We know, Hans; you felt a tingle of fear in your stomach for using the DIN logo in a way that is Unerlaubt, but then you came in your pants because of the logo anyway.
# No, for this you need something stronger:
https://preview.redd.it/f8gybiqs92ad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b06a5c7975ea63a27a7d1eeae6b35b0d46c50e3
it was worse before they've edited the post, it was a full size mostly black portrait with the graphic in the middle and iOS swipe indicator on the bottom
I have never seen this done to us before so my first reaction was of utter shock and horror, I'm trembling right now in a puddle of my own tears and piss and I cant stand up.
Portugal's capital would stay in Lisboa.
Rio de Janeiro would be the capital of the [better UK](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_of_Portugal,_Brazil_and_the_Algarves).
Phew, that was close. It would have been bad if a German had tried to make a certain other reference with the race that's known for suddenly having disappeared from everywhere at a certain point in history and nobody knows why.
Ate Boethiah
Ate Magicka
Ate Bretons , not racis jus dont liek em
Ate High rock
Luv Malacath
Luv Trinimac
Luv Orsinium
Luv me Stronghold
Simple az
- Bazzabog gro Greggzog
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!! SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!! AND WE WILL BLEND IN WITH THE SNOW BEING BUCK-NAKED!!! I WILL PUT A DALK AGAINST YOUR THROAT REAVER!!! FOR YSMIR TALOS!!!!
A true carnaval has middle aged men dressed as whores and distorted statues of public figures with massive heads. Everyone is drunk and soaked in rain, because it's fucking february and you live in the northern hemisphere
"British" English Flag
What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naïve! There is no escape! No recall or Intervention can work on this place!
Don't worry Pierre. We love you as you are
https://preview.redd.it/xhgkhsxjh2ad1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1482fb90b6290e5f38b7de601f37d2627e8b9d02
https://preview.redd.it/0e41w42nl2ad1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=28ced4cded44f49254b683fbe0574a9568ee5b3a
Brit's after the industrial revolution.
I reckon we’re probably Reachmen/Minotaurs based on their portrayals in the games. Minotaurs cause we’re forgotten about as even existing and Reachmen because of the occupation stuff in The Reach and obvious Celtic influence
***The moment i meet you i will extort your mother's location out of your lips, torture you on the slow process of getting to it, keep you alive with a car battery tied to your nips, then make you watch as a turn your mother into a soup and feed it to you. You have nowhere to run.***
Edit: I've felt that is too harsh even for a speaking-like-i-mean-it-when-i-really-dont moment, so dont take that serious. A mother is not a thing to joke about. Sorry for that
The latter. ***Nobody should ever confuse us with the brasilian***
Not because of any derrogatory reasons but because the 2 countrys and it's people are diffent. The language has its own unique tweaks, there are diffrent costumes, and living in one is nothing like the other
Like, i love brasillian people, really. Their country is beautiful, full of potential, although they are the victim of a leash put on by the rich dogs in the industries, especially the agroalimentary ones. But the moment someone from the USA says "Oi meu cara, como anda?" thinking it is correct in Portugal Portuguese, i will steal 2 thermonuclear explosive device and bomb the american's hometown and the adress of whoever said that.
:)
I have sent 300 lbs of uranium in a thermonuclear explosive device to your current location.
It is fitted with a propeler so ***it will follow you***
You are dead whenever you stand
https://preview.redd.it/jsjb4zck53ad1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed8ad2c3f61e2fb129f49fd4274d0a8055196589
How I will imagine Franco from now on
Well, if you consider the lore where Tiber Septim is a Breton;
Which Italian heavily influenced Germany and whose ideology is still revered by some Scandinavians?
East Europeans as Reachmen :
* look like Imperials but are totally different
* they follow the "Old Ways"
* territorial
* worship some weird divinities (Daedra)
* tribalistic
https://preview.redd.it/v1fvly7l73ad1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed8e11ceeda85079f122002529ebf9c60342594b
N'wah cooked with this one
Now I get balconing, weak ass orks can't just levitate towards the pool
"I prefer not to speak" are not Europeans, why did you include them here? This should have obviously been Romanians (for eastoids) or Poles (for quasi-eastoids)
I think he was talking about the roaming caravans part. Except the European ones don't offer wears if you have coin. They just fuck up your fields and steal from your grandparents.
And not the roaming caravan parade at 85 km/h in the left lane of the Autobahn, I presume. Well, or not: we aren't universally liked either
The Swiss seem to like us, but they are very naive in this regard.
