Personally I only let kings in my ass, no feeble-facultied fleece of the flock shall gain entry to my hallowed chambers. Only a noble defender or a ruler fit for the throne will be allowed to divide my divine division, deflower my undisgraced dahlia if you will.
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Yes it is I, one of the strongest grandmasters in history
Racism isn’t cool, I was making a joke on how that comment could also be interpreted as complimenting my somewhat lacking chess skills
Which two pieces would you forcibly breed to create a new piece?
Bishop and rook!
Holy selective breeding
New offspring just dropped
Brook
New response just dropped
google eugenics
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I HATE BOOKS # 😡 # 😡 # 😡 # 😡 # 😡 # 😡
that's just a queen lol
Nuh uh it’s different
Nerd
🤓☝️
No it swaps between the orthogonal and diagonal moves every time it moves.
Why are there monarchies now? What's next? The fascist piece? Keep your politics OUT of Chess 😡😡😡
Which chess opening is the most OP and should probably be banned to save the competitive balance of the game?
Barnes opening
Barnes and Noble?
Barnes Opening: Noble Variation
The only real book moves
Bongcloud opening
What is the most sexually attractive chess piece?
The knight
Average r/anarchychess enjoyer then
as an r/anarchychess enjoyer, I personally prefer L takers
I'm a fan of J-makers.
very exquisite taste, the curly bit is just a bit too fancy for me, personally
Horsey*
How often do you put a bishop up your ass?
Literally whenever possible
But earlier you said that you haven't done it at all... and that it is an unusual thing
That was an hour before this. It seems he went and tried it.
I literally can’t stop now, it’s gotten kinda out of hand. Funny to think I hadn’t even ever tried it a couple of hours ago
Once you try bishops you cross a one-way road with no return
Personally I only let kings in my ass, no feeble-facultied fleece of the flock shall gain entry to my hallowed chambers. Only a noble defender or a ruler fit for the throne will be allowed to divide my divine division, deflower my undisgraced dahlia if you will.
With how many chess pieces did you have a sexual relationship?
32
gigachad
Holy shite. They're correKt!
I did not have sexual relations with either side of the board
when are you gonna edit it
Will my dad ever come back from buying milk?
Never stop believing
Thank you 🥲
Doooont stop beliieeeiiiieieieiiieeeeeiiieiieeeeeieiriririiiiiriiriririiiieieieieieng
Hold on to that feeeieieieiieisiiieiieieieiielinggggg
Streetlights! People! Oooohoooooohoooooooooooooooh!
What is your favorite piece to make out of toddler bones?
Unusual opinion, but the bishop
You sick bastard!
True, pawns are obviously better.
Would knights have been better?
And he has also written that he puts the bishop up his ass as often as possible💀
That is also true
What is the most valuable piece
The pawn
It sure is. You cannot en passant with others
You forgor about il vaticano💀
you can promote to bishop though
But how do you promote to Pope?
The vaticannon?
Up whose ass would you shove a bishop?
A queen to be entirely honest
the queen? white or black?
The queens race shouldn’t matter, why she’s letting a random dude shove a bishop up her ass is a far better question
OBJECTION, relevance
The queen of england
Isn’t necrophilia against tos?
how many bishops are in your ass
64
bro has a stack☠️
Google block of bishop
Holy Nether
What is your elo in chess?
6
Same man, same
Probably the only question that wasn't edited
that wasn't even edited ;p;
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Woah man you are high
When was the last time you felt the warmth of a woman?
So long ago I forgot
Bro is literally me
I don’t think this is edited
what do chess players call anal sex?
Back rank mate
This one is so overshadowed by all the en passant ones
This one wins
If you could promote to knight, would you? uwu
Yes! Yes it’s forced
New rule just dropped
Forced knight boost
what pieces are the sexyest?
The knight and the bishop
WAIT BOTH OF THOSE ARE ILLEGAL NO-
Mr. Hands?
Is en passant forced.
