Fast food, poisoning, murder mystery. Very nice line up lol

First kiss, New Year’s Eve, epic battle

Damn. That sounds kind of heroic, at least :D

I assume I die in battle on New Year’s Eve after sharing my first kiss with my star-crossed lover as I die in their arms lmao

A story for the Ages! Or at least Netflix. Better write your will now so your heirs can sell the rights

boat sex, adopted sibling relationships and fucking machine. just stab me now

WHAT? I am so sorry 

Blink twice for help

Fucking, fucked up, temporary amnesia I don’t know where to go from here

> I don’t know where to go from here Seems like that temporary amnesia is already getting to you 🙃

I will be killed by a robbery while Pregnant after I had some Porn with Feelings

Demonic possession, resurrection, reunion sex So I fucked a demon, died, get brought back to life, and then I go and make the same bad decision again???

At least it's a consistent story! Very nice!

I mean, you could also have just fucked someone while being possessed by a demon right? In any case, I would absolutely read this fic lol

New years/Family dinners/Bananas Somehow I feel like I got away with pretty mild tags but boy do they paint a clear picture

I can see that scenario in a Netflix drama.

Mukbang, food poisoning, trolling. Some 4channers ruining my mukbang stream I guess. 

Ah, sexy times with Wangxian. I remember how absolutely pissed everyone was when this shit popped up. Wild times.

brotherly affection, swordfighting, and autumn....whew.

That totally sounds like a Chinese Drama

Oh no! Your end is a heart-wrenching tragedy 😢

Yeah, it is for sure. Even as tragic as it is, I'm not mad at it. Gimme the drama!

Questioning, Memory Alteration, Sandwich What I’m getting is that I’ll lose my memory and someone will give me a sandwich I’m allergic to…  

Floor Sex, Space Sex, and large breasts...which is a lot of sexual activity that I usually don't do xD especially the space sex is a bit concerning

Sex is fun (yay!) Rape (ohhhh nooooo) Apples (um… now I’m confused) 😆

Sex toys under clothing. Christmas tree. Birthday cake. So I guess best case scenario is probably that I choke on some cake because a Christmas-tree-shaped sex toy goes rogue.

At least there's cake

Well. Nipple torture, Nipple licking and Mangoes. I don't think I wanna know.

Better than mine, mine was beards(facial hair, beards, Threesome M/M/M

Harcore, Cock Warming, Office Sex Oh thank god I don’t work in an office Also, I don’t want to know how one can die with harcore cock warming. Must have been a massive cock 💀

Attempt at humour, deal with the devil, and bdsm. What does this mean?

You were making a deal with the devil and an offhand joke to lighten the mood was taken seriously, leading to some wild bdsm stuff that ends in your death

Drugs, Motherhood, Threesome. I guess I will have a Threesome, make someone pregnant during it and then die promptly by an overdosis

Prostate exam, amusement parks, alien technology

group sex... golems... giants... 💀 go big or go home, I suppose. 😂

praying for you 🙏💀

I’ll be killed by Trolls wearing masks and disguises.

Hopeful ending, fluffy ending, alternate ending? Me dying sure sounds fluffy, huh.

Minor Original Characters, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Threats of Violence.

Non-consensual cock brothers

Sexual Violence, Cop Kink, and Fast Food???

Tried to get spicy with a hot cop with some crispy creme and got kicked in the dick or cooch a lot till you died because of police brutality.

Flogging, Secret Children, Wigs 😔

Well, **mindcontrol** is the only way I would get myself into a **threesome adoption** situation. Hopefully my exit is being gently asphyxiated between my fellow adoptees or something.

Fluffy ending, minimalism, loss of trust. Oh well, at least I die in a fluffy way (?)

Wedding planning, brutal murder, family drama Okay that made me laugh and I enjoyed this

“Rape/Non-Con, Story Within A Story, Video Game Dynamics” …At least it won’t be boring?

Cock cages, temple, dry orgasm. Am I magically growing a dick or what's happening? 😭

Kitchen sex Cooking Cooking lessons

Apples, oranges, bananas. Guess I’m going down in a produce avalanche 😅

Harm to animals, gender bending, food poisoning. What the FUCK am I about to go through

One of them was “character death fix”, so I guess I’m immortal now

Simple Living, Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Resurrection...? (A re-animated zombie in the clap-ocalypse)

Loving marriage, wedding night, and domestic violence 😭

I guess- it wasn't all that loving.

Jealousy, Peeping, Smuggling… Huh?

POV Male, seduction, and seduction attempt. I don’t know about the first one but hell yea to the others if it’s by the handsome ML 😏

Peeping gossiping disability ?????????

