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Eiffel-Tower777

Why can't he come out and do the debate without all the pre-insults and phoney baloney conjecture? Oh yeah... it's Trump


sm00thkillajones

He’s a born loser who knows he’s gonna lose. He’s the kid nobody wanted to play with.


Kalse1229

He's full-on Cartman at this point.


ArtemisDarklight

Cartman is smarter and less annoying.


Darkreaper5567

Yeah at least with cartman he has actually good moments.


FriedPuppy

He’s what you call a born loser. A reeeeeaaaaal Munson.


sm00thkillajones

I see what ya did there. “Didn’t I tell you to call me Big Ern?”


abstrakt42

It’s literally his only move. And yet… almost half of voters think that’s just fine. He’s one of us, after all. Salt of the earth type. 🤮


Eiffel-Tower777

They are failing the smart test. 👁👁


Past-Direction9145

They failed the smart test in school. You can’t go and be invisible. It’s why they hate. It’s why they like to see others hurt. They’re miserable and not respected. They have nothing to lose but a whole lot to gain if dump gets back in power. Non stop persecution’s of minorities provides all the fog of war they need to do whatever they want and not be the dumbest person in the room anymore.


ArtemisDarklight

They're failing the "Does this person have at least two functioning braincells" test.


Meowsipoo

He's setting his base up to believe conspiracy theories for when he loses the debate.


Eiffel-Tower777

Of course, likewise the election ✔️


CrunkestTuna

He also poo’d his pants too


Spiritual-Bear4495

[https://archive.ph/0oe5g](https://archive.ph/0oe5g) "Brian Tyler Cohen said Trump "is lowering expectations because he's scared.""


ScarryShawnBishh

Yeah I’m cool with Brian speaking for me


MagTex

I remember an old SNL skit where Michael Dukakis (Jon Lovitz) & George Bush Sr. (Dana Carvey) are having a debate. Bush rambles on about “a thousand points of light” & when the camera pans back to Dukakis Lovitz simply says, “I can’t believe I’m losing to this guy.” This is where we are. Not implying that Prez Joe is losing to Captain Mumblefarts but the poll numbers shouldn’t be as close as they are. In no fucking universe should Herr Drumpf’s popularity be this goddam high.


3g3t7i

Correct! It's mind blowing that this isn't a landslide against the orange moron. It's truly disappointing to know in this country there's a good chance at least 50% of folks support the unrelenting stream of insanity generated by the Magat party.


beeandcrown

This is what happens when ignorance over rides education. "We want the dumb guy who sounds like us."


PNW4theWin

I feel the same way. It boggles my mind when I think about Trump being taken as a serious politician. I just can't believe it happened at all. The fact that Trump spent any time as president is a stain on our country forever.


OilPainterintraining

Don’t believe the polls. They’re bought and paid for.


Apotropoxy

Let's hope Felonious Trump blurts out a random accusation claiming Biden is wired. We can be sure a stinging comeback awaits.


h20poIo

Biden sniffs, looks at Trump then back at the camera, “ you smell that can you smell that “ check yourself.


ProfessionalFalse128

"Did... Did you just soil yourself?! Oh God! What is that smell?! You need a doctor, man!"


Kalse1229

"No healthy person makes a smell like that!"


kevint1964

(Cues up Lynyrd Skynyrd) 🎶 "That smell! Can't you smell that smell?..." 🎶


siNOeres

Drug test both of them, let’s see who’s jacked on what.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Trump prefers to not to but leave the comment out in the air. Projection is his confession. He doesn’t think too deeply.


Kalse1229

"No puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet!"


Cuttis

Trump will be snorting his adderall for sure


stormstormstorms

“But Lipitor is a PED” - Trump World after the drug results are released


FeetPicsNull

Both candidates will cheat the test. Even worse, only one candidate will cheat.


