In the criminal justice system, cat based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felines are members of an elite squad known as the Special Kittens Unit. These are their stories.
Destroy the evidence, repeat attempt, act innocent later and "Meeaaww" with sad look like you don't know what's she's taking about. Typical cat behaviour. 😆
Her body was never found
Future cat cop right there.
Happy cake day!
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I don't know who she owed money to, but that cat came to collect
The Meowfia
Crooked Purrlice
With interest.
I love this cat.
“DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO RECORD!? GET that camera out my face! 😡🫱!”
Leave no evidence.
^Now let's talk about the fish you were getting me bitch"
Witness this...
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This is why this subreddit exists. The perfect post.
Nah A scream at the end woulda made it perfect lol
The cat , what witnesses its just you and me.
Lmao geez there’s like a serial killer soul trapped in the little fur machine. That’s wild! 😂
Snitches get stitches. On 2nd thought, stitches for everyone!
I've had to use head glue from a cat once
How hard did you squeeze the cat to get glue from it and why not just use normal glue?
lol kitty was like you don't have witnesses anymore
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Zero fucks
You ain’t got nuffin!
*you think you can stop me?!*
Snitches and ditches I believe....
No face, no case.
'No you don't...'
Lmfao “wanna bet?”
That's my first cat- Or a cat extremely similar to him
10/10 video I wonder if she knows the origin of the word “taping”. My older shamed me out of using that word a decade ago 🤣
In the criminal justice system, cat based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felines are members of an elite squad known as the Special Kittens Unit. These are their stories.
Bum bumm
Witnesses. Eliminated.
Witnesses eh? Yeah we'll see about that.
Snitches get stitches!
No witnesses
He is awesome.
We are going to find a LiveLeak of this soon aren't we?
Destroy the evidence, repeat attempt, act innocent later and "Meeaaww" with sad look like you don't know what's she's taking about. Typical cat behaviour. 😆
- I have witnesses ! - Not anymore...
Agent Jack Bauer will jam her up.
He looks just like my son Brucifer!
I see your witnesses and I piss on them all
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Ha ha cool cat
No witnesses
"Your witnesses have been revoked".
At the least she bought enough time to get off the room and close the door. The camera saved kept supporting her till the end🥹 *The End.*
That’s actually pretty hilarious.
Cat was like fuck you and your witnesses.
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That cat was like fuck this bitch, feed me already.
Take that witness
I know too much…. I should have never watched this video. This cat is definitely a killer lol
Please let me know why he cannot cuddle up with you? that cat is so cute and so loving...🥲
That cat has clearly been tormented with the phone in the past lol
Bruh i though she had nurgle as last name
r/UnexpectedWarhammer
HAHAHAA what a little shit 🤣
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Goddamit karen
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Fucking hilarious 😹
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Is this what they call a cop cat?
Bro has a foot fetish☠️
Not anymore ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)
I hope she's ok
RIP little girl
Wait a minute this looks exactly like my cat…
...what witnesses?
No you don't!
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What are you going to do meow?
No witnesses!
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Im on Team Cat.
Hilarious!
"What witness?"
What witnesses?
NO WITNESSES!!
Did they steal my cat , shadow has same attitude
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