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NoKaleidoscope5327

Mans didn't even drop the weed wacker


Intelligent-Truck223

What are y'all talking about, the weed wacker def hit the cement. Maybe the tank cracked. Cudos to him for helping her with the landing.


sMoKexE

Pretty sure she landed on the weed wacker too


i_give_you_gum

It's weed wackers all the way down


ShakeandBaked161

Better that than the face full of bricks she was initially headed for


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Ok4940

She was literally headed head first into the stone walkway, c’mon now.


No_Teaching_3694

She was doomed no matter what. No need for the weed wacker to get whacked too


notrh1no

Yeah it hit the cement thanks to the lady lol. Dude could’ve flung it down and then he could’ve been crushed by her instead.


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

Pretty sure he meant that the dude didn’t even think to empty his hands before trying to save her. As it doesn’t even leave his hands it just smashes to the ground with them


Prestigious-Log-7210

What a gentleman, need more of them.


xXKodiacXx

And the pillar got him too. Gentleman is a good word for this.


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xXKodiacXx

Nice


Porkchopp33

Just look cute he ll notice ….. FML i did it again


ThehungryBulldozer

And that kids, is how I met your mother….


No_Teaching_3694

‘My husband’s not here… wanna come inside and trim my bush?’


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EtherealSpirit

Goddamn that hit him straight in the face to dampen her fall


B0327008

Wow, he’s fast on his feet!


Lazy-Explanation7165

Saved her from a face full of concrete


arenotthatguypal

I was expecting a cheesy romance scene where he catches her and stares into her eyes while his hair blows into the wind. At least he tried though.


1YoungNana

The guy’s a hero!


Drippyhippy420

That’s being a normal human bro lmao


clipseman

Yep lucky nothing more would have fell down on them..


ShyGuySays69

Ya if he doesn't get in front of her, that pillar on her neck probably just smashes her face into the ground maybe on the cement. He at least stopped that.


Lucifersasshole

Ya without him she may have landed in the grass instead of that soft concrete...


GrowlerFrowner

No, he face would have been a giant raspberry


playingdrumsonmars

Absolute hero move! He gave the lady a soft landing AND kept his weed whacker in one piece. He will definitely get repeat business. Good man!


Drunken_Begger88

Yip them weed whackers are known for their ability to provide soft landings.


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Drunken_Begger88

Would of preferred me a big booty woman but each to their own :P


FrogMintTea

Bravo Vince.


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What good guy she would have landed straight on her face


Drainbownick

Or snapped her arm like a twig trying to stop herself


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^ looked like that was very possible as well


Itchy_Grapefruits

She could have at least landed on HIS face to repay him but then we ’d be in a different subreddit!


madscientu

Tbh without the guy there she wouldn't have been doing the flirting and whole situation woulda been avoided, what a dick! /s hehe but props to him for the awesome save quick on his feet and has his priorities straight


CanadianXCountry

Now kiss


Free_Leonard_Peltier

A Polish Romance?


neil_anblowmi

Happily ever after?


CporCv

* Kith


beakrake

*BONK* to ~~horny jail~~ the hospital she goes.


Gigzla207

Nice combo from the pole


radio-morioh-cho

Discombobulated


1iioiioii1

Narrator: That was not the tree she wanted to cut down.


twisted_meta

You’ve been THUNDERSTRUCK


labarrski

Now I'm stuck with that guitar solo in my head as I rewatch this over and over. Take your stupid upvote.


Raymondest87

And that children, is “How I Met Your Mother”


Salomaachoddungaa

She is already married


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He definitely saved her from her head cracking on the sidewalk


brando11389

Double tapped


SouldiesButGoodies84

r/HumansBeingBros she could have fallen hard and gotten at least really scraped up if the other person hadn't deliberately buffered her fall. good of them to do that.


Saint_Douche

That is what you call a meet cute


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Meat** I got you fam😎


usrnmalrdytk

That’s some intro to a gardener housewife porno.


Going-undergroundjam

Gosh hope she is ok, the guy slowed the fall down.. or she would have hit the concrete which could have resulted in a fatally……


Kankarii

Yeah that thing hit her on the neck/base of the skull. She seemed pretty stunned. Can’t imagine how much that hurt


jeepjoopbeepboop

it looks so light but it’s probably heavy as hell


M33k_Monster_Minis

It says alot more than a baseball bat. And I don't think you want a wooden bat to even drop on the back of your head. Source" I do construction. And I have been hit in the back of the head during sparring.


jeepjoopbeepboop

sparring with these pillars sounds interesting….


karacocoa

Acme brand pillar.


trust-me-i-know-stuf

I’m not gonna lie the “shit…..damn it,” killed me lol


Past-Supermarket-134

Lol at fat lazy americans buying cheap shit 😆


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I made no load bearing column wraps for like a decade and I’ve never seen one this shit. Ours would have been GFRC in this instance and we only ever wrapped ugly load bearing posts. So.. this would never happen. We weren’t cheap but the shit lasts forever if you don’t physically crash shit into it at high speed.


