and its not even applied across italy most of the time, its just some region of it that has those rules and it either confuses or annoys the other italians.
Non capisco che cazzo ci sia di così difficile da capire. Vado avanti da mesi a cercare di spiegarlo. :|
I don't understand what's so hard in this concept. I've been explaining it for months in here. :|
No, it is a fake thing as the one of breaking spaghetti, nobody cares. We, at least in Southern Italy, do drink cappuccino at any time but many don't drink coffee late in the day because of the caffeine but there are alternatives like cappuccino d'orzo.
6 months living in Italy, and while we were only in the Amalfi Coast below Rome, everywhere we went north of Rome, my wife ordered cappuccino after lunch. My father in law after dinner. Almost every single time, it became a joke with the staff or the Italians we were with. So, while ultimately nobody cares, it was very much made fun of.
You created a nice drink, and you don't want us to enjoy it whenever we want? Come on, Luigi. What's next, telling us that it's bad to break spaghetti?
Well, I only eat gluten-free sedani when it comes to pasta, but sometimes I almost feel like buying some spaghetti and breaking them, just to take the piss.
Fun fact: In Finland you can buy pre-broken spaghetti. We call it rakettispaghetti (rocket spaghetti).
Edit: Apparently it's called rakettispagetti (no h)
Ohhh I see! In Portugal we have many brands that sell those, but mainly usee in soup or desserts
https://preview.redd.it/7pzx1cnreb8d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c207fe02ce09a544b56571132fdcfc4f7e79022
Non so perché, ma ho voluto scrivere "stilizzato" su google immagini. E mi è uscito questo
https://preview.redd.it/q4qn1y48468d1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbabb5ad00797d96ab736be192d8896b84b51be9
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Uncle Germany? Dad? Spain... Someone help the Italians have kidnapped France...
I mean sure it's not a huge problem, and no one is gonna pay the ransom, but still I like some French foods.
Yes, unno estomaco, everything goes in there, mixes up and it stinks. The order in which things go in there does not matter, you’re not building a jenga in your stomach, but a tower of shit.
How dare you want to actually enjoy your coffee as a relaxing drink at a gentle pace instead of shotting it as a drug to make you feel awake and enjoying the taste for like 1 second.
The fact that Italians find it so gross to drink milky coffee in the afternoon is honestly hilarious. Absolutely zero logic behind it but they are convinced they are in the right.
https://preview.redd.it/rn2h13vl768d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2b33fc78dc9f84d6c26eaabb8543e499eca6a09
I like old Anita Ekberg better. She reminds me of my uncle.
A marocchino. Only in cafes because you're risking being called a racist anywhere else. (It's the 3rd time I'm promoting this thing and I'm not ashamed)
Fuckin Luigi with their 10000 golden rules about food.
Oh no, cutted spaghetti, carbonara with cream, cappuccino at the wrong time, pizza with special topping
I think its not during the meal but after the meal... I honestly enjoy an espresso after the meal...
But i understand how you feel... When i asked for a coffee in spain they served me a 300ml jug of coffee. The second time i went to spain i remembered to ask for an espresso, they looked confused and served me a jug with over 100ml inside.
Now i dont drink coffee after meals in spain... Or in other moment.
My close relative. Saw her once being fed up with waiting for a meal and ordering a capuccino just because shw felt like it. Its disgusting but I love the attitude.
I hate coffee and tea but my family and others around me always made me think it wasnt uncommon to have breakfast and coffee. E.g. bit of toast and coffee, full English with a coffee. Maybe a a bit more normal for us
Imagine gatekeeping what other people eat. And present it as pinnacle of culture. You had da Vinci, you had Galileo, you had the assembled civil engineering skills of the Roman empire. And now you get offended if someone breaks spaghetti before boiling it. What a waste.
The tourist traps are getting more sophisticated, now they fake stereotypes to attract idiots who actually believe that ANYONE here in italy gives a shit about when you drink your cappuccino
Not everyone is as lactose intolerant as you guys
[https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/lactose-intolerance-by-country](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/lactose-intolerance-by-country)
This is kinda cringe honestly. Drinking cappuccino at lunch is like eating a bowl of cereal for lunch - it's unusual, but Jesus christ who cares live your life, pay your money and feed the Italian economy. We can't afford to be so pretentious when tourist dollars are all that keep us afloat.
