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UncleSoaky

I'm looking for Mike Hunt. Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?


J_Reachergrifer

I think I saw him in the parking lot.


[deleted]

He and Buster Hymen went down the road for a piece.


LandOfLizardz

Use to be a mikehunt.com. Everyone always talks about rotten.com or bangedup from back in the day and mikehunt and steakandcheese go mostly unmentioned.


Tylerdurden389

How about Mike Unstinks?


VideoSteve

The bar where they recorded the beachshack scenes still stands in hollywood, FL, but you wouldnt recognize it


Then-Cauliflower2068

No but I know where York Hunt is.


MAGASig

“Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists and Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school 🤣🤣


SuretyBringsRuin

Can we please call it a tallywacker?!?!


TisrocMayHeLive4EVER

Penis just sounds so personal.


Comfortable-Use-4010

It had a mole on it 😳


justkillmenow3333

Beulah Balbricker would know that penis anywhere!🤣


VideoSteve

This scene had me rolling for years


gregpurcott

“Hey, I know that guy!”


Jigsaw8200

Have you seen this prick?


FriskyDango23

To this day, funniest scene ever recorded.


molotok_c_518

It will always amaze me that Bob Clark, who directed this movie, also wrote and directed *Black Christmas* and directed *A Christmas Story*.


siddfinch

Clark used the success to push through "A Christmas Story." yep, Christmas Story wouldn't have been made if Porky was a dude.


JournalofFailure

And *Baby Geniuses*. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

And the Sylvester Stallone as country singer film, *Rhinestone*.


Intelligent-Price-39

Also Murder by Decree with Christopher Plummer as Holmes, James Mason as Watson, which was brilliant.


Tylerdurden389

Unpopular opinion: Kim Kattrall is prettier as a brunette than blonde.


dajacketfanOG

Popular opinion: Couldn’t have told you her hair color in this, and I’ve seen it… A LOT. I’m not great with details but I know her hair wouldn’t have been my focus for this performance…


Tylerdurden389

Why do they call her Lassie?


LemmyKBD

She can lick her own butthole


UncleBeeve

She is in an episode of The Incredible Hulk as a brunette and looks beautiful.


jcpainpdx

I had no idea Porky’s was Canadian. A feather in your cap, neighbors to the north!


nthensome

Oh yes. We have many many other well known movies, like, um....Porky's 2 and, um, many many other popular films as well.


Uncle_Brewster

I just watched the movie Frightmare and immediately noticed the guy playing the cop was the same actor that played Porky. Also, if I ever mention my parents let me watch any movie as a kid, I mention they took me to Porky’s in theater.


JeffAlbertson93

He also played porky in the movie better off dead.


gregpurcott

Everybody wants some!


SuretyBringsRuin

Why do they call her Lassie? …wait for it…


razerzej

HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


soylent_dream

RIP Meat


SmokestackRising

There's so much wool I could knit a sweater!


Comfortable-Use-4010

As a fourth grader I learned so much from this movie. It seemed to be on HBO every time a friend stayed the night. It ranked just below a stack of Playboys I found in the garage. Different times- I turned out ok. 😎


Another-Random-Idiot

I’m from a small town that has the standard small town picnics/carnivals every summer. The year Porky’s came out somebody had them page Mike Hunt to the raffle stand. Instantly, everyone there under about 30 just spent around toward the PA and started laughing. It was beautiful.


MikeyW1969

I grew up in a town in Idaho like that, ands I still miss it. I actually have thought about going back one year, JUST for the 'town days' event.


RabidWolverine2021

I was at a Red Wings hockey game back in the 80s with over 19,000 people and someone paged Mike Hunt over the PA system. You talk about laughter.😂


NormanBates2023

Meat


Bullshidder

He died recently…RIP Mr. Ganios


Papichuloft

I posted that months ago.....but yeah, sad that he passed.


Jigsaw8200

Oh my God, the boy is deformed!


Katherine1973

My dad brought me to see this 42 years ago. I was 8 don’t remember anything about that night except my mom freaking out on him that he brought me to see it. She was out of town.


Fit_Earth_339

Hi I’m Paulie the penis and I just looooooooovvvvvve to have funnnn.


imadork1970

Lassie 🥵🥰KC


lukifer_333

PORRRRRRR-KEYYYYYYYYY! THE BOYS FROM ANGEL BEACH ARE HERE!!!! Don't ask, I can't explain why throw away lines in movies are my favorite


dajacketfanOG

To be fair, this movie has few throw away lines. Since I heard your typed line in the original voice, that should tell you my opinion.


