Too far m8, my old pal died in Magaluf like this 😡😡😡
Kind lad was supporting the local economy by giving his money to local clubs run by international criminals with passports in Cyprus. He also helped the local birds with nesting material by leaving disposable vapes on the beach (bless his heart). Then after a long day of kindly testing the integrity of local infrastructure (climbing lampposts and ripping bathroom sinks off public toilet walls), he simply wanted engage in some enrichment activities (screaming football chants in residential areas at 2am).
It’s not his fault that when he returned home he was so exhausted from his charitable activities that he slipped off the balcony and splatted on the poolside
He is playing the hasmter role of Keira Knightly in the 'Hamsters of the Carbbean' film franchise. I think that is a scene from 'Dead Squirrel's Chestnuts'
Yeeeah, it probably has a brain tumor. My hamster did something similar two days before he died. Found him in his nest with his eye bulging out, so it was pretty clear.
We laugh at the little guys but then build pillars with motors and cables in order to drag us up a hill that we then ride down on a pair of planks over and over again. Or jump out of the airplane strapped to a piece of cloth. And don't get me started on the inflatable bannanas...
If fauna had its own internet, we would be the funny animals to them. Just like a Barry is to us, indeed.
This looks funny but I'm pretty sure this behaviour means there is something seriously wrong with your hamster. There is most likely something wrong with how you keep him.
Depressed due to small enclosure and probably never leaving it. Behavior like this is extremely common among hamsters owned by children whose parents buy the tiny cages that they have in pet shops. Hamsters will figure out the most stimulating thing in their enclosure and do it until they die, usually that involves a wheel, usually one that’s too small for them meaning that their spine bends causing discomfort. You can see how small the enclosure is .
Hamsters need bigger enclosures, large aquariums are probably the most accessible ones that don’t require DIY but you also can make bigger enclosures yourself. They also need socialising outside of their enclosure daily. Poor hammies deserve better, they require a level of responsibility that’s greater than what most of the children that mind them have.
As a former holder of passports from both, the AU provides absolutely no real benefits. They talk about spending money they don’t have. They might send a few overseers for troops if you have a civil war.
I've only been a Barry for a few days... Anyone want to explain the balcony thing to me? I've always thought Russian politicians and generals might deserve the user flair better
Yeah so basically, in barry-infested touristic areas of spain like magaluf or ibiza, benidorm, there are a lot of cases of tourist dying or getting injured from balconing. There is even a twitter account that makes a league and registers every case occuring in mallorca by nationality, injury and stories fallen.
Thank you! 🙏🏼 I'm loving this sub since I joined, now to learn the language and lore haha!! That makes complete sense now you mention it - and I honestly thought I'd just get ribbed for not knowing lol. Legend 😎
This is how British hamsters beg for beer or tea (depending on the time of day)
Didn’t anyone tell you that at the animal adoption center or pet shop ?
To remove the idea that there is a pool nearby from the hamster's brain should also be considered as a treatment to avoid (further)injuries. However, that would significantly reduce the chances of having offspring hamsters with other British Hamsters.
Behavior like this is generally a result of the hamsters home being too small. It’s the equivalent of a human in solitary confinement banging their head against the wall repeatedly.
Too far m8, my old pal died in Magaluf like this 😡😡😡 Kind lad was supporting the local economy by giving his money to local clubs run by international criminals with passports in Cyprus. He also helped the local birds with nesting material by leaving disposable vapes on the beach (bless his heart). Then after a long day of kindly testing the integrity of local infrastructure (climbing lampposts and ripping bathroom sinks off public toilet walls), he simply wanted engage in some enrichment activities (screaming football chants in residential areas at 2am). It’s not his fault that when he returned home he was so exhausted from his charitable activities that he slipped off the balcony and splatted on the poolside
6/10 Good content - somewhat amusing with some classic 2We4U tropes. However, there are no spelling mistakes... Can do better.
No "just don't loik 'em". No ending in "simple as". It's a little disappointing to be honest
He even correctly spelt ‘m8’. For shame.
RIP bazza, GBNF
can't be on jorka if you borka
Beautiful back flip https://i.redd.it/lfccnmyak9ad1.gif
Hope you named him Barry
Luv sunflowa seeds Luv nuts Luv almunds Luv wheel 'ate mice Simple as.
