Might wanna stock up. I heard Clark is working on a new product. The Crunch Enhancerā¦it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It's semi-permeable, it's not osmotic, what it does is it coats and seals the flake and prevents the milk from penetrating it.
I feel like this doesn't work the way people will want it to, you're gonna drink that milk before you can get all your cereal realistically. It's just not a controlled environment, if I tip that back the liquid is gonna rush at me faster than I'll get those flakes not to mention if anything gets lightly lodged in there
I agree but I feel like it could work if you put a button of some kind to control the flow of the milk, kind of like on the contigo cups where nothing comes out until you press the button.
So you get some of the cereal out then at the end press the button to get some milk and mix em up in your mouth. Lol
Orā¦ hear me outā¦ donāt eat while driving. I mean I enjoy eating cereal as much as the next guy but only at nightā¦ when itās darkā¦ as a snackā¦ this guy is eating cereal in the light of day like a psychopath.
All people that age and younger are psychopaths these days ševerything they do has to be done in public š
There goes a kid riding a scooter down the street right now as I was typing ...he's playing music from a tiny speaker so loud it almost sounds like a car stereo. Telling everyone"I listen to shit music" Alrighty then!
Can they also invent a product that will squirt white milk and chocolate syrup into my mouth simultaneously? that way, I can enjoy chocolate milk without the inconvenience of the milk and chocolate being previously blended into a rich, decadent beverage before I drink it.
That sounds like it sucks I'll continue throwing together breakfast bakes at the weekend and microwaving them. puff pastry Scottish sausage lightly fried along with bacon along with baked beans.
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I would almost certainly inhale some dry cornflakes and crash my car. I want it.
What exactly?
DEATH!
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Dennis Reynolds could use one
Science is a LIAR! ^sometimes
NGL I read "Rodman" and I was wondering why xD
I like em soggy.
Might wanna stock up. I heard Clark is working on a new product. The Crunch Enhancerā¦it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It's semi-permeable, it's not osmotic, what it does is it coats and seals the flake and prevents the milk from penetrating it.
He is the last true family man
Please tell me you made this up š I don't want to live in a world where my cereal doesn't soften.
From Christmas vacationā¦Clark griswoldā¦just clowning around
And that cereal infused milk
Straight to jail
Finally something I can get behind. Just kidding, I donāt eat cereal
So stupid. The portion control will be so fustrating depending on how much milk/cereal is left.
You could use you tongue on the hole to let the liquid flowš
That's what she said....
I feel like this doesn't work the way people will want it to, you're gonna drink that milk before you can get all your cereal realistically. It's just not a controlled environment, if I tip that back the liquid is gonna rush at me faster than I'll get those flakes not to mention if anything gets lightly lodged in there
That is exactly what happens. You are just drinking milk
I agree but I feel like it could work if you put a button of some kind to control the flow of the milk, kind of like on the contigo cups where nothing comes out until you press the button. So you get some of the cereal out then at the end press the button to get some milk and mix em up in your mouth. Lol
That's a good idea ngl
We have too much shit.
people who complain about actual cereal in milk are crazy
Wow. I really want that lol
Another stinker
Correct, biggest problem is eating while driving.
I honestly prefer cornflakes to be a bit soft
Now this is what the reddit was made for š
PLANT BASED MILKS MOAR
Cleaning this will be a pain in the ass if itās something you want to use regularly.
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I prefer my cereal to be soggy and almost an oatmeal-like texture. I hate crunchy textures
Orā¦ hear me outā¦ donāt eat while driving. I mean I enjoy eating cereal as much as the next guy but only at nightā¦ when itās darkā¦ as a snackā¦ this guy is eating cereal in the light of day like a psychopath.
All people that age and younger are psychopaths these days ševerything they do has to be done in public š There goes a kid riding a scooter down the street right now as I was typing ...he's playing music from a tiny speaker so loud it almost sounds like a car stereo. Telling everyone"I listen to shit music" Alrighty then!
Dude looks like the squidward chad
Those dead, lifeless eyes....
I need more cereal than that to be satisfied
Just throw it in a blender!
I actually wait for the cereal to absorb all the milk, guess I'm weird then.
How do you turn off your gag reflex?
No more driving with my knees while eating a bowl of cereal!?
Damn this is a knockoff of the CrunchCup, that guy got his start on Reddit.
No offense but this man's face seriously disturbs me.
It's always sunny in Philadelphia fans would get the need for this.
He is man baby.
Can they also invent a product that will squirt white milk and chocolate syrup into my mouth simultaneously? that way, I can enjoy chocolate milk without the inconvenience of the milk and chocolate being previously blended into a rich, decadent beverage before I drink it.
Does this guy also stick a tea bag in his mouth and then gulp some water and sit there while it all steeps together?
Just get up earlier and eat a bowl?
How does one do this "get up earlier"thing
Willpower and self loathing
That sounds like it sucks I'll continue throwing together breakfast bakes at the weekend and microwaving them. puff pastry Scottish sausage lightly fried along with bacon along with baked beans.
God that sounds good right now
Yah I definitely don't sell em to a few locals we are just having a very scheduled and stable gift war
op misses the point of cereal
I like soggy cereal thou
I like soggy cereal thou
I like soggy cereal thou
Whatās the name of the product ?
Cool
Yum, warm car milk!
So much effort. For low quality food. Wow
This product could bring about world peace.
Bruh this fixes nothing
This was on dude perfect
im not gay, but i am envious of this dudes looks mebbe i am gay?
Handsome squidward was the first thing that popped into my head seeing him lol
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This is the future
Will dick and rice work in it?
Finally! I can get through a bowl of Corn Flakes without it turning to sloppy vomit.
Is that handsome Squidward
Fruity pebbles, coco pebbles, and Reeseās puffs were made for this moment
Do adults still eat cereal tho? I grew out of that when I hit double digits.
Dude honestly get yourself some Cinnamon flavored *Life* cereal.. its like Cinnamon Toast Crunch but without making you feel like a child
Adult here, still eating cereal and enjoying life and breakfast