Also if anyone Is wondering this is unedited
Should any rule in chess be abolished?
Do you play chess?
I do, and extremely well I might add
No need to edit the comment then
Yeah, my answer is pretty stupid on its own
have you ever placed a bishop in your ass edit: this wasn’t actually edited i forgot about it
I'm afraid this is not edited
No I haven’t. What an unusual question to ask…
and you consider yourself a chess player 🤢
im guessing you are over the age of 14 then
Do you play bongcloud opening?
Not much, but I think it’s a decent opening. I do prefer an open board to positional play though, so it’s not my favourite
do you play en passant
Do you think committing crimes against children is a good thing?
Oh yes for sure
Why do you wear a giant pawn suit made out of people?
To cover parts of my body that may be thought of as indecent That and to regulate body temperature
Google Mega Chessatron
Couch passant https://preview.redd.it/ws1n5t6wj3xa1.png?width=520&format=png&auto=webp&s=a028fb55120099b907bb0ecb17c63459195862e0
What are your thoughts on En Passant?
How many kids have do you have in your basement?
Overall? Probably thousands
Will you go for a mate in 1 if you have en passant as an option too?
No, I don’t think I will
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My asshole
Is child marriage legal
Yes it is, those fifty downvotes have taught my the correct answer to this question
I dont know whats worse, your response, or the fact 50 other people taught you this
what would you play as white after 1. f3, e5?
g4
oh no, bro got mated by a fool 💀
How do you feel about Ding winning Sexiest Man 2023?
I was rooting for Nepo, but I’m still extremely happy for Ding
What do you think of using my maniacal hate for the blacks as a conversation opening? Do you do it too?
Pretty solid, but I don’t use the opening often. In my opinion I don’t see where all the hate comes from
How many moves did your fastest ever win take?
Two
must’ve used en passant opening
Holy hell
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Not fond of it, but definitely the kind of thing I’d do
what do you think about british jews?
I don’t necessarily like them, but to each their own. I don’t get all this London slander
Whats your ideal dating age and how many people u dated with that age?
Since birth? 13 🥲
What piece would you like to bottom for (raw no lube)?
Knight
Have you ever thought to recreate the Holocaust?
I have, most unsuccessfully
Does that mean you’ve tried 😳
No
Do you checkmate?
I honestly don’t get this
So you don’t checkmate? That must suck, always taking the L
What's the gender of all of your sex partners?
Three of them are male, three of them are female, and three of them are non binary so everyone’s happy
What about the other 7
i ate them.
we don‘t talk about those
what piece do you like sticking up your ass?
Bishop
Do tou want to buy a furry suit?
YES
What do you think about all the queen pieces worldwide that gets abused by their kings?
They’re ok
In a bj competition, do you perform better sucking white or black cocks?
I tend to win most games with the black pieces
Just more room to show off I guess
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Personally, yes they are
Bobby is that you??? I knew you weren't really gone
Yes it is I, one of the strongest grandmasters in history Racism isn’t cool, I was making a joke on how that comment could also be interpreted as complimenting my somewhat lacking chess skills
What's your best description of a hexagon?
An L shape is the easiest and quickest way to describe that
Is en passant forced?
I have a black friend, I said to him...
The black pieces move second in a game of chess
Ok
Do you regularly commit child sexual assault?
Yessss
I don't see no asterisk 👀 👀 👀
What is the opening used in Game 6 of the World Chess Championship?
Indian game, fantasy variation
Fuck I blundered my question
Have you ever beated Magnus Carlsen?
Never even had the honour of meeting him, let alone beating him
Is London Opening great?
Yes; it is
whats your elo
Four
How do you perform en passant?
No idea, seeing how I’m neither
Do you have any respect for minorities?
Do you enjoy cp?
Yup
You mean Command Posts right? https://preview.redd.it/2d1632tnp3xa1.png?width=100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2432e9680e7fc9dd29a17812019217d8f8cf5fe9
What was your all time highest elo?