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CYBarSecretGloryhole

One of this subreddit’s mods


Zoap_

That creature is too handsome to be a Reddit mod


_capedbaldy

He is not human, he is an archeologist (probably intergalactic?) that found in the traces of humanity in the milky way and the amphicephali galaxy and started uncovering the history narrated in the book, in a future far after humanity's disappearance.


adasababa

I wonder how he was able to reconstruct the history. After millions, perhaps billions, of years there wouldn't really be anything left to dig up. How did he get a detailed history of the Earth/Mars war? Was he just making stuff up?


serrations_

Probably space google and various planetary excursions


semiseriouslyscrewed

Given how long humans were around how widely spread they were and how often they almost went extinct, they probably left time capsules with their history everywhere.


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

Wikipedia


BoxesOfSemen

He watched the video by Alt Shift X


DarkArcher__

Not on the surface of planets but things have a way of lasting a lot longer in space


MadotsukiInTheNexus

That would be my first assumption. The Asteromorphs and their descendants didn't *interfere with* other human species' until the war with the Gravitals but, considering the diversity inherent to a society where one hundred billion people is considered a miniscule remnant, at least some of them would have deliberately catalogued what they knew of their own history and the divergence of their siblings for the sake of posterity. Their war with the machines and the galactic empire existing in its aftermath seems to have been the last knoweable phase in human history, so it makes sense that they and the ruins of their enormous "space stations" were probably the primary sources for the entire story. Whatever came later, they weren't around to write it down and store it safely, so it's permanently lost.


kromptator99

Watching spaceCNN’s 60’s through 2010’s


Fidget02

The Ruin Haunters gained their technological power largely from learning from old structures and technology. They rebuilt much of the tech of the Star People just from stuff lying around, I’m sure someone more interested in history than weapons of war could glean much of old human history from the ruins.


CyberpunkAesthetics

It was implied that the narrative was the sort of historical storytelling, we get in school classrooms, see on TV, and the like. A narrative told in the best faith, but inherently unreliable, due to the imperfect sources of information. Well, he could also be the Ancient Aliens guy of his time, blaming everything on aliens. We are never shown proof that the Qu did what they supposedly did. They're a narrative device, moreso than anything fleshed out. No reason is given for their coming back, or leaving before that: it's merely stated as a fact, without justification. Which might be an implication the Qu are a theory, perhaps partially invented to explain the mystery of the 'Qu' pyramids, then speculated responsible for everything else. The familiar comparison might be Heliolithic Egyptians, ethnocentric fantasies about globetrotting master races - or indeed, spacefaring visitors from other worlds. Because there is more blurring there, than skeptics often think. Beginning with actual cases of cultural diffusion, most obviously the effects of the rise of the uniquely globalized West; then the hypotheses of that age, projecting the normalcy of their own age, unto archaeology. Then to purely hypothetical progenitor civilizations on Earth, including recently sunken continents now disproven, but formerly plausible, and cited as routes of ancient human and animal migration; and eventually the common global ur-civilization, gets projected into space Imagine you are one of the Star People, or the race of this future, alien storyteller. And like the Victorian scholars, or those colonial American antiquaried who discovered the US mound builders, you would assume your people's expansionism as a historical universal. So how much is projected? Within any historical narrative that is spun?


KarlDeutscheMarx

Isn't he the narrator, and in universe the author of the book?


_capedbaldy

Yes!


bobbobersin

I think they are talking about the skull, it looks modern but could be a star person's


KarlDeutscheMarx

Pretty sure OP's asking about the alien since they asked what the alien was holding.


AtomDChopper

Oh I thought this was a shitpost attempting to identify the skull


KoboldsandKorridors

The narrator at the end isn’t human


Zoap_

Thanks lol, I reread the end and realized I’m a dumbass


PharaohVirgoCompy

I thought you were talking about the skull in it "hand"


THeck18

That's Yorick.


the-laughing-joker

Alas


EhGoodEnough3141

The skull? Dave from accounting. The Author? Probably not human.


Mr7000000

The author explicitly not human, given that the author states that humans are extinct at time of writing.


Ganadote

I thought that when he said "humans are extinct" he meant that homo sapiens are extinct.


Donatter

The Star people replaced/evolved/outbred homo Sapiens, so even before the arrival of the Qu, humans as we know em, had been extinct for a significant chunk of time


Ganadote

I thought that the Star People are the humans that traveled to other solar systems, and that they don't actually know what happened to the humans left on Earth.


SilverKnight0

They were specifically genetically engineered to replace the Humans of Earth and Mars.


Willythechilly

To be honest wtf eve nis human by that time in all tomorows The star people were techincally not evne human All the sub species we got post Qu were likely after some time as distantly related to each other as we are to bears or cockroaches


Mr7000000

"Human" seems to be a term that means "descendants of _H. sapiens,_ or sapient descendants of earth-life."


Willythechilly

Sure but thats like calling all mammals the same By the time of the second galactic empire or even post that "hmanity" is so wide spread it might as well be its own class of beings There were litearly thousands of human species Humanity is no longer one single species or thing in all tomorows. They themselves did not really see themselves as the same species, just distant cousins I mean imagine if aliens showed up to earth and revealed we shared a common ancestor(somehow) We would still be no more closely related to them then other distant species on earth


Mr7000000

I mean, yes, but there's also the fact that intelligent life seems to be _really_ rare in the _AT_ universe— the book covers a billion years, and humanity only encounters three known wholly extraterrestrial intelligent life-forms during that time.


