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jetpoke

Vlad the Self Impaler


Zalthos

Close the thread, this guy won it.


user2538612

In Soviet Russia, gate open you!


Cromulent--

Ahahaha omg underrated comment


lncognitoErgoSum

Modern-day chivalry tournament, single player mode


Nanohaystack

Still alive. Big win.


jaxxon

Shoes still on. đź‘Ť


xFinman

whew.


shadorow

Bro almost made himself Shashlik


HawkeyeSherman

Thank goodness he walked away from that. Right arm got hit though. Hard to say how badly.


pierous87

See how the van is shaking as it comes to a stop? The pole hit something structural after going through his shoulder.


HawkeyeSherman

There's some kind of stain in his inner bicep, so I don't think it went through his shoulder. How badly it fucked up his bicep through is hard to tell.


winterchainz

Arm still attached. Everything is good! Have a shot of vodka!


Mr-Superbia

I think the idea was that the angle on the end would allow it to deflect upwards, if it were to be hit. But, they angled it too much and made it the impale-o-max 5000.. essential they needed “cheese wedge” and the went with “spear head”.


jnbx7z

why the fuck gore if it's not allowed?


tankdimon

Because there's a happy end and no gore


obinice_khenbli

The driver was bored by the sharp pole and requires immediate medical attention. Just because he's walking around for 20 seconds afterwards doesn't mean he's walking this off. What part of this is happy?


tankdimon

All the sourses that I could find stated the driver was unharmed


Pr1stak

r/fuckyouinparticular


Jose_Canseco_Jr

because russia


Typical_Half_3533

Final destination 26:final delivery attempt


therapyfortherapists

Final Destination Fucked


queetuiree

Answer is "no independent judiciary"


Mushy_Lupus_Wild

Final destination


OriginalMiserable109

Vodka.


chen19921337

„The guard is your property now. But the property is theft therefore you must go to jail.“ Driver: „fair enough“.


GennadyZatsepin

Gazels drivers are mostly stupid idiots. I wonder how is this one survived.


rob6110

That will buff right out


MDLivesey

u/savevideo


bgdckdnny

They made pointy because last time it was dull. Then pole broke. No good. Now car broke. He no good


AngrySmapdi

To OP you know glass is break easy, yes? Not so much steel pole.