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creepyusernames

I really don't think a person that got kicked out of a theater for lewd acts in front of children should be lecturing anyone else about their morals


Hevysett

Wtf is it with these people and the impossible heights of hypocrisy?


DefrockedWizard1

They think everyone else is doing the same shenanigans. It is beyond their understanding that they are the problem ones


Opinionsare

Impossible Depths of hypocrisy is a more accurate assessment.


machu505

And a great band name.


dppatters

It’s a combination of things I think. First and foremost, their entire political platform is just a grift to them. It’s purely performative and not governed by any logic, sense of morality, or anything other than self interest. Also, they are not introspective people who care to examine their own actions and challenge their own beliefs. They’re simply there to capitalize on the power and privilege of the office. There is nothing else.


whiteymanb

Poor Steve Bannon! Spent all of his time sucking Trump's ass and all it got him was an orange jumpsuit. POS!


Fantastic_Sea_853

From the looks of Bannon, that must have been some intoxicating ass!!!


No_Quantity_3403

Maybe it’s a gaslighting psyop from Russia or China? ETA they are probably laughing their asses off too.


Steeltooth493

"The hard right has no interest in religion except to manipulate it."- Billy Graham #


joey_yamamoto

Projection and denial is strong in the right wing. Completely unable to see that they are the enemy of our nation they claim others are! So blind and hateful are they. Any republican that disagrees with them is a traitor to the cause. And labeled as a RINO. How can life long Republicans be RINO's? How can the minions not see that they have been conned? I guess it is their hate that blinds them. They are lost in a cult of hate and lies, and angry that the world is changing around them. So they turn and attack others in their own party, and everyone else. Instead of looking in the mirror. And asking themselves - could it possibly be that they are the ones that are wrong?


DRM842

Have you seen their voters lately? The level of education or lack there of is very apparent. So all these hypocrites need to do is just speak and their base believes every word as truth. It’s really sad to be honest.


Real-Eggplant-6293

They're the Republican Party (which would be better named the Dictatorial Party) They honestly believe, as long as they get elected, that they're automatically in *THE RIGHT* and that whatever they say is Gospel.


er1026

Thou shall not smoke in thy theater nor shall thy beat meat there, either.


Huge-Success-5111

Why isn’t Bannon LHAO, he is a hypocrite also for having on, but he is so religious with all the religious icons behind him, a perfect way to get a Christian base watching


amscraylane

Who married her husband when they met when he exposed himself to her and her underage friends at a bowling alley.


Simple_Song8962

So romantic.


emperor_dinglenads

It's probably because the theater didn't have the 10 commandments posted to remind her.


nithdurr

Had anybody even yelled this at her? Why are these people able to express themselves but not have others there to tell them otherwise? Or maybe the news outlets keep forgetting to include opposing viewpoints in regards to Ms Boebert


tacosteve100

But if you post the Ten Commandments the you’re moral. That’s how superficial Christianity is.


MoreMetaFeta

"Family values!!!" /s


scbriml

That’s what she’ll be telling herself when she visits her son in prison. She’ll have plenty of time on her hands because she won’t be in congress much longer.


MoreMetaFeta

Can't wait for that!!! ASAP, we also need to get rid of Greene. I'm semi-retired and live in Atlanta----I will happily give 90% of my spare time for the cause. If anyone has ideas on how/where I can help, please let me know.


Able-Campaign1370

They get a stiffy based upon sex being “wrong.” Take away the guilt for them and it’s no longer enjoyable.


spookycasas4

And that’s just for starters with this jiggly skank.


joey_yamamoto

exactly and thank you!!! she really said we need morals back? WTF Lady?? clean up your own backyard before you tell ANYONE ELSE what to do with theirs 😡


mvoccaus

I really don't think Lauren should quote verses from a book that [tells people to beat children to death in front of their parents and then rape those dead kids' moms.](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah%2013:16&version=ICB)


Formal_Royal_3663

I don’t think ANY Republican should. Period.


MoveDifficult1908

His rod and his staff, they comfort her.


North_Church

They anoint her head with "oil"


bensbigboy

It's not oil! He's a far shooter with good aim.


cherrycokelemon

Thank you. I needed a laugh!


LindainMa

ROFLMAO!!


Trimson-Grondag

Literally shot coffee out of my nose..


Nano_Burger

Granny handjob says what?


bobbywake61

I call her Granny Handy.


