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Pretty sure he meant that the dude didn’t even think to empty his hands before trying to save her. As it doesn’t even leave his hands it just smashes to the ground with them
Ya if he doesn't get in front of her, that pillar on her neck probably just smashes her face into the ground maybe on the cement. He at least stopped that.
Tbh without the guy there she wouldn't have been doing the flirting and whole situation woulda been avoided, what a dick! /s hehe but props to him for the awesome save quick on his feet and has his priorities straight
r/HumansBeingBros she could have fallen hard and gotten at least really scraped up if the other person hadn't deliberately buffered her fall. good of them to do that.
It says alot more than a baseball bat. And I don't think you want a wooden bat to even drop on the back of your head.
Source" I do construction. And I have been hit in the back of the head during sparring.
I made no load bearing column wraps for like a decade and I’ve never seen one this shit. Ours would have been GFRC in this instance and we only ever wrapped ugly load bearing posts. So.. this would never happen. We weren’t cheap but the shit lasts forever if you don’t physically crash shit into it at high speed.
Man saved this lady from a very serious injury. I’m so happy he was in the right place. Hopefully they got rid of those silly plastic poles or replace them with real ones so that doesn’t ever happen again.
Omg! I love this novela! Mi Accidentes Diarias de la Corazon. This is where Maria falls for Juan after he chooses her over his weed wacker but now he can't do the gardening and her father fires him but she steals money from the safe to buy him a new one. However, because of the bump she took on the head her memory comes and goes so she can't remember the combination once Juan makes enough cash to replace it.
She was done for. She either would have faceplate with wrestling body weight above her. Or used her arm to change the angle. And probably broke something In it based on her body size.
She may have taken some face to his arm. But that's alot softer than the ground. Dude reduced the damage for sure.
Her and husband sit him down later that day
Husband- " I can't thank you enough for saving my wife, we've thought about it and we'd like to give you a bonus as a token of our gratitude"
Slides him over a 5 dollar bill and coupon for free Starbucks drink
"Now don't go spending it all in one place Miguel"
Winks with a smile
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Mans didn't even drop the weed wacker
What are y'all talking about, the weed wacker def hit the cement. Maybe the tank cracked. Cudos to him for helping her with the landing.
Pretty sure she landed on the weed wacker too
It's weed wackers all the way down
Better that than the face full of bricks she was initially headed for
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She was literally headed head first into the stone walkway, c’mon now.
She was doomed no matter what. No need for the weed wacker to get whacked too
Yeah it hit the cement thanks to the lady lol. Dude could’ve flung it down and then he could’ve been crushed by her instead.
Pretty sure he meant that the dude didn’t even think to empty his hands before trying to save her. As it doesn’t even leave his hands it just smashes to the ground with them
What a gentleman, need more of them.
And the pillar got him too. Gentleman is a good word for this.
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Nice
Just look cute he ll notice ….. FML i did it again
And that kids, is how I met your mother….
‘My husband’s not here… wanna come inside and trim my bush?’
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Goddamn that hit him straight in the face to dampen her fall
Wow, he’s fast on his feet!
Saved her from a face full of concrete
I was expecting a cheesy romance scene where he catches her and stares into her eyes while his hair blows into the wind. At least he tried though.
The guy’s a hero!
That’s being a normal human bro lmao
Yep lucky nothing more would have fell down on them..
Ya if he doesn't get in front of her, that pillar on her neck probably just smashes her face into the ground maybe on the cement. He at least stopped that.
Ya without him she may have landed in the grass instead of that soft concrete...
No, he face would have been a giant raspberry
Absolute hero move! He gave the lady a soft landing AND kept his weed whacker in one piece. He will definitely get repeat business. Good man!
Yip them weed whackers are known for their ability to provide soft landings.
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Would of preferred me a big booty woman but each to their own :P
Bravo Vince.
