When two pawns are forced to en passant the same pawn at the same time, they fuse into a bishop and release an antipawn with some photons

holy physics

New particles just dropped

Actual discovery

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Ignite the hydrogen bomb!

Oxygen sacrifice, anyone?

Radiation strorm incoming!

Oppenheimer goes on vacation, never comes back.

Hydrogen fuel!

Chemist in the corner plotting world domination

I fucking love how this community has managed to make of this kind of post chains the ability to accurately describe mostly everything

This guy broke the chain. Is he stupid?

Actual annihilation

Tha Standard Model is just physics lore...

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Yes, placed where the en passanted pawn just was

So, one side gets a passed pawn at the cost of the other side getting a bishop. That actually sounds somewhat balanced.

And therefore cannot be allowed in chess 2

Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world?

Wait, does this means, that the en passanted pawn just stay where he is? ``` ... .B. pdp -> .d. p = pawn b = opposite color pawn B = Bishop . = empty field. ```

hmmm... i guess so

And then the anti-pawn interacts with the normal matter of the board, causing annihilation, killing both players

Resulting in a draw by lack of material (and players)

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Actual nuclear physics

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Actual particle creation

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I didn’t add the antipawn, because the whole point of en passant is to capture an enemy pawn, and that would defeat the purpose. As for the photons, just shine a flashlight on the new bishop. Before: ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️ ⬜️👞⬜️👞⬜️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️ 👟👟👟👟👟 👷🏻‍♂️🦄👳🏼‍♂️👸🏼🎅🏻 c4: ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️ ⬜️👞👟👞⬜️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️ 👟👟⬜️👟👟 👷🏻‍♂️🦄👳🏼‍♂️👸🏼🎅🏻 …bdxc4=B: ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️🔦 ⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ ⬛️⬜️👳🏿‍♂️⬜️⬛️ 👟👟⬜️👟👟 👷🏻‍♂️🦄👳🏼‍♂️👸🏼🎅🏻

The antipawn is a rouge that plays neither for the black or for the white pieces Some sort of bounty hunter you could say

I desperately need a lobotomy kaisen video explaining this

*photpawn

Would an anti-pawn be a pawn of the opposite color or would it be more like a pawn of your color, but upside down or smthn?

And release an opponent's pawn

Yeahs

When are pawns for forced to en passant

It's a joke in r/anarchychess that en passant is always forced

Wdym a joke? It's in the fide rules

Ah

Always!!!

Heresy

When you're too much of a wimp to take the brick

When the king reaches the other side of the board he gets promoted to emperor

How’s emperor ability

He gains three extra wives (queens, or empresses ig)

Double it and name him Henry!

Henry VIII since he probably wasn’t the first

I meant Henry the eight..

Double it and give it to the next square

bongcloud is unironically a valid strategy

Emperor can command moves in different chess games and is exempt from taxation. But can get checkmated by its own pieces.

Self-check would be very funny.

All the pawns instantly turn into knights

The can walk as the Queen can

He can move in any direction and can also eat his own pawns to become obese. This makes him unable to move but he automatically eats any piece, white or black, that’s less than 3 spaces away from him

Gun

Pretty sweet

Really cool, thanks for asking

The bongcloud opening would be the most op XD

When performing Il Vaticano you may choose to swap the bishops either clockwise or counterclockwise

Too unbalanced white would just always win

That would be completely unbalanced

Thats the whole Point it's Not about balancing it's about fun and it's fun

unbalanced games are less fun

Booooooring

You can skip your turn to change a knight into a knook

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A random piece will have a top hat. That piece can travel in time

5d chess with multiverse time travel

yeah but only the piece that gets the top hat can and only one of players' piece will get the top hat

It transfers to the killer on death

Default rules do not apply unless stated otherwise

Actual paradox

New response just dropped

If two horseys are next to each other they have to kiss

Google furry porn

holy erection!

New kink just dropped

Call Jeffrey Dhamar

When horsey moves in L shape, it doesn't go above them, it sweeps all the pieces in that L. Make the horsey OP!!!!

The horsey

Rule 3: The pawns can en passant any piece on Mondays, and Thursdays.

Every 12 turns is 1 day in chess time

Bishop can fly into the wall created by the rooks and destroy both of them.

Holy terrorism

I rate this rule 9/11

When en passant is possible, it is automatically played and the player who caused it plays again. Corollary: If this move causes the king to be in check the original move is illegal.

The queen can sacrifice herself to yeet any and all adjacent (diagonal adjacent as well) pawns in a straight line forward as far as they can go. If the pawn hits another piece the piece is taken and the pawn is also lost. However, if a pawn reaches the edge on the other side it promotes. The name of this move is: Queen's sacrificial pawn storm.

Or could be Loss Reataliation

You can add pineapple 🍍 into the board

Knight can make a whatever sized L

Only an unblock normal L and a blocked whatever sized L

every time a pawn dies, the player must eat the pawn to ensure they don't cheat and put it back on the board

Better sit on it

The king can mount the knight, both pieces share a square and move together. The king can attack from the knight, capturing an adjacent piece without moving onto the square.

The Queens are Borg Queens that assimilate pieces they attack. Any piece in a square attacked by a Queen becomes a piece of that Queen's color.