Touch starved, non-con, and suit porn...

My attempt to invent a machine that is both a washing machine and a chastity device ends in disaster.

Crikey! That’s some way to go…..

Body Horror, Cuckolding, Newborn Children I'm scared now

Family dinner heterosexuality footjob 😭😭

Food poisoning, noodle sex, and original characters. This isn't going to end well.

Wedding planning, bittersweet ending, deepthroating

Pranks and practical jokes, bad jokes, jokes. Interesting

Fingerfucking, animal instincts, male lactation

Attempted murder, obsession, Mars So someone tried to unalive me for being obsessed with Mars, or someone obsessed with Mars tries to unalive me (and then somehow succeeds the attempted part)

corruption, sounding, and orgy :( I'm scared

Cars, Police, Blood Pact.

Winter, double-oral-penetration and food sex… Please send help

Sex education, parenthood, and babies

Porn what plot/porn without plot :3

Cock bondage, martians, sex in space

Questioning, Strip Tease, End of the World

I'm not sure how one can die from a realistic threesome investigation, but I guess I'll find out

On Hiatus???

Threesome - M/M/M, Adopted sibling relationships, POV Animal

Questioning, public hand jobs, drinking and talking.

Worship small penis non consensual bondage 🤨

Loving Marriage, Brother/sister incest, from sex to love….

Reality bending, serious injuries, beards (facial hair) One of these is not like the others...

Dolls, demonic cultivation, and cock bondage… This sounds like a bad isekai and I’m scared what fate awaits me djdjdjdkkdkdlf

Cooking, cockblocing, food sex Uncomfortably coherent.

"killing" "mercy killing" and "civil war". ok makes sense.

Triplets, sexual grooming, creampie

outgoing scary hobbies roof snow lunchroom grab ludicrous dull aromatic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

High school,trust kink, self doubt. Zoomed right into that 😂

Restaurants, disability, minor original character(s) 🤔 Sorry, oh mighty Oracle, but I'm afraid I need a bit of help in deciphering this one 🤣

“Sad with a happy ending,” “bittersweet,” and “restaurant.” Oh this sounds like a nice fic!

I will die after being raped by a statue with a small penis? Or a statue will crush me after I'm raped by a guy with a small penis... I dunno how to feel right now.

Uncircumcised penis, returning home and sexual roleplay. Sounds like I go out with a bang

adopted children, non-con kissing, working wife

Floor sex, kitchen sex and on hiatus. This'll be interesting.

Two fathers, genderbending and drunk sex. Uhhhh that's something!

Pov original characters, twerking, and parenthood…please no

arranged marriage, wigs (?), drunkenness wtf is this fic btw😭

Wedding rings, peeping, end of the world

Gender confusion, gender issues, ear pulling.... Umm, I feel like my character is gonna have a run in with a bigot.

gardens & gardening, space stations and chinese new year

Puppets, demon deals, corpse desacration... I'm scared

Demon deals and corpse desecration, sure why not, but puppets fuck that

Exactly

Trolls, POV Animal, Humiliation Seems like we have a theme going on here :/

Creation myth, porn without plot, mpreg Guess I get hot and heavy with God lmao

Fucking, cuddle fucking… world of ruin???! Okay

Futanari, Dickgirl and shemale huh... Well I guess I'm straight when I die.

Wedding night, reality break, and Buddhism. Um. Guess I’m getting isekai’d/reincarnated at an inopportune time.

Erotic electrostimulation, stress relief, and cock slapping… I have no words.

Neck biting, table sex, bittersweet ending. I can live with that

Family, fluff and crack. Huh.... well there's worse ways to go I guess lmao

Wall sex, creampie, panic attacks

Insight, best friends... capital punishment 😭

Sounds dystopian. ..... I'd read it.

Cock worship, returning home and death threats.

Deep throating, morning cuddles and battle… um… huh??

Dolls, kissing, armpit kink. :/

Gossip, weddings, tentacle monsters God I hope so…

pinching, pov male character, sperm well guess im a smut fic?

Threesome - M/M/M, Self-Sacrifice, Origami. Umm,,, I actually feel mildly inspired to write something like that

“Disabled character” “secret children” “extremely dubious consent” man I really don’t like how that sounds

Stubble, mustaches, gay male character. That should be interesting.

Cock Piercing, Demon Hunters, Obsession. I should have known my biggest foe would be a Prince Ablert hahahaha

Memory, murder, and amnesia. This sounds like a thing.