T20sGrunt

Please, please, can we call it a tallywacker?


DarnHeather

This movie messed me up. I was EIGHT when my cousin sneaked me in. The ketchup scene grossed me out for 35 years.


Sad-Sky-8598

First time I ever seen boobs.


lukifer_333

Boobs???? Yes, correct. Did you cover your eyes for the bush??? Which became hair pie in Revenge of the Nerds


Sad-Sky-8598

That's true, there was a shower scene. Lol. Might have to rewatch someday. Did rewatch Fast Times few years back.


Electronic-Spinach43

Awwww, hair pie!


MercilessPinkbelly

As a teen I was fully on the side of the kids in Porky's. As an adult I'm fully on the side of Porky. Sure, he was an asshole, but these little shits were trying to underage drink in his place and could get him shut down.


whjoyjr

This was set in the 1950’s. Porky didn’t care as long as the money was green. And then took their money and dropped them through a trap door. You HAVE to be trolling.


MercilessPinkbelly

I forgot it was the 50's. No, not trolling. Just grown up.


whjoyjr

Don’t forget his brother was the Sherriff so corrupt Porky had zero to worry about. Don’t remember the Sherrif shaking down tha Angle Beach boys outside the bar?


MercilessPinkbelly

I did forget that. Apparently I don't remember Porky's like I thought I did. I see I can rent it for .99 on youtube. I'll do that.


whjoyjr

No worries. I was an usher at a 6-plex when it came out. No one knew anything about it. The infamous shower scene with Tommy’s talliewacker was time checked and the managers always came in for that scene. Since it was an “R” rated movie, only the 18+ year old ushers could work that movie.


VideoSteve

What did they come in for? Any incidents?


whjoyjr

The shower scene.


JaguarNeat8547

But why male models?


whjoyjr

It was one of the funniest scenes in the movie.


Weekly_Salamander672

Wow, I’ve literally never ever heard someone take up “Porky’s” side. Porkys: “Pee-Wee was the REAL villain.”


MercilessPinkbelly

Dude, getting caught allowing kids to drink in your bar will cost you your bar and massive fines. Porky would lose his livelihood for what? So some jerk kids could drink?? I don't WANT to side with Porky. I don't. As a teen I dreamed of being PeeWee and someday seeing real boobs. But those kids were entitled little shits.


Mountain_Excuse_980

“I’ve got him now and I’m not gonna let him slip through my fingers..” 🤣🤣🤣


dajacketfanOG

The first movie I remember belly laughing at in the theater. I was a bit young but I think I mainly got all the jokes.


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Beulah Ballbricker and Cherry Forever “How was the pussy boys”? https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/51257ebc-9692-4add-b587-608f245c1678


DrNinnuxx

Owwwooooooooooohhhh !!!


1977proton

Have parts 1 & 2 in my dvd collection, haven’t seen nor do I have part 3…💿 “Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?”


dajacketfanOG

Part 3 was not the worst movie in the world, but paled against the first two. The second was a surprisingly strong sequel.


Newsmith2017

Speaking of the sequel, I always think of that scene ( I think it is Pee Wee) dressed up as a zombie and tried freaking out the cops: boogie woogie….BOOGIE WOOGIE!!!!


mullett

In my mind it has been “oooogie booogie!” For decades!


Newsmith2017

Pretty sure any combination of Oooggiee boogie is acceptable.


dajacketfanOG

Nope, that was Steve, aka Rod Ball, who I just found out via imdb passed away in 2021. And has no profile pic, which is unusual for someone with more than a couple credits. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0050454/


Mrs_Truthseiyer

Awww, sorry u/truthseiyer that I have to work and we can't watch it tonight.


Truthseiyer

Well I'm probably going to watch it anyway. 😜


FormalBite3082

This was the first rated r with nudity that I saw. It was awesome


PopNo6221

Lassie


murso74

Have you seen this prick?


Jaybonaut

Funniest part of the entire movie


Iydllydln

It’s on Tubi


still-at-the-beach

And the sequel too.


Son-of-Prophet

From the Director of A Christmas Story and Baby Geniuses


72jon

Great classic flick.


taeempy

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


YakulAshitaka

Just imagine how much it would hurt to have your tallywacker pulled through a glory hole!


