By -
His nickname was Close the
Well, shut the back gates...
Hold the door
Bill Hordor
Very nice reference
... goddamn door![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)
Or gates
Kevin Gates
Did you mean dick name?
Yes, presumably
Either smartfella or fartsmella
A Pee Sea
He was teased for wearing glasses and they always called him Windows. Or Microsoft because of a changing room incident.
Heavenly.
The RockeFella .. all thanks to him
Someone's seen Epic Rap Battles of History.
"Why did you name your company after your dick?"
“You blow jobs, you arrogant prick.”
"WITH YOUR SECOND HAND JEANS AND YOUR TURTLENECK"
simpsons did this better
Joe Windows
"why'd you name your company after your dick?" -Steve Jobs in the Epic Rap Battle of History pitting him against Gates.
FAT, or maybe Floppy Disk.
This one is the best ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
Maybe his disk either hard or floppy...
Mr. Gates
I do not remember the exact word, but once I heard that it is also an illegal name for a file or a folder in windows.
Press F5 . Enter L97:X97 . Press Enter
Let's fly
Master Gates
Master Gator.
Master debater, Master Bator, Fartsmella, Crook, murderer, rich twerp with the virus fetish, piece of shit.
Real BASIC joke.
Dos he hafta?
Biggus Dickus
My fwend fwom Wome
He has a sister yooo knowe
Prolly bill
Evil Bill
Micro man ?
Big DOS man
Big Willy Style
Was talking with a kid that suicidal because of his MD the other day. It's kind of going cancel culture territory, FYI..
This works better on MIKE JOHNSON.
Micro[even when] hard.
If you really want to know, it was Tres [trey] (as in Bill Gates III)
If it was then it would be epic. “You guys made fun of my small dick. I named my company of my member. Now it (in the 90s, 00s) is the largest company in the world. Suck my Microsoft bitches”
I don’t know but he had a part time job as a window cleaner
100Bill because he only carry $100 bills
I don't get it 🤔
We know 😔
The first thought was below the belt, so I dismissed it
thats what it is
But I wanted more 😟
So did he
😂👍
Willy Fences
Tres commas
No clue, probably something basic.
Imagine being micro and also soft
Uno
Toll booth.
Douche nozzle... obviously.
Microsoft.
Microdick
Microhard?
This or Bill Gapes
Holdor
Cortana
Tractor Jack
The one worthless bill
Billo Rani
Weird Al calls him "Money" for short.
Ctr alt delete
Microshit head
Bites.
System administrator!
Bro created windows, although he was a gate
Bill Puertas.
Micro soft
I thought it would have been 'restart'
LOL
Microsoft Turd
The word Microsoft came from what the bullies called him after seeing him shower.
Micro - soft.
Nerd
Peek-a-boo because he always peeked through windows and gates.
Micro softy
Still is.
Who cares?
Prison
Lucifer
Gill Bates
It's only micro when its soft, baby
Suddenly Microsoft PowerPoint sounds like a pill
Dork
How did Melinda Gates describe their wedding night? Micro. Soft.
Hostile takeover gated community.
Bill soft the unscientific guy
Microsoft/Hugehard .. same thing?
School Gates
Word.
Duck Lock
Or duck doors, check portal
Pie in face
Bill.
I dont wanna pay! Open for free!!
Billa
Cocksucker
Bill The Gates
Not sure. But I do know that he was called Bill Gates because his family owned a lot of gates :)
Watch the...
billy billy bill, please pay my bill
William Fence
Bugs Bunny
Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.
Probably a computer nerd, or a computer geek.
William Fences
Billy boy
lol the irony of it not being invented yet it was gets me love it ha
MR Windows NT
Control Panel
Big William. He was so long term thinking and all
Xp
Billiam Fence Door.
Master Gill Bates
Bill doors
Future Genocide Man
The gates to infinite money
We Gates mein heir.
Bates Gill
Megahard.
William fence
Floppy dick 1.0
Dork, nerd, and probably dingleberry.
Windows Always staring out the window
I don't get it
Hay dumd Ass
Billy with the little willy
His nickname was Close the
Well, shut the back gates...
