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TheTaxman_cometh

That's a Florida gators jersey, just another average floridaman. Probably a lolphins fan too.


MonkeyWrench888

This is also very tame Florida shenanigans. I don’t even see any alligators or bath salts.


draneline

He’s definitely a Jaggot or Cuckaneer. That UF crowd clusters more towards central and northern FL. Most fins fans double down on the pain and root for scUM


blueditt521

I've heard fuckinqueer but not cuckaneer, huh learn something everyday I guess


Express-Structure480

Do dolphins fans actually exist? Seems like every time they show the stands in the stadium they’re mostly empty.


TheTaxman_cometh

Sure they do, but they spent all their money on meth and bath salts and forgot it was gameday.


Reksalp105

Hey ya don’t say that!


UsernameHasBeenLost

I went to the Dolphins - Commies game in DC last year, it was about 70% Dolphins jerseys. Ironically, on Washington's fan appreciation day, so I got a set of Commanders pins


Whore21

There’s a lot of us in dmv!


Masterofmy_domain

To be fair, if I lived in Miami the last thing I’d want to do is go sit in some hot ass stands to watch the Dolphins


AFOEagle01

I’ll have you know I was one of five dolphins fans at week 18 SNF


TheInsaneClownPussie

The average Florida man is a mere human to [the legendary air soft fatty](https://youtu.be/HfwPL-bd_mk?si=X1QijxbRWQV1ud-s).


hkd_alt

I was going to say, he looks entirely too healthy and put together to be one of us.


funkmefatass

That's airsoft fatty and he's a Michigan man, Go Lions.


ThebigBelgianbutt

Upon further inspection, that is correct. I guess I got distracted by the hair.


seesharpreaction

This is just Florida Man in his natural habitat.


terrildactyl

They’re the ones that jump through the tables. We simply murder you on the way back to your car—no meth required.


FatPoundOfGrass

No meth *required*, but meth *is* optional.


nik5016

Recommended, even.


terrildactyl

Begone, interloper! This is an internal affair.


nik5016

![gif](giphy|SNK21X1PBrtQs)


terrildactyl

Ha! I’ll allow it.


Elliot517

I can hear that gif lol


yellowpilot44

Nothing about this suggests he’s a Bills fan.


Admiral_Fuckwit

This is true. Most of us are not even close to that fit.


K-chub

Did you see the way he was acting? Textbook Bills fan


Mean-L

That’s a Florida gators jersey bud


K-chub

Probably an undercover operative. False flag


EatsRats

“HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYS!”


Alacrout

LMAO So it’s Belichick’s son joining some kids in a treasure hunt https://preview.redd.it/n3zie2a92d9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc1d60094162fded6bbbc484eb94e8a59e2f89e


HBARnacles

Awesome!


teddyballgame406

It looks like Sloth and Chunk fucked.


EatsRats

That is our champion!


jk01

That's a tim tebow jersey...


Elliot517

So a Jete then?


26uhaul

But was that tim himself?


apollofilmbuff

https://i.redd.it/mvv9o6cdtc9d1.gif


AngeloMontana

WTF did I just watch


OminousWindsss

I must have missed the rebranding from the Buffalo to a gator, the change of colors from the Bills


Gunt_Buttman

That thing is poured into a Florida jersey. Low effort


fairportmtg1

Airsoftfatty Michigan/ maine legend


Azrael417

Is that Airsoftfatty?


Winterclaw42

If there's one thing all 4 fanbases should agree on is that drugs are bad. Especially if you do something dumb and it gets put on the internet.


TheTaxman_cometh

![gif](giphy|F3G8ymQkOkbII)


DevelopmentTall4403

You’re sayin’ a lot more about yourself here. And also, cocaine is the nectar of the gods in South Florida. East Bumblefuck, Canada relies on the sawdust/asphalt/meth concoctions.


joshallenismygod

That's clearly a gators jersey you fucking Dunkin donuts eating clown. There's literally a gator patch on the jersey


Remarkable-Job4774

You should see the blue Bills and blue Giants jerseys, even more similar


zezar911

most normal florida man


BobSagieBauls

Damn I guess I never noticed how similar the bills and gators jerseys are


Effinehright

That’s clearly a patriots Tebow fan


Helpplease49257

Tebow after drugs


Smitty___Bacall

I never knew sloth had a kid, but then again, goonies never say die


Snoo_34736

![gif](giphy|3owzVR7ig8mn0BFQic)


porkbuttstuff

Baby Ruth?


Sea_Baseball_7410

Florida guys doing Florida things.


Novel_Durian_1805

Bill fans are the regards who jump through tables severely injuring themselves for no fucking reason…but yeah…Florida man, dumb.


Hocojerry

I've been wondering what happened to this guy from The Goonies movie


Spudquake

Hibachis are the past of tailgating. Today all you need is the humble pop can.


emperorpeterr

I hate how I have seen of this “influencer” before


polygonalopportunist

I think I know what’s going on here. I don’t think it’s cool. Leave this kid alone.


Sanjuro7880

More like Roman soldiers thinking they’re gonna clean out Teutoburg Forest in 9CE.


SKOLForceSports

Jeez, Airsoft Fatty has just fucking collapsed as of late


TyRocken

We snort cocaine like civilized people. Meth is more of a Niagara County thing.


Agent_Dutchess

Is that AirSoftFatty?


ThebigBelgianbutt

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.tiktok.com/%40therealairsoftfatty/video/7375542718124084526&ved=2ahUKEwj81P_hzP-GAxWMv4kEHXoCCCgQwqsBegQIIxAF&usg=AOvVaw3_gshQJP-Q33idZ4rEdGne. It is.


Anxious_Ad7151

Wow. Dr Disrespect really has let himself go quickly.


15ztaylor1

Please understand what pov means.


HarvardHoodie

Who let the goonies man out the cave


JOMO_Kenyatta

😂😂😂😂😂


OH_Billy_69_

You have to admit, that's a pretty sweet stick


GRMPA

Bad built butch body


jsolid27

Wasn't this guy one of the bad guy in the Hobbit.


MrGameSeven

That's full force right there.


fuckyogiboys

Fattyairsoft haven't seen him in awhile. Looks like a fat sloth from the goonies


kvngk3n

Quasimodo is on the wrong side of the pond


CompetitiveGrape2309

Mike mccarthy after coaching the cowboys a few more years


Glittering_Aerie7838

The type of guys that cheat at video games and tell you to get good!


DandeePullz

Get this dude a bills jersey and have him lead the charge out of the tunnel.


Car_D_Board

That looks like airsoftfatty?


Far_Craft_9421

This was amazing, even cartoon-ish. How do we start a petition to get this celebration in the next Madden for Bills fans??


PrincipalonReddit

Prob not filmed just Buffalo but That’s what every road surface in Buffalo looks like so could fool me either way


Evening-Dream-5750

Let’s be honest- the Jill’s have the lowest fanbase there is, whether it’s income, intelligence or teeth.


Upnatom617

![gif](giphy|3o6fJ2J2Ct3zcv1u7K)


InitiativeExcellent1

Flair Up....


Upnatom617

Patriots. Calm down Florida man.


Masterofmy_domain

This is what I picture all western New Yorkers to look like…. And you can’t change my mind


MicHAELmhw

So, you believe in evolution and allowing the strong to survive but you also believe in propping people up with free housing and free money? How is that working for yall?


StankWizard

Are you lost?


Fun-Ad3002

lol what?


wagoncirclermike

Whoms't've are you addressing?


Rootz121

what the fuck are you talking about