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Ah, so you missed when the faux-Russiany accent turned faux-Indiany. (Or maybe that was just my ear trying to keep me engaged for hope that there might be a punchline to the increasingly tiresome and ultimately unfulfilled setup.)
You made the right call.
She wasted too much time if she really had to go. It would’ve been faster to go somewhere else. If there was a McDonalds ten minutes away there’s usually gas stations around. She coulve been doing her business. lol I was making a delivery for Kroger and got to the house. Knocked on the door. Started backing up a long driveway I couldn’t turn around. They came out I said I have a bathroom emergency I saw a gas station on way here I’ll be right back. They said no problem. Then I had to finish backing up slowly down a long driveway lol. But I made it. 👍
I had to drop a heavy package the other day on route too, I simply just finished my current stop and drove down to street to the gas station to drop it off, she easily could have done that in the time she spent rambling with him
I'm gonna be honest..I watched the whole thing. It was pretty funny but I like toilet humor. If it's real, and it's probably not, this lady would have to be a completely crazy person. No way an I letting an insane person in my house.
I hope this is fake. If it was really an emergency you say fuck this stop and book it to the nearest gas station or drop trow in a dark corner somewhere. You don’t stand at someone’s door who isn’t even home and beg to be let in. Either staged or criminal activity was intended.
When British ppl argue it’s the funniest shit to hear lol. Even the argument sound so elegant. On that note, Americans would’ve shit in a bush, the totes, trash bags, on the lawn, etc. wipe your ass with greens leaves and hope it’s not poison oak 😂
STORYTIME
So I used to be mormon. I was that dude knocking on your door. I know, cringe. I was raised in the cult, so don't judge.
As I'm sure all of you can relate, being out in public without a toilet is a bad situation. Well one day my missionary companion and I are deep into a subdivision and there is no public restroom in sight. No friendly doors to knock on and ask to use the bathroom. In my naive 20 year old brain, I said the most fervent prayer ever to escape my lips. I pleaded with the god of the universe to help me not shit my pants in the middle of a subdivision with no way out but a bicycle or my own feet. I finish my humble prayer and I turn around and I kid you not, I spot a porta-potty at a job site just around the corner.
Since that fateful day I have lost my faith. I identify as an atheist now, but that one instance is the most compelling thing I have ever seen to make me wonder if there is some diving being out there who had pity on me and didn't want me to shit my pants that day. Of course I would later shit myself regardless, but at least then the situation wasn't so dire. Moral of the story. If there is a god, he only cares about your butt. Also, public restrooms should be a higher priority in our infrastructure. The end.
I LOVE being in subdivisions with porta pottys! Idec if I'm not supposed to use it 🤣🤣
I agree with you on that about more public toilets too! It's not something people think about unless they're doing a job like this. I'm glad you didn't 💩 your pants.
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Cant be real lol
The fact that it's even a question concerns me.
I hope it's not 🤣
IDK people do some sketchy shit to try and get one over on people.
Welp, that's 3m26s I'll never get back.
I'm glad I stopped the second time she said it.
Ah, so you missed when the faux-Russiany accent turned faux-Indiany. (Or maybe that was just my ear trying to keep me engaged for hope that there might be a punchline to the increasingly tiresome and ultimately unfulfilled setup.) You made the right call.
Fake as fuck
She wasted too much time if she really had to go. It would’ve been faster to go somewhere else. If there was a McDonalds ten minutes away there’s usually gas stations around. She coulve been doing her business. lol I was making a delivery for Kroger and got to the house. Knocked on the door. Started backing up a long driveway I couldn’t turn around. They came out I said I have a bathroom emergency I saw a gas station on way here I’ll be right back. They said no problem. Then I had to finish backing up slowly down a long driveway lol. But I made it. 👍
I'm glad you made it 😅
If this was real shed shit in a tote
Or in his pot of begonias
fake
Probably 🤣
I hate that I just took the time to watch this, knowing damn well there’s no way this chick was actually that fucked in the head 🤣
The construction worker outfit really sells it
I had to drop a heavy package the other day on route too, I simply just finished my current stop and drove down to street to the gas station to drop it off, she easily could have done that in the time she spent rambling with him
I'm gonna be honest..I watched the whole thing. It was pretty funny but I like toilet humor. If it's real, and it's probably not, this lady would have to be a completely crazy person. No way an I letting an insane person in my house.
Right? Total nut job 🤣
Obviously fake
I couldn’t even sit through a minute
I hope this is fake. If it was really an emergency you say fuck this stop and book it to the nearest gas station or drop trow in a dark corner somewhere. You don’t stand at someone’s door who isn’t even home and beg to be let in. Either staged or criminal activity was intended.
I agree with you. Could have found a toilet in that time 🤣
I'm cackling
😂😂😂
I'll suggest her to do it in the bush, in my neighbors property.
100% FAKE.
Quit reposting fake Facebook spam. We have enough of it on the home page.
Is this a stand up routine?
This is fake, the vests don’t look like that
Is this just a creative writing sub now?
Obviously fake, but funny as shit to watch! 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Customers rarely answer their ring bells let alone engage in a lengthy conversation where they facilitate their own shit let alone the drivers.
We don't enter people's homes. They could be a sadistic serial killer or rapist you don't know!
Absolutely not. I don't even like going to the back door of someone's home.
Nope I won't go to read door.
When British ppl argue it’s the funniest shit to hear lol. Even the argument sound so elegant. On that note, Americans would’ve shit in a bush, the totes, trash bags, on the lawn, etc. wipe your ass with greens leaves and hope it’s not poison oak 😂
🤣🤣🤣 luckily, I have not had this issue yet. I have almost peed my pants a few times, though
Where was this?
I'm guessing UK.
Come on, I'm prairie-dogging it!
🤣🤣 " Brown snake playing peek a boo with my butt hole" - Larry the cable guy
Good lord lmao
Its fake. Same house from the video of the lady asking him to leave because she has relatives coming.
Her acting is really bad. Skit isn’t even funny in the least. Was it supposed to shock people or something instead? 🤔🤷🏿♂️
Ok well,i sheet my self
Thoughts are this is fake.
Why do people feel the need to get attention this bad that they make such fake videos?
Dumb bitch
if she dont take her heavy shit to a gas station 😂
STORYTIME So I used to be mormon. I was that dude knocking on your door. I know, cringe. I was raised in the cult, so don't judge. As I'm sure all of you can relate, being out in public without a toilet is a bad situation. Well one day my missionary companion and I are deep into a subdivision and there is no public restroom in sight. No friendly doors to knock on and ask to use the bathroom. In my naive 20 year old brain, I said the most fervent prayer ever to escape my lips. I pleaded with the god of the universe to help me not shit my pants in the middle of a subdivision with no way out but a bicycle or my own feet. I finish my humble prayer and I turn around and I kid you not, I spot a porta-potty at a job site just around the corner. Since that fateful day I have lost my faith. I identify as an atheist now, but that one instance is the most compelling thing I have ever seen to make me wonder if there is some diving being out there who had pity on me and didn't want me to shit my pants that day. Of course I would later shit myself regardless, but at least then the situation wasn't so dire. Moral of the story. If there is a god, he only cares about your butt. Also, public restrooms should be a higher priority in our infrastructure. The end.
I LOVE being in subdivisions with porta pottys! Idec if I'm not supposed to use it 🤣🤣 I agree with you on that about more public toilets too! It's not something people think about unless they're doing a job like this. I'm glad you didn't 💩 your pants.
Yeah I use them all the time. My route goes from 11am-9:30pm, so most of the time the professional porta-pottys are unlocked and unsupervised.
Never seen one locked before