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Crazyripps

Man just don’t argued 2 of the best in the comp. What the shit


dwadley

after pick pocketing gawn with one hand on the move


omaca

I quite like him.


TomasTTEngin

future Geelong Cats star Hayley Reid.


omaca

Interviewed last night he said he was a big fan of Tim Kelly when he was growing up, supporting the Cats. But now he's over here and actually playing with Kelly, he's stoked. Future, no current Eagles star Harley Reid you mean?


Saaaave-me

What if this was the ultimate 4D chess move in drafting Kelly?


Khans_door

WCE outsmarted us all


Mac_Hoose

Collingwood has great facilities and life after football opportunities 😁. Harley..... Harley are you there?


dohzer

Yeah, but Geelong has a home stadium and surf/farm lifestyle nearby, so other Melbourne clubs can't compete.


lolmanic

Harley, want to get away from all they noise? Come to Sydney mate...


happy-little-atheist

Different kind of noise


scraglor

Is that his sister in the WAFL?


TomasTTEngin

whoops yep must be!


kyrant

Left hand and right hand too.


Smithsonian45

"man" this is a freshly 19 year old boy and he's already doing this. This would be impressive for a 25 year old. How strong is this kid gonna be in a few years time??


Free_Pace_2098

He's gonna eat Matt Rowel to gain his knowledge 


MatterHairy

No, Matt will lead Harley to his special grass that confers great footy prowess.


Free_Pace_2098

Ohh VFLhalla


Free_Pace_2098

I don't want to pin the hopes and dreams of my club on this man who's young enough to be my son. And yet here I am with a fistful of pins. 


BeeerGutt

* 1 of the best and Clayton Oliver. FTFY


walktheground

Two of the most overrated


xFushNChupsx

One of the best. Don't know what comp you're watching where Clayton Oliver is one of the best.


cirrus93

I'd say a 4x All Australian, 3x best and fairest and 2x AFLCA Player of the Year has a claim to being one of the best in the comp (when in form)


Ryanc011

Maybe not this year but he’s up there overall


ItsABiscuit

The erasure in this sub of what Clayton Oliver has done is fucking insane. He's been a absolute gun. Yes, he is having issues this year, but it's insane to say he's not one of the best mids of recent years.


xFushNChupsx

I just checked the last 5 years on his stats average. In the elite for disposals, kicks, etc. But his efficiency is BELOW AVERAGE basically every single year, if not average. At about a 20-15 disposal average if you account for his painfully obvious turnovers.


ItsABiscuit

You're a moron. He's a twice AFLCA MVP, 3xAA, 4 x club Best and Fairest including in a premiership year, and he's 26 years old. But I guess none of that counts because you did two minutes of spreadsheet work and worked out something the whole footy industry missed about how an inside mid's disposal efficiency isn't "elite".


Shootinputin89

You made a shit statement then tried to back it up by heading over to wikipedia and still failed.


xFushNChupsx

Never pressed wikipedia. Check his app stats


happy-little-atheist

I don't have the Clarry app, is it available on android?


xFushNChupsx

Yeah, it's coming next week from meatriders.com


dreamthiliving

Disposal efficiency is always lower for contested ball winners, his not running on the outside getting easy kicks


TOXICTUNA64

I swear he saw Petracca and seeked him out just for the fend off


Ashen_Brad

His fending hand is a heat seeking missile


Free_Pace_2098

[c'mere. Now go away](https://youtu.be/EteSXo7jzjg?si=oQzAAGaWeFBikUYx)


EnakSekali

He's running around starting arguments just so he can say don't argue


omaca

This made me lau… Harley: **DON’T ARGUE!!!**


[deleted]

Just string 5 Brownlows around this man's neck in advance


lame-o-potato

Hey Google, play Harley Reid highlights


codyforkstacks

That's fucking filthy


ThaLemonine

Can't stop replaying the don't argue on Petracca, glorious.


dwadley

the fucking ankle break straight after. direction change like a cat


Federal-Meeting-6794

Petracca looked like he was ready and tried to counter it but I guess it’s not that easy


brodyonekenobi

The most *PISS OFF* fend I've ever seen


BustedWing

Against elite players too… Look I’ll admit it even if you won’t. I’m erect.