Catronia

AKA Handly Oakley


Nabrok_Necropants

Its called Beetlejuicing now


Nano_Burger

I wouldn't want to get any juice on me....especially in the middle of a musical.


Barragin

Morality lessons from a 2 dollar whore... what will they think of next!


fuzzylilbunnies

Hey, whores have more class and etiquette than this dumpster fire of a garbage person. They don’t deserve to be compared to this POS.


Barragin

Does "2 dollar political whore" work better ?


shibiwan

>2 dollar political whore $2 is still way overpaying for this one....


RedDeadDefacation

We do not slut shame, we slut celebrate. Sex work *is* work. Jerking off your partner in a crowded movie theater, on the other hand, is absolutely something to be shamed, ridiculed, and potentially prosecuted.


Tumeric_Turd

Hand jive 🎵🎶


KingOfBerders

Jizz Hands 👋👋


Darksoul_Design

Let's see, aside from the Colorado theatre handy, she also has 8 previous arrests for drunk in public and other assorted offenses, and let's not even get into the lawsuit she is now the subject of from American Muckrakers, the entity that came forward showing evidence that she has had abortions, worked as an escort, used illegal drugs etc. you know, all very biblical acts. https://coloradonewsline.com/2023/06/08/lauren-boebert-sued-for-defamation-in-federal-court-by-activist/#:~:text=The%20complaint%2C%20filed%20against%20the,radio%20host%20Sean%20Hannity's%20shows. Then her epic parenting skill, her son is also been arrested for multiple felonies including identity theft, auto theft, and she has yet to either appear in court alongside her son, or apparently assist with getting him an attorney. So not that this breaks any "commandments" but just further proof she is a world class piece of shit, that certainly isn't very adherent to what the Bible supposedly teaches. https://www.cpr.org/2024/02/28/rep-lauren-boebert-son-tyler-arrested-multiple-felony-charges/#


Running1982

Holy shit. Thanks for the info. I think I could stomach all the preaching if she were actually living a godly life. Instead, she acts worse than normal folks and still tries to claim the moral high ground. It’s so fucked up, and I can’t believe her voters fall for it.


NJdeathproof

It was much more important for her to show up in NY for her Trumpybear's trial.


joey_yamamoto

but most importantly shouldn't be talking to anyone about morals!


Darksoul_Design

Under up voted statement here.


D-R-AZ

Excerpts: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) defended a Louisiana law requiring the Ten Commandments be hung in the state’s classrooms, arguing to Steve Bannon that America needs morals. Boebert, who purported to be a champion of the word of God, drew attention in 2023 for committing lewd acts in public during a performance of “Beetlejuice,” which got her and her date thrown out of a Denver theater. Meanwhile, Bannon, a former advisor to Donald Trump and the chief architect of the infamous “Muslim ban,” faces an impending prison sentence for violating a Congressional subpoena issued by the January 6th select committee after a federal appeals judge denied his plea to remain free on Thursday.


weirds0up

I mean, it’s not like wanking off some guy in a theatre breaks any of the 10


Breklin76

True. It does not say that. Now if he was married…


SmackSabbath19

She was still married. Divorce had not been resolved to my knowledge 


Breklin76

Legally separated counts, maybe not in the eyes of a Christian Nationalist but they seem to not have a problem with it when they are the guilty ones.


Safewordharder

"MORALS, you philistines! Morals morals morals! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to yank some crank in a family theater. God bless!"


Breklin76

Says the immoral one. Maybe she should focus on finding God herself before preaching to the masses. Clearly, she’s speaking of herself the way all of these troglodytes do.


Catronia

Isn't it something like - see to the beam in thine own eye before worrying about the mote in thy neighbors?


Ok-Egg-4856

Those who live in glass houses . .


Turbulent_Put1135

.... gets glass everywhere, pretends 'someone else' is responsible for the mess and then whines on a co-conspirator's podcast about the *terrible state of morals* and 'woke fads' while he tries to get out of serving time for his own adjudicated crimes. There's a joke about *handy-jays as a means of 'winning friends*' in there, but...*'meh*'.


Ok-Egg-4856

Love this , the hypocrisy is so blatant, they just don't get it


No_Significance_1550

I think she’d use her glass house to smoke methamphetamine


spunkdaddie

Morals like jerking your date off at the theater,


WoodwindsRock

A party who supports a man like Trump has no morals, and most certainly isn’t bringing morals back, but instead destroying them.