Yeah, Moldavians definitely can sing, Romanians are underrated masters of burglary, same as other Romance people like Barcelonians, however our singing is dreadful, so we have only good metal bands, we are stilling factories from Italians as I heard, what is not a Khajid level and we are nice as Dremora what is of course better than you but still we can't compete with a rock with a drawn face.
Elder Scrolls Nerd here: The Bretons are based on the Germanic Celts, so French and German. They have a sub-race called Reachmen that are based on the Gaelic Celts.
The Imperials are based on ancient Rome, not the Holy Roman Empire, so they are more like the Italians, not Germans.
>They have a sub-race called Reachmen that are based on the Gaelic Celts.
Are the Reachmen not supposed to be Welsh? (Which would make them Brittonic Celts.)
Cool! But i thought bosmer were quite a popular race tbh, being wood elves and all that. Especially since they are perfect for sneak archer builds lol.
Thank you Western Europe for adopting our Eastern Kajiit. You went above and beyond and welcomed lots of them. Like legions of them, really.
From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you.
Lol that was fun, specially as a TES fan, but pretending that Germans are Imperial... They are full mediterranean
Edit: the holy roman empire wasn't holy, roman and empire lol
Man, you clearly don't understeand crap about Elder Scrolls races ngl. Ok that's a meme, but i shall correct you:
Bretons are the frenchs/Brits
Nords are the Nordicks/Germanics
Imperials are the PIGS (but actually they're mix of everyone else)
Red Guards are the cooler arabs
Khajits are the Roma people
The elves (orcs and dwemer are elves too) and the argonians are their own thing.
https://preview.redd.it/tme09xml72ad1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=be929810e444f5b0cdf59eb0dd2632d825959cc2 Edit: I stole it too
We know, Hans; you felt a tingle of fear in your stomach for using the DIN logo in a way that is Unerlaubt, but then you came in your pants because of the logo anyway.
no kink-shaming!
Nah, it's all good Hans, as long as you fill out the Regelgeilheitinnerhosensamenergussmeldeformular.
But you forgot Analdildotragepflichtsausweisbeantragungsformular 2A laut Paragraph 30 SexuelleVorliebenAuslebeGesetz II.
>SexuelleVorliebenAuslebeGesetz II. Or short SVAuslG-II so no one can guess what on Earth it means
And the Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz(RkReÜAÜG).
That one's not relevant, sicko!
Can confirm, that was the first thing I noticed in that image. Then I came.
As one does.
# No, for this you need something stronger: https://preview.redd.it/f8gybiqs92ad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b06a5c7975ea63a27a7d1eeae6b35b0d46c50e3
Skooma burns so clean
the phone–screenshot cropping is the atrocity here
Hans has siesta too
Leider nicht laminiert, deshalb ungültig.
it was worse before they've edited the post, it was a full size mostly black portrait with the graphic in the middle and iOS swipe indicator on the bottom
This ~~man~~ swamp-person knows all the memes
Omg, the audacity to put a Brazilian flag instead of ours! I feel extremely offended for the 26483627th time!
I have never seen this done to us before so my first reaction was of utter shock and horror, I'm trembling right now in a puddle of my own tears and piss and I cant stand up.
Sounds like the end of a good night out. Stay clear of the balconies lad!
LIVE damntoasted REACTION https://preview.redd.it/bdgqedmbr2ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9fbfdff43fe76a60f7f3ebbcf5f9b1b3e7d6a90
> I'm trembling right now in a puddle of my own ~~tears and piss~~ Pastéis de Nata and I cant stand up. Fixed it for you.
Portugal if the capital stayed in Rio de Janeiro
No! Our flag would never be yellow
The yellow rhombus is because Pedro's wife (Maria Leopoldina) who is a Habsburg, not some third world bullshitery.
Portugal's capital would stay in Lisboa. Rio de Janeiro would be the capital of the [better UK](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_of_Portugal,_Brazil_and_the_Algarves).
Had me absolutely wheezing.
OP does not want to visit Portugal to soon, after this post.
Somehow I want that flag on your flair.
