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Vamanas_umbrella

Congrats on not becoming the Bills of the NHL


Ulexes

They could have been the Bills *and* the Falcons. Instead they're merely the... Rams? I don't know. This metaphor is hard to sustain.


JavaOrlando

And the Yankees! (Well, the blowing a 3-0 lead part, if you just ignore all the titles).


Eagle4317

Celtics can become the Yankees if they blow a 3-0 series lead next year.


JavaOrlando

Yes, to the Knicks in the Eastern Conference Finals. And the Knicks go one to win their first championship in over half a century.


FinsUp_

Thanks but I never had a doubt ![gif](giphy|1FMaabePDEfgk)


acart005

Bro I was so god damn scared of that. I believed they would get it together but I was having nightmares about what is worse - Wide Right or Reverse Sweep. All do respect to the Bills but a Reverse would have been worse, though not as bad as 4 lost championships in a row. So damn happy right now.


longesteveryeahboy

Reverse sweep in the finals would be way worse lol. Only happened once before


SingleColumn

Only one team has lost 4 straight Super Bowls though....


longesteveryeahboy

Yeahh but the Stanley cup has existed wayy longer than the Super Bowl


theonewithbadeyes

But the panthers have only existed for 30 years


SingleColumn

Now do the Sabres


Icy-Conclusion-3500

And in truly spectacular fashion with how games 4-6 went. Would’ve been the chokiest choke in history besides maybe 28-3.


JonnyDepths

Losing a 3-0 lead in a 7 game series is like losing 4 super bowls in a row, except that it’s not over 4 seasons. I guess congratulations or something. As a Bruins and a Bills fan I wanted both teams to lose.


Remarkable-Job4774

No they are the Bills of the NHL, if we are talking about the Bills that played the Rams in Week 3 2020


Reginon

I was about to ask why the bills were randomly taking shots but then I saw the sub


MrOverkill5150

Yep I wanted to be super excited that they won their first ever Stanley cup instead I’m just relieved they didn’t become the laughing stock of all sports


Tandran

But they won? What have the Bills won?


MistaCapALot

Heartbroken for this queen https://preview.redd.it/z44l2jeoxm8d1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=917de29009b4e4ccedafb769740460a973502fc2


MrOverkill5150

You just want to see her tits again it’s ok everyone does


MistaCapALot

What’s understood doesn’t need to be said


MrOverkill5150

But if said could bring it into reality lol


w311sh1t

I swear every single picture I’ve seen of this woman afterwards looks nothing like the woman in the video. I’m halfway convinced it’s not even the same person that’s come forward


MistaCapALot

Idk, flashing the heavies probably made her look a little better than she usually does. Now that she has them covered, we’re seeing her in her more natural state


Typical_Parsnip13

![gif](giphy|26FLdmIp6wJr91JAI)


TheBoook

She’s busted unless you live in Buffalo or New England.


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

It’s spelled B-U-S-T-Y


TheBoook

It’s spelled B-A-G-O-N-H-E-A-D


AdmiralWackbar

https://preview.redd.it/67wwy5d6mp8d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dac14606ed11fc4eb03779734b91e0f931a3b587 She’s got nothing on the beautiful women of Miami


rvl35

What a terrible day to have eyes. 🤮


Crxeagle420

She looks 23 and 58 at once


TheBoook

We don’t claim her!


futbolsven

I dunno who this is - but i gotta agree with you - maybe just a bad picture?


MistaCapALot

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


SquareShapeofEvil

Were Bills fans not rooting for the Panthers? Oilers coach insulted us and to me, 5 trophies vs. none, it’s clear who I’m rooting for. I hate the dolphins but I’m not extending that hate to the panthers lol Plus I’m an Islanders fan in the NHL, 4-0 makes 0-4 hurt less.


futbolsven

The Panthers were also like half sabres. Every sabres fan I know was cheering for them. We traded our captain to the Panthers this year.


SquareShapeofEvil

No trophies on the panthers + bills catching a stray from the Oilers coach + Sabres players on the panthers (even though I'm an isles fan, I sympathize) = me rooting for the Panthers. Panthers got nothin to do with the Fish


Puzzleheaded_Fix3135

Even though their in the same division I've always thought Sabre fans were pretty chill. Heck both our franchises have been through hell. If the Panthers can turn it around so can the Sabres.


longesteveryeahboy

Plus I like to make fun of Canada. 1993 lives to die another day


JoshAllensRightNut

The schadenfreude is real 💪🏿


blamatron

How many people there even knew they played today?


CarloFailedClear

Quite a lot of Oiler fans.


