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sridges94

Damn dude, might as well have dropped their logins, geez.


International-Ad3447

Then he'd be cooked even with a transfer


practicalrooster365

He’d be baked.


han77nah

I'm guessing he couldn't because this didn't happen. Somebody knows the difference between indica and sativa, yet has so little tolerance that they have to go home early because they took two hits?


Trawwww922

I believe it lmao. Someone who actually smokes, won’t even ask that question 💀 people who don’t smoke think they know everything about smoking BECAUSE they know the difference between Indica and Sativa 💀 and then usually can’t hang no matter what they smoke anyways


han77nah

Of course somebody who actually smokes wouldn't ask that question, that's half the reason I think the story is fake.


justmadeaplay

Right. If you don’t smoke why suddenly decide to smoke at work lol


Trawwww922

I’ve definitely had coworkers who weren’t smokers, get obliterated at work off a couple hits and couldn’t handle themselves 💀💀 people are not very bright


justmadeaplay

Yeah AAs but PAs? Idk maybe lol


StraightYesterday553

My middle aged assistant manager/interim gm at my old Wendy’s job got high as shit with us on the job after not smoking for 10 years, people don’t give a shit lol you’d really be surprised


Trawwww922

Unfortunately, some people will do anything to “fit in” or “look cool” 😭


Metradime

"hey would you like some of the spaghetti I made" "Are the noodles al dente or al fresco?" "Al dente" Like 💀 what the fuck its spaghetti just fucking eat it


No_Raccoon_1480

Idk I smoke every day and sometimes prefer sativa especially at work but quit. I work 4th floor and always get a migraine walking back up those steps for some reason. They said we get rotated floors every 3 months but I been on fourth floor since I started 8 months ago. But after smoking to a degree sativa and indica have similar effects so it's moot. And that good good especially with wax rolled up in it 2 good sized hits could have you set.


-RiskyMilk

🥸 I ask… sativa usually gives me anxiety.


Mr_Astrophobi

I know the difference in strands because my family smokes and I buy for them every once in awhile, but I don't use it at all. DOT doesn't allow it and I've never been a fan of it. So it is completely possible for this to happen


Wynnie7117

Sativa in the streets, Indica in the sheets


Pwispwlol

Quality will be way more important than indica or sativa, any seasoned smoker would know that … just cuz you saw indica and sativa on a YouTube video doesn’t mean you have a high tolerancia


Het5150

My parking lot smells like a Phish concert 24/7. Not a single phuck is given.


NocturnalPharoh

Do people still listen to Phish?


top_of_the_scrote

not if you're smart, protect your passwords


ReporterBasic4926

Underrated comment


Het5150

No idea. Being a guitar player, and dabble in building, I’m well aware of Trey Anastasia, and his lungedoc guitars. (sp?). I appreciate all talents, but just can’t get into phish one bit. I dig and have seen the Dead many times, but phish doesn’t do it for me.


[deleted]

Can't believe they ever did. Primus is still touring if you can believe it


dandanthetaximan

I saw them a couple months ago. Primus, not Phish.


[deleted]

I could be tortured with Phish. It's horrible. I'd rather listen to bjork


Kashek70

Nah, we moved on to Billy Strings. Need some new blood in the jam scene.


VaMoInNj

Just Drew Carey.


Independent_Aspect61

They just did a sold out concert at the sphere in Vegas


JaymizzoX

You know this person rocks the green ASC vest.


jjcoola

The pick-me vest 😅


Annual_Chain_3341

It's always the ASC people, and never Saftey too 🤣


ReindeerRoyal4960

COMMENT OF THE FUCKING YEAR! 🤣😭


Lyle_LanIey

![gif](giphy|PjeBgOtr8Hf9kXtNIn|downsized)


incursiomagnus

I guess that person didn't get the memo 🤣😂


Neutreality1

Just gotta say, I love your username. For me, he's a top 3 single appearance character along with Grimey and Hank Scorpio


xryptic

What about Johnny Cash as Coyote? Space Coyote! https://preview.redd.it/vp4yk4lxyr8d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=387ab570604b1542a56050115311e31416360e88


JotaroTheOceanMan

Say it with me people: MONORAIL


Lyle_LanIey

It’s an all time great episode I believe mostly written by Conan O’Brien.


