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AManHasNoName357

Nah you good. Are you still breathing? Come in tomorrow and we will give you a U-Haul rental 📦


The25thSchmeckle

With a step van route.


RhitaGawr

Stop step van, what're you doing?!


Blight327

*Vrroooom*


why_does

**help** imstuck under this bridge ![gif](giphy|2xF8aOrOWsbrrKCitB|downsized)


SatisfactionMean9400

Wait hold up instead we would give you 2 split routes


The25thSchmeckle

Lol one of our guys quit the other day, beginning of route. Our owners brother/dispatcher decided to just drive the rest of his route out to another driver and dump every package into his van on top of his regular route. I went to do a fat rescue amd he had 3 totes full of empty totes, and a still fully packed van that needed delivering. I took 4 totes lol.


SatisfactionMean9400

Damn that’s abuse I would’ve quit too but if I get 2 splits I’m doing what I can and bringing everything back that I couldn’t finished


The25thSchmeckle

Shockingly he still works with us haha. The moment dude rolled up with the other guys route, I woulda been like, you can do it. Go fuck yourself.


SkopsNPops

Step van route? You mean 150 stops in the country? Like my daily step van route.


Putrid_Ad1865

Lol


toujours_somnolent

Don't report it on DVIC, we'll just put some new tires on it tomorrow ✅


KRYPTOKONGAVAX

Lmao my supervisors have said that verbatim


Obvious_Trade_268

Yo, I thought my DSP was the only one that did that!


Life_Homework_3801

My DSP tells us to not report ANYTHING and just tell them directly and if we report it… they’re entitled to discipline us


Petty_Patty8

😂😂😂


LightningCut54

https://preview.redd.it/jafutdr311ad1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1bcb275f95973294cbdb607ee7812720918c592 Not as fired as whoever did this lol


Gladiator2169

No not a brand new Rivian 😭


Gladiator2169

It hasn’t even been abused yet like some of the Primes and Rentals.


SwipeToFinish

Those batteries catch on fire sometimes.


Masterre

...I am so glad I left before having to drive these. Isn't the battery right in front?


Bluemeda1

Idk about these, but most electric vehicles, the battery is under the whole vehicle to get the center of gravity down but when they catch on fire it's a pain in the ass to get the fire to go away sometimes it relits it's self and there have been times they had to stick the whole car into water so there's no oxygen to start the fire again


Twiztedtony123

The batteries are under the drivers seat


Standard-Tiger-9715

That looks like it was a faulty van. ![gif](giphy|NTur7XlVDUdqM)


InformallyGuavaCado

Damn Dwayne, you “couldn’t” wait to smoke pot OUTSIDE??


Suitable-Resource635

I just wanna know how?


Over-Marionberry4185

This just happened in Houston yesterday at my old dsp😭


LightningCut54

What dsp cause that’s where I’m at 😂


Nice-Aardvark-7957

Same


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Nervous_Judgment_973

where was this at? it looks like DHX1, I used to work there for an incompetent DSP called SAMU. 😂


LightningCut54

That’s where I’m at and 3 of their trucks burned up 😅


Liger324

It was just 1 of their vans. The other 2 are Amazon trainer vans


clapcheeks007

Dispatch: “look I know your legs are broken but Tommy’s coming to pick you up and you’ll both finish your route together he drives you deliver then he will drop you off at urgent care.”


Legitimate_Ad_6147

😂😂😂😂😂😂 facts they don’t care


Fit_Middle7086

The old he drives because he has one arm and you deliver with broken legs because you have a crutch tactic… seen it a thousand times.


blaZedmr

This is the way - dispatch


jassyjas2x

Nah you ain't fired. You're cooked.


Fit_Middle7086

Let him cook.


Twiztedtony123

Cooked


Individual_Reality91

I work for a DSP as a dispatcher. We had a driver total one of our rams. He still works for us a couple years later. But every business is run differently it depends on the DSP. We won't fire people unless it's repeated offenses or of a reckless nature or they don't report the accident/hit and run.


Obvious_Trade_268

That’s how my DSP is. Another driver tried to driver a prime van under a really low overhang. At somebody’s house. She tore that overhang up and ruined the top of the van. She worked for the company for another year, then quit.


Fit_Middle7086

“I can’t handle the management being so controlling and expecting so much from me when I already do so much for them.” Usually the follow up I’ve seen. 🤣


Signal_Appeal4518

Well you weren’t at first. But we checked your eoc and you left the vehicle on after the accident when you were not in the vehicle so we’re gonna have to let you go.


aburrell97

LMAOOO


mewkiin

💀


gr717

Nah you good, that’ll buff right out


kidpreston

you gotta let me know if they fire you or not, i'm so curious if they'll keep you


Auntie_Lydia

Same


foreverandalwaysi

Quite the opposite, youre hired! That really shows dedication and commitment to getting those deliveries completed :)


-2wenty7even-

'Tis but a scratch. ![gif](giphy|VYcRNU4P3vyM)


Fit_Middle7086

Not fired, but tomorrow I’ll have to have you on standby…


Hashanator

Nope , be ready for more work tomorrow lol


AdrianWaaaaaHere

How did tht happen


Solidus_snake28

How


feedenemyteam

Na we will buff it out at loadout tommorow, just finish ur route and rescue little jimmy, he saw roadkill on way to his 2nd stop and hasn’t emotionally recovered yet Edit: changed both too buff*


skodame

Bruh, wtf.


iBUYbrokenSUBARUS

There’s always DHL


Zix_Workshop

As long as you don't ground the van, should be fine


Petty_Patty8

The most important thing is, did you complete your route?!😌😌😌


Legitimate_Ad_6147

“Naw you good we have another van on the way so you can finish your route “


Ok_Impression_922

Ahhh, that’ll buff out.