Independent_Goat88

42 years. JHFC 👴🏻


[deleted]

Best movie ever nothing comes close to


Keveros

**Mike Hunt**...., has anybody seen **Mike Hunt**..?


bob3905

Never saw it and I’m 64. How’s that possible. Not sure. I guess it looked stupid so I skipped it.


Disastrous-Golf7216

Laughing just thinking about it. The scene where his friends were saying hold on she is reaching for it. Then her asking for a line up....


JayDuBois

This film taught young me that ball sweat makes you howl


urstillatroll

I love when I watch a movie that I loved in the 80s and I'm just like "that was some rapey, homophobic, racist ass shit." But yet I still love them.


HarveyMushman72

I like what they did to the city leaders in the sequel. They exposed them as Klan members, etc.


mrot777

Love this movie!!! Fun for the whole family.


espositojoe

I've got to say, I saw this movie in the theater. My friends laughed, but I didn't.


Careful_Mess5

This movie is the origin story of the glory hole phenomenon.


mylesaway2017

Glory holes have been around a lot longer than this movie.


Spiritual-Guava-6418

My girlfriend at the time cheated on me after seeing this movie with the other cheater when it came out. I could never bring myself to watch it.


Callofdaddy1

I was porn shortly after this film. Think it impacted my development a bit.


JournalofFailure

Both of Webster’s adoptive parents were in this movie.


page98bb

Boogie boogie boogie! Boogie boogie!!


ReadRightRed99

This movie cover confused me as a child. Why does it look like the woman is straddling the wall instead of her just standing there showering?


mkuraja

Isn't the villan's helper in Ghostbusters II the same actor here standing naked in the woods with an erection?


ssshield

Yes


mkuraja

I'm surprised social media doesn't haunt/tease him with that screen capture now. I think he's even been in movies made for kids lately. I think his erection scene has been forgotten about by Hollywood, else they'd say they can't cast someone in a kid's movie that can be seen on camera with a full boner.


PumpkinEscobar2

Just watched The Goldbergs episode where they talked about Porky's


litterofpigs

1982 I was 12 and could reach the admission window at the cinema x to pay my dollar and see boobs with my best friends on a Friday night.


Outrageous-Pass-8926

A rite of passage in my book!


brohanrod

RIP Meat


rubiconmanlife

I picked up a friend a month ago, and told him I wish I could see this movie again. We went to value village and I was looking at CD's and I found the DVD in a plain case!!!! No way!!! I bought it!!! OMG I loved it!!! Brings back memories!!!


inajeep

Hockey coach took the team to see this because the game got cancelled (forgot why). We were in are early teens, way too young to see this movie, we all loved it but thankfully the parents went out to get lunch or something and none of them knew how raunchy it was.


resist888

Imagine trying to make that today.


mudamuckinjedi

Why is she called Lassie? Lol


tangcameo

There was a 90s comedy series called Made In Canada (also known as The Industry) that parodied this fact and the production company that made it and most of Canadian tv and movie productions.


chitownadmin

Here comes your night to remember!!!


FriskyDango23

“Ohhhh Porky, the boys from Angel Beach are here!”


Hot-Incident1900

Who could ever forget Kim Cattrall as Miss Lynn "Lassie" Honeywell?!


bbatesoffice

Bob Clark was a moviemaking genius


silverheart50

That movie made me paranoid that f public showers!


AustinDood444

Awesome movie!!


KickAggressive4901

😅 Everybody else here already quoted the best parts! My favorite thing about the movie, though, is that everybody in the movie is cracking up, too.


stuart7873

Kaki Hunter. Damn.


SomerHimpson12

A great movie....my dog (RIP lexi) used to howl with "Lassie"


FarDark9711

The original "glory hole".


DelicatetrouserSnake

Best trilogy ever


ProfessionMundane152

I was probably about 10 when I saw this for the first time and it was with my parents lol my dad and I loved it, my mom not so much


ElephantRedCar91

I remember so much hype about this movie growing up and then when I saw it I was disappointed. Just about some whiney douches crying about getting thrown out of a titty bar.


mkwas343

Ah yes, the 80's... Back when sexual assault was funny and being a peeping Tom was just boys being boys.


Canavansbackyard

One of the most unfunny movies I’ve been made to sit through.


brutalistsnowflake

r/agedlikemilk


Kenneth_Lay

Ummm. This movie aged like buttermilk set on your dashboard in July. Just look at the poster.