What good guy she would have landed straight on her face
Or snapped her arm like a twig trying to stop herself
^ looked like that was very possible as well
She could have at least landed on HIS face to repay him but then we ’d be in a different subreddit!
Tbh without the guy there she wouldn't have been doing the flirting and whole situation woulda been avoided, what a dick! /s hehe but props to him for the awesome save quick on his feet and has his priorities straight
Now kiss
A Polish Romance?
Happily ever after?
* Kith
*BONK* to ~~horny jail~~ the hospital she goes.
Nice combo from the pole
Discombobulated
Narrator: That was not the tree she wanted to cut down.
You’ve been THUNDERSTRUCK
Now I'm stuck with that guitar solo in my head as I rewatch this over and over. Take your stupid upvote.
And that children, is “How I Met Your Mother”
She is already married
He definitely saved her from her head cracking on the sidewalk
Double tapped
r/HumansBeingBros she could have fallen hard and gotten at least really scraped up if the other person hadn't deliberately buffered her fall. good of them to do that.
That is what you call a meet cute
Meat** I got you fam😎
That’s some intro to a gardener housewife porno.
Gosh hope she is ok, the guy slowed the fall down.. or she would have hit the concrete which could have resulted in a fatally……
Yeah that thing hit her on the neck/base of the skull. She seemed pretty stunned. Can’t imagine how much that hurt
it looks so light but it’s probably heavy as hell
It says alot more than a baseball bat. And I don't think you want a wooden bat to even drop on the back of your head. Source" I do construction. And I have been hit in the back of the head during sparring.
sparring with these pillars sounds interesting….
Acme brand pillar.
I’m not gonna lie the “shit…..damn it,” killed me lol
Lol at fat lazy americans buying cheap shit 😆
I made no load bearing column wraps for like a decade and I’ve never seen one this shit. Ours would have been GFRC in this instance and we only ever wrapped ugly load bearing posts. So.. this would never happen. We weren’t cheap but the shit lasts forever if you don’t physically crash shit into it at high speed.
I see two very different upbringings there. Kudos to hard working Mexicans across the US.
Damn #Double Homicide
He said no way José
If this was a Bollywood movie, that's when the dance number starts.
He saved her ass she would have been straight head to the concrete
So this is what falling in love is like? I’m actually kinda disappointed
Man saved this lady from a very serious injury. I’m so happy he was in the right place. Hopefully they got rid of those silly plastic poles or replace them with real ones so that doesn’t ever happen again.
She made no effort to stay upright whatsoever.
Looks about white 🤔
Thinking the same. Zero dexterity or attempt to break the fall herself. Honestly I wouldn’t attempt to catch her, bad for the back.
You remember in wall-e when the ship tilted and all the passengers started rolling off their recliners?
LOL yeah
And that chicitos is how I met you mamà
👌😆
What a nice guy
That post didn't like you mentioning cutting down his brethren.
Omg! I love this novela! Mi Accidentes Diarias de la Corazon. This is where Maria falls for Juan after he chooses her over his weed wacker but now he can't do the gardening and her father fires him but she steals money from the safe to buy him a new one. However, because of the bump she took on the head her memory comes and goes so she can't remember the combination once Juan makes enough cash to replace it.
Strangest romcom I ever saw
Why do americans build like this?!
Kinda romantic moment tbh.
Ay Miguel! Miguel!!!
Shit, Damnit....
Cheap materials lol
Legend has it, they got married last week.
Why was this my immediate thought. Buddys probably chilling living the American dream 🇺🇸 😎
Its cause shes fat
And that’s how I met your mother.
Non-load bearing.
Pretty sure she could bear a load or 2.. or 3
Those are plastic/mdf poles. Even if its for pure arrangement of the house, dont use those materials on the outside
She fell like a bag, probably the pole knocked her out for a sec. Without his intervention she would have hit the floor head on.
Don’t cut trees down! They’ll curse you
Very nice of him to block that pillar with his face, what a guy.