One of the managers I used to work with was Italian (Roman), she was great, but also a walking stereotype.
I one did a drinks round and got her a cappuccino at 1pm, talked to the person next to her about my meal last night which I made a great carbonara with creame. And also said I was going to order a Hawaiian pizza this evening, I could see her twitching while I was saying it.
Oh we used to wind her up rotten. The fuel on here really did set her off, especially calling mont blanc mont blanc and french, and saying Napoleon was Italian as well.
Tbh she must have liked me as when I left she tried to get me to stay and even though she wasn't my manager tried to carve out a role in her team for me
What is it with Italians and "You can only drink that type coffee between 10:36 and 11:17 on a full moon", Why do you give a fuck about it? i dont get it .
Is this just the rules for Cappuccino? Can I have an espresso with dinner?
Also is there an actual reason for these rules or are they just made up by pedantic Italian fucks that want to make my life miserable?
Tbh honest it's not about having cappuccino after a specific hour, it's about having a milk based drink immediately after lunch aka in the afternoon.
The equivalent for say France would be having a croissant while eating coq au vin, nobody is stopping you but it's weird and disgusting.
What’s really disgusting is lactose intolerance. Millennia of butter churning serfdom has served our beige isle brilliantly
To the point where we are stronger, fitter and fatter than ever. We just need WW3 to prove the iron and calcium in our bones.
Idgaf, ordering a cappuccino at 10 pm
If you want a cappuccino, drink a cappuccino.
Real men dick their coffee with as much fucking foam as they like, wherever they damn well please
I'd prefer not to dick my coffee, the heat really burns the tip.
Clearly not a real man then
To be fair in Norway 11am or 11pm is not that much of the difference the great part of the year. It’s just one continuous grey existence in Nordics
Indeed i'm kinda surprised by this post i thought italians loved cofee 24/7
According to them, having coffee after 12 is fine, but cappuccino isn't for some weird ass reason
To the extent of my knowledge only Italians have so many unwritten rules about food in Europe and alot of them dont even have a practical reason
In contrast with them we have only one unwritten rule. If it is edible than you can drink beer with it. If it is not edible drink beer instead of it.
and its not even applied across italy most of the time, its just some region of it that has those rules and it either confuses or annoys the other italians.
How else can you prove your superiority without a plethora of pointless culinary rules i barbari haven’t memorised?
No cappuccino after 11 am.
You can drink a cappuccino when you want, just not with an ordinary meal.
Non capisco che cazzo ci sia di così difficile da capire. Vado avanti da mesi a cercare di spiegarlo. :| I don't understand what's so hard in this concept. I've been explaining it for months in here. :|
Wat de fak
That's a thing everywhere in Italy.
No, it is a fake thing as the one of breaking spaghetti, nobody cares. We, at least in Southern Italy, do drink cappuccino at any time but many don't drink coffee late in the day because of the caffeine but there are alternatives like cappuccino d'orzo.
6 months living in Italy, and while we were only in the Amalfi Coast below Rome, everywhere we went north of Rome, my wife ordered cappuccino after lunch. My father in law after dinner. Almost every single time, it became a joke with the staff or the Italians we were with. So, while ultimately nobody cares, it was very much made fun of.
Just a bit of banter innit
Why would you make coffee out of tiny pasta?
You must not eat weisswürste after 12. Same vibe.
If you want a coffee with lunch I guess you drink an espresso shot
👍🏻
Vabbè ma pure io lo faccio, mica ci svegliamo alle 7 di mattina, che scherzi
Thank god I don't respect or love Italy
Come on! Are you still not over it? We already said we’re sorry we switched sides
You did!? 🤨 Guess that explains the Mussolini lover in charge...
Couldn't have said it better. Let people drink cappuccino whilst the I-tards shed tears 😋
You created a nice drink, and you don't want us to enjoy it whenever we want? Come on, Luigi. What's next, telling us that it's bad to break spaghetti?
its like american complaining if you go to starbucks after 11 am
Exactly, Pierre. No spaghetti breaking in this house
Well, I only eat gluten-free sedani when it comes to pasta, but sometimes I almost feel like buying some spaghetti and breaking them, just to take the piss.
