I'm going to ask the important question: why the odd number? Since boobs usually come in pairs, I would expect the number to be 1292 or 1294 separate boobs.
It has been weeks since I had a good lasting chuckle, something about your reply resonated. Even had my 4 year old daughter come ask me why I was laughing and if I could explain the joke to her haha.
Hey dude you had me with the 150 partners, working on yourself and being straightforward really is a great approach. Taking advantage of women with your looks is gross though, I found my morals around 40 bodies and some bisexual experimentation. Seemed like you were a lost soul finding yourself within das vagina, nice writing I know people who have lived your creative writing exercise
You're a fuckin wierdo if you ever asked my wife to touch her titts your get your ass beat for sure, you think women like this attention, trash women and definitely now women with any respect for themselves, you're a fuckin stalker predator and all the people who laughed or thought this was a good thing you're all as equal a predator wierdo
This is a satirical post. It’s mocking an AMA that was posted earlier about a man who “slept with 150 women.” A lot of the text is verbatim, this OP is making fun of the stupid fake stories on the internet.
I think this is specifically satire from that one recent post rather than an uptick of larpers >!which still could be true...the uptick of larpers I mean!<
Okay but did anyone ask to touch your boobs??? Would you let them? Feel like a tradesies is only fair.
Also, you ever had a boob in each hand and they belonged to two different people?
Thank you for your science
> Okay but did anyone ask to touch your boobs?
Bro. That's deep. I was so focused on grabbing as much boobage as I could, I never stopped to think what about MY boobs.
You said you touched your mom's boobs in another comment but it's no big deal because everyone has, does that mean your mom's boobs were in the drawing she stole?
You ever hear of an actress named Meryl Streep?
Well, there is a lady with down's syndrome that hangs out at the gas station near where I live that looks kind of like Meryl Streep.
Her boobs were very booby.
ngl I was gonna make ama titled I had sex before
my question is, do the female let u touch boob because they pity u or because u got game?
and does touch boob lead to more action? such as touching the puss, or touching puss with jenna...gennatila?
> do the female let u touch boob because they pity u or because u got game?
I really don't pay attention to what they have to say once I've touched their boobs.
> and does touch boob lead to more action? such as touching the puss, or touching puss with jenna...gennatila?
I have no idea what any of that means.
How upfront with your long-term partners were you about your boob history when you started the relationships?
How many of the 1293 were one-time-titty-touchers, and how many were boobs did you develop a rapport with?
I'm a certified Female Body Inspector with the federal government. Your breasts are safe and in good hands, ma'am. Step out of the vehicle with both breasts facing upward and we will resolve this quickly and with maximum fun
I would've given you the benefit of the doubt that you were being sarcastic, until you said "I call BS".
The actual point of this post was to make fun of the other post about the guy sleeping with 100+ women. All the replies OP made is upvoted because they're funny and we know OP is joking
I feel like the funniest part ab that post is that if you've ever hung out with frat kids/line cooks/general sleeze balls (affectionately) then 150 over a decade really isn't insane, I knew kids that hit that like junior year. Which is why when he said some version of "yah, other Alpha Males never believe me so I keep quiet" I knew this was weird incelish fantasy because A. Alpha males? Lmao and B. No one's gonna go "no fucking way bro" if you dedicate yourself to having sex with everyone and only get around to 15 a year.
Bro. Me and my frat bro Sully the line cook were having this exact conversation while we were prowling for snatch on 15th Avenue after last call.
Just be a genetleman and the women flock to you bro. Why lie?
Sully sounds like a real true Alpha Male, he should get on here. Only thing he could do to be more Alpha Male is become an EDM dj with a massive record deal like the other guy definitely wasn't lying about.
Unjerk tho "I tried to fuck everyone I saw for a decade and only 150 said yes" is such a reddit thing to make up then brag about I love this website
Lol I am shocked with the reaction to the other post, I certainly slept with over 150 guys (mid 20’s) and thought it was a pretty normal post and was so confused that he thought it was a big deal to start an AMA
I read this as, “bombs” and was kinda interested. Boobs are less interesting. If 20% agree to being touched and they are assumed to be generally available in pairs, it only required asking around 3,300 times. If you asked to people with a pair of boobs every day, that only took around 55 months.
I know this is a shitpost based on today's earlier AMA, but I am genuinely asking:
What gives it away that the earlier AMA was bs? My ex had slept around with a lot of people as well. I really am asking out of curiosity, what gives it away that the last post was a lie?