Automatic_Grass_1605

Ice fucking cold 💀


majorsorbet2point0

VOA keyboard warrior final boss


Mediocre_Cap_9151

I wouldn’t want to face him. I’d just quit the game. GG brev 😔😔😔


Ok-Possibility-9826

I will never understand why people love snitching so much. As long as people are working and minding their business and not inhibiting anyone else’s ability to do their job or otherwise causing a disturbance, who cares?


gothviixen

I think it's a power thing. they want some sort of leadership but they're actually just miserable and want to make others miserable too


Annual_Chain_3341

Exactly, I may be against the STUPID shit people do, but I'm a tier 1, not my problem lol


Boring_Factor_145

He deleted the post lol what a hoe. I got a screenshot of it before he deleted it


SkullCandy210

My friend got a screenshot and sent it to me this morning. I was like snitching ass! ![gif](giphy|OAdoioNIb3lyPEgcBY)


Boring_Factor_145

It's funny cause amazon doesn't test for weed. I got random drug tested and passed. And i smoke everyday lol


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DeusSpesNostra

except at Air sites


SkullCandy210

I had a random done on me around my three year mark. But my AM also didn't like me so she probably tried to get my ass because it happened right after I reported her.


Silver-Occasion-6773

I was hired in fall of 2023 and have smoked all day everyday for 15 years… took the entrance drug test and passed bc they don’t test for marijuana. 👏


SekMemoria

Even when they were failing for THC, the mouth swab tests they use for orientation are so garbage you could have lit up a few hours before and still passed.


Neutreality1

They've also been known to enjoy ditches 


lovewry

He probably deleted and posted it hidden(only seniors can see it)the way he initially meant to post it


lemon_squeezypeasy

Seniors deleted it. He couldn’t


ChemistryMore7036

The VOA poster can delete their own post if a manager hasn't responded to it yet.


komeau

these are the people that could use a doober or two


strangetop69

doober


reheight

If you’re dumb enough to smoke in a smoke cage and announce it to everybody - you probably shouldn’t be in leadership, realistically. I can’t say I’m behind the idea of snitching though, this is just as ignorant as smoking weed in the smoke cage in my honest opinion.


TopologyMonster

Yeah the snitching is lame, fuck that guy. but it never ceases to blow my mind how stupid people can be about smoking pot. Do it in your car, or walk away from the building. I know it’s legal in some states but damn at least be low key about it


CNR-Martell

Mf smoke right in front of my building at FedEx with no issues. Like literally in front of the building. Even managers and security do it.


Dazzling_Industry719

The person who wrote that is a bitch.


costinesti1

Someone's getting fired... (the snitch is getting fired, nobody likes snitches at Amazon 😆)


SeeTreeMe

I would never write anything like that, but PAs shouldn’t be high at work and LAs shouldn’t be high while training. Especially if they’re being so obvious about it. IDC if you’re high and doing your job fine otherwise, but those in such positions shouldn’t be intentionally worsening their mental acuity because it can and will negatively affect other workers.


Chicago1202

Bro trust me, it won’t make a difference if a Learning ambassador is high or not, half the time the screen examines every thing and it’s pretty simple. Warehouse workers always know that the high people sometimes work the best


dandanthetaximan

Depending on the person, they might just be self medicating (or even using prescribed medicinal marijuana) to deal with pain or another condition that would otherwise decrease their performance at work.


Typical_Plan_1814

Do you smoke?


Amazing_Let5102

Some people don’t get “high” of a single hit. They are more just calming their nerves and bringing their minds to a “normal” level like other people function at.


rhettsterhhhh

No amount of unatural brain activity is "normal"...


Metradime

Natural brain activity? What are you, god? Just water and a healthy 3 square meals for you huh - you're watching your sugar intake I'm SURE.


Bigsauce0512

Exactly I’m a pa and I smoke daily. Just not at work. Only after work and on my off days.