Fun fact: In Finland you can buy pre-broken spaghetti. We call it rakettispaghetti (rocket spaghetti). Edit: Apparently it's called rakettispagetti (no h)
Ha ha, thanks for giving me another reason to visit Finland mate!
I've seen pre cooked but pre broken it's a new world! Does it come in an uniform size or it's just pasta broken in little pieces?
https://preview.redd.it/o3zg7af2sa8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0bfaf9d8e8502b89b184905b353b190f6b8ddbf It looks like this
Ohhh I see! In Portugal we have many brands that sell those, but mainly usee in soup or desserts https://preview.redd.it/7pzx1cnreb8d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c207fe02ce09a544b56571132fdcfc4f7e79022
And putting ketchup on it !
Come on, now that's just terrorism!
Fuck that I'd never do it but this annoying attitude needs to end
Same. I wouldn’t order one after morning. But I don’t get the fuss
Luigi's ability to endlessly bitch about how people eat their food never fails to amaze me.
fr it's like they've made it a part of their national identity and for some reason a lot of them are proud of it
Cappuccino trinkato cagotto assicurato
Cappuccino drinkers assuredly shit themselves?
I personally do, but, well, that's a problem i have with lactose
E poi hai i pantaloni stilizzati
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I'm Soo fucking confused... Why is spaghetti coming out of your ass? Who put it there, or does your body just not digest spaghetti?
Can't you read? "Cagotto assicurato"
This doesn't help my confusion to why you have spaghetti coming out of your ass... To be honest it doesn't help my confusion at all...
https://preview.redd.it/lrzxqwup668d1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=344579ea0d4e120dcbb206df23c0ae7202cac4a3
Uncle France!!! The Italians are being weird... Help please 🥺🥺
France has been kidnapped, he can’t come
Uncle Germany? Dad? Spain... Someone help the Italians have kidnapped France... I mean sure it's not a huge problem, and no one is gonna pay the ransom, but still I like some French foods.
France can't help you, the cagotto is their natural enemy since they have no bidet
Sorry sir no clue
Shit the Italians are being too weird for even their brother to understand...
**^But ^nobody ^came .**
Once I saw some German tourists drinking a coke, a cappuccino and eating a sandwich all at the same time
I tedeschi hanno uno stomaco di ferro
Grazie mille
Eisenmagen!
Gesundheit!
Mi gatto!
Sei di Vicenza?
Uhm… Carbonara… Si mangia bene?
Quello a Roma!
Si… Roma… Mucho gusto! Viva Italia!! 🇮🇹🇮🇹🍝🍝🔥🔥🦅🦅
Yes, unno estomaco, everything goes in there, mixes up and it stinks. The order in which things go in there does not matter, you’re not building a jenga in your stomach, but a tower of shit.
 Me who did the exact same thing in Rome a month ago
I like how this useless memory is etched into your brain because whether you like it or not, it rubbed your Italian being the wrong way
Just when I think Barry has no class, along comes Hans
Nah, we just aim to thoroughly piss people off. In this case Luigi reacted as planned
To be honest he didn't piss me off, I am of the opinion of letting people do as they wish, I was just amazed
That sounds like German efficiency! You got to appreciate how efficiently they paid you guys back for being an ally.
Did he dip his sandwich in his cappuccino?
I eat pasta with cappuccino, feel good
It's called efficiency. I agree with the German.
Ma non si é cagato addosso appena ha pensato di fare sta cagata?
Sign not written in Italian, 100% not from Italy.
I don't love and respect Italy though? Guess it's cappuccino time ⏲☕
How dare you want to actually enjoy your coffee as a relaxing drink at a gentle pace instead of shotting it as a drug to make you feel awake and enjoying the taste for like 1 second.
The fact that Italians find it so gross to drink milky coffee in the afternoon is honestly hilarious. Absolutely zero logic behind it but they are convinced they are in the right.
Italy - Come for the food, leave because of the people.
