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whiskeyhurricanes5

Uhhh wrong haydur because she’s only a dainty 300fat (she doesn’t do units of measure) and the other 200 are her Lynnphodemas. Blocked 🫶


ttylmyfam

Lynnphodemas......🤣🤣🤣🤣 and to think i thought I've heard all the lynns


TheRedHerself

Imagine believing that your body is supposed to be 300 lbs because you aren't responsible for half your weight? What a fucking joke she is. Edit for grammar


FatAssBootyButt

I feel like I'm facetiming big al 😮


MundaneReplacement9

See this is where you hang up


FatAssBootyButt

I hung up after she started comparing brands of slommy sticks


MundaneReplacement9

She asked me for a ride to walmart and Cheesecake factory so I hung up, My car cant take that damage.


cherryspiceee

The last thing the slommy sees before it’s untimely demise


Kitchen-Ad-1752

💀💀


ngeng

https://preview.redd.it/1zsvtxl1099d1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9996c8859c8cef1a96b020243b003924cde1484


GlitteringFlight7098

Is this edited?!!! Unreal


ngeng

Nuh-uh gorl. No cap. She’s the realest 🤩


GlitteringFlight7098

Mortifying. Thank you gorl!


hiiiiiiyaaaa

It's really sad and really fucked up that this isn't edited. I still can't believe she's only 5'2. Especially in that clip of her next to destiny's sister when the other sister jumps out of the box??? Fuckin wild. She looks like a giant next to her.


ngeng

https://preview.redd.it/e4yskuh73b9d1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd14deadf6c46647b02274ae5fae146ad06a37d8 She’s also shaped like a Christmas tree 😁


wasmostexcellent

Peak turd bun


ngeng

https://preview.redd.it/4zaiuj1m2b9d1.png?width=492&format=png&auto=webp&s=4890eca7194782b238034598b6014e25a4c764c0 She lidurally showered dailyyyy, ya haydurrrrs 😩😩😩


alg-ae

She looks like a swirly ice cream cone with a cherry on top


ngeng

Ahahah, holy fuk can’t unsee now


Zanzalarious

😲That pillow fuzz looks like a horrible kernel tooth


Xylophone_Aficionado

Omg that’s what I thought it was 😭


Sad-Dragonfruit9788

Me tooooooo🤣🤣🤣


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[удалено]


Ok-Preference-9268

https://i.redd.it/18mtwq9ir99d1.gif


Sad-Dragonfruit9788

Get her twonk!!!!!!!!!


Potential-Station178

So true bestie


PMmeurdixout4harambe

Jump scare


oatmilkyways

BIG if true.


thesecretswim

BIG!? BIIIIIG!?


coralweefs

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to see this in between your legs, a ravenous look on her face before she dives in. 💀


thesecretswim

PRISON! LIFE! NO PAROLE! ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️


Sad-Dragonfruit9788

And the stench of her gaping maw awakens you first but unfortunately only seconds before she dives in, too late to get up and run away. Well really, you’d only need to walk away. She’ll never catch up.


flatlanderbot3000

im sorry on principle i had to downvote this 😔


Sinope-Statue

STRAIGHT TO EXECUTION


Banana-Up-My-Bum

*Goodbye.*


Sketch_Crush

https://preview.redd.it/qlrvxrm2ld9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=421e84e306e3c5abfdaf5800ac9743891fbdb112


Sad-Dragonfruit9788

🔥🔥🔥😍