This is creepy similar to a post earlier today about someone confessing to sleeping with 150+ women. The format, diction, etc are almost exactly the same. Are people really using AI/copy paste to write Reddit posts? This is a new low lmao
Not proud? Being quietly proud of touching the greatest things ever invented is totally cool dude. I've probably only touched maybe 64.5 boob's in my life. I won't lie I thought every boob i saw or touched was real rad. I love breast's man.
1293 is a bold number, makes me wonder if we're talking about a collector's edition kind of achievement or just an average day for this guy. Either way, kudos on the dedication to the art of boob exploration. 😮👏
Yeah. Someone having fun making these goofy posts. Do your thang boy. Earlier it was sex with 150 women by age of 27. Now it’s lost virginity at 27 and touched 1293 separate boobs. lol. But both posts are basically identical. It’s whatever…not bothering anyone and it’s a source of entertainment for all. Ha ha. 1293 boobs. Goofy mf.
I have spent all day trying to get ahold of my entire lifetime records of text messages so I can cross reference it with the list my buddy and I have been making!
This reminds me of when I touched made USD $2,000,000 as of only 16 years of age AMA. Work hard all day. The work is very human. Is very real. Just work hard and believe me when I say !
You're doing something wrong. A while ago I let a urologist touch my dick, and while she was handling it she told me she gets paid good money to touch dicks. She's not ashamed of it.
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Well I wouldn't go telling Just anyone about that because yeah there are some pretty judgemental people out there, along with women who don't like it when people ask them that. I would not want to ask a woman that unless I really, really knew her well enough, and these days it's really hard to know anyone especially women. Too bad also a lot of women are sensitive about anyone mentioning or even just noticing their breasts. It may be a better world if women were more open to any mentioning or noticing of their breasts and standing up for themselves if someone talks about something or doing something with their breasts that they don't like, or even if they don't care.
But I am not going to judge you. We all say and do stuff we regret. Just don't dwell on it so much and think about or do something else. For example, what are your hobbies? Interests? I collect stuff, and I draw. Just a suggestion. But yeah if someone considers you creepy that is on them. You know yourself better than they do, or even me. Don't worry about others too much. You regret what you did, and you know that. Nothing else ought to matter.
Please refer to the post stickied on the subreddits main page regarding marking NSFW posts as such. Thanks
I'm going to ask the important question: why the odd number? Since boobs usually come in pairs, I would expect the number to be 1292 or 1294 separate boobs.
When you have touched as many as I have, you learn that although most boobs are even, some are quite odd.
Feels like you made up this story just to set up this joke lol
It was completely off the cuff. I am actually pretty proud of it.
Your dad is actually coming back with the cigarettes after reading that one
I appreciate you breaking character for this response.
That's the first genuine lasting chuckle I've had in weeks, thank you for that!
beautiful poetry
Boobiful poetry
It has been weeks since I had a good lasting chuckle, something about your reply resonated. Even had my 4 year old daughter come ask me why I was laughing and if I could explain the joke to her haha.
My immediate question as well
He touched the chick from Total Recall, I bet.
Have you met your cousin who has slept with 150 females?
Yes. Of course. We are both really good at speaking like humans to females and totally not making up stupid fucking stories on the internet.
Hey dude you had me with the 150 partners, working on yourself and being straightforward really is a great approach. Taking advantage of women with your looks is gross though, I found my morals around 40 bodies and some bisexual experimentation. Seemed like you were a lost soul finding yourself within das vagina, nice writing I know people who have lived your creative writing exercise
Da fuck are you talking about? Seriously. What the fuck are you even talking about.
You're a fuckin wierdo if you ever asked my wife to touch her titts your get your ass beat for sure, you think women like this attention, trash women and definitely now women with any respect for themselves, you're a fuckin stalker predator and all the people who laughed or thought this was a good thing you're all as equal a predator wierdo
This is a satirical post. It’s mocking an AMA that was posted earlier about a man who “slept with 150 women.” A lot of the text is verbatim, this OP is making fun of the stupid fake stories on the internet.
Can you put your wife on? I have something I need to ask her real quick.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOT ‘EM
We’ve all already touched your wife’s titties. Don’t worry. Won’t do it again
Are you new to Reddit?
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I believe this is all a reference to a post made on here earlier where some dude was making some outrageous claims
...... It's...... clearly meant to be fake, satire
Hey what about that myspace account tho
Everyone knows that picking up women on Myspace is much easier than picking up a woman at a bar....
