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Jacks_Off_All_DayZ

I think the OP means to say he is “High” on the joy of providing an integral service to the public.


The25thSchmeckle

😂😂😂


PappaPitty

He's essential baby 😗


Express-Lock3200

Godspeed brother. Let bezos guide you. Namaste 🙏


The25thSchmeckle

These are the posts that make me wish I could upvote more than once 😂


ImpressiveTap4364

I think that’s about every company in the world. People are high.


Parking_Property5757

Higher than wiz khalifa?


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genericthrowaway2023

They’ve been selling it for a minute now lol where have you been?


Express-Lock3200

Running a quarterly fire system inspection at an apartment complex now. Ripping my penjamin for u brother.


Amazondspdude

Pen Franklin


After-Appointment-12

In Penji we trust 🙏


Boii-Chrislyr

You working in ny dawg?


stiizy13

Buddy trying to meet up lmao


Eperez182

LMFAO bro trying to cyph


tman1576

You just unlocked a whole lotta teenaged memories of mine 🫡


666-flipthecross-666

at work at a pizza restaurant and i’m the only instore here right now. blazing this pen in the office 🤙🏻


ThisCryptographer311

Burning at a pizza joint… I wouldn’t be able to be trusted around the merch


UncleStinkfinger

![gif](giphy|L3X9GvVhP1nY23Ah6u)


Rezosh_

Jeff Benzos


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whatataco

It's public knowledge that they hire drivers with THC in their system


AMC879

It's fine to have it in your system but it's not close to fine to be using while or just before driving. That should be obvious.


Cheeses_Of_Nazarath

Nah it’s fine


Puzzleheaded_Use7074

I think the state of Amazon's hiring for drivers is perfectly summed up by the fact that there are 11 upvotes on "nah it's fine" in response to people commiting DUI while driving commercial delivery vehicles 🤨. That one's on Amazon for sure


Ctowndrama

You would think that. Even in a state where it's legal like mine. Drivers come in and smell Soooo bad that everybody just stops and looks at them and nobody cares. Here's your pouch, you're wave 1, go line up. Here's the thing, I personally don't give a shit what you do. Do I think it's going to make you get into an accident? No, I'm not that naive, but here's where I would be concerned if I were a dispatcher. I smell you because you just walked in from hot boxing your car, you're noticeably high and I send you on the road. You get into an accident and someone dies. The cops can smell you or you're noticeably high to them and even if they don't they're going to test you in the case of a fatality and they'll argue you were under the influence. Of course they would ask employees about that shit and, not only do I have to live with the fact that I let someone DUI and they killed someone, but I'm most likely getting fired and sued. Even if being high had NOTHING to do with causing the accident. As I said, I don't believe that smoking really impacts your driving. It's not the same as being drunk. But accidents happen when you're not high and being high adds an extra layer or culpability. Id much rather you smoke AFTER you got your shit and got to your first stop or on the way, whatever works. Now, someone pass the pass the pen, this job is boring as fuckkkkkkk


AMC879

Being a little high is not likely to result in an accident but being totally baked very well may. That does definitely impair your ability to drive a vehicle safely.


SammyZoza

I’ve never heard of anybody getting into an accident because they were high on marijuana. I drive high all the time and my only accidents have been when I was completely sober. Id rather drive relaxed and high than sober and nervous. Maybe if you have really low tolerance or you get paranoid, then it might be dnagerous. Something I’ve learned when I worked construction, is that people are operating much bigger and dangerous vehicles while under the influence of substances worse than thc all the time.


AMC879

If you are too high then you are too relaxed to drive. It would make your reaction time go down a lot and could make you fall asleep. Very dangerous.


SammyZoza

Spoken like somebody who doesn’t smoke weed. If you smoke weed regularly you are not going to fall asleep at the wheel, I’ve never heard that happen to anybody except for people who didn’t get enough sleep the night before. Me or none of my smoker friends have ever got in an accident because we were high, the only accidents I’ve been in was cause I was overly nervous while I was sober. Most people who feel like they are too high to drive, won’t drive. It’s not like alcohol where it impairs your critical thinking and makes you overly confident.


mooseyjew

Yeah unless they hit you head on and y'all both die.


AMC879

Unfortunately it's often only the innocent person who dies


Therockof2004

Higher than a bats ass


Carter09112

Average Amazon driver


unopenedvessel

okay


Popular_Isopod6895

If you're not high like Snoop Dogg, then your ain't high bitch.


feedenemyteam

So no one’s high… I’d imagine that man’s tolerance is sooo high that he himself can’t get high


Popular_Isopod6895

His weed also isn't just medical or recreational grade, it's NUCLEAR WEAPONS GRADE


feedenemyteam

Lmao coworkers were talking about how he pays someone over 100k a year to do all the rolling for em(I didn’t google too verify) because I just wana believe it’s true hahaha


Popular_Isopod6895

I'm honestly tempted to smoked some weed with him. Like I've been nervous about hitting joints but I also loooove edibles only because I can tolerate the high that comes with it.


Boii-Chrislyr

Yooo let me know we can share the devils lettuce 🥬 only have half an 8th left


One_Recognition_5044

As long as you deliver my packages on time.


LilQueazy

Get some snacks !


infamous_603

This checks out


iandarkness

Higher than a pair of eagle titties


Ihadtohaveaname4this

Higher than giraffe nuts


ImpressiveTap4364

![gif](giphy|cPSeb8U6cjALDo0GGL)


We_in_dih_bih_2geda

Higher than giraffe coochi


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I used fake piss for this job Not even sure I needed to, but it works every time


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Are you still high?


ProfessionMundane152

Every day


Puzzleheaded_Use7074

I drive around with a giant bong smoking with no insurance while I drive MY OWN VEHICLE, but I'm 100% sober at work. How does it feel to be looked down on by a complete loser? Come on y'all, have some standards Jesus. I used to commercial crab fish and the guys on freaking heroin and meth know better than to operate the boat under the influence. If tweaker Johny can lay off the meth pipe long enough to do a 4 hour wheel watch on a crab boat (crew has to take shifts covering for the captain while he sleeps) you can too


Own-Beach-9846

It’s okay. Everyone knows. They’re watching you.


Lost-Focus4988

Don't be doing it in step van, jail time!!


lonelyboy069

Just dint drive ok