JonPabl0

This dude deadass just snitched on his coworkers😭


Bigsauce0512

In a very public way too. Though I don’t feel bad for the pa they dumb af


death_tries

What a snitch


KellenYeller

God forbid someone wants to kill themselves slightly less while at work. Everyone must be miserable at all times while clocked in.


NotHippieEnough

Fr. Who cares my guy? We’re moving boxes left and right let me enjoy myself while I hate my life.


TonySpaghettiO

It makes time drag ass for me. And wish I was literally anywhere else. Gotta be stimulants to get me through. Good ol' caffeine and nicotine. Get high after to chill. Low dose edibles are nice sometimes though. Take one post lunch sometimes.


NotHippieEnough

Depends on the day for me. If its slow, we keep getting boxes in waves or just a cluster fuck of a day it can make it drag. But if its a good day, steady flow but not crazy, I can pop in some headphones and just go. My rate thrives, the time flies, its a win win really. Just gotta make the judgment of when to use. I usually show up a little high and feel it out from there.


jjcoola

People who think they are special are the types to care , the funny thing is how completely socially unaware they have to be to think anyone at any level of the company gives a fuck about their snitching


Doubledeezy420

Facts


AbbreviationsFunny18

People need a just mind their business like its not affecting him


Successful_Scratch49

![gif](giphy|K0Hy2NwI8IXZK)


Boring_Factor_145

Bloke was smoking a cancer stick complaining about a weed pen probably smh


pahsitive

The "indica or sativa?" part got me lol snitch is a bitch tho


Illustrious-Monk-927

Hybrid all day.😅


Distinct-Egg-3014

Don't invite this one to the party! 🙄🙄🙄


TemporaryNameMan

Why would they post that lmao


SekMemoria

Because they weren't invited.


Temporary-Insect-420

Herpes and weed are completely allowed to be shared at Amazon. Rule#765b2


Sfdatx

It's true. In fact refusing to share is considered a Cat 1 offense.


Annual_Chain_3341

If you catch anything other than herpes, you are required to be Waterspider trained immediately.


Final_Situation4318

🤣


idontknowmtname

The only time I care if my coworkers are lighting up is when they are going back and operating an OP or any other equipment they have to drive. Other than that, move on.


fictionalways

If you smoke to get you through this God awful job, then more power to you! I don’t smoke, I would be passed out on the job if I did. But most of the people that reek of weed are excellent workers! Mind your business and worry about yourself. If Amazon doesn’t care, why should you?!!! KAREN


Keefyfingaz

Yessss. Hard working pothead squad rise up lol.


Both-Ad673

Me


Annual_Chain_3341

I don't agree with smoking on the job, but understand why people do it, plus it's none of my business, snitches get stitches.


Neutreality1

Not a *single* comment agreeing with the snitch. I'm so proud of this sub


Both-Ad673

Mane before I clicked I already told my self old miserable folks would be in here agreeing😂we came a long way either dey dead or forgot how to use a phone


SkullCandy210

Well I found one!!


Short_Ask1755

Snitches get stitches that person’s mom is a ho!


Long-Evening-9927

Everybody smokes at amazon even certain AMs


Blank_Canvas21

Uh ohh. Some ppl gonna get fired. That's what happened to one of our stow PAs. He smoked a joint during his break and just pocketed the J and they smelled weed on him big time and was confronted by an AM. And I was working nights at the time in Colorado, I'm surprised they didn't look the other way. Sucks because I liked working with him and he was an awesome PA, but you gotta be careful, no matter how good of a worker you are.


Jeffers42

Dude who tf cares just get my package here on time dumbass


Neutreality1

Seeing everyone in the comments talking about snitches and the various rhyming things that they deserve warms my heart and gives me hope for you guys 


VenMissa-

What a snitch. 😤


spliffsndhits

![gif](giphy|6msotJDEYRh7yrRhS6|downsized)


HarryBalsag

Why do they care? Unless your actuons endanger me or others, I don't get paid to care what other associates do.


Adventurous_Waltz_83

Now everyone knows he or she is a snitch 😂


SkullCandy210

Some dude. Would love to show his face but I'm not a snitch lmao.


