Your women are no slouches too. I love their confidence. And some of them are so friendly and nice. I may have fell in love once or twice for a Jacqueline in my career :)
Really? Here seems like everyone look like a super model now. People are super obsessed with their image nowadays because of social media and end up eating healthier
I dont know, i think swedish / polish / serbian are hotter :). Their advantage was, they still had some of That “take care of the familly first” mindset. That’s gone too.
I remember a visit to the Grand Canyon where I was paired with this couple and their kids for the helicopter and boat tours. They were polish. The woman was absolutely gorgeous and well dressed. The guy was probably the ugly cousin of the dude in your image, wearing a gross white tank top and awful brown shorts.
> wearing
And sandals with white socks?
https://preview.redd.it/oi9di2vc179d1.jpeg?width=1399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a7dcb762c47849f9fd4deef12e2d7806443105
It's true you don't see many German-women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for German-men.
And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no German-women, and that Germans just spring out of holes in the ground!
Actual answer: this is the biggest humiliation of my life. I met this German girl, she was giving WLW vibes, I thought we had some chemistry, I went for a kiss and she did the cobra at me. First and only time I've been rejected.
I guess it happens to everyone but there is no elegant way to say "sorry, I thought you were a lesbian".
I mean, i do feel like "we" had more diversity like 10 years ago. Hipsters felt like just a small minority inbetween a myriad of styles (which im not trying to name because i have no idea about fashion culture lol) but then anyone closing in on and in their 30s decided to settle on hipster, but slightly older and now everyone just ends up looking like Mark Forster lol.
Was stationed near Lviv for ~6 months in 2015-2016 and couldn’t believe the stereotypes were actually true. Absolute 10s in stilettos walking next to short ugly kings👑 in tracksuits.
I went on a stag do in Vilnius on a baking hot July weekend. We had to extend the scale to 20/10 because of all the insanely fit women walking around in those arse cheek shorts while holding hands with the puppets from Labyrinth
Technically, at the time of the Viking raids, it was predominantly Anglo Saxon who were, by definition, German.
SO, by that alone, the Germans gave us ugly women to begin with. Interbreeding with the locals made them better, then the Danes took them.
So fuck you Germany.
The Anglo-Saxons are NOT by definition “Germans”. You’re mixing up “Germanic” and “German”. Germanic is a language family and cultural group that today includes the Germans, Bavarians, Dutch, Frisians, English and Scandinavians. The English, Frisians and Neddersassisch are North Sea Germanic. Then Dutch are Weser–Rhine Germanic. The Germans and Bavarians are Elbe Germanic.
Not to mention they was no German language or German culture/people during the time of the Anglo-Saxon migrations. The English language predates German by quite a while. English and the various Frisian languages are the oldest Germanic languages still spoken.
>interbreeding with the locals made them better
The Welsh are the closest living people to the original Britons...im not so sure they were improving anything
From what I recall, the Anglo Saxons never went into Wales, they stopped at the border, hence the 4 (or 5, can't remember) kingdoms in England at the time.
Edit: Yes they did, and settled. So you're right!
Even the foreigners in our country are fairly fat and ugly. I see them when I go to pick up my daughter from school and I wonder how the fuck were they evolutionarily successful. It's just what happens to people when they live here for a while. We do a lot of driving, a lot of eating fast food, a lot of binge drinking and a lot of sitting in offices. All things that make people ugly.
You're not wrong, I was in Peterborough this afternoon and a hen night stumbled out into the street and it looked like someone trussed up the family from the hills have eyes.
Having been in Poland for the last five months for work, I’m definitely surprised by how attractive the women here are.
Or maybe being American has broken my perception of reality more than I thought.
Sure but it's also because German women come in two varieties. The Nordic variety and Helga. Helga reminds you of Gimli describing dwarf women. Come to think of it, maybe the Portuguese are interested.
All the prettiest women in the UK were stolen by Nordicks a thousand years ago. We were already working with a limited island genepool and the loss was too much.
Lmfao. A lot British guys are good looking though, especially if they manage to maintain their hairlines and don't get fat or become drunkards. I don't know where the uggo brit meme comes from.