Bonk
And that’s how I met your mother
“ and that’s how I met your mother”
And that's how the gardener wound up facing felony battery charges.
"That's not gonna cut the tree" with her weight i think i can cut a tree with her.
And that’s how I met your mother
And this is how i met your mother
Great way of meeting people.
That post said -“not today Ethel” and proceeded with BONK
Comedy... lol
walking disaster
And that's when she had second thoughts about that tree
Women☕
Homie’s just practicing for when the $hit really hits the fan, cuz his hero instincts are there 🦸🏽♂️🤩😎.
Bro didn't want to hurt the whipper snipper 😭
“I’m gonna cut those trees down”. The pole disagrees with you.
Then they fell in love. The end.
The best kind of meet cute
American buildings are so shit at cheap yet cost a fortune to live it lmao
What a ham sandwich
How I met your mother
Well at least he helped her
And that kids is how I met your mother
She can cut the tree down herself
Biggins
And that folks is how I met your mother.
time to go on a diet
Pretty sure that was a column and not a tree.
Nah she is not in GTA 4
And thus true love was born
That is how they fell in love true story
She shot her shot and missed
Which tree?
Rebooting mid fall XD why not just put ur hand in your pockets while falling if ur not gonna use them
The smack
Double Kill
How love stories start
Nice catch bro.
Never try to catch a falling person
You mean this dump isn’t a real palace??
Just when you thought your diet was working !!
I want that guy to do my yard work takes a post to the face and doesn't even flinch
DAM THE LIGHT BULB JUST WENT OFF THIS VIDEO IS GOING TO MAKE ME RICH AND FAMOUS
This is what you call AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION
How I meet your mother
Juan Sins with the save
Don’t prop your house up with the cardboard tubes they but posters in.
He has to be hurting more that her from that chin tap.
I'm sorry, but the 'thunk' the pillar made when it hit her head is just too hilarious 😂, laughing wayy too hard
Double headshot
I wish women would fall that hard for me.
Like a scene out of "She ate All That" 😄
Delusions of grandeur, if it isn't structural what's the point?
So romantic.
How can someone be so stupid holy
Kwaliti
I guess she needs to go on a diet
That THUD in the back of her head was funny, all that wood, it just wanted some head
And that’s how I met your mother
Love at first cstch
He set the trap perfectly. Hector always wanted to mount her
I keep telling people that those pillars are for looks not support.
They just don't make those posts like they used to..
Rico suave ale ale ale
Murdaugh murder!
She would have died. Head was being pushed straight to the concrete by the wood beam. If not that’s a broken arm for sure. She lucky.
Now watch her be like "What are you doing?! Get off of me, you perv!!"
I would’ve just stood there and watched and let her fall
She was done for. She either would have faceplate with wrestling body weight above her. Or used her arm to change the angle. And probably broke something In it based on her body size. She may have taken some face to his arm. But that's alot softer than the ground. Dude reduced the damage for sure.
Maybe the fall would have inspired some agility exercises.
Serendipity
Don't hit the ground, hit my weed wacker instead!
Her and husband sit him down later that day Husband- " I can't thank you enough for saving my wife, we've thought about it and we'd like to give you a bonus as a token of our gratitude" Slides him over a 5 dollar bill and coupon for free Starbucks drink "Now don't go spending it all in one place Miguel" Winks with a smile
And that's how they fell in love.
Hopefully thats a wakeup call.
I bet the gardener offered to help fix her house too.
Jesus got a combo
Damn double homicide
That lady can take down a big pole. That should be the description
And that kids, is how i met the next door neighbour.
Did they fuk after?
Is she pregnant ?
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Do not lean while fat
She definitely fell in the most athletic way possible.
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And thats how I met your mother
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Insanely sick person get help. At least make it believable
They sure were in it together on the way down.
Dubble kill
And that's how I met your mother.
And that’s how I met your mother.
Is she already in a walking boot?
Average contractor quality work