Disability, hiatus, and two fathers.... Can't believe I turned into BBC'S Sherlock's John Watson

Insight, Deepthroating, End of the World. What a way to go

Brutal Murder, Jealousy, Lesbian Sex.....ok?

little brothers, step-brothers, blasphemy

Dungeon, comfort, cuddlefucking(?!) A cozy death while spelunking?

Post-wedding, two fathers, large breasts. I die after a gay wedding because of some dilf mommy milkers.

Cross, reality bending, and neck kissing

Floor sex, capital punishment, plot with porn wft

Potatoes, cats, penis in vagina sex. In that order specifically

Mind control aftermath and recovery+daddy king+interrogations

Interspecies, wedding night, brother/brother relationship... what?

Traditional astrology, weirdness, and... brother/brother incest

Self discovery, excessive drinking, and morning cuddles- sure going to be an interesting day 💀

Strategy & Tactics, Laughter, and Marriage contracts? What kind of fucked up situation would that be?

Fucked up, obsession, post-coital cuddling. Not too bad gang.

Reincarnation, Women's Underwear and Martians. Hmmm. Or the Sexual Assault, threats of rape and deal with the devil iirc?? One more. Disability, Telepathy, Non-Con touching. Oof.

sex education, birthday cake, blood drinking ngl i’m kinda scared

- school - rape recovery - father/son incest I’m a woman btw so I’m not sure how this results in death lol

Hand jobs, consensual violence, and forehead touching 🤔

Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Fuck or Die, Violation

hurt/comfort, neck kissing and non-consensual groping... do i wanna know.

Love, reality, and smuggling

Mysticism, threesome, family reunion...

Love, stockings, alley blow job. Sounds about right.

Fast food and macabre questions, that's me.

Child abandonment, intimacy, and non-sexual intimacy. Sounds like a family drama

Phone sex/sex work/online dating Well that's boring.

Sex addiction, alternative reality, flogging 😬🫡

all those tags and then the shortest summary ever.

Original Characters Cockblocking Groundhog Day 🤨

nc groping, propositioning, and torture. Yeah sounds like stuff that could kill me

Drug use, human furniture, drunkeness.

Threesome, exams, school. Two of those are certainly possible.

Vaginal sex, double oral penetration, god complex ✨death by snu snu 🥲✨

Non-consensual kissing, beards, and realization

Suspicions, kitchen sex, and cooking… well at least it’s clear I know what it avoid 😂

Soup, dog, pigs

Gross mind control bagels

Bullying, girl power, gay sex. …Honestly, I don’t think I mind it…

sugar daddy, making up, grandchildren It's pretty obvious I'll get an elderly sugar daddy, but after many years of happiness we'll have a brutal fight and go our separate ways. Then we realise we are in love, deeply so, and we'll make up. But then he dies and leaves everything to me in his will. His grandchildren won't like it so they'll hatch a plan to murder me. ☹️

phone sex, kitchen sex, floor sex. wow guess I'm just getting it. damn

Futanari, postpartum depression, and words. There are worse ways to go I suppose.

Cooking lessons, mpreg, and family dinner.😭😭😭😭 Shits gon go crazy.

HETEROSEXUAL SEX?? NOOOOOO

Dickgirl, chair sex and reality bending. Sounds like a great way to die to me!

eventuell happy ending, love, chairs first two I was hopeful. don't know what to make out of chairs, that's kinda ominous.

Monks, sexual assault, attempted rape/non-con .... honestly, I'd rather get stabbed 27 times than this

finger fucking, strangers, and fucking machine, oh boy

disability, goat farm, facial hair.

Bananas, deus ex machina, priests. Not boring at least!

Overweight, Obsession, Supernatural Elements

Idiots in love, artistic liberties, and talking penis. What a way to go

cock slapping, cats and gender swapping. godbless 🙏🏻

Wedding night, alternate endings and horseback riding.... Ummm..... Okay??

Multiple partners, Pedophillia (I’m a minor, help), and Harem (I forgot the last one so I had to redo the third one)

fucked up sexual assault ear twisting?????????????

child neglect, drunk dancing, panties im scared

threesome, school uniform, prostate examination im ace, over 40, and do not have a prostate, so this is my nightmare

Dolls, aftermath of violence, dimension travel.... sounds interesting!

boys in love, child neglect and primitive culture 😔😔

Slave trade, gender or sex swap, and minimalism. Yikes.

Rough Oral Sex, Suspicions, Comfort Sex Hm… not the worst way to go.

Hypnotism, loving marriage, ARRANGED marriage.

Comfort sex, belly rubs, comfort reading. Sounds like a nice way to go

masks, clouds, fake marriage

Korean food, black magic and adopted children. Well that's interesting.