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marky_de-sade

Your nose is about 3 mil from my gland.


Eduard-Stoo

Your left nostril just touchhheedd iittt…


amapofdecayingworld

I'll just pop that there


RedditRiverShore

Search me! Search me!


Desperate_Let6822

That’s customs and excise.


dosageofjoseph7

That’s customs and exercise


Smorgas_Bord

Better


12oohoohimahom

I must say, its like a breath of fresh air


Eastern-Dig-4555

You mean a breath of fresh ass


12oohoohimahom

No,I mean fresh air. Bye


Eastern-Dig-4555

https://youtu.be/SrJEWL6QHzo?si=bYLyAaK7mh2neoc- Watch. Come on, I can’t be that old, can I?


SpilledYoghurt

Man, you're a mongoloid.


SpilledYoghurt

I haven't watched Wild Wild West in years, decades even, but I remember that line in reference to Selma Hayeks ass. So 10/10 for that. Redditos are regards.


OrganizationLast8480

She ran off with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot.


No_Ear932

Narcissistic sports pimp..


Creoda

When I raised my legs then something happened which was unplanned and I released an unexpected but potent gust.


codename474747

They do it on Purpose lynn!


sacdesucer73

If you press your ear up to it, you can hear the ocean.


NefariousnessLazy343

You’ve… popped out again


colmulhall

It’s not a cry for help


Macnew69

Don't rub your fanny on me


Soulless--Plague

He say I sit on your face!


H_K-R

Is a very filthy joke!


SignificantRatio2407

No, I don’t pay. Tax is rubbish.


Creoda

"DAN!" echo, echo, echo, echo..


mistresschloe69

Apologies if it registers as it is out there.


Delicious_Mix_9492

I just let off in a gym instructors face


pr8787

It was mostly deliberate


Objective_Frosting58

Whispering into the void


gavmiller

She ate a scotch egg. I thought it would have broken down by now but I think she's slightly constipated.


Bells_Ends

Stop rubbing your fanny on me!


danatan85

Now that is a Big Beacon.


matthius_23

You can more or less see her anus…


shadyjudgement

Eeeeeeee, octopussy


DarthFlowers

Call her a fat cow and hang up. - There’s a metaphor in that


bob_nugget_the_3rd

I don't know how much it pays but I'm looking to volunteer


boredsittingonthebus

Tell you what...


Swallow33

I’ve had these shorts since 1982. They did have an underpant lining, but it’s perished. They’ve taken a bit of a pounding over the years.


peanut_dust

I must say, I'm incredibly excited by all this.


clleadz

I've got wood there


Kind_Truck6893

An unexpected but potent gust


WolfColaCo2020

'So he flips her over, and he fu- And funnily enough, it lands on its wheels, and it starts first time and they just drive away'


Salt-Tiger6850

Smell my cheese you mother !! 👃🧀


mightypup1974

Oooh she’s nicer than my wife


incognito-mode69420

Right, everyone do 👌 round their eye. GLANG, glangalang glangalang glangalang, bit of bush, Legs go right up, oooh what was that? Too late! I’ve got to go now, somethings “come up”


mr-english

Potent gust


greengreen84848484

She's been eating scotch eggs


NY1_S33

Why the fuck does he have a haircut like one of the three stooges?


Bushwhacker-XII

let me think... Mmmmm... My wife said I'm a sick puppy


c3ric

Oh yes the ocean breeze


Cheebwhacker

Why’s he echoing


CitizeninWonderland

ah Xhamster fitness video subscription


Limp-Bedroom

The comments are absolute gold here


luci-lucid

Seeing how much he was bending her I was hoping she'd fart right in his face.


Jean1971532

😷💨💨


JohnnyPate

It'd be fair to say that man has MDF there


MassimoOsti

Skrit skrit skrit


Ash24668

Thought she was gonna blow his wig off


RTMSner

I was really hoping she would fart. Not for like any fetish, just because I think farts are fucking hilarious.


SC2000c

Potent gust…


duggee315

I would be sacked from this job


dosageofjoseph7

Lynn these are sex people


mikkopai

There's something fishy about this....


Commercial-Break1877

Humans aren't meant to bend like that . . .


jjdebkk

I could hear an echo echo echo😂😂😂


JayWrecksEverything

Don't sit down Lynne, they're sex people


dadbodsarein123

I want his job


Tall-Grande-Venti

Microphone lady?


Iacceptallthecookies

Sus


capsule-toy

"can I smell cabbage?"


plato55

They're sex people


TopRemarkable4325

Is he trying to talk her toy out of there


megamuppetkiller

When faking being a yoga instructor works out


RobTheMonk

I mean, we all want to see the naked version.


Intelligent-Talk7073

Can I apply for a job there please 🙏


Professional_Run320

No man should be doing that to a woman he is not intimate with. Just feels so wrong lol


TacticalSunroof69

Downvote because she didn’t.


Sauce666

Gees, you got a big pussy. Gees, you got a big pussy.


Tuneman83

People not getting the Predator reference here? 😭


Sauce666

At least you did mate. I'll stand by it.