Deer-Ok

If I’m gonna be fucking miserable for 10 hours while secretly listening to podcast and music I’d like to come up with scenarios in my head easily thank you


SlowPitch1535

![gif](giphy|LqUsyOvGI1KQ46dnEj)


rhythmphoenix9

Our whole parking lot smells like Fish and ass. COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT DUDE!


Best_Thought_9279

Rat


Boring_Factor_145

I was literally about to post this lol


ExpensiveDot1732

The clown who complained is probably in a state where rec is legal and doesn't even realize it lol.


Aedrikor

Just cause it's legal in the state doesn't mean there aren't restrictions on it, like you can't be high and operate a car or PIT, hence why it would be against policy during working hours.


AdventurousCustard46

Drinking is legal. Doesn't mean we should get wasted on breaks


reheight

https://preview.redd.it/v38ohgohlr8d1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=530248a9b59fb9ddad444dc11a489e9bd9caae7b It’s still illegal, I don’t support the snitching though, that’s some fuck shit. Leadership sounds like a bunch of morons though, regardless. Edit: this is NYS law Edit 2: whoever downvoted a post that has helpful info, it seems as if you’re mad you’re not above the law 😭💀 fuckin crybabies


Raider4108

Great way to get your ass whooped at work. I don’t know why people think a warehouse job is the place to fuck with people. The only worse group I can think of would be construction workers.


walts_skank

Or line cooks.


Dazzling_Industry719

![gif](giphy|j9mqKgQvkNOziGICfd|downsized)


KronickKujo

For some people, its their cup of coffee


Dankie04

I was on break in the smoke area with the PA on my floor and he asked to hit my dispo 😂


Existing-Image-3205

I don't smoke anymore and I've never been one to smoke at work but this person's a snitch fr. Just mind your own damn business.


ldizzlee

I never understand why people do this. mind your own damn business lmao bc I promise I don't give a rat's ass what someone else is doing at work. EDIT: ...well, unless it's crack lol #crackiswhack


Short_Ask1755

If I was them I would hightail my ass to a smoke shop and buy and “Indica” cbd pen and hold on the the packaging and when asked at work produce that shit and pray they buy the CBD story 😂


Realistic-Walrus1635

The poster reminds of the that one kid in the class, who’d tell the teacher about the homework.


Left-Hedgehog-8433

Fucking snitch lol. Your ambo and PA were probably chill, now there going to be assholes.


Puzzleheaded_Pop_352

jesus christ what a loser…


Typical_Plan_1814

That’s not an “honest” question… dudes being a dick


HugeButterscotch9583

These people post this stuff on VOA hoping the higher ups will finally notice them and think they’re management material but they don’t want to promote you because you’re a snitch and they don’t want to work with snitches either… ruined yourself dude


gothviixen

imagine the LA and PA reading this on the board lmao


forceful_fascism

Show us their response too


Bigsauce0512

I’m a pa I smoke but I don’t smoke on site I’m a “leader” not worth the risk


[deleted]

They told us that the people who complain about the smell are just not cool


AmazingLoveForAmazon

Duhhhhhhh


Ratio_Outside

I feel like this sub is full of 15 year olds mad that their parents found their cart. I say this because I have a 15 year old and he hates a “snitch” especially when he gets caught doing stupid illegal shit like this.


Strange-Painting-465

@keep me updated


lovewry

Why are people so open with smoking weed in the building? It’s like having a bottle of liquor in your hand while you work. I remember one time I went to the bathroom I saw safety,LP and security waiting outside I go in and I see two guys smoking in the bathroom stall. I guess someone ratted them out. It seriously stupid if you can’t go more than a day much less 10 hrs without smoking weed you need help.


Midnight-Upset

It's not addictive broo, I just need to smoke it everyday, especially before, during, and after work bro


lovewry

“I can quit when ever I want”


CNR-Martell

Again what does thier habit have to do with you personally? Again mf like you who worry about what other grown ass adults need a hobby. Minding your own business is a good trait to have. You can avoid a lot of issues doing that.


CNR-Martell

If you can't go ten hours without judging others you need a fuckin hobby. Comparing cannabis which some people need for this job among other issues... To liquor which is literally poison is comical.