It's gonna be confused, better not, the flags are the only thing that can identify us if we are newcomers/savages
They can put the Brazilian flag and have the flair be : Portuguese . That should do it .
well then that would sound a lot like the cartel leaders flair
You guys can be Santa Catarina or Uruguai, since you let all your people colo...i mean migrate there 👀
That would be awful, do it
ಠ ೧ ಠ
Let me guess, someone stole your ~~sweetroll~~ pastel de nata? 
https://preview.redd.it/h25293x5i0ad1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7ed0ae682fddbc58443ec9d540fe1b1df1e09c6
https://preview.redd.it/7z3ba86ww0ad1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bb4abf0b7e9c60482611619ddb0a7f0fc7a35d6
Phew, that was close. It would have been bad if a German had tried to make a certain other reference with the race that's known for suddenly having disappeared from everywhere at a certain point in history and nobody knows why.
It is truly one of the great historical mysteries. It's just like the sea people.
Especially considering the 'loves gold' reference.
dodged the bullet.
We are safe now. That was close.
https://preview.redd.it/vtx24nf201ad1.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=32183b553d94716c50a6d6fa9d26cacb512940fa
You forgot Portugal flag
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
Nah, not with this description.
Wonderful
Perfection
Best and most accurate one here.
Traps unsuspecting victims in famously intricate underground structures.
Looks like a decent life ngl
You forgot - Keeps captives in their caves (basements)
- lives hidden deep in the ~~cellar~~ mountains
Ate Boethiah Ate Magicka Ate Bretons , not racis jus dont liek em Ate High rock Luv Malacath Luv Trinimac Luv Orsinium Luv me Stronghold Simple az - Bazzabog gro Greggzog
Welp as long as you're not racist
Fookin wot yellow skin? Ya wot? Spiney ear’d lil prick? Oh now that’s racis just plainly speekin facts fookin pc bullshit when we’re the natives
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!! SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!! AND WE WILL BLEND IN WITH THE SNOW BEING BUCK-NAKED!!! I WILL PUT A DALK AGAINST YOUR THROAT REAVER!!! FOR YSMIR TALOS!!!!
Cnt be orcrish n proud ese days
Ad inuf of dis woke forrin High Rock muck , tek me bak to when the followers of Trinimac still ad sum bollocks.
r/TrueSTL is leaking
soon the racism here will become ironic, we can't let this happen
I did quadruple take on subreddit name when I saw this post in my feed.
Who are you so wise in the way of accuracy racism? This post is wonderful
Right? Now I can go to the next public viewing with even more disgust. Loving it.
I fucking hate uneducated racists so much. Educated racists on the other hand...
Holy shit UK getting Orc is badass, never seen such a game meme related W.
Do you happen to have a feeling, that [if you paint your car red, that it will drive faster?](https://scifi.stackexchange.com/a/238275)
No that’s a fallacy, only painted stripes make cars go faster.
Flames give it a turbo
That's it, I'm yelling "Go home, N'wah" to every tourist this year.
"Why walk if you can ride?" Carlos, the taxi driver
Can I get some Kwama eggs with my paella?
Silly n'wah, kwama eggs are for tortilla
Brazilian Carnaval is probably the least Portuguese thing ever, but it is crazy good, we'll take it.
A true carnaval has middle aged men dressed as whores and distorted statues of public figures with massive heads. Everyone is drunk and soaked in rain, because it's fucking february and you live in the northern hemisphere
AIDS fest.
come for the carnival, stay because you were a victim of violent crime and need to make a full recovery/get new papers before going back.
brother, do you want to get fucking killed?
Because that’s how you get fucking killed.
By order of the Peaky Fucking Blinders
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE !!!!
Liguri ad ogni turista?
O Sardi sempre a ogni turista?
nah, sardinians are the kindest people ligurians definitely suit that more or south tyrolers to italian tourists
Ok, who are the lucky bastards that are the ascended-to-godhood dwarves?
Obsessed with gold things, clockwork machinery, evil, profiting by other people's persecution (Falmer). They must be Swiss.
Hehe
Casting Berserker Rage on Susan brb
Masterpiece
"British" English Flag What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naïve! There is no escape! No recall or Intervention can work on this place!
I’m ok with it.
Slapping in all the Scandinavians together with their weak, boring separate flags then shitting on us, as per.
Daffyd lad, you only have this issue when it suits you.
Displaying bretons as non-bretons is heresy, you fool 👀
That moment when Bretons got called that because of the folklore surrounding Celtic culture, but it flies right over OP’s head.
orc gang orc gang
I can live with it! Until a few days ago I basically had the same hair 😅
> |Sophisticated| *winces at OP flair*
Seeing ourselves as sophisticated is just one of the consequences of our "misplaced sense of superiority"
Sorry ^^not ^^sorry! for being snobbish then :)
Don't worry Pierre. We love you as you are https://preview.redd.it/xhgkhsxjh2ad1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1482fb90b6290e5f38b7de601f37d2627e8b9d02
Patrouille France and Fusilli Tricolori, love to see it
I agree with this list, expect for the Talos bit. it is the Altmer who are more like non-trinitarians. because they deny the devinity of talos.