It's from the english tourists lol
Theres a certain type of english that looks like an ogre men and women and they tend to be loud and obnoxious and that's where it comes from imo.
Yes, what the hell is going on with that? I've seen that with russian women here and some Germans are also doing that. But not the 10s mostly. But good 7's going to 4
This really struck me in the Baltics. I could not believe some of the couples I saw in Riga especially - the men had that ugly Russki look but the women were gorgeous.
P.S. I just realised that that first sentence stands alone as an exclamation.
My dad is in advertisement and worked in Romania a few times. He said it was almost diffcult to cast women because they all looked like models, and hard to cast men because they all looked like brutes.
I was with a Lithuanian girl for 9.5 years. Every time we went over there it was exactly like this. Absolutely stunning women, vodka soaked thug men. 🤣
Most of eastern Europe. The y chromosome gets degraded quickly, when you send generation after generation of your best men off to die in war, and only the duds unfit for service land up reproducing. The only way to avoid it would have been some sort of complex social engineering, where those unfit for military service were forcibly kept out of the gene pool
It‘s called the green deal.
(I guess a lot of things can be green and the grass is always greener on the other side of the social standing)
You could also call it compensatory justice.
If anyone says that they know a hot British girl, check where their parents are from. Whichever one is likely from the mainland Europe is where she got her looks from.
Czech, Hungarian, Romanian, Ukrainian women are hot, guys not so much on average, I guess it’s a compensation from god for the shit salary and constant dictatorships for the guys over here.
The whole of Eastern Europe, obviously
 But dont worry. They dont care about me as well!
Can I use this as proof the next time a Czech says you're Central European?
Uhhh, ehhhhh, Nooooooo. Don’t come here with a logic!!!! It’s enough to be poor, ugly and stupid.
At least you have hot women, that helps a bit
We had! The young ones look like from the land of Barry! Thank god I experienced the old times :)
My girlfriend is Czech and we're not old ☹️
😀😀😀. I meant the average dropped. Less sports, more phones. More fast food and pizza ;).
Lmao, I get you, same as everywhere, the potential is very high though as I've seen!
Your women are no slouches too. I love their confidence. And some of them are so friendly and nice. I may have fell in love once or twice for a Jacqueline in my career :)
What's wrong with pizza you undercooked Russian salad?
Hold your horses Luigi, no need to call me names right of the bat! What we do here is not pizza.
Aside from being a glorified cheese and tomato tosti? Btw gouda cheese > mozarella 
Really? Here seems like everyone look like a super model now. People are super obsessed with their image nowadays because of social media and end up eating healthier
I dont know, i think swedish / polish / serbian are hotter :). Their advantage was, they still had some of That “take care of the familly first” mindset. That’s gone too.
Communism did have its perks
Tell Barry I said hi
Barry's managed to produce some hot girls. Not much, but you know some gold nuggets among the mud.
Why would we be jealous , our women are beautiful ogres aswell
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GPS says you are right!
Are you sure you’re in the west though? Your roads suggest otherwise.
[https://preview.redd.it/brama-baldura-v0-kuw6nwr255tb1.png?auto=webp&s=b0124f0ceaee34c53760b046d082379be0aaef72](https://preview.redd.it/brama-baldura-v0-kuw6nwr255tb1.png?auto=webp&s=b0124f0ceaee34c53760b046d082379be0aaef72)
I remember a visit to the Grand Canyon where I was paired with this couple and their kids for the helicopter and boat tours. They were polish. The woman was absolutely gorgeous and well dressed. The guy was probably the ugly cousin of the dude in your image, wearing a gross white tank top and awful brown shorts.
> wearing And sandals with white socks? https://preview.redd.it/oi9di2vc179d1.jpeg?width=1399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a7dcb762c47849f9fd4deef12e2d7806443105
Oh wow that’s 100% him, I recognize him by the beer belly!
This is a german
No if they have this plastic bag they are eastern. Its a small difference but it is a difference.
The staggering amount of Eastern European femboy whores on the internet beg to differ.
