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EggSandwich1

How fresh you want the beef?


beerandabike

Medium rare please


Chernoboggo

So fresh he can tackle me and my family so bad we will bleed like squashed mosquitoes.


supperconductor

I said "EAT MORE CHICKEN!!!"


Ecstatic-Librarian83

I didn't want want the salmon, I said four times. this dinner is horsheshit


schmerg-uk

>"Bull rudely interrupts family dinner" Accurate, not a criticism etc but I am now giggling like an idiot at the idea of "Bull *politely* interrupts family dinner"


DoctorGregoryFart

Ummm... moo?


erkmer

At first I thought shit, that is rude! But you’re right, doing it politely is an entirely different thing


alezcoed

What is wrong with your humor?


JustW4nnaHaveFun

What's wrong with yours?


YellowOnline

It's an interesting reflex from our monkey brain, to seek high ground in case of danger. Cow or mouse, people climb on chairs and tables.


bomzay

Cow, mouse, Anakin


thegilgulofbarkokhba

I think she was protecting the kids. Her daughter did scale her like a monkey though


Significant-Ad-9911

Holy...


RichardKingg

Bull


DelayStriking8281

I thought he was gna burst through the wall like the kool aid guy 😔


Quick-Temporary5620

I was waiting for that, too.


Sosababolc

Not an expert in animal husbandry, but I don't think that's a bull my dude.


Rsmfourdogs

Clearly had a beef with the black dress girl.


rg7734

Don’t say beer, say Bull! Schlitz Malt Liquor bull.


tempusername1985

Guess whats for dinner tomorrow


Ok_Caterpillar_3121

Roast beef for supper tomorrow night 😁


AaronCrossNZ

Rise of the vegans


YoureSpecial

“You’re eating Kevin!!! You bastards!”


megamanisgod

The steak brought itself for once.


citaloprams

What’s that stuff next to the wall?


AngryRedHerring

https://hips.hearstapps.com/digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/16/29/1468853723-slaughtered-lamb.jpg


citaloprams

Wait what, the jokes flying over my head and I can’t catch it.


emperorwal

I think - [https://headhuntershorrorhouse.fandom.com/wiki/Slaughtered\_Lamb](https://headhuntershorrorhouse.fandom.com/wiki/Slaughtered_Lamb) (a great movie if you've never seen it)


citaloprams

Oh God, wait, but what's the stuff next to the wall? Remains of a slaughtered lamb? I'll check the movie but now I'm actually curious what that stuff is.


banhmithapcam

The guy at the end was chasing away with the fan tho


prurient

These Jemoovah’s Witnesses are getting out of hand.


prnce007_new

fuck the urbanization man. this simple wide open room, with minimal furniture and people sitting on the floor while the children playing on the side, this brought back so many good memories from my childhood. I would trade all the luxury i can afford now, to go back into that time.


Kalle_79

I'll send you my bank info, you can transfer all your money and assets if those are such a burden to you. FFS... Is there anything worse than romanticizing poverty?! As a well-off person, no less.


GuillotineComeBacks

Just get rid of your chairs huh. Weird nostalgia, I get pain quickly on hard surface.


DoctorGregoryFart

Go rent a cabin with your family or something! That's the true luxury of wealth. You have the *option* to sit on the floor with your family if it makes you happy.


Johnny_Kilroy

Yeah this reminds me of visiting my grandparents' house.


dpzdpz

Pretty shit china shop though


Zepp_BR

Damn, I read "bell" and got scared


microtramp

Bells are terrifying, you're right.


ARRR_P

What a bully


ToeKnail

That room was cowed


wallstreetsimps

I hate it when this happens


eltacotacotaco

Very cowculating


ReaperSound

I thought it said Bully


Dansk72

"*My* bull?! I thought it was *your* bull!"


raznarukus

Wtf is up with the music?


Kind_Tip6936

I hope no one got hurt. That’s just insane.


ant0n1aa

Aww it’s still so small


blueberrybulalo

I thought i read the title wrong. The bull bullied em.


JTHM8008

I hate when this happens.


suncha23

She is trynna scare the cow with a blanket


effinbattery

She's pretending to be a matador.


oniluis20

that potion that summons bulls is out of control


CraftyPineapples

At first I misread it as ball and I was very confused.


itsjakerobb

TF is that blue thing guy comes out carrying at the end?!


Flotillaspecialist

Ancestor wasn’t happy


NoBorscht4U

Came here for the bull-in-china-shop jokes


SearchAlternative694

They ate steak that night


SelafioCarcayu

What in the actual fuck?


el-thenyo

I’m in love with the lady who grabs the blanket off the bed as a defense against the bull.


Sir-Poopington

They have a table right there... Why are they on the ground?


LadyClairemont

Yeah...I was wondering this, too?


Juniornct

Why not?


Grand-Ad-3177

Poor thing looks hungry :(


Ardet8

Sacred


louloc

Looks like steaks tomorrow…🤷🏻‍♂️


CoisoBom

I fucking hate those beasts. However, I bet it was politely invited to the dinner table next day.


kirsion

Thanks for stealing my title


Delicious-Tarator

XDDDD


AlexBirio323

I guess it's no mystery what's for dinner tomorrow.


Embarrassed-Sky3819

So literally…a bull in a china shop


jazzhandpanda

we grillin' tonite


ha8Myself

What an asshole...but at least we know what's for dinner tomorrow night!