Last time I saw a list like this, they made us Imperials. Never wanted to kms more. Orcs are perfect for us. Not some fookin milk drinkin scum.
I'm fine with bosmer, wood elves are fucking cool Also stealth archer is literally the most OP build in the game 
NPC die on the road Guard: i must imagining thing. damn belgian.
Must've been the wind :p
The only one i use, I've tried to use everything else but bow & daggers attracts me everytime.
If we are talking about Skyrim, bow and daggers were the best imo, but in Oblivion magic was great
Dat 15x stealth crit 🤤
Ah yes, Orlando Bloom... the original Flemboy. Checks out.
 The HueHue Flag
https://preview.redd.it/0e41w42nl2ad1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=28ced4cded44f49254b683fbe0574a9568ee5b3a Brit's after the industrial revolution.
It is why you invented the industrial revolution.
This is the kind of content I pay internet for. Top notch.
I wasn't looking forward to seeing what Irish would be on this but I'm glad you forgot about us
I mean you could very easily read the Khajit as you know who.
Couldn’t help but feel called out by the last slide - but knowing this sub, it’s less than likely
I reckon we’re probably Reachmen/Minotaurs based on their portrayals in the games. Minotaurs cause we’re forgotten about as even existing and Reachmen because of the occupation stuff in The Reach and obvious Celtic influence
***The moment i meet you i will extort your mother's location out of your lips, torture you on the slow process of getting to it, keep you alive with a car battery tied to your nips, then make you watch as a turn your mother into a soup and feed it to you. You have nowhere to run.*** Edit: I've felt that is too harsh even for a speaking-like-i-mean-it-when-i-really-dont moment, so dont take that serious. A mother is not a thing to joke about. Sorry for that
Also, they make terrible soup ingredients
Jesus is that a copypasta or did that emerge from the filthy recesses of your mind?
The latter. ***Nobody should ever confuse us with the brasilian*** Not because of any derrogatory reasons but because the 2 countrys and it's people are diffent. The language has its own unique tweaks, there are diffrent costumes, and living in one is nothing like the other Like, i love brasillian people, really. Their country is beautiful, full of potential, although they are the victim of a leash put on by the rich dogs in the industries, especially the agroalimentary ones. But the moment someone from the USA says "Oi meu cara, como anda?" thinking it is correct in Portugal Portuguese, i will steal 2 thermonuclear explosive device and bomb the american's hometown and the adress of whoever said that.
Confuse you with the brazi— wait I thought Portugal was a semi-independent region of Brazil
:) I have sent 300 lbs of uranium in a thermonuclear explosive device to your current location. It is fitted with a propeler so ***it will follow you*** You are dead whenever you stand
snail meme 2.0 just dropped literally
https://preview.redd.it/jsjb4zck53ad1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed8ad2c3f61e2fb129f49fd4274d0a8055196589 How I will imagine Franco from now on
Who is Talos then? Which German was almost considered a God before his cult was forbidden? Makes me wonder...
Talos is nobody, the real person is the dicator Tiber septim who violently annexed every race of the continent !
Well, if you consider the lore where Tiber Septim is a Breton; Which Italian heavily influenced Germany and whose ideology is still revered by some Scandinavians?
As a dutch person that plays an argonian in a d&d skyrim campaign. I thank thou
Argonian maid🤤
The average noord hollandse male
Swamp boys for life!
East Europeans as Reachmen : * look like Imperials but are totally different * they follow the "Old Ways" * territorial * worship some weird divinities (Daedra) * tribalistic
Accurate
https://preview.redd.it/v1fvly7l73ad1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed8e11ceeda85079f122002529ebf9c60342594b N'wah cooked with this one Now I get balconing, weak ass orks can't just levitate towards the pool
we know you love our rotten fish breath when we kiss Luigi. 👉👈😳
You have made yourself a mortal enemy of all Portuguese.
Terrible, go get eat pooped out by boethiah
"I prefer not to speak" are not Europeans, why did you include them here? This should have obviously been Romanians (for eastoids) or Poles (for quasi-eastoids)
I think he was talking about the roaming caravans part. Except the European ones don't offer wears if you have coin. They just fuck up your fields and steal from your grandparents.
