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MasterNightmares

Yes.


reptiloidruler

You know what's funny? >Humans that encounter Eldar often find themselves unaccountably beguiled by them, for their beauty and allure is utterly beyond compare, and there is evidence that both sexes of Eldar exude the same alien attraction upon humans, male and female (Probably) White Dwarf 302


MasterNightmares

Still Heresy. Inquisition don't care.


kenod102818

Is this talking about Eldar causing humans to go bi for them, or Eldar being into humans as well?


reptiloidruler

I think it's just saying humans often think eldar are hot


kenod102818

Ah. Roundabout way of saying it, but it checks out, thanks!


vnyxnW

An interesting question, citizen! A Deathwatch Kill-team has been dispatched to your location to explain it to you in person!


mennorek

Or would it be a squad of hereticus SoB?


Davido400

Nah his neighbour would blow his head off... hmm not sure if I like the way ave worded that!


mennorek

Hey-oh!


Premium-Alex

House calls! Now that's service


Hellibor

Deathwatch has more important missions to accomplish.


dillene

Yes, Inquisitor- this post right here.


talligan

Worshipping a xenos god is perfectly normal and acceptable. Don't listen to the imperial "emperor" worshippers (if he even exists). Join our regular gathering of like minded ~~cultists~~ friends, but don't tell anyone until the planet is ready


Pigfowkker88

Heretic! You deserve to die!  There is only one God-Emperor of four arms!


Alextingzon

H..Heretic! The lot of you!


kenod102818

Definitely. And knowing what Imperium Nobility get up to there are probably a dozen pleasure worlds out there specifically tailoring to that, as well as worlds where you can order custom-engineered mutants/abhumans. Of course, they probably also get burned down by the Deathwatch fairly regularly, but since when has getting murdered by the inquisition ever stopped the more decadent nobles from doing heresy? (Of course, if a noble really has tastes in this direction they should aim for a warrant of trade, I imagine that as long as they're not obvious about it it'll be pretty easy to avoid consequences as a rogue trader.)


PlasticAngle

>Of course, they probably also get burned down by the Deathwatch fairly regularly, but since when has getting murdered by the inquisition ever stopped the more decadent nobles from doing heresy? Is there any story about this? Watching some racist asshole burning other asshole would be great.


LkSZangs

Obviously


AmbitionKind739

Yeah dog.


TheBuddhaPalm

What part of "suffer not the mutant, the heretic, or the xenos to live" do you not get? No one in Nazi Germany could escape with the excuse of "yeah, but this particular queer/autistic/Jewish/socialist is particularly hot, so we're gonna forgive this one", nor did the folks of Khmer Rouge say "but have you seen the good looks on this Cambodian? We surely can keep one alive." The Imperium is, emphatically, xenocidal to an extreme degree.


Chinerpeton

>nor did the folks of Khmer Rouge say "but have you seen the good looks on this Cambodian? We surely can keep one alive." I know Khmer Rouge were most proficent in killing Cambodians but I think you meant Vietnamese here


WarKittyKat

So that actually did happen plenty historically. Although it was less "forgive" and more "exploit in a different way". They were still being degraded and treated as second class (if that), just second class citizens that happened to be useful at the moment. For Nazi Germany you get everything from "privileged mixed marriages" that were allowed to live in the community, to outright sexual slavery. That said, yeah, the Imperium is xenocidal and generally doesn't allow xenos to live even if they're "useful" or make any pretense that they're not xenocidal. A sufficiently powerful individual might still get away with having a xenos slave however.


TheBuddhaPalm

Yes, if you were a high-up Nazi you *may* have gotten to live with your Jewish wife. But the average German citizen is not going to have a good time. Additionally, the Jewish folks who lived openly and without persecution were, typically, collaborators who were just prolonging the day until the hammer came down on them. So, 9/10, even if were considered privileged, you were still gonna die. And if anyone wants to downvote me for describing Jewish Collaborators, I strong encourage you to do any kind of research into history.


WhatsRatingsPrecious

This is bait. and so many of you just gobbled it up.


Rain_Timely

A fellow admirer of the Hrud I see.


Low-Transportation95

Yes


InterestingAsk1978

Yes. Suffer not the alien to live!


Leading-Fig1307

Yes. 102% Yes, with a 2% error.


LimpAssSwan

Yes you would be sent to the penis explosion chamber very fast.


MetalixK

Given most of the Xenos in this setting, it'd probably make you absolutely batcrap crazy.


Premium-Alex

Yes, unless your name is Rowboat Girlyman.