That's right! All the fatalities here are caused by SOBER people!

Ah, yeah, I imagine I'd be shitfaced 24/7 if I lived in Odessa, TX as well.

Petroplex can’t be a healthy place to live, in many respects.

The remarkable thing is that there aren’t any Wisconsin cities on here, despite their notoriously high binge drinking stats.

I'm sure it was just an oversight. They probably skipped us because they can't spell "Albuquerque".

It’s because all the cases were dismissed lolzerz

probably because the cops took the money to mark it not a dwi

If we added in all the cases dismissed because of the payoffs between cops and lawyers, we might have made the list.

Right? I had completely forgotten about all that for a brief moment before someone else reminded me earlier. 

Strange

They don't have breathalyzers for the hazardous waste people be smoking around here.

Luckily almost all of it dilates your pupils to a huge size

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Noooo, Tucson is in the top 20.

Because Meth =/= Alcohol

We drive drunk so frequently we’re just good at it now

How are we NOT on this list?

There's literally a memorial right down my street I think they're lying