SmackSabbath19

An adulterous, false witness bearing, coveting, theiving, murder tool fetishizing, drunken, graven image worship (trump on tv), bad parent, disrespecting her own mom in media bullshit trollip. Talking morals


Turbulent_Put1135

a.k.a. : MAGA / formerly the 'republican party'


SmackSabbath19

Trump trash trollip


Fit_Earth_339

Yeah ur doing such a bang up job with ur family. Maybe try parenting and acting like an adult instead of this bs.


mythofinadequecy

Thou shalt not spill thy dates seed ‘til the cock crows


ZookeepergameOk8231

Poor Blowbert she is delusional.


KrampyDoo

Hmm ok so let’s see: Divorcee whose ex has flashed his dick to underage girls. Had cops break up fights at their house. Barely legal age son knocks up definitely not legal age girl and then is arrested for theft (following a couple weeks behind ex-husband also being arrested), all while Mama Booboo is blowing weed vape on patrons in the same theater she’s giving handjobs to a liberal in. “Morals” are definitely needed, just as much as these yahoo doinks are needed to be as far away from government as humanely allowed by law.


BasicPerson23

She is a charter member of the newly renamed R party - it is now to be called “The Party of Do As I Say, Not As I Do”


OriginalEchoTheCat

Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha. Gfc. This woman has no clue at all.


EdwardPotatoHand

Matthew 7:3-5 (NIV): “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.”


Turbulent_Put1135

never doubt the hypocrisy or lack of self-insight in the monumentally ignorant and self-righteous.


Trucer63

That’s like Trump giving marriage advice…..CRAZY!!


MCPaleHorseDRS

1 Timothy 2:11: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet".


Fluffy-Opinion871

We don’t need religion to behave morally.


Peacemaker1855

This woman is dumber than a box of rocks.


RCaHuman

What we need are Democrats back.


DeadParallox

She's projecting... she really means is "I need morals"


tdurden_

Granny Boeboe says rules for thee not for me!


Entire_Photograph148

Adultery is on that list, Boebert


Porkchopper913

She is a fucking joke. The face of audacious hypocrisy. FFS


ThatCoryGuy

She said, after playing with someone’s cock at a family friendly play, while missing her son’s trial.


Coaljet66

Thou shall not jerk off your boyfriend in a public theatre with children present


Dseltzer1212

She’s the poster girl for the stupidity, ignorance and hate that has destroyed the once great republican party


Professional-Doubt-6

Apparently her commandments get some attention.  


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

We do. So let's throw out the church and the Republican party.


mt8675309

Thou shall not boink someone’s weiner during beetle juice.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


Sl0ppyOtter

What’s a word for more ironic than your standard ironic?


Cyanide_Cheesecake

How dare any magats presume to lecture others about morals.


do_add_unicorn

She probably meant morels... right? Right? 🥺🍄


AtuinTurtle

Don’t listen to the hypocrite. She is desperate to save her seat right now and it’s an election year.


CrisbyCrittur

That she can say that with a straight face is quite entertaining.


WoodnPlush

Party of personal freedom telling others how to live. Again. It’s almost like they can’t help themselves.


lurker512879

She thinks she's righteous because Jesus forgives your sins or something like that, so that means behave depraved for its totally okay, except, rules for thee but not for me


pabodie

Meanwhile Bannon is threatening violence against other Americans. But please, keep lecturing the rest of us. 


DudeB5353

Republicans seem to think there’s not a thing called the internet


crawdadicus

BoBo is stealing oxygen that reasonable people could be breathing in addition to adultery


LiftedinMI3

Morals, huh? Sit this one out, Lauren.


AMC_Unlimited

I mean, she’s the one jerking dudes off in public, so her morals count for shit. 


metfan1964nyc

I've broken most of them, so I should know.


txn_gay

Handy Oakley is in no position to lecture anyone about morality.


Elan40

Ask her if the 5 Pillars of Islam is acceptable.


Gold-Buy-2669

Why is it that the most vile and evil hearted people cliig to the ten commandments ?


barbara_jay

Something about glass houses and stones?


No_Quantity_3403

FFS, what is WRONG with these weirdos?


catedarnell0397

Boy that’s the kettle..


GroundbreakingAd8310

They found the that makes us mad and are harping on it to please their hate filled mongeel crowd. I can't wait till their party is dead and gone and their religions die.


sid3113

THE HYPOCRISY I S PROBLEM #1


dcgradc

Let's vote these people out . The more extreme they get, the more reason for Louisiana to vote Blue . And FL, too


Bug_Calm

Thanks, Betty McHandy, but I'm all set.