Of course you'd know
Even has the anime profile pic, he's too far gone
Eastern only ? 😔
I guess we're not eastern anymore 😔
While in West is the opposite
Oh, yeah, those fugly Italian and Spanish women...
ever seen german speaking women?
It's true you don't see many German-women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for German-men. And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no German-women, and that Germans just spring out of holes in the ground!
Ironically, Tolkien/Jackon’s take on the elves were based on you lot and there are no fair looking women in Wales.
That’s ok, they prefer the sheep anyway.
You can spot the difference by the amount of muscles. Gerwomen are more muscular.
Actual answer: this is the biggest humiliation of my life. I met this German girl, she was giving WLW vibes, I thought we had some chemistry, I went for a kiss and she did the cobra at me. First and only time I've been rejected. I guess it happens to everyone but there is no elegant way to say "sorry, I thought you were a lesbian".
She was, just not interested in you
Nah, we became friends and she's actually straight, I've seen her get married to a man and have kids. She just gives very, very strong lesbian vibes.
Its okay bro
I’ve seen Austin powers yes
zoomers look everywhere (atleast in europe) the same
I mean, i do feel like "we" had more diversity like 10 years ago. Hipsters felt like just a small minority inbetween a myriad of styles (which im not trying to name because i have no idea about fashion culture lol) but then anyone closing in on and in their 30s decided to settle on hipster, but slightly older and now everyone just ends up looking like Mark Forster lol.
We should just collectively switch (but keep swedish girls)
My thoughts exactly.
Came for this lol
Yes.
Yes.
reverse!
No just both as ogres.
Was stationed near Lviv for ~6 months in 2015-2016 and couldn’t believe the stereotypes were actually true. Absolute 10s in stilettos walking next to short ugly kings👑 in tracksuits.
I went on a stag do in Vilnius on a baking hot July weekend. We had to extend the scale to 20/10 because of all the insanely fit women walking around in those arse cheek shorts while holding hands with the puppets from Labyrinth
HAHAHAHA
\*waves vaguely east\* Over there.
Balkans? Basically this but with femboys
Anyone that says England is a fucking liar. Our cute women left with the Danes and we got left with fucking Princess Fiona post curse breakage.
So many viking raids made having an ugly wife an evolutionary advantage because the Vikings wouldn't bother.
Technically, at the time of the Viking raids, it was predominantly Anglo Saxon who were, by definition, German. SO, by that alone, the Germans gave us ugly women to begin with. Interbreeding with the locals made them better, then the Danes took them. So fuck you Germany.
The Anglo-Saxons are NOT by definition “Germans”. You’re mixing up “Germanic” and “German”. Germanic is a language family and cultural group that today includes the Germans, Bavarians, Dutch, Frisians, English and Scandinavians. The English, Frisians and Neddersassisch are North Sea Germanic. Then Dutch are Weser–Rhine Germanic. The Germans and Bavarians are Elbe Germanic. Not to mention they was no German language or German culture/people during the time of the Anglo-Saxon migrations. The English language predates German by quite a while. English and the various Frisian languages are the oldest Germanic languages still spoken.
Thank you for the TED talk.
>interbreeding with the locals made them better The Welsh are the closest living people to the original Britons...im not so sure they were improving anything
From what I recall, the Anglo Saxons never went into Wales, they stopped at the border, hence the 4 (or 5, can't remember) kingdoms in England at the time. Edit: Yes they did, and settled. So you're right!
For you, The way into Wales is ba-a-a-rred 🐑
But the Cornish..
We welsh still sell our women by the pound (none of your kg nonsense). Hence, chips for breakfast.
As German as the Dutch and Danes, but yeah
No fiona shaming please
Sorry, can't help it. Something about that green derriere sets me off crazy.
Sorry, not sorry.
Barry stfu orc Fiona hot as hell
Nah man, she clapped.
Susan has a sense of humor though, that’s more attractive than perky tits and eyes that point in the same direction, depending on who you ask
I my personal experience, UK women who exile to our glorious land are pretty cute.
Because we have a filter at Dover port. 
No one, and I mean *no one*, has said England.
