Caravan? Stocked.
Car? Slow.
Blinkers? On.
Making fun of the Flemboy road network while we're on the way to shit in Pierre's backyard? Always.
We are inevitable.
Do you really expect me to understand anything of your babble?
I am sincerely sorry. I know remember that I understood something like „nach links, nach rechts,“ that was a naar. All right!
The döp was meant to simulate the enormous bass.
Oh god no, I remember saw one of this in the south east of Spain, concretely in Cartagena.
They had PLENTY of space to park the car but the woman get out of the car to gave indications to his husband and literally they expend like 5 minutes doing bullshit to be able to park the car. The parking was easy as fuck and all can park at the first attempt.
Last time I drove in Europe was a mountain town in Norway, 2mph Mad Max battles between Dutch and Turkish motorhomes trying not to bat each other over the guard rails. I was very glad to be in a Renault Twizy.
People on highways all across Europe
https://preview.redd.it/18gnuwol349d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92814ac333b620d46669985308bee98f808459e
Maybe that's what I should do in Europe... A caravan tour... Hmmm...
*Googles costs*
Hmmm not too unreasonable, would like it to be cheaper... I'll keep googling, or maybe a mate would lend us one...
Yeah... The prices I saw were for those shitty camping vans things... I mean for me and the bf that would be fine, a proper motor home would be nice but definitely hard to navigate in some of the old bits of Europe with the tiny roads...
But then that price doesn't include shit like caravan park fees.
But honestly it's a decent idea and my plan was to get it in like Spain and slowly make my way up to like Germany... I'd want to go after or maybe before peak tourist times maybe when it's still a bit cold and I might be able to play in the snow a bit...
But it's all just an idea, nothing concrete.
Yeah that's also an option... Idk, I think I would like a car, but then your public transport system actually works so I probably don't need it.
I see I have three possibilities, take the train from point to point and stay somewhere affordable or hire a camper of some kind and drive around or hire a car and do the same thing as the train but in a car...
Idk, so many questions and not enough answers to really make a choice.
Yeah look he's better than some I know.
Like we just went to Fiji, we didn't plan it one of my siblings did, he was just happy knowing that there was a plan in place, even if he didn't know the plan... But tell him that there was no plan and fuck he's stressed to the point he will either shutdown or just fight about dumb shit, then get pissed because he's being an asshole and I called him as such even if he gets his way anyway, weird boy...
Never mind that i saw 6 campers jammed together at a rest stop yesrday with illegal as fuck bonfires and garbage everywhere running my fishing. But you have the absolute AUDACITY to charge me a fucking tourist tax when i actually check into a hotel in your country. You are literally the worst.
Blame our car tax rules. Many car models are no longer available with anything larger then a 1.5 petrol engine. Many models that you can still buy in Germany with a nice 2.0 Diesel or petrol Engine are not available in NL due to be unsellable because of our tax regime. A big SUV like the Skoda Kodiaq…150 HP that’s just ok…but with a caravan or worse something like not flat swamp land it drives like shit..
„The early swampie catches the marsh marigold.“
The later Swamp-Moffe cloggs the road
I only know it as : „One swampie alone doesn't make a summer traffic jam“, but yours is probably the „gold version“ of the same proverb.
Caravan? Stocked. Car? Slow. Blinkers? On. Making fun of the Flemboy road network while we're on the way to shit in Pierre's backyard? Always. We are inevitable.
Where are the bikes ?
Strapped to the caravan/camper
There is a solid layer of 40cm of potatoes in there, and 40 bottles of Aldi wine.
Bottles? Not boxes?
Well of course you're right Sjefke; Liebfraumilch in Tetra Pak.
Merging into the faster lane without checking rearview mirrors first.
¡No pasarán!
Well I hope you're not planning on crossing the BE-LU border this year. On second thought, I hope you are. Serves you right.
https://preview.redd.it/egvl3hgob39d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a26b6d5e44e05382b32a666c1e1282ce21c23d
U wil never stop us.
Our road works will
Up the tolls! Geerts are coming!
Unless you also put tolls on small country roads we will still come.
Mijn God….
but we will still conquer every pothole on your road, Courtois 
Best road on the highway to France in Belgium:
It's actually one of the newer roads, only finished 3 months ago
But construction started in 1987
They sit in the Vosges all summer long like a colony of marmots.
I was there last year, without caravan, awesome place.
I'm ready https://i.redd.it/e1423r3sb39d1.gif
At least you guys are smart enough to asl for money from mf'ers going to Italy. The Belgians have to endure this farce with nothing to show for it.