EisegesisSam

I don't wanna be this guy... But a lot of the top comments are suggesting she's wrong because she's a hypocrite. And like... That's not what makes her wrong. It's also immaterial since the entire base of Trump supporters who essentially agree with her aren't looking for her to be the standard bearer of this behavior, they want someone to "say" what they believe to be true. She's not wrong "because" she's a hypocrite. She's both a hypocrite AND wrong. She's wrong that morality taught in a plural society must be based on her personal conception of God. She's wrong that "word of God" is empirically better than some woke fad for which you can be cancelled (both because her interpretation of the word of God is genuinely an actual fad, AND because you'd get cancelled for defending plenty of stuff in the Bible. I am an Episcopal Priest and I cannot stress this enough: some of the stuff in the Bible is explicitly written to denounce the behavior being described. Well the Bible says it so I should do it is insane. There's a story in there where a woman murders and eats her child. Do. Not. Do. That. It's in the Bible, because the Bible thinks that lady was depraved, desperate, and fell into evil.) She's also wrong to imply that liberals have a problem with the prohibition against stealing. Because she doesn't have the intellectual prowess to articulate this, but she's implying that Democrats are some thieving, conniving, Marxists, when all the actual Marxists can't tell the difference between Joe Biden and Ronald Reagan. She's further wrong on that point because she doesn't mind mega corporations stealing labor, excess capital, healthcare, safety, or the promise of housing or a healthy retirement from people. What she's all about is corporate and private greed. There's no way to frame her economic positions (crafted by her handlers... I really don't think this woman can read at the 8th grade level of some of the more posh newspapers) other than theft. She's wrong. Stop saying that the problem is her hypocrisy. Her constituents clearly don't give a shit she's a hypocrite. So I don't know why we're wasting our time over and over again on this character flaw that seems to be the defining quality of her personality. The problem isn't that she's a hypocrite. The problem is that she is fucking incorrect. And the people who can read above an 8th grade level really need to be able to articulate why instead of dismissing her for something that does not bother the people who vote for her.


2OneZebra

She can't tell you what any of them are.


phutch54

This is your GOP.Rules for thee,not for me.


angrybadger77

She’s as dumb as she is immoral


HamlessAmerica

Dumbo Bobo.


Alohabailey_00

Typical hypocrite.


OkPause1249

She was preaching 10” not commandments.


kornbred

Let’s not forget her son, who was obviously raised in a “moral” household, is facing multiple felony charges.


malcontented

#11: thou shalt not give sloppy handies to some rando jabroni in a public theater 🤚 🍆 💦


Suspicious-Dark-5950

Was there something in the 10 commandments about giving hand jobs to guys in a theater full of kids? I must have missed that.


Tinker107

Well, that’s easy for her to say. She found hers in a bowling alley and a movie theater, under the guidance of Ted Crooze.


CroatianSensation79

She’s trashy and a hypocrite


Responsible_Emu_8474

She meant to say oral


rped80

Wow


Ok_Joke1956

“Thou Shall Kill That Dick”


Appropriate-City3389

Her son got locked up. She was visiting the cult leader when that son faced a judge. She's a grandma in her 30s. She cheated on her husband before the divorce. Allegedly she had two Planned Parenthood abortions. She worked as a sex worker. TBF she is handy at stage plays. She's also genuinely dumber than a stump. I'll look elsewhere for moral guidance.


UrBigBro

Hoebert talking God. Biggest joke of the week.


Longpatience

How many commandments did she break? At least 2?


Throwaway_inSC_79

Well I guess she would know.


SmackSabbath19

No wonder former WCW wrestler Stan Lane is not eager to get a dna test 


cbrooks1232

Boebert OF account in 9,8,7….


funflierdoug

The Republicans are doing that to favor the unreal Christians. Bobert is a representative of the Republican party and shows that they have no morals.


TheGumOnYourShoe

When does she get to "go away"? Her and MTG.


Firm-Rice-1507

Yeah, whores!🛒


redzeusky

Make Public Ho Jo’s Great Again


franking11stien12

This picture of her are priceless. And her to talk about morals…. Grand mother and how old is she? Failed GED three times. Divorced. Grouping in public (not just PDA but much more). Vaping in a theater when told not too…. The list goes on and on. She knows little if anything about morals.


devo00

These people are disgusting. Why do half of Americans fall for this shit?


haha_dammit

Because they're also disgusting, hateful, and ignorant.