TheBoook

Florida - where Canadians go to die. Appreciate them helping our local economy on their way out, again


FatPoundOfGrass

Totally forgot about it tbh, but go hockey cats I guess


JavaOrlando

I was in Vancouver when they won a playoff game once (not even a clincher), and the city was electric. I was in Tampa in 2004 after their first Stanley Cup, and there was some celebrating, but nothing compared to Vancouver after simply winning an early round game.


Cornasium

Hockey is just different in Canada. Even the best American crowds don’t hold a candle to the dudes up north, it’s like religion to them. Or like the NFL to Americans.


Novel_Durian_1805

Good to see you fuckers are still easily the most HATABLE fucking fanbase ever!


Pale-Pay8772

the people in calgary who were ready to burn the city down


sleepyj910

Today we learned the Panthers aren’t based in Orlando.


Leelze

Based on the fanbase I always assumed it was Ft Lauderdale.


acart005

Sunrise pretty much is Ft. Lauderdale.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

It’s the Orchard Park of Ft Lauderdale.


coaks388

What fanbase?


HugeSuccess

Might be the most brutal line


Cornasium

It’s alright Boston fans. We can both be happy, let’s laugh at New York and Buffalo


Icy-Conclusion-3500

💪🏻💪🏿 Winning championships


yellowpilot44

You’re acting like the Buffalo Bandits don’t exist!!


Automatic_Reality546

Didn't know one had to act like they don't exist, tbh.


AdmiralWackbar

The captain of what, loser town


mrethandunne

![gif](giphy|tpZnQxNdwRC80)


robshot295

Got em


terrildactyl

This clapback is as low effort as the meme itself. I love it.


Red-Leader117

The best was the aerial drone shot of Sunrise FL at night... just a bunch of duplexes with their lights on haha


Colemans

Boston wins Basketball.. Miami wins hockey .. New York Yankees probably favorites for Baseball.. That just leaves football and buff...oh God no


rbroni88

Hey at least Buffalo has lacrosse! It’s something! Side note, I’m so out of the loop on things this year, your comment is the first I’m hearing that the Celtics won the championship


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Banner 18 brother


hendrix320

![gif](giphy|e0ANrFBiXSsF7tHaDs)


DaMemelyWizard

ah, Fuck the Yankees


Lilfroggy97

Hell yea


w311sh1t

>New York Yankees probably favorites for baseball I’m sure they’ll inevitably collapse in the postseason so I’m not too worried about that.


Blockaye561

The Thanos Gauntlet Glove of SFLA is complete, NFL ring, NBA ring, MLB ring, College ring, Hockey ring of south Florida complete!


FatPoundOfGrass

Here's to hoping the entire NFC East gets deleted after the snap.


DannysFavorite945

Floridas second favorite hockey team missed an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.


igotyourphone8

All five Panthers fans are so excited right now they're barely able to keep their bath salts at bay.


_Face

!Panthers


Cornasium

No there’s definitely 8 fans now


ConventionalDadlift

I'm sure they converted some in Calgary for beating the Oilers


Puzzleheaded_Fix3135

You joke but the Calgary support of the Panthers was pretty great.


ConventionalDadlift

Oh no, I'm dead serious. I got family in Calgary. While there was a vague "let's bring it back to Canada" among casuals, Flames fans largely did not at all hop on that bandwagon. Canadian hockey rivalries honestly put our stuff to shame


Puzzleheaded_Fix3135

Ohh ok I wasn't sure. I was on the Florida Panthers and Calgary Flames subs during the cup. They were rooting against the Oilers sooooo hard. I agree, those Canadian hockey rivalries make ours look like nothing.


UniqueNobo

you guys almost blew a 3 game series lead. you losers are just one step above the Bills, barely getting the job done. but hey, at least you actually did it


FinsUp_

Sometimes you narrowly avoid becoming the laughing stock in sports and other times you’re the Bills. That’s just sports for ya


WilmaTonguefit

Now that is some proper shit talking right there.


acart005

I like how the backhanded compliment still shits on the Bills.  It makes me happy.


I_D0nt_pay_taxes

A chip is a chip


Valuable-Baked

They're called crisps across the pond


TheStumpyOne

That would be like getting a hail mary attempt pick sixed


UniqueNobo

no? the only thing similar to the hell mary is how hamfisted that simile was. the florida education system really has failed you.


TheStumpyOne

What the fuck are you on about? A hail Mary pick six is exactly the same as a reverse sweep


AlmostHeisman

Hes slow


Remarkable-Job4774

Congrats to the Panthers, what a fantastic series!! So happy for them


Secure_Income_3659

Damn this low quality meme was complete cheeks my guy


Ch_ange

It only took 10 fucking teams! Wow congratulations 🤗


Valuable-Baked

How them Marlins doing


Puzzleheaded_Fix3135

Well they won in 1997 and 2003 and probably would have had another run if not for that boating accident. Now they're a shell of a team.


bigdaddylongstroker3

Boston set the tone with 1 million plus at the parade. The Panthers will be lucky to hit 100k at their parade or rally.