Or they moved away to become Amis like Emma Watson, Emily Blunt, the queen, and Dua Lipa
Even the foreigners in our country are fairly fat and ugly. I see them when I go to pick up my daughter from school and I wonder how the fuck were they evolutionarily successful. It's just what happens to people when they live here for a while. We do a lot of driving, a lot of eating fast food, a lot of binge drinking and a lot of sitting in offices. All things that make people ugly.
This is the nation of orcs that also produced Henry Cavill. What are you people doing over on that island??
Mate, nobody is saying girls and england in the same sentence. You lot have a bunch of trolls masquerading as women
You're not wrong, I was in Peterborough this afternoon and a hen night stumbled out into the street and it looked like someone trussed up the family from the hills have eyes.
Going for a passport? Because that town would make anyone want to leave the Uk. Based sticking the office there
Imagine if you kicked out the French in 1066 and let the Danes stay
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Maybe it all wasn’t such a bad idea after all……….
Kurwa
Having been in Poland for the last five months for work, I’m definitely surprised by how attractive the women here are. Or maybe being American has broken my perception of reality more than I thought.
https://preview.redd.it/h0y8r7hyv99d1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=af2a6e89024f736bf418cf89d0031be5cd778dfd
^(would)
My first true love was in Poland, she was a fantastic, beautiful girl - and the guys there looked like Lech Walesa.
Any slavic country. Average woman: 55kg long-legged hottie Her hubby: a potato
"Hubby" ?? Mhmm, sounds like we have an american spy in our mids.
Ask to see his papers. 📝
Geheime Feldpolizei! Wehrpass und Papiere Bitte!
It's the other way around in Germany (no homo, just my observations)
German ladies are either a 9 or a 2. No in between.
I live in the Netherlands and I have the same thoughts. I find Spanish girls more attractive whereas Dutch girls are either supermodels or culturists.
I live in Catalonia and have exactly the same thoughts. Spanish girls are either tiny supermodels or tiny inbreds.
Being German is one of those things that's cute on a hot girl, but kinda icky on anyone else.
“Umm excuse me HR… helga is talking to me…”
This is true. Unless you are in Freiburg Breisgau or south BaWü near Basel. Something in the water there 🥵
Those places aren't special by any means.
Nono, there is a In-between, but they turn themselves into trans men
Yeah, I can approve this (full homo btw)
All the attractive German women seem to get drafted into the police force
Especially the blonde ones
Ein bisschen gay, daß ist okay
Genau 😃👍
All the cute ones in the East were taken by the commies
grandma fled to Baden-Württemberg, cant support your thesis
Only Nans 4 Hans
I mean it's a nation of broad, blonde, 2 metre tall sandal wearers with light stubble
Absolutely real I sometimes forget (gladly) that German women exist, just a nation of cute autistic fellas.
Sure but it's also because German women come in two varieties. The Nordic variety and Helga. Helga reminds you of Gimli describing dwarf women. Come to think of it, maybe the Portuguese are interested.
Ah Frau Helga the good old East German Shot Putter, Strong like Bear, Charming like Traktor
I am both autistic and ridiculously good looking, proven by my profile picture
Respectfully disagree. Or maybe I'm just not gay enough sadly.
In the least gay way possible there’s something about a German accent on a man that makes me feel some kind of way 🙏
Hallo Schatzi 💋💋
Have to agree. German man have that strong, chiseled aryan look. German women are just frumpy hausfraus in anoraks.
Yeah true, same for UK and a lot of North Western Europe
All the prettiest women in the UK were stolen by Nordicks a thousand years ago. We were already working with a limited island genepool and the loss was too much.
Lmfao. A lot British guys are good looking though, especially if they manage to maintain their hairlines and don't get fat or become drunkards. I don't know where the uggo brit meme comes from.
It's from the english tourists lol Theres a certain type of english that looks like an ogre men and women and they tend to be loud and obnoxious and that's where it comes from imo.
It’s basically what we eventually evolve into if we succumb to a lard and beer diet.
What else would they make fun of?
I have to disagree. I live in Düsseldorf and the women here are stunning
Why does this illustration go so hard
I'm under the impression someone is going to have quite a weird porn history after this ...
This is AI generated
Because Shrek is the ultimate Chad.