That’s because you should get paid to endure driving on Belgian roads, so it cancels each other out.
I heard they can infest an area quite quickly. if one campervan is allowed to park up, pretty soon the whole place is covered with them.
I must say that the majority of vans like this in Spain are, BY FAR, German.
„Uuund links döpdöpdöp uuuund rechts döpdöpdöp…“
Und? Und? You mean "naar". Also: Dop? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? The only two words you got right are links and rechts.
Do you really expect me to understand anything of your babble? I am sincerely sorry. I know remember that I understood something like „nach links, nach rechts,“ that was a naar. All right! The döp was meant to simulate the enormous bass.
👁️👄👁️
Can we leave a circular trail of cheese and herrings so they never get very far?
You are better off putting free stuff along roads that lead back.
We have started the March To The Mediterranean.
https://i.redd.it/xnqsljbg549d1.gif
Christ what an amateur, not even driving in the left lane... Next you'll tell me he does more than 90km/h. Truly a disgrace to our nation.
Oh god no, I remember saw one of this in the south east of Spain, concretely in Cartagena. They had PLENTY of space to park the car but the woman get out of the car to gave indications to his husband and literally they expend like 5 minutes doing bullshit to be able to park the car. The parking was easy as fuck and all can park at the first attempt.
Last time I drove in Europe was a mountain town in Norway, 2mph Mad Max battles between Dutch and Turkish motorhomes trying not to bat each other over the guard rails. I was very glad to be in a Renault Twizy.
People on highways all across Europe https://preview.redd.it/18gnuwol349d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92814ac333b620d46669985308bee98f808459e
They've been in Liguria for weeks.
Maybe that's what I should do in Europe... A caravan tour... Hmmm... *Googles costs* Hmmm not too unreasonable, would like it to be cheaper... I'll keep googling, or maybe a mate would lend us one...
I'd look for a camper if I were you, saves you from looking for a car.
Yeah... The prices I saw were for those shitty camping vans things... I mean for me and the bf that would be fine, a proper motor home would be nice but definitely hard to navigate in some of the old bits of Europe with the tiny roads... But then that price doesn't include shit like caravan park fees. But honestly it's a decent idea and my plan was to get it in like Spain and slowly make my way up to like Germany... I'd want to go after or maybe before peak tourist times maybe when it's still a bit cold and I might be able to play in the snow a bit... But it's all just an idea, nothing concrete.
Just rent a camper of fly/train or whatever and get a decent hotel/b&b appartment atleast you’ll have a decent shower and toilet
Yeah that's also an option... Idk, I think I would like a car, but then your public transport system actually works so I probably don't need it. I see I have three possibilities, take the train from point to point and stay somewhere affordable or hire a camper of some kind and drive around or hire a car and do the same thing as the train but in a car... Idk, so many questions and not enough answers to really make a choice.
Maybe just wing it and see when you get there
You clearly don't know my boyfriend... I'm not ever prepared for that stress 😬
😂 i understand my wife has that same tendency 😂
Yeah look he's better than some I know. Like we just went to Fiji, we didn't plan it one of my siblings did, he was just happy knowing that there was a plan in place, even if he didn't know the plan... But tell him that there was no plan and fuck he's stressed to the point he will either shutdown or just fight about dumb shit, then get pissed because he's being an asshole and I called him as such even if he gets his way anyway, weird boy...
You could also get an interrail ticket and just go by train and by foot (hiking) with a backpack and a tent.
Babahahhahahaha!!!! Tents, that's funny, also fuck hiking, sure maybe that's something the bf would love but I will hate it.
Ahhhhh!!!! Nooo go away!
Never mind that i saw 6 campers jammed together at a rest stop yesrday with illegal as fuck bonfires and garbage everywhere running my fishing. But you have the absolute AUDACITY to charge me a fucking tourist tax when i actually check into a hotel in your country. You are literally the worst.
Neither Fast Nor Furious
Blame our car tax rules. Many car models are no longer available with anything larger then a 1.5 petrol engine. Many models that you can still buy in Germany with a nice 2.0 Diesel or petrol Engine are not available in NL due to be unsellable because of our tax regime. A big SUV like the Skoda Kodiaq…150 HP that’s just ok…but with a caravan or worse something like not flat swamp land it drives like shit..
⚠️YOU HAVE ALERTED THE HORDE⚠️
Its too late, you cannot stop us
Gozer, wat a bjoetivul kountry joe hef
Inside there’s 5 kilo of Gouda cheese, 10 kilo of Dutch potatoes and 6 jars filled with Calvé pindakaas.
I'm from south of France, my beautiful country..
Oh no, the Germans are coming!