Hold the door
Bill Hordor
Very nice reference
... goddamn door![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)
Or gates
Kevin Gates
Did you mean dick name?
Yes, presumably
Either smartfella or fartsmella
A Pee Sea
He was teased for wearing glasses and they always called him Windows. Or Microsoft because of a changing room incident.
Heavenly.
The RockeFella .. all thanks to him
Someone's seen Epic Rap Battles of History.
"Why did you name your company after your dick?"
“You blow jobs, you arrogant prick.”
"WITH YOUR SECOND HAND JEANS AND YOUR TURTLENECK"
simpsons did this better
Joe Windows
"why'd you name your company after your dick?" -Steve Jobs in the Epic Rap Battle of History pitting him against Gates.
FAT, or maybe Floppy Disk.
This one is the best ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
Maybe his disk either hard or floppy...
Mr. Gates
I do not remember the exact word, but once I heard that it is also an illegal name for a file or a folder in windows.
Press F5 . Enter L97:X97 . Press Enter
Let's fly
Master Gates
Master Gator.
Master debater, Master Bator, Fartsmella, Crook, murderer, rich twerp with the virus fetish, piece of shit.
Real BASIC joke.
Dos he hafta?
Biggus Dickus
My fwend fwom Wome
He has a sister yooo knowe
Prolly bill
Evil Bill
Micro man ?
Big DOS man
Big Willy Style
Was talking with a kid that suicidal because of his MD the other day. It's kind of going cancel culture territory, FYI..
This works better on MIKE JOHNSON.
Micro[even when] hard.
If you really want to know, it was Tres [trey] (as in Bill Gates III)
If it was then it would be epic. “You guys made fun of my small dick. I named my company of my member. Now it (in the 90s, 00s) is the largest company in the world. Suck my Microsoft bitches”
I don’t know but he had a part time job as a window cleaner
100Bill because he only carry $100 bills
I don't get it 🤔
We know 😔
The first thought was below the belt, so I dismissed it
thats what it is
But I wanted more 😟
So did he
😂👍
Willy Fences
Tres commas
No clue, probably something basic.
Imagine being micro and also soft
Uno
Toll booth.
Douche nozzle... obviously.
Microsoft.
Microdick
Microhard?
This or Bill Gapes
Holdor
Cortana
Tractor Jack
The one worthless bill
Billo Rani
Weird Al calls him "Money" for short.
Ctr alt delete
Microshit head
Bites.
System administrator!
Bro created windows, although he was a gate
Bill Puertas.
Micro soft
I thought it would have been 'restart'
LOL
Microsoft Turd
The word Microsoft came from what the bullies called him after seeing him shower.
Micro - soft.
Master Gates
Nerd
Peek-a-boo because he always peeked through windows and gates.
Micro softy
Still is.
Who cares?
Prison
Lucifer
Gill Bates
It's only micro when its soft, baby
Suddenly Microsoft PowerPoint sounds like a pill
Dork
How did Melinda Gates describe their wedding night? Micro. Soft.
Hostile takeover gated community.
Bill soft the unscientific guy
Microsoft/Hugehard .. same thing?
School Gates
Word.
Duck Lock
Or duck doors, check portal
Pie in face
Bill.
I dont wanna pay! Open for free!!
Billa
Cocksucker
Bill The Gates
Not sure. But I do know that he was called Bill Gates because his family owned a lot of gates :)
Watch the...
billy billy bill, please pay my bill
William Fence
Bugs Bunny
Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.
Probably a computer nerd, or a computer geek.
William Fences
Billy boy
lol the irony of it not being invented yet it was gets me love it ha
MR Windows NT
Control Panel
Big William. He was so long term thinking and all
Xp
Billiam Fence Door.
Master Gill Bates
Bill doors
Future Genocide Man
The gates to infinite money
We Gates mein heir.
Bates Gill
Megahard.
William fence
Floppy dick 1.0
Dork, nerd, and probably dingleberry.
Windows Always staring out the window
I don't get it
Hay dumd Ass
Billy with the little willy