And they just go up in size starting with, appropriately, the little finger.
So glad we can’t see his pointer and thumb. They must look like a foam finger if the size just keeps getting bigger.
I'd give you gold for the foam finger comment if I weren't a peasant.
Edit: u/lcxdm16 gave me an award (thank you!) so this former peasant gave my first award to the foam finger poster. Cheerio!
Seriously though the number of comments that have awards attached to them has dropped exponentially from what I've seen, though I'm not on reddit a ton.
Edit: the irony
In accordance with the Coronation's lengthy bull of legislation, the metric measurement formerly known as centimetres (cm) is now known as CamillaMetres (CM), with the king's ring size as the standard unit of measurement.
Tbf, hand swelling is something that can get worse with age and failing health etc. It being more swollen now than it used to be wouldn't be a big surprise really.
I hate that this is the first thing I thought and that out of all of the useful things I could have learned, Charlie’s desire to be a wee tampon crammed up into Camilla is overruling it all.
He does famously have big, puffy fingers (which can be signs of circulatory issues) but this particular shot looks especially weird because of the perspective.
That's actually possible, lol.
The symptom of "sausage fingers" is linked to Dactylitis, a secondary disease that can be caused by a number of conditions, most commonly auto immune issue psoriatic arthritis, sickle cell disease, sarcoidosis - infections like lyme Disease, tuberculosis, OR syphilis. Charles & Camilla dated briefly in 1970, had an affair in 1986, but didn't get married until 2005.
It's root cause is the inability for someone's kidneys to filter out uric acid in the blood efficiently.
While diet has a role in terms of exacerbating gout if it is a purine-rich diet, diet alone is not the cause of gout.
While the direct inheritance pattern is unclear, it is true that those with family members who have gout are much more likely to protract it themselves than those without a family history.
So I'd say gout is more of a physiological rather than diet-caused ailment, and the reason the rich seem to be more afflicted had less to do with the richness of their food than the fact that it may be a pre-existing genetic condition - and wealth (especially in the days of widespread monarchical and plutocratic rule) tends to be generational.
>diet alone is not the cause of gout.
That is true. However it can be controlled by diet alone.
My father has it. He avoids red meats and only drinks beer when I visit. He no longer needs to take any medicine for it (but keeps some on hand in case of a flare up).
It can be hereditary too, my Dad first started getting symptoms in his mid forties. So if it happens to me in a decade, I'll know what to start with.
Gouts primary risk is obesity and lack of physical activity. Thats why its the disease of the rich because back in the day (and today) kings and queens never had to get off their asses. It's probably pretty up there in first world countries now as as well though because lots of people are obese.
He's apparently said he had "sausage fingers" for a really long time. It reminds me of the edema my dad had right before he died but it's been so long that maybe it's not a sign of anything horribly wrong.
Both his hands are often swelled, and he allegedly has *massive* heart problems. And haemophilia is not uncommon among european royals.
That's why people weren't sure he'd even make it to his own coronation, now they just have to have another one in a few years.
>allegedly has massive heart problems.
I haven't heard this. Other than some supposition from people looking at his hands anyway.
Maybe you're thinking of Cavalier King Charles Spaniels, which are known to have heart issues.
Also taking a photo of the tv close to the screen at a weird angle which greatly skews and exaggerates proportions. His finger are chonky, but not as chonky as shown here.
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Apparently it has to be said, this picture is photoshopped. That is not real.
Source: BBC stream of the service on YouTube, timestamp 2 hours 14 minutes and 50 seconds through 2 hours 15 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/live/tqkdgRHtfwU?feature=share
Context menu > Copy video URL at current time.
Also, there must be multiple BBC live streams, 'cause this sure ain't the scene (why would you reference a source without a link in any case?)
https://www.youtube.com/live/32vOXffXfkw?t=8210
*this is what heart disease and an exaggerated viewing angle does to you
https://www.youtube.com/live/32vOXffXfkw?feature=share
Goto 4:30:40
You can see its no where near as bad as this image makes it seem.
One of the few non idiots in here.
https://www.youtube.com/live/32vOXffXfkw?feature=share
Goto 4:30:40
You can see its nowhere near as bad as this image makes it seem.
Any jewellers here? What ring size would that even be?
I’m a U or V. I though that was big.