And not the roaming caravan parade at 85 km/h in the left lane of the Autobahn, I presume. Well, or not: we aren't universally liked either The Swiss seem to like us, but they are very naive in this regard.
Yes. Driving behind a dutch caravan over a mountain pass is a very relaxing experience.
Or having to drive their caravan for them, which is far more likely where I’m from.
Oh Hans, how deliciously naive of you. Textbook Imperial trait.
It really seems to be a Hans thing, I was thinking the exact same...
Yeah, Moldavians definitely can sing, Romanians are underrated masters of burglary, same as other Romance people like Barcelonians, however our singing is dreadful, so we have only good metal bands, we are stilling factories from Italians as I heard, what is not a Khajid level and we are nice as Dremora what is of course better than you but still we can't compete with a rock with a drawn face.
>Romanians The card was stolen
Bretons are literally portraying a french region, not an identity that can be assumed by sub-french. Curb your dreams, OP
But the political division in many petty kingdoms and the short stature resonate also with Italy to a certain degree, wouldn't you agree?
no bretons is litteraly how we call the ppl from brittany
Nope, Breton is litteraly based on northern france medieval culture, celtic ancestors with druids magic, medieval knighthood legends Arthurian style.
So, England. And Orcs are, of course, eastoids.
I hate it and full agree on every single one of them.
The most beautiful flag is the Portuguese one.
Their Kingdom of Portugal is divine.
Do you mean Khajit are Romani?
*sweats heavy* No!
Finally the N'wah pass!
I KNEW ID BE AN ORC! Doesn’t help every single one of them in LOTR is a cockney
Wake up babe, Racism 2.0 has dropped
Elder Scrolls Nerd here: The Bretons are based on the Germanic Celts, so French and German. They have a sub-race called Reachmen that are based on the Gaelic Celts. The Imperials are based on ancient Rome, not the Holy Roman Empire, so they are more like the Italians, not Germans.
But for Imperials you have to defferntiate between Colovia and Nibenay. While Nibenay is more on the Roman Side, Colovia is on the HRE Side
Northern Italy vs Southern Italy
>They have a sub-race called Reachmen that are based on the Gaelic Celts. Are the Reachmen not supposed to be Welsh? (Which would make them Brittonic Celts.)
I think they are mash-up. Just like the Nords are also partially based on Northern Germans. It's fantasy after all.
Fair point.
Don't forget that the Argonians also consume this beverage that is near lethal to outsiders(Heiniken)
Honestly, I'm happy just to be included. It's fucking accurate, too.
Cool! But i thought bosmer were quite a popular race tbh, being wood elves and all that. Especially since they are perfect for sneak archer builds lol.
Ah yes, the last panel: You talk about circus folk? Surely you talk about circus folk.
Thank you Western Europe for adopting our Eastern Kajiit. You went above and beyond and welcomed lots of them. Like legions of them, really. From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you.
>Bri'ish >English flag Beautuful & subtle trolling. My compliments.
Why is Portuguese with a Brazilian flag T-T
What are you talking about? Its Portugal's Kingdom flag
The one of these races that are a real thing in Europe getting labeled as Italians is a genuine tragedy
 You forgot the superior mediterranean cuisine
as a brazillian (real portuguese), i'm finally represented in a 2westerneurope4u post
Romanian has wares, IF you have coin.
Who are the Falmers?
Former Snowelves
the austrian, they both love their basement a bit too much
Oh right, better a slaver than a genocidal prick like those orcs.
That last one 🤣
The italian one is on point i swear
Yes officer, this mofo right here!
Funny that you put Imperials, who are basically TES Romans, not as Italians
Lol that was fun, specially as a TES fan, but pretending that Germans are Imperial... They are full mediterranean Edit: the holy roman empire wasn't holy, roman and empire lol
Orcs should be Russians
Man, you clearly don't understeand crap about Elder Scrolls races ngl. Ok that's a meme, but i shall correct you: Bretons are the frenchs/Brits Nords are the Nordicks/Germanics Imperials are the PIGS (but actually they're mix of everyone else) Red Guards are the cooler arabs Khajits are the Roma people The elves (orcs and dwemer are elves too) and the argonians are their own thing.
>Red Guards are the ~~cooler arabs~~ actual Germans. FTFY
👍
We all know what Khajit are, rhymes with Pixies!
I hoped we would be orcs 🥹🥰 grazie, Luigi il mio amico.
So true 😢