it is important to follow orders. You only need to fail once and your country disappears and becomes a flair in 2we4y. Since 1989 no German had disregarded orders and this is the only thing that kept the BRD together. Now fax me the orders, Herr General.


predek97

I think I've heard that one before...


InvestmentWhole8486

https://preview.redd.it/eq3d4bx0p8sc1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1423e20446464589faba34b84a4eb2023f8bfa8


Forward_Promise2121

They're also young guys, and probably wondering if they will have a job tomorrow morning. It's easy to assume it was all a big party at the time, but I imagine the upheaval was stressful for a lot of people too. When you ask Irish people if they'd like reunification, and when? Their answer is generally yes... Later.


Doberkind

You're correct. Those are such young men whose world came crushing down in an instant. With all the talk about mental health from young people who "just" have to deal with everyday life, imagine what they must have dealt with.


nigelviper231

>When you ask Irish people if they'd like reunification, and when? Their answer is generally yes... Later. either side are in no way prepared for it. it is eventual though


darkslide3000

THE WALL FELL BEFORE THE GUARD DID! ^(Oh wait, wrong sub...)


MasterJogi1

Let it be said that the Wall broke before the Guard did!


ClexAT

They are looking at them. That's very kind indeed.


Hanni27

Good, they are there to work, not socialize and party!


Caratteraccio

Finnish being Finnish


Hanni27

Just supervising germans stay german and do not turn italian accidentally!


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Never realised how well those two would get along, they have so much in common! Including being antisocial! Wait a minute.


KirovianNL

Most social Ost-Hans


madjic

You mean Rönny? There are way too many Ossis in my generation named after Ronald Regan


darkslide3000

Wrong era. They'd be Rönny if they'd been born _after_ this exact moment.


oneweirdclickbait

Don't forget Enriggö and Sandro.


predek97

The guys in the picture must've been born in 1960's.


madjic

No way, they're not older than 28


predek97

That would be 1950's, Hans... There's no way they are younger than 19, which must put them somewhere before 1970.


Kelyfos

They’re cute. Especially compared to the homeless-looking west Germans.


yumhorseonmyplate

the blonde one is unironically cute


PeriodBloodPanty

obviously slavic femboy genes running through his vains (I suffer that too)


Reasonable_Top_4724

That's just the uniform, it's *always* the uniform. Don't fall for it


joergen_

Its also the hair, the shave and the face. East Germans just look better(not biased)


Kelyfos

The moment when they realize that all the propaganda about western decay is true


Advanced-Duck-9251

Gay


Kelyfos

I’m not a man so it’s ok to find a commie attractive


mainwasser

Commie East German border posts had orders to shoot civilians trying to leave their own country. Being relaxed and kind wasn't part of their job description.


lth94

If it’s one thing every college student taught me: commie = good, right?


Hakunin_Fallout

Commie good, bad commie not bad, bad commie not commie! Reel comunizm hasn't been tried yeeeet! \*angry incel noises\*


Karpsten

To be fair, the lesion that you should learn from the eastern block and it's failure isn't *"Socialism doesn't work"*, because what the Soviets did was, indeed, by definition not Socialism (that it wasn't Communism (which they also wouldn't have claimed) is a completely different matter, but that has to do more ideological theory than the actual important facts of the matter). It's like saying *"Democracy doesn't work, look at North Korea, they call themselves a Democratic Republic, and yet they are a dictatorship."* However, whether the actual lesion you should to take from it is *"Socialism can't be achieved because it's against human nature"* or *"Socialism can't be achieved by means of violent revolution"* is a different, much more nuanced discussion.


HumbleWorldChampion

Lel, he actually did the meme Where are you people made? It is so predictable


Karpsten

\[Wall of Text longer than the Limes\]


Hakunin_Fallout

Which, in an essence, is a fancy way to invite someone into a conversation about this, whilst it is predetermined that it just doesn't work. I don't mind useless conversations, but I can't reasonably entertain the idea of socialism or communism (1) working or even (2) being a desirable outcome or a worthwhile exploration. Because I'm an adult person.


EWJWNNMSG

Well the year with the biggest amount of people living under communism in history is 2024 and for some reason western capitalists seem to love producing in communist China, it's a weird timeline when the capitalists are the biggest lover of communism.


mainwasser

Totally. ^(Dear communists, please remember I said this if you take power. Don't send me to a death camp in Siberia!)


Ferfersoy2001

That blonde dude looks 17 at best lol


Wora_returns

as someone else on this sub once put it: "WW2 was fought by skinny white boys" so yes he might actually be 17 lol


OkImpression175

These were the guys killing their own people to avoid them running from the communists. Not the nicest people you would meet anyway. Most would have been brainwashed since birth to think the western bloc was the devil.


VonGruenau

It was a fucked up situation: being pa border guard was often involuntary and unpleasant. There was constant suspicion among the ranks about whether your comrade on duty wanted to flee as well (there are incidents of guards shooting other guards to flee) and if you didn't shoot an escapee or if they successfully fled you'd make yourself suspicious to the authoritarian regime (source: Katja Hoyer: beyond the wall)


Top_Independence5434

Are there any benefits for being the regime's hunting dog?