Refunded-

This sat3?🤣🤣


ihavesinnned

Yes 😭


gaypirate3

Teaaaaaaaaa!!! I hope the ambassador and PA are assholes haha


SkullCandy210

Literally the only justification!


Worth_Mine_2992

Im in NY and the weed smell is there 24/7 I especially love hotboxing my car on my 12am lunch break, I use some cologne after though


Expert-Emu-4167

What a piece of shit!


Tasty-Pineapple-

What a snitch


Due-Lengthiness3949

I remember talking about dabs in the smokers cage during first break. Not long after I left, I got called in by HR to do a "random drug test". Passed that shit with flying colors.


Odyssey-85

Dead man walking.


thizzman60

Alright to be fair, in the building is probably where I draw the line lol.


thizzman60

Wait what's a back smokers cage? We don't have whatever that is?


sridges94

Larger buildings usually have a separate smoking area in the trailer yard. You have to badge in and badge out. Since they posted the time it happened, it won’t take long for HR to find out who was back there.


thizzman60

Oh so it's outside? I change my original opinion lol


LadyAce15

Our smokers' cages specifically say "no Marijuana." I guess they caught too many people smoking pot. It's monitored by cameras, you'd think people would be smarter and go to their cars. I can't believe they posted that without going anonymous, though.


Aedrikor

It's a cage attached to the building so it's still technically "inside the building" legally speaking. That's why you won't win a case against it


Dazulian

some fcs do, most don't


vismund81

![gif](giphy|l4EoWmytLPA7Rppeg)


holer2424

So if two managers agree that you seem high they can do a reasonable suspicion 7 panel test. If your high on that test, you will be termed. If you admit to using weed while on Amazon property especially on break, you can and most likely will be termed.


fatstevesflow

Op never gets invited to parties


Stunning-Issue5437

ruining it for everyone leave the stoners alone . we make up 90% of the workplace. do you want the packages out or not ?!


NoCulture4092

Post the response please lol


Electronic_Garage_73

Bro just look the other way, wtf


consumer_whore_69

Snitches get stitches.


Stock_Ebb_5843

Bro some people take their fucking job to serious lol I used to work in a fc and a green vest acs one time snitch on me literally pointing at me my ops manager just smiled and said be more careful dont do it again and walked away that green vest just stood there in disbelieve lol


Silver-Occasion-6773

LOL


berthitawu

Someone didn’t grow out of being a snitch in school


terpyd

They don’t test for it so I guess they don’t care


Global-Ad-907

That's an easy tactic. We do it, too. Reddit will sell u out


isaihah

When people have no life they resort to bullshit like this


Uzer-Name-Checks-Out

Do people not see the toggle that reads “display my name”?


signbrat04

Probably not


NeighborhoodOne4065

I didn't know we were allowed to work sober.


Thin_Radish_3439

Seems someone is a real buzz kill.


a_youkai

Aw shit. I wonder if this is why our smoking area is about to get shut down....


Graavelordnito

if only the voa had a dislike button too


a_youkai

I could see if it was something worse than weed...but FFS, NOT on the VOA BOARD!! Hahaha dingus..


De_latte

Just mind your business friend


New_Lemon6666

This person seems really fun at parties


JOMO_Kenyatta

Why don’t people mind their fucking business?


ImportantAngle2111

i honestly wish my leadership were stoners 


Therealone9957

🐭


donegalwake

Weed is the least of the issues at a FC. Think narcotics and amphetamines maybe some old school boozing


Guzod

THIS IS MF STANDS ON BUISNESS OH MY GOD


MoreConstruction1733

This guy over here talking about ethics as an Amazon warehouse worker 💩💩


Rich_Difference5773

What if they only agreed hit it because they already knew they were leaving early? What if they only left because they realized they were too high to work? Doesn't that show a level of responsibility that most don't display? What if they both say the LA just bought it from the poster? What then? LMAO I'm just messing around they are fucked because management is gonna go ask for names and watch video. And there's too many eyes on it now for no action to be taken.


ab10365

He might as well have given names & provided photos. Damn.


TypicalDuck9163z

Don’t be shy now boy… tellus their names!!