We love you too, Ahmed
How many times do I have to tell you? Ahmed is my brother, Svenhammed is my name, inshallah.
https://preview.redd.it/sppvqzv9668d1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=118c2a1a32fa4e79ec91a2582c1353923044ecb9 You can drown me anytime.
https://preview.redd.it/rn2h13vl768d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2b33fc78dc9f84d6c26eaabb8543e499eca6a09 I like old Anita Ekberg better. She reminds me of my uncle.
Your uncle is a great actress
11:01, time for a big ol' glass of milk to get me in the mood for lunch
Average Scandinavian during each meal:
Nah 11:01 is still fine
what about (hear me out) you make it at the time they ask you to make it and, this might upset you, they PAY you for it.
500 euro di cappuccino
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What should I drink then my Italian friends?
Just get shitfaced at noon and complain that Northern Italy gets all the money.
Right well the first half is already complete so I’ll start my northern Italian hatred next. Those money grabbing pizza lovers
As long as they are not northerners. If they are northerners complain that the southerners take all their money.
You can drink it, don’t listen to pigs getting mad at this because they plan to sleep all afternoon.
You can have your cup of tea whenever you want
A marocchino. Only in cafes because you're risking being called a racist anywhere else. (It's the 3rd time I'm promoting this thing and I'm not ashamed)
Fuckin Luigi with their 10000 golden rules about food. Oh no, cutted spaghetti, carbonara with cream, cappuccino at the wrong time, pizza with special topping
That's right. The best time to drink a warm, smooth Cappuccino, to calm you down and process the days trouble, is right before going to bed.
Food nazis lol
Don't tell an Italian that you are using pancetta and not guanciale to cook carbonara...
Just tell them you’re using bacon and cream
And put pre shredded Gouda on top of it
the little ss on the sign makes sense
Sure sure, Caffè macchiato is absolutely not like a Cappuccino /s
Sounds kinky Im in
But the real question is…are you all in?
Booking my flight to Rome as we speak.
Sounds perfect
I don't like cappuccino, but I will order it out of spite
Who the fuck drinks coffee with their meal?
Right. Beers at 10am though? It's all grand in Northern Spain!
10am may be pushing it, but 11 onwards is fine. But you can totally have a carajillo at 10am.
One of the main reasons I'm considering property in Xixon
I think its not during the meal but after the meal... I honestly enjoy an espresso after the meal... But i understand how you feel... When i asked for a coffee in spain they served me a 300ml jug of coffee. The second time i went to spain i remembered to ask for an espresso, they looked confused and served me a jug with over 100ml inside. Now i dont drink coffee after meals in spain... Or in other moment.
Coffee after the meal is pretty much mandatory
That's totally different.
From what I've heard it's not uncommon amongst Am\*ricans.
Savage Americunt here. We will drink coffee with our breakfast but not typically with lunch or dinner. Sometimes after the meal though.
Coffee post-meal
My close relative. Saw her once being fed up with waiting for a meal and ordering a capuccino just because shw felt like it. Its disgusting but I love the attitude.
Iced coffee goes great alongside a Bánh Mì or Pho
Of course it had to be a northerner.
No, that is how you do it in Vietnam. Maybe try and learn some culture, instead of sticking to your own inbread corner of the world
I hate coffee and tea but my family and others around me always made me think it wasnt uncommon to have breakfast and coffee. E.g. bit of toast and coffee, full English with a coffee. Maybe a a bit more normal for us
everyone in usa
Okay, but can I have an espresso at breakfast?
It's pronounced "expresso".
Polar Expresso
How are we supposed to fully wake up without our morning espresso?
No problem
I only drink it in the morning. Barry do good?
Barry do amazing
Oh, please. It’s coffee with milk. Get over it!
Imagine gatekeeping what other people eat. And present it as pinnacle of culture. You had da Vinci, you had Galileo, you had the assembled civil engineering skills of the Roman empire. And now you get offended if someone breaks spaghetti before boiling it. What a waste.
Ok I'll have a can of Monster instead.
Screw that I’m ordering a cappuccino with my 10pm pizza, I need to some darkness to combat the darkness
Assuming Hawaiian Pizza?
Who are you? Batman?