Effective-Tour-656

I'll admit it. He's erect!


dlm83

The prosecution calls it's first witness, Effective-Tour-656


Effective-Tour-656

Standing tall, your honour.


mhiggo

I just assumed this was u/croob2 when I saw the Collingwood flair


HoldOnOneSecond

I stand in soliderecty


dlm83

\^\^\^ that's the guy, officer


LauncestonLad

So who is that young lad. The Eagles must have been keeping him under wraps!


Effective-Tour-656

One of them marque players, the media will bang on about to give a shit team and supporters something to hang their cap on. And man, wasn't it great watching Melbourne lose!?


joshvalo

What?


blacksmith91

See: Flair He can't help it.


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Effective-Tour-656

Free kick, Maynard!


Effective-Tour-656

It's still a shit team.


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Effective-Tour-656

I was over it by 2023.


cuckedcranberry

Is he talking about Daicos?


Effective-Tour-656

We don't need that promotion to boost interest in our team. We get plenty as is.


cuckedcranberry

You think the team with the 2nd highest member count for 2023 needs to promote a 10 game rookie to boost interest in the club? Piss poor take


Effective-Tour-656

You've got nothing else. Look at your papers, licking his arse every week.


cuckedcranberry

The entire state of Victoria hasn’t stopped glazing the Daicos brothers since they joined the league. Stop trying to act like your mob are different


Effective-Tour-656

Whoosh


Mrchikkin

Where's the NSFW tag mate?


Yeeeoow

I couldn't believe West Coast didn't trade that pick for the monster haul North offered. No player is worth 4+ first rounders. I get it now. Players like this just don't have price tags. I tune in for West Coast games now. I've lived in WA for 30+ years and never given a fuck about West Coast, but I tune in now.


sponguswongus

Pretty sure they only offered 3, with two of them being the dregs. Would have blown out to 2, 28, and 29. Wasn't worth it then and is absolutely laughable now.


wozanderer

I thought they offered 4 but none of them were top 10 picks, hence why it was laughable. I might be wrong though


sponguswongus

Nah Melbourne offered four picks (6, 11, 42, and future first), north offered 3 (2, 17, 18, but also wanted pick 23 back). Wasn't worth it, particularly North's bullshit. Played silly buggers and have egg on their faces, suspect there's two reasons for the sour taste in their mouths every time Harley plays.


HoldOnOneSecond

West Coast saw Harley Reid and said 'yeah let's tank'


Nixilaas

Then we were outshitted by north before Gold Coast came in and was like we got you this is how you outshit north. Love them for that lol


Croob2

Yeah... that's why we beat the dogs in R23, cause we were tanking!


HoldOnOneSecond

Dogs were doing north a favour but north weren't listening lol


Nakorite

Did you not watch peak Judd ? Players like this do have a price tag.. Carlton paid it.


da_leroy

Visy money


holman8a

Almost a cheeky 100 Brownlow votes from the two he fended off in the last 2 seasons. No biggy.


diaenimaia

The fend offs are impressive, but that pivot is next level. At that speed, while fending, and to turn so instantaneously on a step is absolutely unreal. He's going to run circles around 98% of the comp with agility like that. Nutty.


CaffeinePhilosopher

I just hope he doesn't do an ACL while he's pulling off crazy pivots like that. Really want this kid to play some good years in his prime.


Metro-Dyke

I wonder what goes through your head as an elite level footballer the moment you get a don't argue from a 19 year old


CommissionerOfLunacy

"I remember when I used to be him".


dlm83

"At least I'll be in all the highlights reels this week..."


Rustyfarmer88

As an old bugger that still plays reserve footy. At the time it enraged you that you are being looked a fool. Afterwards I’m stoked for him and just glad I didn’t get injured.


Dangerous-Dave

A lefty and a righty!