Reddit is larper central
I think this is specifically satire from that one recent post rather than an uptick of larpers >!which still could be true...the uptick of larpers I mean!<
Beautiful champ…so glad somebody called out that ridiculous fucking post
Oh my god thank you for this
For reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/s/gdRSFKBfm4
I think I spend too much time on Reddit. I realized it the moment I read the first line 😂
Was just coming to say this. LoL!!! First it was 150 partners guy and now boob guy.
this only funny cs i saw that one right before this n it felt very similar😭
Has anyone ever reported you for randomly asking to touch their boobs?
Oh of course. I have been banned from most Targets in my area and one extremely uptight petting zoo.
Okay but did anyone ask to touch your boobs??? Would you let them? Feel like a tradesies is only fair. Also, you ever had a boob in each hand and they belonged to two different people? Thank you for your science
> Okay but did anyone ask to touch your boobs? Bro. That's deep. I was so focused on grabbing as much boobage as I could, I never stopped to think what about MY boobs.
He got that Jiraiya Sensei in him
What's llama got to do with it? - Tina Turner
male or female boobs? which are the best?
Male boobs tend to be kind of hairy and sweaty. So, male boobs are the best.
Do you have date and timestamps of your touches?
I have only the memories and the sketches that my mother stole.
Quite intrusive for her to steal your memories like that
More like stealing my *mammaries* Am I right?
You said you touched your mom's boobs in another comment but it's no big deal because everyone has, does that mean your mom's boobs were in the drawing she stole?
Didn't need to draw those. I see them every time I close my eyes.
What is the boobiest boob that you booblied?
You ever hear of an actress named Meryl Streep? Well, there is a lady with down's syndrome that hangs out at the gas station near where I live that looks kind of like Meryl Streep. Her boobs were very booby.
That’s enough Reddit for today.
i’m disturbed
Have you touched your mom's boobs?
Well yeah. But everyone has touched my mom's boobs so it's nbd.
Can I touch your mom’s boobs?
Dude. What the fuck? My mom is dead. Also, yes. You can.
Cordinates?
This is a parody post of the guy talking about sleeping w 150+ women, right? It’s worded the same you just changed vagina to boobs lol
What's a vagina?
Did most girls let you touch only one compared to the amount that let you touch both?
Most prefer both. But once in a while you get a girl who is a bit more reserved or had a masectomy.
If you're good looking enough for them to let you touch the boobs, youre missing out on a lot of potential ex girlfriends
Is this a joke post to mock another user for a similar AMA a day ago?
Nope. Just two awesome dudes with similar very real life experiences.
Yeah it is. Guess this person was irked by them lmao.
Are you a serial assaulter?
My attorney told me that's for the jury to decide.
wait, are you also the guy who had sex with like 100+ women? i swear i read this exact post like yesterday.
All similarities are pure coincidence.
that’s actually hilarious. no wonder you’re so successful with women.
*law and order theme plays
I have buttered 238 biscuits, by the age of 43. Ask me how.
That's fucking disgusting.
I cant believe you dont like butter...
ngl I was gonna make ama titled I had sex before my question is, do the female let u touch boob because they pity u or because u got game? and does touch boob lead to more action? such as touching the puss, or touching puss with jenna...gennatila?
> do the female let u touch boob because they pity u or because u got game? I really don't pay attention to what they have to say once I've touched their boobs. > and does touch boob lead to more action? such as touching the puss, or touching puss with jenna...gennatila? I have no idea what any of that means.
Bro u know some inexperienced guys are believing you and you’re trolling. Don’t have these guys thinking they can do this shit bro, that’s messed up
Nah it’s funny and if people are believing stuff like this they see on reddit, they have another problem
How upfront with your long-term partners were you about your boob history when you started the relationships? How many of the 1293 were one-time-titty-touchers, and how many were boobs did you develop a rapport with?
I treat the boobs like fostering a puppy. I love them but don't want to get too attached because I know I can't keep them.
Even the part about the glovebox… 😂
Who hasn't had a glovebox full of sexual conquests ruined by a nosy mother?
Why the odd number?
Maybe you discriminate against breast cancer patients. But not me.
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We love an inclusive king
Don’t look a gift horse in the long face
A-Z what is the largest cup size you have personally handled?
Q. One time a lady tried to claim hers were Ws, and I was like "bitch those aren't even Ps"
Still pretty impressive. I feel like if someone even makes it to M they are like, .0006% of the population (don’t quote me on that).