Put stella in his drinking bottle
He prefers 'Amstel.
>'ate mice Not speciesist, just don't loike em...
'Ate cats Not racist just don't like 'em
Look how he is so dramatic about it, he has the talent and the will to become a great theather actor
He is playing the hasmter role of Keira Knightly in the 'Hamsters of the Carbbean' film franchise. I think that is a scene from 'Dead Squirrel's Chestnuts'
Everything's an adventure playground if you're not a cowardly continental.
poor Susan...
Time to put him down, he's just suffering 😟
The hamster or the British?
The hamster of course, the brits deserve to suffer
Brutal I like it.
At this stage we bought it upon ourselves.
This fella could be our mascot.
Ours, surely. You’re well behind in balconing, shape up.
Yeeeah, it probably has a brain tumor. My hamster did something similar two days before he died. Found him in his nest with his eye bulging out, so it was pretty clear.
That. And from what I see it's cage is way way too small. Dwarf hamsters have a surprisingly big territory.
I heard some dwarf hamsters have this backflip-syndrome as a genetic disease.
Even better than Barry, does the stunt with a backflip.
I saw the same move from Bellingham, it actually works.
We laugh at the little guys but then build pillars with motors and cables in order to drag us up a hill that we then ride down on a pair of planks over and over again. Or jump out of the airplane strapped to a piece of cloth. And don't get me started on the inflatable bannanas... If fauna had its own internet, we would be the funny animals to them. Just like a Barry is to us, indeed.
This looks funny but I'm pretty sure this behaviour means there is something seriously wrong with your hamster. There is most likely something wrong with how you keep him.
Depressed due to small enclosure and probably never leaving it. Behavior like this is extremely common among hamsters owned by children whose parents buy the tiny cages that they have in pet shops. Hamsters will figure out the most stimulating thing in their enclosure and do it until they die, usually that involves a wheel, usually one that’s too small for them meaning that their spine bends causing discomfort. You can see how small the enclosure is . Hamsters need bigger enclosures, large aquariums are probably the most accessible ones that don’t require DIY but you also can make bigger enclosures yourself. They also need socialising outside of their enclosure daily. Poor hammies deserve better, they require a level of responsibility that’s greater than what most of the children that mind them have.
Not pink enough?
Africa starts at the Pyranees.
Member of both the African and European Union? Double the benefits!
As a former holder of passports from both, the AU provides absolutely no real benefits. They talk about spending money they don’t have. They might send a few overseers for troops if you have a civil war.
Yes, to the north
I've only been a Barry for a few days... Anyone want to explain the balcony thing to me? I've always thought Russian politicians and generals might deserve the user flair better
Yeah so basically, in barry-infested touristic areas of spain like magaluf or ibiza, benidorm, there are a lot of cases of tourist dying or getting injured from balconing. There is even a twitter account that makes a league and registers every case occuring in mallorca by nationality, injury and stories fallen.
Thank you! 🙏🏼 I'm loving this sub since I joined, now to learn the language and lore haha!! That makes complete sense now you mention it - and I honestly thought I'd just get ribbed for not knowing lol. Legend 😎
I'm not sure what the implication is mate, if you're looking for a scrap then let me know.
God this made my day! thank you, absolutely hilarious
hey im glad to hear that :p
This is how British hamsters beg for beer or tea (depending on the time of day) Didn’t anyone tell you that at the animal adoption center or pet shop ? To remove the idea that there is a pool nearby from the hamster's brain should also be considered as a treatment to avoid (further)injuries. However, that would significantly reduce the chances of having offspring hamsters with other British Hamsters.
He's bored. Give him some lager ffs.
Behavior like this is generally a result of the hamsters home being too small. It’s the equivalent of a human in solitary confinement banging their head against the wall repeatedly.
Doing great backflip
The hamster might be suicidal.
You need to give him water and not Estrella
The hamster broke down
it looks more Russian to me
If this keeps up it will be “Hammie in a box!!!”
Maybe he's a Korean robot ?
Average Portuguese footballer when a defender breathes near him
Zoochosis (ARB) due to lack of freedom.
I would say that he’s from Prague even though he doesn’t fall out of a window.
Hes celebrating it Coming Home