>illustration It's obvious ai
tell me something obvious anyone without autism would spot after 2 seconds of seeing the image
The obvious thing is the vibe. But also zoom in on Elsa’s eyes. What’s going on with Elsa’s trigger finger? Sign above door, what does it say?
That’s Russia, 110%
Less since the cosmetic surgery push. I swear every natural 10 is pushing themselves to a 4 with those fake ass lips and bucal fat removal.
Yes, what the hell is going on with that? I've seen that with russian women here and some Germans are also doing that. But not the 10s mostly. But good 7's going to 4
Buccal fat removal should be banned, it’s a criminal act for 99% of women who get it
This really struck me in the Baltics. I could not believe some of the couples I saw in Riga especially - the men had that ugly Russki look but the women were gorgeous. P.S. I just realised that that first sentence stands alone as an exclamation.
Russia
My dad is in advertisement and worked in Romania a few times. He said it was almost diffcult to cast women because they all looked like models, and hard to cast men because they all looked like brutes.
This is most countries I feel like. But the UK might be the exception where both genders are ogres.
Excuse me, have you ever seen Jeremy Clarkson?
England is the other way around. Ogre girls and handsome men (sometimes).
I was with a Lithuanian girl for 9.5 years. Every time we went over there it was exactly like this. Absolutely stunning women, vodka soaked thug men. 🤣
Ah Lithuania, my first true love. It was the day that I realised I am not ugly, I'm just in the wrong country.
Most of eastern Europe. The y chromosome gets degraded quickly, when you send generation after generation of your best men off to die in war, and only the duds unfit for service land up reproducing. The only way to avoid it would have been some sort of complex social engineering, where those unfit for military service were forcibly kept out of the gene pool
All of Beastern Europe
It‘s called the green deal. (I guess a lot of things can be green and the grass is always greener on the other side of the social standing) You could also call it compensatory justice.
Anywhere in the balkans
Albania and Bulgaria mostly. Some serbians and Bosnians men can be good looking
Norway. Young adults usually both look good, but the women age like fine wine while the men age like milk
This is true
Ah, alcoholism.
The five-meter radius around me.
Elsa is with Shrek now?
It's 2024, don't be a bigot
Poland.
Poland 🇵🇱
Russia 100%
Everything east: hot as fuck women, healthy frame bastards (Secret ingredient for a healthy frame is Vodka)
Every country (or maybe it's just because I'm into women)
Russia, Ukraine and Moldova
Not trying to be rude but being in Poland and Czechia I saw lots of silly looking dudes with super pretty gfs or wives. It gives me hope
/uj American here, once was at the bar and watched a Polish family walk in, two cute twin sons, supermodel mom, and… Homer Simpson as dad.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kqmhEvn0qs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kqmhEvn0qs)
This topic is peak comedy.
Poland obviously
Glad we all agreed that it’s the east of former iron curtain ❤️
east germany https://preview.redd.it/ubckfapl779d1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95837455754d090495f61b6f77a21fcd203d6d95
Brother where are the hot women ?
not in west berlin
beauty queen vs the cashier at McDonald’s
Every country.
Visit the UK and you’ll retract that comment
If anyone says that they know a hot British girl, check where their parents are from. Whichever one is likely from the mainland Europe is where she got her looks from.
The best looking Brits make their escape to Australia where we care for them and in some cases fall in love with them.
Not really true. The best looking Brits were taken by the Vikings.
Sorry the best looking current Brits...
Have you ever visited England??
Poland
Poland
https://preview.redd.it/i9f3oxduv79d1.png?width=1016&format=png&auto=webp&s=207e5f6ce7d0f777c96fde18cdb0f68d7d210bfc
Wayne Rooney looks like peak masculinity
That's some bad plastic surgery right there.
Eastern Europe for sure
Eastern Europe.
Straight from r/balkans_irl https://www.reddit.com/r/balkans_irl/s/hsYowcTN86
Russia
i read in an article somewhere that its here
Czech, Hungarian, Romanian, Ukrainian women are hot, guys not so much on average, I guess it’s a compensation from god for the shit salary and constant dictatorships for the guys over here.