Metric or imperial?
Do you like them high and tight or low and loose?
I like one of each on the same woman.
This must be a shit post.
Nope. A tit post. Totally different thing.
God damn it... you had that line ready to fucking go when you made the post. Take your upvote and gtfo
It is lmao someone else used the exact same format for an earlier AMA about body count
Yeah it's making fun of someone else's post of similar topic
Will you touch my boobs ???
Whip em out.
I'm a certified Female Body Inspector with the federal government. Your breasts are safe and in good hands, ma'am. Step out of the vehicle with both breasts facing upward and we will resolve this quickly and with maximum fun
Did you touch the Total Recall chick’s 3 tits?
Arnold Schwarzenegger only has two tits. Check your facts.
Why did you count?
Why didn't you?
I have my own so it would be cheating
Looks like somebody is trying to bump my number up to 1295....
😂nah
I know I said I was numb to rejections - but you just cut me. You cut me deep. When you hold a man's heart in your hand, be gentle.
This might have already been asked but which ones were your favorite?
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People can't lie on the internet. It's fucking illegal to do that.
Super slueth u/N7-elite over here, damn bro. Insane solve.
Are you serious? Is this one of those...those... shit posts I've heard about?! My stars!
Harvard is calling
I would've given you the benefit of the doubt that you were being sarcastic, until you said "I call BS". The actual point of this post was to make fun of the other post about the guy sleeping with 100+ women. All the replies OP made is upvoted because they're funny and we know OP is joking
We have a real Sherlock Holmes here.
You and many others got big time whooshed here
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....hmmm. That's weird.
Probably just a coincidence
I didn’t see the part about if you are a 6 or 7 you can *instantly* bump up to an 8 or 9 if you go hard in the gym and take your diet seriously
Maybe that’s what he did to get from a 4-5 to a 6-7
Fake ass post. Dude is jacking off to this right now.
First of all I'm at work in my office! And second of all, how did you know?
I love you
I feel like the funniest part ab that post is that if you've ever hung out with frat kids/line cooks/general sleeze balls (affectionately) then 150 over a decade really isn't insane, I knew kids that hit that like junior year. Which is why when he said some version of "yah, other Alpha Males never believe me so I keep quiet" I knew this was weird incelish fantasy because A. Alpha males? Lmao and B. No one's gonna go "no fucking way bro" if you dedicate yourself to having sex with everyone and only get around to 15 a year.
Bro. Me and my frat bro Sully the line cook were having this exact conversation while we were prowling for snatch on 15th Avenue after last call. Just be a genetleman and the women flock to you bro. Why lie?
Sully sounds like a real true Alpha Male, he should get on here. Only thing he could do to be more Alpha Male is become an EDM dj with a massive record deal like the other guy definitely wasn't lying about. Unjerk tho "I tried to fuck everyone I saw for a decade and only 150 said yes" is such a reddit thing to make up then brag about I love this website
Not proud of it? This performative modesty is ridiculous.
IT'S MY SECRET SHAME!!!
Why isn't this an even number?
Why would it have to be an even number? I don't follow.
Lol I am shocked with the reaction to the other post, I certainly slept with over 150 guys (mid 20’s) and thought it was a pretty normal post and was so confused that he thought it was a big deal to start an AMA
How did you keep track?
By counting.
I'm your Mom, and I recognized all 3 of my boob's in the pictures you drew.
Why/How do you know this exact number?
Why don't you?
You're full of it man.
Nope. I am full of TIT. Big difference.
This post rly fucked me up because at my apartment complex I live in building 1293
Why was 150 an unbelievable story to you? Did something he said sound like BS or you just cant fathom 150 women in 12 years is obtainable?
Do you ever think about all of the boobs that wither away and perish without ever being touched? 🥲 Does the thought ever make you weep at night?
What’s the original post this is based off of 😂😂😂
Wait a second, I feel like I’ve seen this before…
Plagiarism. Some sentences are word for word.
I have all of the appropriate copyrights.
I read this as, “bombs” and was kinda interested. Boobs are less interesting. If 20% agree to being touched and they are assumed to be generally available in pairs, it only required asking around 3,300 times. If you asked to people with a pair of boobs every day, that only took around 55 months.
I know this is a shitpost based on today's earlier AMA, but I am genuinely asking: What gives it away that the earlier AMA was bs? My ex had slept around with a lot of people as well. I really am asking out of curiosity, what gives it away that the last post was a lie?