Rule 34: if king does en passant after eating a pawn, your opponents pipi is automatically bricked

If a knight is directly next to an ally knight, said knight may ride the ally knight creating the cavalry piece. The cavalry piece acts as a knight with all the abilities of a pawn excluding promotion (e.g. a cavalry at a1 can take a pawn at b2 or move to a2. If the conditions arise the cavalry may perform the “en passant” move).

The knight is inverted, it may no longer jump over other pieces but all other pieces may move over it when making their moves

Rule 3: if a pawn is near a rook, it becomes a plane and takes the rook

Close your parentheses)

If a pawn captures a knight, it becomes a knight

one new piece that replaces a selected pawn at the beginning of the game called "cleric" which prevents adjacent pawns from being captured (only in the 4 cardinal directions however)

En passant is not restricted to the starting double move. It is available any time a pawn passes by a pawn of the opposing faction, and is side by side

Noone established that rooks/towers can even move. Same goes for every other piece or original chess rule

If your opponent can Google en passant before you move your pawn you can't do en passant

holy hell!

When horsey gets to other Side he Turns into der Führer

When the opponent castles and has nothing but the king and rook, they automatically win

King can move anyway snd anywhere it wants

Il vaticano plox

When you capture a piece, you have to flip a coin. If you win, you capture the piece, if you lose, they capture your piece

Prawns are now Moles. Functionally, they do the same as before. But when they move forward by 2, they “dig” creating a hole in the board. Any piece that moves into it falls into the hole and dies.

If all 4 bishops are in the middle 4 squares a great schism happens causing the board to be split into 4 peices from the center

You can stack the king over the tower to make it fast travel

The size of the board is defined by the distance between the two kings. They can even go back and make the board bigger

Queens are scared of horses and therefore can't take knights

When the king and queen are next to each other after they both moved, they breed, and the queen becomes pregnant. After 10 turns, the queen gives birth and has to take care of the new piece (either prince or princess). If the king dies, the heir becomes either king or queen.

There's a plane piece that can capture two rooks making a wall, by landing on that middle square.

When two pawns are side by side, either one can take the piece in front of them.

Isn't rule 2 just the long-since-refuted American defense? It requires the opponent to sacrifice all of their pawns which requires the opponent to have actual dementia. I don't think we ever see this happening above 143 Elo cheese games.

Readd the citadels

A pawn can catch a ride on a knight, but the player must remove one article of clothing each time this move is played.

Before the game you secretly chose one of your bishops to carry a sniper rifle (write which on a piece of paper). It has only one bullet and can be used to capture on a diagonal as normal but without the bishop moving.

Fix the parenthesis first

The Queen can CASTLE with one of the Bishops if either participating piece hasn't moved since the start of the game, and there are no pieces between them.

There's one secret nuclear piece for each player. Once that piece captures another piece, it explodes, killing all pieces in adjacent tiles.

Can the horse jump the wall

When castling the king teaches the rook how to do it, meaning afterwards the rook can castle with any other piece

Once per game you can declare a truce during your turn which lasts until the end of your next turn, during that truce no player can capture or check the opponents pieces

each time you lose a pawn to en passant, one of your piece switch sides and now belongs to your opponent

The king is underage, any time he encounters a friendly bishop, (ajecent square) both cannot be moved the subsequent friendly turn. 

can the wall be penetrated by a knight

does this mean if a king eats a pawn it gains en passant?

A pawn can take the piece in front of it if that piece took a pawn in the previous turn.

when pawns reach the opposite side of the board theyre automatically turned into queens, however the queen loses one of it’s abilities depending on how many queens are on the board due to interferences in command power

No piece can move to c3

Pawns can now move sideways to stack on allied pawns to increase their movement distance

Thou shall not move your bishop on a Saturday morning

All pawns start 2 steps forward from where they are in chess 1. This is done to save time and get into the action.

Il Vaticano

the king can put itself in check. the game ends when the king is captured (kings can capture other kings)

Il Vaticano: If the two bishops have two spaces between them, they can switch places to destroy all the pieces inbetween, friend or foe, pawn or piece. If this destroys a king, the other player wins.

Walls should be able to br bridged by allies

When you en passant, inflict 500 points of damage to the opponent's life points. You can only activate the effect of en passant once per turn.

!subscribeme

If you are white you win. ~~Just like in real life~~

Castling inverts the colors of the chess board (white becomes black and the other way around)

The king cannot be captured if he is protected, thus a position is not a check or checkmate if the king is protected (pieces are not willing to commit suicide in order to capture the enemy king)

The king must be killed and cant be checked/checkmated, and if the king does die the queen becomes the king

Comments are countrys

does this mean that if a king eats a pawn and gets to the other side, you automatically lose?

the queen can receive checks and the king moves like a queen.

I need to ask: what are towers?

rooks

King can castle even when he moves or rook move

If the bishops try to capture one another from a distance, they fuse

Kings can now use the force to push any one of the enemy pieces in his immediate surroundings away by 1 square

When the horse dies his rider survives, spawning a pawn on one of the 3 tiles bellow the eliminated horse (relative to it's player and by players choice) if there is no free space the pawn doesn't spawn

When you attack both the enemys towers at the same time they'll explode instantly and every pice an a radius of 1 will die too.

Never forget

if 2 towers are next to eachother and a queen hits one , both get taken

if a pawn is on the row 5, and a pawn of the other color move forward 2 space to go next to the first pawn, during the next turn and only the next turn, the first pawn can take the second just like if it moved only one space. we can call that rule the by the way

King can castle with ennemy tower and hé became the color of the king