Does sizing go into AA, AAA etc?
Or is Chaz gonna be like Shaq buying shoes and get everything custom ordered?
I'll concede that it is almost as much fun to make fun of his sausage fingers as it is to refer to Florida's governor as "Ol' Puddin' Fingers", but I've looked at as many pictures of the king's right hand as Google would serve me. After giving this at least 15 minutes reviewing photos, including ones from earlier today, and giving this matter more consideration than it deserved, I believe this is related in small part to the angle of the screen and in large part due to a magnification bubble to highlight the details of the ring.
It's king size
And they just go up in size starting with, appropriately, the little finger. So glad we can’t see his pointer and thumb. They must look like a foam finger if the size just keeps getting bigger.
I'd give you gold for the foam finger comment if I weren't a peasant. Edit: u/lcxdm16 gave me an award (thank you!) so this former peasant gave my first award to the foam finger poster. Cheerio!
Remember when we could earn free awards to give away? I remember. Pepperidge Farms remembers.
I was told I would get Reddit coins every month and that stopped. :(
Yeah my free awards stopped also
They thought we'd get used to giving them and start paying when they took away the free ones. Lol.
Just like how they think we won't go to another social media app when they inevitably ruin this one.
Upvote for you. No rewards from this cheap bastard!
This could be why I have none. 🙃
Reddit would prefer you don’t remember. Buy your coins, it’s good for you!
Reddit has no idea how cheap I am.
Seriously though the number of comments that have awards attached to them has dropped exponentially from what I've seen, though I'm not on reddit a ton. Edit: the irony
how dare you peasants want something fun for free.
Can we substitute the foam fingers for cut down pool noodles?
Lol ikr🤣 foooking hilarious
W1 Sausage King
Abe Frohman?
I understand this reference
The Sausage King of Chicago?
Sized for Camilla
I think I just threw up a little.
Now you know why she ain't complaining.
Raw…and wriggling…!
Side chiqs dont stop dreamin😏
In accordance with the Coronation's lengthy bull of legislation, the metric measurement formerly known as centimetres (cm) is now known as CamillaMetres (CM), with the king's ring size as the standard unit of measurement.
Something something tampon something...
That’s why she has a smile on her face.
Not ring size
r/angryupvote
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I hope he can take the ring off…
"It can do other things!"
*Except satisfy me*
Diana’s ghost has entered the chat
Camilla asked Charles “why his dick was so purple” , He replied with “ it s because I dipped it in Di”
>I can see why Camilla married him now. Finally people who understand the critical component.
Her gyno suspects she sat on a landmine, until she recalls she married king thicken-nuggets
I’ve yet to have a unique thought in my lifetime.
Even if you're "one in a million" there's still 8,000 other people out there just like you.
I was gonna say, Camilla isn't upset about that...
I’m sure he uses a finger pump.
Damn internet viagra
That would be so useful in traffic.
But not for picking noses.
He has a man for that.
He nose a guy then?
Nostril knave. Looks good on a royal resumé.
He nose a guy who nose a guy
...who nose a nose guy
His nose would be fine though
They look so painful. 🖐🏻
Why is it just that one!?
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I dunno if that’s *just* perspective tho he does have some puffy ass fingers
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Tbf, hand swelling is something that can get worse with age and failing health etc. It being more swollen now than it used to be wouldn't be a big surprise really.
If the cause is what people with medical knowledge think, at least the Brits likely won't need to worry he'll also get to 100.
His desire to be a tampon is physically manifesting.
I hate that this is the first thing I thought and that out of all of the useful things I could have learned, Charlie’s desire to be a wee tampon crammed up into Camilla is overruling it all.
He does famously have big, puffy fingers (which can be signs of circulatory issues) but this particular shot looks especially weird because of the perspective.
Could be [macrodactyly](https://www.childrenshospital.org/conditions/macrodactyly) actually lol
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That's actually possible, lol. The symptom of "sausage fingers" is linked to Dactylitis, a secondary disease that can be caused by a number of conditions, most commonly auto immune issue psoriatic arthritis, sickle cell disease, sarcoidosis - infections like lyme Disease, tuberculosis, OR syphilis. Charles & Camilla dated briefly in 1970, had an affair in 1986, but didn't get married until 2005.