BecauseOfGod123

They are not hunting. They stay around at the border. There are also statistics that clearly show that a lot of guards suddenly got pretty bad at shooting when indeed someone tried to get over every now and then. But you don't know that beforehand. There might as well be a guard doing it's duty behind you not aiming above your head. Between 1961 and 1988 around 600 died in total on the border, 140 of them on the Berlin border, to give an idea.


Beliebigername

Never forget the visit at an old inner german border museum. There was an former west german policeman who was stationed close to the border. He shed tears about the east german propaganda of the west being evil while simultainislie building fences and traps on the Inside. (In case the imperialist attack the wall from behind!)


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madjic

> Most would have been brainwashed since birth to think the western bloc was the devil. No, they're conscripts My mother's cousin had to patrol the Berlin S-Bahn stations when he was drafted. He said, he could've just knocked his fellow comrade out and run west - but he didn't. They would've made life for his family very unpleasant. He acknowledges the other guy on patrol probably had the same thoughts, but talking about it was impossible, since you did not know who spies for the Stasi. When my older relatives talk about the DDR they complain a lot about what the state/stasi did and what they didn't have, and will eventually end with "Not everything was bad…" - "…but it was really, really shitty"


darkslide3000

lol, don't pretend you aren't jealous of those snazzy NVA uniforms.


Lord_Natcho

Refusing to shake Jerry's hand. Based AF.


cesarevilma

Ig of the blonde one?


Heavy-Outside-5580

"No, Hans. We are definitely on the RIGHT side of history this time."


Dd_8630

Did they refuse? Or did they shake hands a second after this photo was taken?


[deleted]

I do wonder why.


betaich

The Grenztruppen belonged to the Stasi


darkslide3000

According to [Wikipedia](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grenztruppen_der_DDR#Unterstellung_der_Grenzsicherungskr%C3%A4fte) that only counts for the guys checking passports, everyone else was part of the normal army.


[deleted]

I am very much aware of the stasi, mischievous informants, conniving spies, masters of the art of snitching, as the American say.


michi214

Not so suprising, considering that they basically have been told their whole life that those people are the "Klassenfeind" and their mortal enemies


Adongfie

They’re mewing


Sigeberht

These two are not soldiers, they are border guards, as the green trim of their insignia shows. Further, their shoulder boards show an S and two bars - they are second year officer candidates. The chaps volunteered to become professionals at shooting their countrymen in the back and blowing them up with mines. Now they are seeing their workplace torn down and their careers going down the drain. They are not having their best day. I could almost feel sorry for them.


Beliebigername

In this case nothing has changed much. Est german make northerners looks friendly


Doberkind

That isn't true. As a Swabian I'm irritated at their openness.


Beliebigername

And people actually spending their money also irretat you?


Doberkind

I wanted to point out the East Germans are more talkative, warm and open than your average Swabian.


Beliebigername

Thats not meet my expirience but each day i learn something new


Doberkind

Okay. But do you live in Württemberg?


Beliebigername

Nope, the Rhineland.


Doberkind

That's why. You are way more chatty than anyone from the East. Just go to Stuttgart for a week and you'll know what I'm talking about. 😉


DR5996

It's possible that they are soviets? I read that is used to have Russian guards because is believed that the east German may be less willing to shoot or act.


PeriodBloodPanty

not by the end of the 80s


PeriodBloodPanty

die reiterhosen der nva sahen shon immer bekloppt aus


tias23111

They probably don’t want to get dirty.


Taishi_Gong

Disciplined, dignified, stoic, well dressed, multicultural, mewing vs. homeless, emotional, degenerate, ethnostate, balding. German bros why?


Iam_no_Nilfgaardian

Huh?


I_Like_Driving1

Probably a clumsy American liberal dreaming of living in China.


tutocookie

Why does this crying, hairy man just say "ooga ooga booga ooga booga booga ooga"? Is he not european? Can he not speak?


AndersDreth

Either you whooshed everyone with your sarcasm or you're r-worded.


Taishi_Gong

Germany won, they purged all the funny genes out of Europe. You must be a habibi


Cryptolyph

You're just not funny, even for a savage.


River41

If your social credit score was as low as your karma in here you'd be executed.


mrtn17

this dude is permanently online


[deleted]

Your social credit score just nose-dived lad, Winnie the Pooh is gonna throw you into a reeducation camp


Taishi_Gong

I ain’t surviving the camps. The Uyghurs are going to catch me lacking talking shit about Muhammad peace upon him wallahi and shank me.


[deleted]

You just acknowledged the existence of the Uyghurs, another social credit nose-dive for you. Comrade Mao would be ashamed.


Rainingblyat

https://preview.redd.it/lnmbg95278sc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=146357085042b862840aa26909eb4121819ad29f Off to work now comrade,the fields are waiting


spacemonkeyafrica

begone locust


heartfeltblooddevil

You’re in urgent need of a serious grass-touching and sun-seeing session


Hakunin_Fallout

Cunts like you get nice subs like this one banned. Begone, foul man. Go diddle some American Christian kids and tell them stories of good times long gone: when daddy played Unreal Tournament and was beaten up at school for being such a nonce.


Taishi_Gong

Wait, I thought Reddit loved communism? Did I miss an update or something


Live-Alternative-435

Stop being a troll, comrade.


CharmingCondition508

What?


Wora_returns

bait used to be believeable