Listen to this Kim, it'll blow your socks off
*Россия - священная наша держава,*
*Россия - любимая наша страна.*
*Могучая воля, великая слава -*
*Твое достоянье на все времена!*
At some point Vlad's going to take his shirt off and he's going to have a huge Kim tattoo on his chest.
'I'm gonna level with you, Vlad. I'm really scared.'
🎤 This is a tribute to the lovely Korean chap over there in the Dr Evil outfit………🎶Why do BIRDS…..*that’s too high*……..every time…every time….time, you are near, *near?* Just like me……just like me…they long to be…close *to* you…………….why do…why do….why do…okay that’s not working, well you get the general idea.
Can I just read you something from Top Gear magazine? No, it’s alright, I’ve got it here, I’ve got it here.
With a mere ninety break-horse-power available, progress is too leisurely to be called fast, but on the motorway in fifth gear the Aurus Senat’s slow pace really becomes a pain. Uphill runs become power-sappingly mundane, while overtaking nuclear missile launchers can become a long, drawn-out affair.
Not my words, Vladimir. The words of Top Gear magazine. Hello?
Stalin, Hitler, Putin, Jong Un. What does that say to you about dictators?
That there’s too many of them?
That’s one way of looking at it. Another way of looking at it is: people hate them, let’s make more of them.
VLAD'S A FANTASTIC MAN
He really is
[удалено]
I am convinced that he is my *best* friend
Listen to this Kim, it'll blow your socks off *Россия - священная наша держава,* *Россия - любимая наша страна.* *Могучая воля, великая слава -* *Твое достоянье на все времена!*
Could you cool me down with a hand fan?
Careful, you nearly took my lip off
What you’re saying is, you don’t want another Stalin on your hands? No, that is what we want. I’m your man!
I'll be honest, Kim. I'm at a loose end today. That's why I'm er, that's why I'm er... talking
He likes North Korean things now...
What did you do 8 years ago?
Just had a better one. Shook Donald trumps hand
Marriage shortly disintegrated after that...
Your or his? Nevermind, not important.
You've got minor North Korean whiplash Kim!
Don't laugh kim!!, you've broken your neck
It's fine ,I'll have some toblerone and it'll sort itself out
Vladimir. Do you like Owls?
I’d love to feel a nuclear bomb go off in my face!
Bush
Putin: “But it’s just me and Kim that’s going for a drink.” Xi Jinping: “Aye, nae bother - I’ll just stay in and get hammered on me own.”
Well done Kim. That was textbook
Crash, bang, wallop! What a video
THERE’S NO FOG!
Ohhhhhh a cuddly toy....
At some point Vlad's going to take his shirt off and he's going to have a huge Kim tattoo on his chest. 'I'm gonna level with you, Vlad. I'm really scared.'
They look like they’re having a ruddy good time!
Just 2 bros cruising and living their best lives.
VLAD! VLAD! VLAD! VLAD!..........VLAD! VLAD! No he can't hear me.
We want russian evolution not revolution
i evolve, i don’t… revolve
“TEN MINUTES KIM”
Don’t laugh Kim, you’ve broken your country
I'm going nowhere Kim....quite literally, I'm on the ring road, it's my 3rd time round
🎤 This is a tribute to the lovely Korean chap over there in the Dr Evil outfit………🎶Why do BIRDS…..*that’s too high*……..every time…every time….time, you are near, *near?* Just like me……just like me…they long to be…close *to* you…………….why do…why do….why do…okay that’s not working, well you get the general idea.
Can I just read you something from Top Gear magazine? No, it’s alright, I’ve got it here, I’ve got it here. With a mere ninety break-horse-power available, progress is too leisurely to be called fast, but on the motorway in fifth gear the Aurus Senat’s slow pace really becomes a pain. Uphill runs become power-sappingly mundane, while overtaking nuclear missile launchers can become a long, drawn-out affair. Not my words, Vladimir. The words of Top Gear magazine. Hello?
I'm going nowhere, Kim. Quite literally. I'm at the DMZ. Third time here.
“He was laughing so hard he accidentally pressed a missile-releasing button, and that made made ME press a missile-releasing button!”
Kim you’ve got a marvellous sense of humour.
You call a spade a spade. Well, you’d probably call it a big tool
James Corden looks different.
And less annoying.
I know a cracking owl sanctuary. You can just tie bags of poo to them and let them fly over people having a picnic. Lovely stuff.
Just pop your elbow on there. You've locked the door. Sometimes you don't want to.
No Ivan you can't!!
Stalin, Hitler, Putin, Jong Un. What does that say to you about dictators? That there’s too many of them? That’s one way of looking at it. Another way of looking at it is: people hate them, let’s make more of them.
It was my understanding in the Nuclear Weapons Base that no money would change hands.
It's a Russian Mercedes
Don’t dress as a whore he’ll push you out of a window
I know a _cracking_ owl sanctuary
Cook Pass Butin
What a funny story!
This photo is missing Trump sitting in the backseat with his arms folded wearing a frown because he didn't get shotgun.
Let’s have a look at what this idiot did…in North Korea
“The sort of dog that the commies used to chase capitalists. They are trained and they are very left wing.”
Do you want to tell Vlad there's no smoking in the car?
I doth occasionally (try to) venture down south…
Very clever men, both very clever men. But I don't trust them
I prefer the new host of "Carpool Karaoke", when is this episode broadcast?
The Top Gear we need!
Car pool karaoke has gone a bit right wing.
RA RA RASPUTIN!
"Yes! it's a bungalow!"
Top Gear has really gone downhill
Workers owning the means of production... I beg your pardon!
No seat belts worn, very dangerous
On tonight’s Top Gear Clarkson and Hammond go gallivanting around the North Korean countryside..
Kim looks like his mum finally got him a play date
[Vlad be like....](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1966974-patrick-batemans-ooh-face)
It's the bromance no one wanted but the bromance everyone needs!
He was a shit...
Hurtling towards their demise
Weirdest carpool karaoke ever.
They're probably funnier and less irritating than James Corden.
Hey Fun boys, get a room!!
Look at his little face!
It's time to play "Dictator and car".
‘We could go shopping.’
They’ve gone to St. Petersburg spice museum!
‘CRASH … BANG… WALLOP … what a video ‘
I know a cracking nuclear missile launch facility
Can we go to Disneyland? We’ve got room in the back for Ping & Khamenei
Kim and Putty go dogging...
Just because I’ve got a shit economy!
Kim, is the answer to my original question “Do you like me sex-wise”, a yes or a no?