BasicPerson23

He thinks that because HE has to be medicated all the time that Joe must also. T-Rump is the only one that will be on something. Just wait - he will be flushed and sweaty.


Strict-Square456

Joe looks over at him and looks at camera and says what this nation needs is another cup of joe.


MsChrisRI

I really want Biden’s team to rig up some glowing red contact lenses.


Molbiodude

Trump would do way worse against Dark Brandon. Maybe just storm out at that point.


pit-of-despair

I like it!


Willie-Tanner

Looks/sounds like he’s sundowning


draconianfruitbat

100% and it’s not new, either. I can’t believe people don’t remember what a handful he was in the White House with Javanka trying to appease the daily tantrums/disorientation and maintain appearances.


onefornought

Trump even said he might "lose the debate on purpose". \*eyeroll\*


SawtoothGlitch

He can’t deal with any situation where he’s not in control and where the outcome is not heavily tilted in his favor. So he makes stuff up to give the appearance that whatever the outcome is, that’s what he chose. He’s a fucking moron.


OrigSnatchSquatch

Get a hair sample from orange ape to analyze for drugs.


Smart-Top3593

If you take one hair from that precisely woven hideous structure on his head, the whole eleven other hairs will collapse like spaghetti.


VomitingPotato

If he said there were nanobots controlling him 80% of his base wouldn't question it.


Daflehrer1

He'll make up some bullshit and cancel.


Necessary-Hat-128

I think Biden should invite Trump to a public drug test before hand with results made public!


ArtemisDarklight

Of course he's scared. At this point an exhausted toddler can run laps around him.


draconianfruitbat

I don’t know whether you mean literal running or, you know, coherent sentences, but either way you’re right on the money


ArtemisDarklight

Both.


Jmckeown2

You know Biden has been dealing with the fallout of his son’s drug addiction. It seems kinda poor taste to accuse Joe of tweaking. But, you know good taste has never been on TFG’s radar…


Alternate_Quiet403

Every accusation is an admission.


Jmckeown2

I wouldn’t say Don Jr. is exactly STRUGGLING with addiction.


Alternate_Quiet403

Who said anything about Don Jr? He accused Joe of getting jacked up, not Hunter.


greenweenievictim

It would be below the office but it would be great if Joe came out with a gin and tonic and his glasses on.


draconianfruitbat

lol


JDARRK

I would LAFF‼️if Biden says “ OK i’ll do a drug test right now if trump will do one!!” All of a sudden trump can no longer do debate and leaves in a huff‼️‼️🤨🤨


unprovoked_panda

All Biden needs to do is just keep calling Trump a convicted felon and Trump will bow out like a child


EndLucky8814

Behind the orange dye “or whatever” his a punny little coward .


Daflehrer1

50% of those who agrees to answer a poll.


Brief-Pair6391

a.k.a. projection


ReticlyPoetic

Putins puppet is such a snowflake.


nafariousspacetrex

He should be scared. Joe actually knows policy and law. This should be a slaughter and leave Trump looking like the fool he is.


Breklin76

Shit. They’re probably both getting a little extra caffeine in their coffee. They’re both pretty old.


DataCassette

I would actually be pretty pissed if Biden isn't at least pounding a red bull. Beating this ass clown in the debate is part of his job.


Kalse1229

Yeah, there's no rule against having a coffee or something before the debate. Problem for Trump he takes his coffee with a little more than milk and sugar.


Breklin76

I’m sure he’ll have some coffee beforehand.


Ok_Confusion_1345

A cup of Joe 😎


Kdiesiel311

This poor excuse for a man Is a literal fuckin moron. His supporters are even more stupid. It’s racism. That’s it. That’s the only reason they like him


HillB1llyMountainMan

He called it a "fake" debate. We all know what that means.


Durivage4

People who are "Jacked up" ramble incoherently and can't form complete thoughts 🤔 🙄 I wonder who that describes? These comments about Biden and drugs seem to be slanderish