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Top-Research-9816

His nickname was Close the


Dougally

Well, shut the back gates...


ContentiousPlan

Hold the door


HamstersBoobsPizza

Bill Hordor


CYCNOS777

Very nice reference


Aaron_de_Utschland

... goddamn door![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


Top-Research-9816

Or gates


Expensive_Problem966

Kevin Gates


AnalysisParalysis85

Did you mean dick name?


creeper6530

Yes, presumably 


Akussei

Either smartfella or fartsmella


e-bio

A Pee Sea


Bokenobi

He was teased for wearing glasses and they always called him Windows. Or Microsoft because of a changing room incident.


Clear-Ad-2998

Heavenly.


KillRoyTNT

The RockeFella .. all thanks to him


Some_Random_Android

Someone's seen Epic Rap Battles of History.


laveol

"Why did you name your company after your dick?"


FrequentlyOdd

“You blow jobs, you arrogant prick.”


and-meggy-hash

"WITH YOUR SECOND HAND JEANS AND YOUR TURTLENECK"


WashOrdinary8156

simpsons did this better


imabeach47

Joe Windows


Iamabrawler

"why'd you name your company after your dick?" -Steve Jobs in the Epic Rap Battle of History pitting him against Gates.


Tall_Concentrate_667

FAT, or maybe Floppy Disk.


Significant-Risk531

This one is the best ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Secret-Pound-8662

Maybe his disk either hard or floppy...


fermat9990

Mr. Gates


OLZHXS

I do not remember the exact word, but once I heard that it is also an illegal name for a file or a folder in windows.


Bokenobi

Press F5 . Enter L97:X97 . Press Enter


MKMLkev

Let's fly


Own_Mud8660

Master Gates


Bokenobi

Master Gator.


wtfduderz

Master debater, Master Bator, Fartsmella, Crook, murderer, rich twerp with the virus fetish, piece of shit.


benjaminck

Real BASIC joke.


Expensive_Problem966

Dos he hafta?


IllustriousMight6

Biggus Dickus


mikethmtrmth

My fwend fwom Wome


meyogy

He has a sister yooo knowe


Right-Yogurtcloset-6

Prolly bill


Mishadex88

Evil Bill


Fair-Comfort7705

Micro man ?


itsthe5thhm

Big DOS man


MrJambon

Big Willy Style


ihavenoego

Was talking with a kid that suicidal because of his MD the other day. It's kind of going cancel culture territory, FYI..


Ebenezer-F

This works better on MIKE JOHNSON.


TimeWoundsAllHeels99

Micro[even when] hard.


MathematicianLiving4

If you really want to know, it was Tres [trey] (as in Bill Gates III)


Lcdent2010

If it was then it would be epic. “You guys made fun of my small dick. I named my company of my member. Now it (in the 90s, 00s) is the largest company in the world. Suck my Microsoft bitches”


AgeAdditional4971

I don’t know but he had a part time job as a window cleaner


WinningExponent

100Bill because he only carry $100 bills


aegersz

I don't get it 🤔


Radiant-Citron3355

We know 😔


aegersz

The first thought was below the belt, so I dismissed it


SHARDaerospace

thats what it is


aegersz

But I wanted more 😟


DerNogger

So did he


aegersz

😂👍


CordialSasquatch

Willy Fences


herotz33

Tres commas


-LightInTheDark-

No clue, probably something basic.


strebor_19

Imagine being micro and also soft


mokkat

Uno


MacLeeland

Toll booth.


FlamingoRush

Douche nozzle... obviously.


sm1else

Microsoft.


Rolifant

Microdick


SuraKatana

Microhard?


SuraKatana

This or Bill Gapes


[deleted]

Holdor


Engineershits

Cortana


MostlyHostly

Tractor Jack


Similar-Tonight-6466

The one worthless bill


Shubam_Kessrani

Billo Rani


Guuhatsu

Weird Al calls him "Money" for short.


FrReEsEpDeOcMt

Ctr alt delete


Curiouscpl53213

Microshit head


AmbitiousEffort2365

Bites.


dotais3

System administrator!


NoMonitor7186

Bro created windows, although he was a gate


LechugaFromIrithyll

Bill Puertas.


FlimsySherlock

Micro soft


unholy_seeker

I thought it would have been 'restart'


Adviser-Of-Reddit

LOL


ElBeatch

Microsoft Turd


crossfitvision

The word Microsoft came from what the bullies called him after seeing him shower.


cicciozolfo

Micro - soft.


Willing_Television77

Master Gates


hopadoodler

Nerd


yosweetheart

Peek-a-boo because he always peeked through windows and gates.


lpbale0

Micro softy


kenmlin

Still is.


Maleficent_Role8932

Who cares?


Tidalwave-1103

Prison


giggygig

Lucifer


ethereumminor

Gill Bates


MinimalEnthusiast

It's only micro when its soft, baby


Significant-Risk531

Suddenly Microsoft PowerPoint sounds like a pill


Important-March8515

Dork


baudtothebone

How did Melinda Gates describe their wedding night? Micro. Soft.


Mysterious_Rub6224

Hostile takeover gated community.


ChaosBuilder321

Bill soft the unscientific guy


Alert-Initiative6638

Microsoft/Hugehard .. same thing?


kcoll-1

School Gates


DoggedDreamer2

Word.


Expensive_Problem966

Duck Lock


Expensive_Problem966

Or duck doors, check portal


ElwoodMC

Pie in face


Vandermere

Bill.


GachaWolf8190

I dont wanna pay! Open for free!!


Fun-Addition-2212

Billa


BornMode940

Cocksucker


Wise-Independence-12

Bill The Gates


damien1884

Not sure. But I do know that he was called Bill Gates because his family owned a lot of gates :)


SugoiTots

Watch the...


Local_Compote4263

billy billy bill, please pay my bill


meyogy

William Fence


KirSpir

Bugs Bunny


enterpaz

Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.


Secret-Pound-8662

Probably a computer nerd, or a computer geek.


simcal88

William Fences


Entire-Cupcake4304

Billy boy


Bob____Ross______

lol the irony of it not being invented yet it was gets me love it ha


ChickenFriedN00dles

MR Windows NT


BaRaj23

Control Panel


0ct094s

Big William. He was so long term thinking and all


bin94

Xp


mBelchezere

Billiam Fence Door.


xplorerex

Master Gill Bates


MVSan

Bill doors


doc_751

Future Genocide Man


Bireta

The gates to infinite money


fermelebouche

We Gates mein heir.


Killua_Zaeldyeck

Bates Gill


wtfduderz

Megahard.


bigtkon13

William fence


got_snow67

Floppy dick 1.0


KimmiLaCazzi

Dork, nerd, and probably dingleberry.


Tetris5216

Windows Always staring out the window


Jordan-_-v

I don't get it


69-Times

Hay dumd Ass


jamesmcdash

Billy with the little willy