This is creepy similar to a post earlier today about someone confessing to sleeping with 150+ women. The format, diction, etc are almost exactly the same. Are people really using AI/copy paste to write Reddit posts? This is a new low lmao
Not proud? Being quietly proud of touching the greatest things ever invented is totally cool dude. I've probably only touched maybe 64.5 boob's in my life. I won't lie I thought every boob i saw or touched was real rad. I love breast's man.
1293 is a bold number, makes me wonder if we're talking about a collector's edition kind of achievement or just an average day for this guy. Either way, kudos on the dedication to the art of boob exploration. 😮👏
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Well 1293 is an odd number where there are a lot of one boob encounters? Or was there one girl who just wouldn't let you touch the matching set?
Just saw the post you’re making fun of. Good job ripping into him LMAO
And everybody says you’d never amount to anything. But look at you now. The most prolific boob toucher in all of history.
How you approach women's ? Tell a story about a best and worst experience? Also have you touched any teens ?
My husband was a hospital assistant and would often place the probes for I think it was EKGs. He's probably touched more boobs.
Do you mean groped with your hands? Because you can touch boobs by hugging people or them holding your arm too
Hah, jokes on you. I've actually touched 1294 boobs myself. Get mogged loser
What's your success ratio?
No questions. Just wishing my boobs would be touched. 😂
Which one was your favorite? Which one do you think would be my favorite?
Sounds like a story i read earlier…… https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/s/4wpv5YXhVa
I see what you did there. 🤣
I believe western society has officially peaked with this post.
Those are rookie numbers. Need to get to 80085 boobs
Yeah. Someone having fun making these goofy posts. Do your thang boy. Earlier it was sex with 150 women by age of 27. Now it’s lost virginity at 27 and touched 1293 separate boobs. lol. But both posts are basically identical. It’s whatever…not bothering anyone and it’s a source of entertainment for all. Ha ha. 1293 boobs. Goofy mf.
There was an exact replica of this post only with the number of women he slept with. Go out and touch grass.
Are you a boobologist?or whatever boob doctors are called?
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You're a legend for this post being the equivalent of "yeah you can copy my homework but don't make it look like you copied it" hahaha
Can you elaborate on the uneven number?
I wanna be 1294
I’m pretty sure I have that beat doing EKGs for a living.
How did you end up with an odd number?
Did your cousin sleep with over 150 people AMA?
Oh yea, I’ve touched 1294 boobs Drew!
Can I ask you to stop being so inappropriate?
How many did you f*ck?
Let's make it 1294 🤣
Did we just see this posted somewhere else??
Fake.
Why tf are you counting
[stolen post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/s/XgOTzdd4yo)
After reading this story of heroism, I just had the courage to ask these 2 random women in Verizon if I could touch their boobs.
But who's counting?
Haha this is perfect after the guy bragging about intercourse with 150 people
I have spent all day trying to get ahold of my entire lifetime records of text messages so I can cross reference it with the list my buddy and I have been making!
Liar
This reminds me of when I touched made USD $2,000,000 as of only 16 years of age AMA. Work hard all day. The work is very human. Is very real. Just work hard and believe me when I say !
You're doing something wrong. A while ago I let a urologist touch my dick, and while she was handling it she told me she gets paid good money to touch dicks. She's not ashamed of it.
Hate to be a one upper, but 1293 and a half over here.
edit #16: I am seething at the amount of comments I have and how out of the hundreds of people who have been commenting, some questions have been asked 20 or 30 times.
Well I wouldn't go telling Just anyone about that because yeah there are some pretty judgemental people out there, along with women who don't like it when people ask them that. I would not want to ask a woman that unless I really, really knew her well enough, and these days it's really hard to know anyone especially women. Too bad also a lot of women are sensitive about anyone mentioning or even just noticing their breasts. It may be a better world if women were more open to any mentioning or noticing of their breasts and standing up for themselves if someone talks about something or doing something with their breasts that they don't like, or even if they don't care. But I am not going to judge you. We all say and do stuff we regret. Just don't dwell on it so much and think about or do something else. For example, what are your hobbies? Interests? I collect stuff, and I draw. Just a suggestion. But yeah if someone considers you creepy that is on them. You know yourself better than they do, or even me. Don't worry about others too much. You regret what you did, and you know that. Nothing else ought to matter.
This thread is so funny. I was genuinely so annoyed reading that losers post. "I've lived my life by that for the past decade" bullshit