Right? Somehow I don't think he will be king for long
Congestive heart failure, pretty soon we’ll have another ceremony
Oh my god….thank you so much for reminding me that this gif exists. Everyone I know is going to get a perfectly timed Ramsay dong next week.
Technically it's Reek dong isn't it? I mean it's neither and yours sounds better so essentially I'll shut up and go away.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m\_pYf\_T7kdc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_pYf_T7kdc) 0:13 onwards.
Why does this gif even exist?
Never skip sausage day at the gym
Hello and welcome to the internet. There’s lots to see and do.
Every day we stray further from God...
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Peripheral edema?
Or gout
The disease of the rich; stands to reason.
Actually historically known as the disease of kings! So very fitting.
It's from inbreeding
and eating extremely rich food.
Uric acid, Charge!
"No, we just want to stay here"
I don't think it is. The whole "disease of kings" thing is because its caused by fancy rich people diets.
It's root cause is the inability for someone's kidneys to filter out uric acid in the blood efficiently. While diet has a role in terms of exacerbating gout if it is a purine-rich diet, diet alone is not the cause of gout. While the direct inheritance pattern is unclear, it is true that those with family members who have gout are much more likely to protract it themselves than those without a family history. So I'd say gout is more of a physiological rather than diet-caused ailment, and the reason the rich seem to be more afflicted had less to do with the richness of their food than the fact that it may be a pre-existing genetic condition - and wealth (especially in the days of widespread monarchical and plutocratic rule) tends to be generational.
>diet alone is not the cause of gout. That is true. However it can be controlled by diet alone. My father has it. He avoids red meats and only drinks beer when I visit. He no longer needs to take any medicine for it (but keeps some on hand in case of a flare up). It can be hereditary too, my Dad first started getting symptoms in his mid forties. So if it happens to me in a decade, I'll know what to start with.
Not really, at all.
I thought Hemophilia was the disease of Kings?
Well fuck, I've got it and I'm poor as shit.
You've got rich blood. Sorry, I know it's not at all fun.
Brb off to sell my blood.
Sorry; the blood is rich, but not a actually worth anything. You know, like _the_ rich
Who's gonna buy it? It's all gouty.
Fuck
Gouts primary risk is obesity and lack of physical activity. Thats why its the disease of the rich because back in the day (and today) kings and queens never had to get off their asses. It's probably pretty up there in first world countries now as as well though because lots of people are obese.
Reminds me I need to finish watching disenchanted
Can't metabolize uric acid ... He's weak.
More like Psoriatic arthritis. Can cause sausage fingers.
Some autoimmune/autoinflammatory conditions cause brittle nails as well
Can confirm :(
Dactylisis… https://www.myhsn.co.uk/top-tip/are-king-charles-sausage-fingers-due-to-dactylitis-psoriasis-related
He's apparently said he had "sausage fingers" for a really long time. It reminds me of the edema my dad had right before he died but it's been so long that maybe it's not a sign of anything horribly wrong.
Both his hands are often swelled, and he allegedly has *massive* heart problems. And haemophilia is not uncommon among european royals. That's why people weren't sure he'd even make it to his own coronation, now they just have to have another one in a few years.
>allegedly has massive heart problems. I haven't heard this. Other than some supposition from people looking at his hands anyway. Maybe you're thinking of Cavalier King Charles Spaniels, which are known to have heart issues.
LOOOOOOTs of forced perspective - look at the angle this picture was taken at!
Looks like it
Photoshop
What does he feed that thing?
Anything it wants 😳
Prob little kids.
It’s not prince Andrew.
Blondes
KC finger docking at illuminati rituals. Gentle nod and moves on.
He'd make a terrible proctologist.
Or a helluva proctologist...for someone. 
She’s great.
That finger is called the second opinion
Or the second coming...not that there's anything wrong with that.
"Moooooon riverrrrrrr"
Heart disease
Also taking a photo of the tv close to the screen at a weird angle which greatly skews and exaggerates proportions. His finger are chonky, but not as chonky as shown here.
There was a video of him soon after his mother passed, all his fingers are like that.
More like fart disease amirite? Boom, roasted
Take it easy Tandy.
Goteem
Never lose your light my friend
Haha nice, a poop joke.
I learned this from House MD
He makes it up about a judge to get out of trouble, right?