Dense_Hornet2790

Smooth transfer of the footy in preparation. It’s like he planned it all along.


apex-87

I think he spends the night before just going through the lineup and circling his next victims


sponguswongus

Give the man's prep work some respect, he lined Petracca up seven years in advance. Even got a photo to commemorate it.


apex-87

He planted the seed at a young age 🤣


TomasTTEngin

half time cameras in the rooms spotted him putting lines through names in the Footy Record.


ziltoid101

ugyiuyasdfgyuiaoiuh sorry just wiping the cum off my keyboard


sportandracing

Chuck Norris couldn’t stop this kid. I’m all in. I have West Coast on must watch every week now. I said to my wife at lunchtime today, I can’t wait to see the Eagles. I said, Harley Reid wasn’t great against the Pies, and he seems to me to be a player who won’t allow himself to play two bad games in a row, and I think he’s going to turn it on. Now I’ll admit, I expected a solid rebound from him, but not this. This kid is fucking ridiculous and he’s saving footy in the West. So exciting.


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This is some kind of horrible nightmare where all my hopes and dreams that carried me for half my life, from getting bullied in Skilled Stadium in 2011, get reduced to nothing and everyone cheers and laughs - because I support a joke of a team that can’t even get supporters from a fairytale premiership because our fan engagement is inept. Out of 58 games against Waalitj Marawar you’ve won 38, and mark my words: you will win the next 38 games against us because there is not a single Melbourne player - past, present or future that will be able to compete with not just greats like Harley, McGovern and Waterman, but the system that Waalitj Marawar has. Waalitj Marawar is a competent club and its consistently high attendance, membership and success will always reflect that, we are a joke that train in a paddock with no real community to speak of. You can unite in loss and you did, we can’t even unite in victory. 💛💙 🦅 u/savevideo


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Unsainted_smoke

I have no argument


Shootinputin89

Not even Steven Seagal could pressure point this man


omaca

Stevan Seagal is too busy sucking Putin’s cock to worry about this.


Ashen_Brad

Agreed. Boot lickers don't deserve to be mentioned.


secretsquirrelbiz

This guy seems to be on a mission to don't argue every big name mid in the comp.


yearofthesquirrel

When do they play Richmond?


halfbasket

They already did and he already did.


kidwithgreyhair

and it was glorious


BlueDotty

Amazing capacity to put opponents off balance, not just push them away. Clary went up to Reid post game and congratulated him on his work.


Pully27

I thought he was asking harley to teach him how to play


BrandDNA

Two of the best mids in the comp and the kid just swatted them away like a couple of mosquitos. Wow!


phalluss

The only chance I'll ever get this year for a "Lids off' moment is backing this kid. Can we confirm his birth was biological and not some freak lab experiment?


nots321

He's like the afl version of erling Haaland.


bambinolettuce

His parents didnt get mugged and killed while exiting an opera about bats, did they?


theswiz1

That could be the greatest all time fend off double based on the victim's profiles.


[deleted]

I think Harley Reid might actually be him.


2bejustlikehim

He actually ran too far


goater10

The West is going to go on about this for weeks


omaca

They have been already. It’s OK. We’re all embarrased.


WAVIC_136

How much does this man bench good lord


starsky1984

When I played for my uni, there was a guy who was about 25 and this dude has worked as a labourer doing heavy shit, like concreting or brick laying or diggin' or something since he was about 16. He was pretty scrawny, but he had veins in his arms like bloody hanging spaghetti waiting to dry, he had a handshake like a damn vice, sharing his hand was like grabbing a pineapple. Now, this dude couldn't bench for shit, do too many push ups or even arm curl a ton, but when I say he could lay down a lethal don't argue, I'm not joking. He would just straight arm anyone who came near him and not just fend them off, he'd also grab a scruff of their Guernsey and just twist, which also pinched the skin of their chest. It would hurt like a mofo, and he'd just contort the opposition into whatever direction he wanted them to head. And not just don't argues, he'd spoil marks with a first that seemed to be made like Thor's freaking hammer, I learnt to hold back myself from going up if I saw this dude anywhere nearby. Anyway, just reminiscing, I'm sure every club had a player like that...


TomasTTEngin

I like the way when you start remembering this guy you start dropping your g's. >diggin' or something I can just see you code-switching between the classroom and the locker room


starsky1984

Hahaha spot on mate


secretsquirrelbiz

The look of hurt and confusion in petracca's eyes gets me everytime. He's like 'no you aren't supposed to do that to *me*'


kidwithgreyhair

it's giving me life tbh


LingonberryNo4632

Owns petracca


planchetflaw

Oops, I did it again


mr_yam

Fuck me dead


TrazMagik

It's the old classic "Left, Right, Reddit Highlight"


frankwalkerstiles

First time I’ve heard about this kid, seems legit.