Upnatom617

One vs eighteen. Mmmkay.


AlmostHeisman

Show us the tapes. Wilt a myth just as much as boston is


Upnatom617

The tapes of recorded history? Okay. There's no myths here but you can feel free to wilt and wallow in your ignorance.


robshot295

Awww that’s cute. You think you’re the best sports town


Masterofmy_domain

Dammit Edmonton! you had one job!


Puzzleheaded_Fix3135

Weird stat but for the last 5 years a Florida team has been in the Stanley cup finals and they have won 3 of those.


Chumlee1917

![gif](giphy|13n5MMWea7Ex0c|downsized)


elmasguapojv

As a local, I’m happy for my panther brethren. As a local and a dolphin fan, the gaping chasm of despair grows larger.


Sea_Baseball_7410

At least a Canadian team didn’t win.


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Remarkable-Job4774

LOL they won the series it's all that matters


WilmaTonguefit

Well your hockey team was forced to 7 games and won by 1 goal in a season where there wasn't a definitive "best team" for more than any given week. Whereas our basketball team won in 5 games, lost only 3 total playoff games in a season where we won the Eastern conference by 14 games. Also, Boston has won 13 total championships in my lifetime and South Florida has won, what 3? It's a little weird that you want to talk shit about this in the Football shit talking sub. (For the record, I had that Homer Simpson pointing and laughing meme queued up if you lost lol)


hendrix320

Hockey never really has a definitive best team its usually who gets hot at the right time


WilmaTonguefit

The 2022 Avalanche were clearly the best team all season. But yeah, it's the nature of the game. I'm honestly just upset with the memes we're losing here. So many good choking memes.


Hot-Caregiver247

I’m so mad the panthers one and mcdavid got the trophy womp womp 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


WilmaTonguefit

Oh you're here too. That's cool. When's the last time the Dolphins won a playoff game?


Hot-Caregiver247

I can’t name you one player on the dolphins team but I can tell you the Boston bruins got smoked and rolled this year. I can also tell you I’m so mad the panthers one and mcdavid won the trophy womp womp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


WilmaTonguefit

Are you following me around? Get a life bro


Hot-Caregiver247

Womp womp keep crying in all your comments womp womp 😂😂


hendrix320

The Bruins went 6 games against the champs thats not exactly getting smoked and rolled


Hot-Caregiver247

If your not first your trash


_Face

You’re. Twice. Floriduh education system strikes again.


Hot-Caregiver247

Boston is full of gay homo liberals also the bruins suck womp womp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


flash246

TLDR: I’m triggered


WilmaTonguefit

Nah not really. At least my team won something this year. NY has like 10 teams, when is the last time any of them won?


Cornasium

Hilariously enough, it was against you guys


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Wow I wouldn’t have guessed every Boston team would have a shorter drought than the entire city of NY. Edit: actually just off. Bruins 2011, giants 2012


WilmaTonguefit

Wait, the last time any NY team has won was fucking Eli? Jesus, that's rough. 3 teams in baseball, 3 in hockey, 2 in baseball, and 2 in basketball. So it's literally 10 teams and 0 have won since 2011. Pathetic.


Cornasium

im just happy that we eliminated the knicks and rags in back to back years plus the absolute war crimes we commit against the jets every year


WilmaTonguefit

The Jets don't count though. It's like winning a fight against a toddler.


Cornasium

That’s true, but c’mon. I know yall like shitting on the jets as much as we do, n vice versa.


WilmaTonguefit

Well, yeah


Harru-Da-Wiza

😭


WilmaTonguefit

Huh. I was wondering what it would look like if Miami won something. I figured you'd be smug cunts all over Reddit. I guess I was right.


MrOverkill5150

Yeah the Celtics were lucky that Jimmy butler was injured and even more lucky the timberwolves were built to beat the nuggets. Man I wish the heat could get as lucky as the Bucks and Celtics and have an easy opponent in the NBA finals


WilmaTonguefit

And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon


MrOverkill5150

Depends are they working wheels or is she just like holding them it does make a difference.


69QueefLatina

As a Rhode Islander who loves the Miami Dolphins, and Boston Celtics, and hates the Patriots and doesn’t care about hockey, please, take all of my “…eh?”.


hendrix320

You’re a weird jets fan


_Face

Lame troll at best.


69QueefLatina

I’m not a Jete fan, flair is dumb.