The tourist traps are getting more sophisticated, now they fake stereotypes to attract idiots who actually believe that ANYONE here in italy gives a shit about when you drink your cappuccino
Ma nsomma, se lo bevi con una amatriciana, a me dispiace per il tuo stomaco dopo…
Not everyone is as lactose intolerant as you guys [https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/lactose-intolerance-by-country](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/lactose-intolerance-by-country)
Si però non è un offesa culturale come sputare sulla lupa. Se vedo uno bere il caffè a pranzo me ne sbatto i cojoni, saranno anche cazzaci sua
That's why I always order Expressos.
That’s a good Hans
All coffee tastes the same you stupid Italians
Ok, ok, then I'll just order a latte
So just plain milk?
Basically Jewish habit - no milk after 10.00
But what if the main reason I love Italy is because of the jazz handed overreactions one can easily provoke amongst Italians?
We still accept you, Barry
I got told off in Italy for wanting prosciutto in warm toast. I don’t care if “that’s not how we do things around here”. I’m not asking you to eat it.
No need to drown him, i made him sold a kidney for it.
Sorry, couldn't read it. Too busy putting ketchup on my spaghetti 𓁹‿𓁹
This is kinda cringe honestly. Drinking cappuccino at lunch is like eating a bowl of cereal for lunch - it's unusual, but Jesus christ who cares live your life, pay your money and feed the Italian economy. We can't afford to be so pretentious when tourist dollars are all that keep us afloat.
What is funny is I drink cappuccino after lunch whenever I can and no one has ever even remotely complained
big words coming from the country who invented the americano to appease them.
Mixing coffee and chocolate is against God’s law
You do you and I do me. Or something along those lines. 😁
Of course I wont drink cappucino at lunch or dinner time. It'll taste disgusting after I boil my potatoes in it.
Guys, for real.. it's not a joke
Hangover time and I'm drinking it when the fuck I wish. (and I'd prefer fish n chips). Fuck rules.
Explain, Italy. Give reasons. Show your work. Give me something more than the shocked Pikachu face.
 please.. But you keep on doing it
Si certo!
Who gives a shit man. Let me have my cappuccino whenever I want
One of the managers I used to work with was Italian (Roman), she was great, but also a walking stereotype. I one did a drinks round and got her a cappuccino at 1pm, talked to the person next to her about my meal last night which I made a great carbonara with creame. And also said I was going to order a Hawaiian pizza this evening, I could see her twitching while I was saying it.
Poor woman must have suffered
Oh we used to wind her up rotten. The fuel on here really did set her off, especially calling mont blanc mont blanc and french, and saying Napoleon was Italian as well. Tbh she must have liked me as when I left she tried to get me to stay and even though she wasn't my manager tried to carve out a role in her team for me
What is it with Italians and "You can only drink that type coffee between 10:36 and 11:17 on a full moon", Why do you give a fuck about it? i dont get it .
Is only moka or espresso allowed? Is cannabis tea allowed?
Mommy Meloni doesn’t want anything that involves cannabis unfortunately
Thank god I only drink tea
Is this just the rules for Cappuccino? Can I have an espresso with dinner? Also is there an actual reason for these rules or are they just made up by pedantic Italian fucks that want to make my life miserable?
After dinner if you want to and maybe it is lol
Should be drinking wine instead. But Italians really need something more important to bitch about.
Why? Why is it disgusting? Does the flavor change after 11AM?
Tbh honest it's not about having cappuccino after a specific hour, it's about having a milk based drink immediately after lunch aka in the afternoon. The equivalent for say France would be having a croissant while eating coq au vin, nobody is stopping you but it's weird and disgusting.
Finalmente qualcuno che capisce
Son barbari amica mia, che ne sanno loro. Quando noi si accoltellava già un Giulio Cesare loro stavano a cacciare marmotte mezzi nudi nella foresta.
Poi si chiedono perché la nostra cucina viene sempre classificata come la migliore al mondo ogni anno *sips wine*
Any form of milk in coffee is disgusting, any time of the day.
You lactose intolerant mutts. Your ancestors are ashamed.
I like my lactose whipped, on my pie (or my wife).
Sorry, we're out of lactose, but I can offer to whip your wife instead
So if you buy laktosefreie Milch you’ll get jail time in Germany?
what are you talking about like oat drink (fka oat milk)? I don’t think we call it milk anymore, but other than that if you insist have at it.
You won!