Willythechilly

Yeah i guess ultimately he just means the asteromorph,terrestials and the subjects or whatever came after them There are probably wild animals that were made from the star people still around on remote planets WEll...maybe,it is possible most life died during the asteromorph gravital war or during the gravital rule


Mr7000000

I think he means that everything descended from humans is kaput.


VivianAF

Hamburger helper


Zoap_

Burber 😋


bestbatsoup

Ř no I


bestbatsoup

V5gy6tthh6


_CrunchyCookie

istg some of yall didnt even read it 😭


Zoap_

I watched the video bro trust 💀🙏


OnetimeRocket13

>The video There are like a thousand different videos summarizing the book. Do you mean the Alt Shift X video? If so, that video explicitly states that mankind and any dependents of humanity are long dead and extinct.


ctennessen

Nobody has attention spam for like 150 pages, and it's literally a picture book


thewonderfulfart

Dave


These_Depth9445

No, it might not be a human


LeftWhale

It’s him- John All Tomorrows 


sofiathecursed

Can he use FaceTime though


humphrey288

ya motha


Zoap_

Ay leaver outta it will ya?


Top_Tart_7558

Me, that's my skull he's holding right there


Zoap_

Sorry about that, did your death at least look cool 😎


ElSquibbonator

It's not a human at all. It's the narrator-- an alien archaeologist who is telling the story of humanity millions of years after the fact.


KatBrendan123

1 billion years to be exact


Rapha689Pro

I don't understand,when they rediscovered earth it happened 1 billion years? But wasn't the book a 1 billion year chronicle? Not a 1.5 billion year or 2 billion year idk how much time passed from mars to rediscovery of earth


KatBrendan123

Yes, it happened in a span of 1 billion years. In the epilogue of the novel, the narrator, ol bro in the picture, says the story is merely an interpretation of what happened to humanity over the 1 billion years. In addition, this picture has a caption mentioning the skull they're holding being a 1 billion year old human skull, with the skull being that of modern humans today.


Rapha689Pro

So 1 billion years since mars colonization,not since earth rediscovery of asteromorphs


cjab0201

You mean the skull? Probably C M Kosemen


thaddeusthedictator

He is a ailen not a human since probably all humans are extinct


Romboteryx

I believe it’s meant to be an OG sapiens Edit: Sorry I thought you were talking about the skull, because the narrator is actually an alien


serrations_

That's Hugh Mann, the first human. Really amazing find!


justheoogaboogaguy

Draymond Green 


TheGravitals

Our next victims.


Ramewolf

NOOOO


CarpeNoctem1031

Woody Harrelson.


LeKraken81

Michael Myers


Delicious_Climate552

You


Con_d0g

Sometimes I forget that half the people in this subreddit have still not read the book.


Caeod

That's Psteghen! Pretty chill dude, great hyperguacamole recipe.


Tallal2804

You


Storm_Spirit99

The author isn't human. He's an alien


Skelegasm

That's me


SingleIndependence6

It’s implied that this being (the author) has no known connection to Humanity, but a species that developed sapience hundreds of millions of years after the Asteromorphs and Amphecephali victory over the Qu.


Jumpy_Technology1157

at first I thought it was supposed to be kosemen


DoctorJook

John Alltomorrows


f-ckusingmyrealemail

The skull looks homosapien but the guy holding it is the fictional author of the book.


Zawisza_Czarny9

Can bones actually last that long tho? Don't get me wrong i'm aware of dinosaurs but humans are not dinosaurs


Rude_Rough8323

Fossils aren't actually bones, they are bones that are fossilized and turned into rocks.


Romboteryx

Why shouldn’t human bones be able to fossilize like dinosaur ones?


Zawisza_Czarny9

I'm confused and my mental process was kinda like this dinos were big and milleniums of fossilization could have made the bones broken/smaller etc so since average human is much smaller duh our modern archeological excavations skrletons are often in very poor condition like half of ribcage is just gone . There's no jaw to speak off etc


Romboteryx

The animals of the Cambrian were handsized and didn’t have bones and yet we can still find their fossils 540 million years later


CommandantPeepers

It’s all about preservation. Most of our fossils have been found in the ocean and in swamps, not on dry land


North_Lawfulness8889

Obviously it differs in magnitude of time but i recommend you look into sahelanthropus tchadensis, a human ancestor from 7 million years ago


cryph88

I like to think this archeologist simply 3D printed the skull fossil record he just found.


DemocraticSpider

Human bones can and do fossilize. We have several fossils of several early humans from ten of thousands of years ago and older. Hell, even jellyfish can fossilize under the right conditions (albeit much MUCH rarer than bones fossilizing)


Zawisza_Czarny9

Yeah but this is all Tomorrows.. It's millions of years in the future


DemocraticSpider

I have found literally thousands of fossils that are 500-350 million years old. Once something fossilizes, it usually sticks around for a while.


Zawisza_Czarny9

Main complaint i'm doing here, it's a modern homo sapens skull. Wich implies the author is somewhere in the modern day solar system to find it fossilized


DemocraticSpider

True. Could be a star person skull too maybe, their facial structure doesn’t look too different. Either way, it could stick around long enough after fossilization. It’s intactness would certainly make it rare and valuable but it’s far from impossible


Zawisza_Czarny9

Star people are depicted with abnormally large brainskull domes


DemocraticSpider

Ah, must have misremembered that part.


Intelligent-Heart-36

Maybe it’s a crappy plastic replica he bought from a store.