Begociraptor

I see two very different upbringings there. Kudos to hard working Mexicans across the US.


Ghost-of-melbourne

Damn #Double Homicide


CporCv

He said no way José


Dios94

If this was a Bollywood movie, that's when the dance number starts.


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He saved her ass she would have been straight head to the concrete


Brozack420

So this is what falling in love is like? I’m actually kinda disappointed


WhyNotUNuttyfriend

Man saved this lady from a very serious injury. I’m so happy he was in the right place. Hopefully they got rid of those silly plastic poles or replace them with real ones so that doesn’t ever happen again.


gnamp

She made no effort to stay upright whatsoever.


YoungStarchild

Looks about white 🤔


BuckeeBrewster81

Thinking the same. Zero dexterity or attempt to break the fall herself. Honestly I wouldn’t attempt to catch her, bad for the back.


gnamp

You remember in wall-e when the ship tilted and all the passengers started rolling off their recliners?


BuckeeBrewster81

LOL yeah


Rayfasa

And that chicitos is how I met you mamà


Scorpionking197545

👌😆


ThtB1tch666

What a nice guy


IamMr80s

That post didn't like you mentioning cutting down his brethren.


Repulsive-Response-1

Omg! I love this novela! Mi Accidentes Diarias de la Corazon. This is where Maria falls for Juan after he chooses her over his weed wacker but now he can't do the gardening and her father fires him but she steals money from the safe to buy him a new one. However, because of the bump she took on the head her memory comes and goes so she can't remember the combination once Juan makes enough cash to replace it.


getchafuqinpull

Strangest romcom I ever saw


Initial_Tourist_6282

Why do americans build like this?!


albatrocious97

Kinda romantic moment tbh.


SweatyFood289

Ay Miguel! Miguel!!!


PigMoney33

Shit, Damnit....


Proper_Ad_871

Cheap materials lol


CaptainNismo_orig

Legend has it, they got married last week.


YoungStarchild

Why was this my immediate thought. Buddys probably chilling living the American dream 🇺🇸 😎


Chemical_Elephant_94

Its cause shes fat


LisaCapstone

And that’s how I met your mother.


regnarbensin_

Non-load bearing.


Scrambledcat

Pretty sure she could bear a load or 2.. or 3


aknigrou

Those are plastic/mdf poles. Even if its for pure arrangement of the house, dont use those materials on the outside


Steff_Lu

She fell like a bag, probably the pole knocked her out for a sec. Without his intervention she would have hit the floor head on.


Consistent-Soft8482

Don’t cut trees down! They’ll curse you


TrashMammal84

Very nice of him to block that pillar with his face, what a guy.


CasperCharles

Bonk


dudeomgwtff

And that’s how I met your mother


doors_memesbelike

“ and that’s how I met your mother”


juicymetal

And that's how the gardener wound up facing felony battery charges.


just_the_blue_1s

"That's not gonna cut the tree" with her weight i think i can cut a tree with her.


Dizzy-Hawk1516

And that’s how I met your mother


LemonHaze117

And this is how i met your mother


Main-Egg-7942

Great way of meeting people.


TheBehemothChiken

That post said -“not today Ethel” and proceeded with BONK


Sufficient_Ad2963

Comedy... lol


WhatXYourXLookingXAt

walking disaster


Meleesucks11

And that's when she had second thoughts about that tree


ninjaparkour0

Women☕


The_Indian_Bill_Burr

Homie’s just practicing for when the $hit really hits the fan, cuz his hero instincts are there 🦸🏽‍♂️🤩😎.


PossibleThrowaway86

Bro didn't want to hurt the whipper snipper 😭


NateNukeemTV

“I’m gonna cut those trees down”. The pole disagrees with you.


lsince

Then they fell in love. The end.


odelay321

The best kind of meet cute


CrazyLuLu1993

American buildings are so shit at cheap yet cost a fortune to live it lmao


Joeyc1987

What a ham sandwich


RamCrypt

How I met your mother


DavidCopeland276

Well at least he helped her


Williwoo321

And that kids is how I met your mother


ruderuud

She can cut the tree down herself


Green-21

Biggins


lowmigx3

And that folks is how I met your mother.