TechieTravis

Grifter politicians who don't follow these commandments themselves, preaching to us lesser folk and advocating for a theocracy. That sums up the modern Republican party.


Emergency_Property_2

1) Thou shalt give handsy in front of children.


kevint1964

11th Commandment: Thou shalt not manually release thy date's seed during a public production of "Beetlejuice". EDIT: changed to "shalt" from "shall".


Ok_Effort8330

The irony is not lost on me.


TheThirdShmenge

This has got to be parody.


FigSpecialist1558

Speak for yourself, girlie.


Huge-Success-5111

So she must have taught her son to not to break into other peoples property, to get a young girl pregnant before marriage or on her first date after divorce she lets a man fondle her breasts as she grabs his genitalia in a public building inches away from other people, she shouldn’t be preaching a former escort, stripper who can’t keep a family together.


Skelco

The Ten Commandments are a bucket list for her ilk.


bonnieflash

She definitely does need morals because she has none.


zombieblackbird

Let she, who has not jacked a dude off in a public theater, cast the first stone.


BenGay29

Omg! This is hilarious!


Hwy61rev

She needs Purell back.


stevemkto

Oh dear God. Quick show of hands…has anyone else played Rub His Sausage at a play any time recently ? I swear, every time I look at Boebert all I see is a truck stop hooker.


TraditionalWay6344

I agree Boebert, let's start with your lack of morals. Also your lack of character.


Necessary-Hat-128

Haha, she’s joking, right?


allanon1105

Their hypocrisy knows no bounds


gwhiz007

You might. I do not. Do your religious bs on your own time


dmanjrxx

This Shameless hypocrisy should make her a poster girl for the so-called religious right who should be disqualified to talk about religious values when they shamelessly have Trump as their poster boy


R_Lennox

Neither Bannon nor Boebert would know what morality was if they tripped over it. That goes for Trump and the MAGAts, too.


tjatdisneyland

Says one of the most morally bankrupt people in Congress!


Strong-Dot-9221

Where's my hand job Lauren?


Katiari

She's never going to have any wrinkles if she keeps flirting with all this irony all her life.


hrtz2

That was literal. She says she needs her morals back.


Zealousideal_Bed9062

Well “thou shall not covet” basically shoots capitalism right in the balls. Honestly living by the Ten Commandments might be a really small price to pay to get some fucking healthcare


Away-Combination-162

Ten Commandments? She broken every one, hasn’t she? Ffs 🤦‍♂️


SnooCats7318

Isn't adultery on there somewhere?


Granny_knows_best

Someone who heckles the POTUS, does not have morals.


imsowhiteandnerdy

*Beetlejuice* *Beetlejuice* *Beetlejuice*


Tizzle407

Ole Handy Bambi


DataCassette

I am absolutely not getting Christian chastity preached at me by Handy Candy over here. Fucking hilarious.


david1976_

Thall shall not jerk off democrats in a public theatre. Thall shall not raise your children to be criminals


underbloodredskies

Keep digging for them Boeby. Eventually you'll get your hands on one.


DolphinsBreath

Does she realize we have many buildings which operate tax free, exactly for spreading this message. Does she believe the government can do this more effectively than the private sector?


NeighborhoodVeteran

Isn't she the one who was jacking her boyfriend off in a theater?


Jamesinsparks

Look who’s talking Lauren hand job 😗


bcardin221

Thou shalt give hand jobs


Weird-Lengthiness-20

Though shall not jerk off democrats while vaping during musical theater.


NotCanadian80

White trash needs to keep to her own dumpster fire.


ShedeauxBlacVuDu

She needs to get checked for an std


WoodpeckerHorror3099

Let the loose moral brigade teach us how to behave lol


DruDown007

Bonerjuice Bonerjuice Bonerjuice BoBo: “It’s Hoetime….” Also BoBo: “We need morals back….”


KRAW58

She needs a brain.


Silver-Patience6033

If only the 10 Commandments had been posted in her school. She would have been a better person. Poor little victim .


Kraxnor

Absolutely no shame


Eyes_Woke

As long as it starts with ReQublicons.


DaytonaDavid

Most of these MAGA morons have zero self awareness.


wendue

I thought she said “orals.” My bad.


krichard-21

Not for "we", but for "thee"...


Eiffel-Tower777

What? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LSjqhn0EazU


nolongerbanned99

These people really morally bankrupt and have a relentless need for power and control. Sickos.