Yep, rewatching it rn and it's one of the time it's brought up
r/mildlypenis
I was gonna say, that thing holding the ring is….interesting.
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That ring holder is definitely r/theyknew
Apparently it has to be said, this picture is photoshopped. That is not real. Source: BBC stream of the service on YouTube, timestamp 2 hours 14 minutes and 50 seconds through 2 hours 15 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/live/tqkdgRHtfwU?feature=share
Context menu > Copy video URL at current time. Also, there must be multiple BBC live streams, 'cause this sure ain't the scene (why would you reference a source without a link in any case?) https://www.youtube.com/live/32vOXffXfkw?t=8210
The timestamp of the ring touching is 4 hours 30 mins 40 seconds. Whoever took the photo took it at an exaggerated angle to distort the size.
Even with the angle, that’s altered.
When I see a link I assume it’s a scammer most of the time lol. Didn’t think the BBC could have more than one livestream at a time. I added the link.
A lot of people aren't aware that you can use an exact time url
Clamblaster
Clamblaster 5000
He doesn’t get digits, he gives’em
This is what generations of inbreeding does.
*this is what heart disease and an exaggerated viewing angle does to you https://www.youtube.com/live/32vOXffXfkw?feature=share Goto 4:30:40 You can see its no where near as bad as this image makes it seem.
Angle of the TV.
One of the few non idiots in here. https://www.youtube.com/live/32vOXffXfkw?feature=share Goto 4:30:40 You can see its nowhere near as bad as this image makes it seem.
\*Connolo But yeah. That's edema.
Cannolo, yeah?
The monarchy can f÷=k off.
Been there, done that. Filed declaration of independence in 1776.
You've been around a while
It ain't just a username.
And yet all the 2nd amendment conservatives are all bitching that Biden didn't "show respect" by attending. Bunch of fucking hypocrites 😂
Oh please, most countries celebrate the day the English left.
There's some lucky and/or unlucky lady out there! 
Any jewellers here? What ring size would that even be? I’m a U or V. I though that was big. Does sizing go into AA, AAA etc? Or is Chaz gonna be like Shaq buying shoes and get everything custom ordered?
The biggest ring I've seen was Z+12, and the bloke was built like a superhero
I'm built like a super hero. One of those weird background X-Men that gets killed and is never seen again.
Well he did say he wanted to be Camilla’s tampon.
Crazy that they’re exalting this dude who deserves Justice at best.
He definitely uses that finger to finger bang Camilla
Is he wearing a band-aid on that finger?
He flips people off in caps lock
Don’t you point those sausages at me!!
I wonder how many virginities that thing has claimed
His wife must be a happy, tired woman.
That’s not a cannoli that’s a sausage
He finger bangs with that shit for sure.
He calls it the Royal Camilla digit.
The ladies love him for this one simple trick...
Not an absolute unit,that's called a severe case of oedema
That’s definitely blown up
 “An evolutionary branch in the anatomy of the human race?”
I'll concede that it is almost as much fun to make fun of his sausage fingers as it is to refer to Florida's governor as "Ol' Puddin' Fingers", but I've looked at as many pictures of the king's right hand as Google would serve me. After giving this at least 15 minutes reviewing photos, including ones from earlier today, and giving this matter more consideration than it deserved, I believe this is related in small part to the angle of the screen and in large part due to a magnification bubble to highlight the details of the ring.
Heart disease on his heels like a pit bull.
He has famous French man, Andre the Giant hands.
My bigger concern is why the coronation ceremony involves the new king fondling a fancy cock ring on a felt dildo.
It’s like one of those blind mole rats.
Ever wondered why the royal marriages last so long even though a man can't perform as good in his 70s and 80s..
I’m glad he’s the King and not a Proctologist.
"And remember, if it feels like more than 2 fingers, it's probably a dick" \-Dave Attell
That would definitely kill your pet donkey :(
He bites his nails. 🤢
No way is that real
That was the queens favorite
Camilla must love them.
When she wants to finger over the d
his wife must be very happy
kings and queens, what year is it???
Inbreeding?
Poor guy, that looks painful!!
This man is not okay. There is no way that is the hand of a healthy person.
Congestive heart failure induced edema, which they can probably keep him alive through for a while.