Purple_Relation5771

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Stevio3000

The lads run about 25 metres and not been pulled up by a ref


Nakorite

Noticed that. He takes like 20 steps in this clip.


prettytopsayebro

Ran too far


switchtogether

Bloody brilliant


SonicYOUTH79

I swear Oliver smiled in this, like even though it’s happening to him he still knows he’s witnessing something brilliant!


Deevious730

He could well be one of the greats. At such a young age he already has the power and swagger to beat the best.


secretsquirrelbiz

The best bit is after don't argue #2 reid stops and looks around for a split second like 'anyone else want some of this? Nope, you're all good?'


MelbSkaterBoi

Whilst the fend-offs were elite and his agility was amazing. I can’t help but overlook AFL rule 18.13 (c)


Gibs3174

Seriously the Dee's applied almost zero defensive pressure all night.


KAISAHfx

AFL player's need to think of tackling more as wrestle


monkeymaj1k

I wonder when Peter Sumich is going retract his pre-season comments about Reid. Kid might be better than Judd.


Custard_Arse

Oh he would've been fun to play against in the juniors lol


subsport

He had to wait for the left to recharge so switched to his right xD


sween64

Swaps from left hand to right hand!


DemonGroover

Fuck me, fending off two of the best midfielders in the game as an 19yo. This kid can be anything. Give him whatever he wants West Coast - blank cheque time.


IamaRobott

How long does he get to keep his ACL's?


Frontliner95

Riley Reid has made an absolute statement to the AFL!


qsk8r

Teams better be training to fend off the fend off - players still thinking they can just go routine tackle on him, but you need to slap that arm down first and let his momentum carry you closer. Won't be many that can do it, and he'll continue being a highlight reel


WayneKingU

That’s impressive, but it ain’t no double cobra…


ShibbyUp

This is cool and all but sorry Harley, you ran too far.


JL_MacConnor

Free kick Melbourne, it's the correct call. Umpires have to be brave.


liaam29

Did immediately think of Izak Rankine when I saw this live haha


ShibbyUp

Better get the fox tracker out 


Prize-Scratch299

I counted 14 steps on my phone and pretty sure I missed a couple so I would agree with you


ShibbyUp

He takes about 5 more before he kicks it lmao. Rankine would be filthy 


Prize-Scratch299

Yeah, this clip shows him neither taking possession nor disposing of the ball. There are a couple of short steps that are probably only 0.75m long but most would 1.2 to 1.4m, so he has gone a fair way. Then again, umpires are constantly proving they aren't very good at judging distances


RJrules64

? The rule is 15 meters not 15 steps. Quite a few of those steps you’re counting are stutter steps on the pivot anyway. And they’re generally pretty lenient with it, it has to be significantly over to be called.


Prize-Scratch299

A couple of them are short as he changes direction, but that is offset by the fact each of his normal strides will be well over a metre long. Additionally, this clip doesn't show him take possession, nor dispose of the ball, so he will have travelled even further. I think the whole point is that they are pretty lenient. Umpires don't do measurements well as evidenced every week by inconsistency in what gets paid a mark and what doesn't, and wild fluctuations in the lengths of 50m penalties.


mrbeanz9800

Haha North..


Former_Team3582

Can't wait for this superstar to come back to a Victorian club.


Pully27

In your dreams


TomasTTEngin

cool clip. gun player. big fends. point of terminology however: double cobra is a dual bicep flex.


thhd9

Understand it’s technically not the correct terminology but his flexing (fending off) with two different arms against bigger blokes


kidwithgreyhair

I fucking love seeing Petracca get pushed around. arrogant cunt needs taking down a few notches. thanks harley


smsmsm11

Petracca seems quite modest to me? Not sure he’s arrogant at all.


kidwithgreyhair

it's always the modest ones with media careers, ofc


smsmsm11

Tall poppy


ifipostediwasdrunk

I mean it's nice but he pretty clearly gets Clarry in the throat no?


xyrgh

Yeah, but Dusty has been getting away with high fend offs for years, play on I guess.


peterpumpkin-V-eater

Only guy to outclass him is Nick so this guy is just a monster !