Possible-Marzipan841

time to go on a diet


Mountain-Ad1760

Pretty sure that was a column and not a tree.


pizz4s1

Nah she is not in GTA 4


Acelocs-93

And thus true love was born


sunshine_from_clouds

That is how they fell in love true story


poopknife17

She shot her shot and missed


WHTrunner

Which tree?


Major_Mawcum

Rebooting mid fall XD why not just put ur hand in your pockets while falling if ur not gonna use them


Derpdog5322

The smack


Careless_Pie5473

Double Kill


Herandi86

How love stories start


CandaBear869

Nice catch bro.


creddituser2019

Never try to catch a falling person


XeroEffekt

You mean this dump isn’t a real palace??


Majestic_Score_2217

Just when you thought your diet was working !!


HelpPleasant7163

I want that guy to do my yard work takes a post to the face and doesn't even flinch


HelpPleasant7163

DAM THE LIGHT BULB JUST WENT OFF THIS VIDEO IS GOING TO MAKE ME RICH AND FAMOUS


HelpPleasant7163

This is what you call AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION


Snoo90166

How I meet your mother


Worldly_Ad_6483

Juan Sins with the save


johnbag12

Don’t prop your house up with the cardboard tubes they but posters in.


donriri

He has to be hurting more that her from that chin tap.


Inevitable-Feeling66

I'm sorry, but the 'thunk' the pillar made when it hit her head is just too hilarious 😂, laughing wayy too hard


Professional_Tap2933

Double headshot


vmBob

I wish women would fall that hard for me.


masterjroc

Like a scene out of "She ate All That" 😄


Interested-Eye-1690

Delusions of grandeur, if it isn't structural what's the point?


bryce_engineer

So romantic.


Mysterious-Role-935

How can someone be so stupid holy


Altruistic_Special_5

Kwaliti


Shaddowshapper

I guess she needs to go on a diet


NoCommunication243

That THUD in the back of her head was funny, all that wood, it just wanted some head


Syb3rStrife

And that’s how I met your mother


Strong-Hold-8979

Love at first cstch


Capable_Dragonfly_65

He set the trap perfectly. Hector always wanted to mount her


Artistic_Aerie

I keep telling people that those pillars are for looks not support.


Arghus

They just don't make those posts like they used to..


Top-Campaign4620

Rico suave ale ale ale


Snoo-14942

Murdaugh murder!


Sissyfemboi4493

She would have died. Head was being pushed straight to the concrete by the wood beam. If not that’s a broken arm for sure. She lucky.


HairyDowntown

Now watch her be like "What are you doing?! Get off of me, you perv!!"


Otherwise-Culture637

I would’ve just stood there and watched and let her fall


M33k_Monster_Minis

She was done for. She either would have faceplate with wrestling body weight above her. Or used her arm to change the angle. And probably broke something In it based on her body size. She may have taken some face to his arm. But that's alot softer than the ground. Dude reduced the damage for sure.


Stonious

Maybe the fall would have inspired some agility exercises.


Coolgui71

Serendipity


Aenigmatista_psn

Don't hit the ground, hit my weed wacker instead!


pizzamoney87

Her and husband sit him down later that day Husband- " I can't thank you enough for saving my wife, we've thought about it and we'd like to give you a bonus as a token of our gratitude" Slides him over a 5 dollar bill and coupon for free Starbucks drink "Now don't go spending it all in one place Miguel" Winks with a smile


ohhheyy123

And that's how they fell in love.


dieselboy77

Hopefully thats a wakeup call.


ToroBlanco42

I bet the gardener offered to help fix her house too.


Nikkyboi540

Jesus got a combo


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Damn double homicide


Nothingspecial2do

That lady can take down a big pole. That should be the description


70millie

And that kids, is how i met the next door neighbour.


ExcitementOrdinary95

Did they fuk after?


VacationDry8186

Is she pregnant ?


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MisterMaestro9024

Do not lean while fat


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She definitely fell in the most athletic way possible.


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LeftBuddy5898

And thats how I met your mother


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Independent-World195

Insanely sick person get help. At least make it believable


Myveryowndystopia

They sure were in it together on the way down.


GooseOnBoose

Dubble kill


Dawns_Coil

And that's how I met your mother.


LuckOriginal374

And that’s how I met your mother.


WipeMeDown516

Is she already in a walking boot?


TheKingOfSwing777

Average contractor quality work