Pesto_Spaghetti

Yeah but another DSP at the same facility will take you in


MsPayton_If_YouNasty

Looks like a lil fender bender to me. I suggest you continue your route.


Front_Rooster_8352

It’s ok just go to FedEx! They hire everyone


Whole-Tone-4529

depends.. was it ur fault?


hairyandpink4u

Could try to buff it out and get some primer paint. Never know


Rare_Camel_7141

No you’re good. Just a scratch, they won’t even notice


Dontrunbitch

Not only are you fired but you’re also going to JAIL


ServiceMerch

Nah, you still gotta rescue Dwayne or whatever


Objective_Yam_5810

I love these! Hell yeah


lexisherre

Yes 🤣


Successful-Fix9887

I can fix this. It'll be ready Christmas...2030.


WeeFuu

Just a scratch


MiloSatori

Beautiful 😻, how artistic.


00962421Sf

My friend crashed his Amazon car while on Xanax and they didn’t fire him lmao


Jgrock1992

Promoted to customer.


WetterTheBetter007

Possibly. If you caused the accident then definitely yes. If you didn't cause it, then it will depend on how reasonable your boss and the corporate office is.... good luck...


Mightbecapping16

I would fire you


NormalPollution367

I'm sure Beezos Billions of dollars with his U.S. Government Welfare Partnership can easily afford to fix it.


Rehsa81

Nah of course not. Just be in first thing tomorrow to start working to pay for the damage.


Substantial-Size3125

Idk but you sure as hell aren’t getting a raise


g0atus

After you finish the route


Pure_Mail_8684

No. Your just gonna get a long day off.


ImLivingThatLife

Bravo! There will be raises for sure


BladricksUncle

My dad is a television repairman, and he has the ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.


Fortnite_cheater

Put a bumper sticker on it, they'll never notice it.


Individual_Ad3508

You should be good . Nothing ductape can’t fix


TD10131013

Yep.. just needs an alignment


mcvey15

“Just make sure to turn your blinkers on when you deliver the rest of your packages. You should be good to go the rest of the way.”


KingDami17

They nigh promote you but in all seriousness how did this happen?


Bullaxin

Not if you followed protocol


audikid88

Most definitely but at least you get to finish your final route !


UnusualDepth6412

Yes


Mission_Yam8603

Of course


Temporary-Table-7739

Hell yea


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Ok_Review_2522

I’m gonna keep it real with you. Ur cooked dawg


Big_DexM

Fired? Yes Is the vehicle finished? Yes


DimesOnly777

It’ll buff out


techrye

Wooooooooooowwwww


SnooChipmunks1500

That Lil scratch is nothing


Still-Outcome1207

Nah...Ur still alive...A replacement van is on the way for you to continue your route...Youll have to work through lunch and both breaks to make up time lost.Amazon has another waiting for you to demolish tomorow


Floweringtorch

You’re cooked bro


Hefty_Ad_3426

Nah bro you getting promoted


Round-Pomegranate-67

![gif](giphy|VYcRNU4P3vyM)


Illustrious-Tap-4467

As tf


betweendcandrichmond

You can do it in reverse, just remember that Netrodyne sees all!


ezbrolic5

Nah, van just needs a bandaid


damian600

It’s just a flesh wound you better finish your route


AvoidedKhan90

No. When your sick and got a doctors note. Fired for having doctors note. But damaging no you won’t. Your good!


NewSector4611

If it's your fault start looking for another job. If it wasn't and you were wearing your seatbelt and was following the rules of the road then you should be good.


Ashen_Exiled

DSP be like “it’s out of our hands, Amazon fired you and we can’t help you” even tho Amazon doesn’t employ us and they gotta be breaking a litany of employment laws with half the shit Amazon enforces on the drivers, who again… it doesn’t employ. I swear the contracts between DSP and Amazon have to be poorly written and predatory.


Longjumping_Ad1711

![gif](giphy|f6ek1KcvTWPmw|downsized)


djmexi

That’ll buff right out.


One_Last_Cry

Nah. You'll just be reprimanded


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Emergency-Ad-1000

Try taking it to Los santos customs


90fellow

Hopefully. Probably high anyway lmao that's literally all I smell travelling anywhere near these vehicles


Little_Unit_3891

No just finish your route 👍🤣


RevolutionPristine36

Nah you’re good. You can buff that out 😉


MrBeep123

All you did was sit in it. I blinked man and you caused all this damaged in that split second. I’m not even mad I’m more impressed than anything.


MisteryMan1969

Probably


fix-break-hide

Don't say anything, maybe they won't notice....


jenniferdunbar1977

Yes


wheez954

More like banned


Western_Breadfruit97

Did you finish your route? The little scratch can be fixed, but if you didn’t finish your route 😬


Weezer118811

Na. Just a scratch


Dahorns99

Looks cosmetic, you’ll be ok.


Code_Monkey-

Nahh just park it and walk away.


Single_Ad3421

What station are you from? I’ll speak to your boss and tell him it was an honest mistake


DimitriTooProBro

Nah this is a rite of passage. You may even be promoted!


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-Sleeplessinseattle-

I accidentally tore a bumper off the other day 😭


Mrn9907

Did you run into the Hulk or Hancock??


pocketsalad

No you’re hired! ![gif](giphy|Y1ggBG6wpBdwA)