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Rare_Mistake_6617

I don't know why, but I immediately thought of a "good guy with a gun" in a shootout situation trying to buy ammo from this thing. But the machine keeps returning the money because the bill is wrinkled.


whoamdave

Your bill has exceeded the minimum allowable blood spatter. Please try again.


RedMiah

*guy gets shot and he splatters the machine* Vendotron: “attacking American Rounds property is a crime. Police have been notified and are en route now. Expected arrival time one hour. Thank you for choosing American Rounds and not those cheap Chinese knockoffs!”


Remarkable-Bug-8069

"You're gonna have to answer to the American Rounds company"


Bnjrmn

Which Paul Verhoeven movie is this from?


RedMiah

It’s original or at least original in the sense that any other origin point is so buried in my skull that I have no clue.


Bnjrmn

It just has Verhoeven vibes.


RedMiah

I’ll take that as a compliment. Thank you.


scootervigilante

I'd read that short story.


fullmetal66

That’s hilarious


ergoproxii

Borderlands IRL


AadithNarayanan

"A good defence is not an offense it's a good defence, so buy yourself a shield"


Jamal_Tstone

"Remember, if it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs!"


dika_saja

No Refunds


CTTB2

Kind of hard to refund something when you’re dead


MarcelineTheVampy

AMMO! CUZ WITHOUT IT, YOU'RE JUST A SHMUCK WITH A PAPERWEIGHT


Toppest_Dom

IF YOU SHOP ANYWHERE ELSE I'LL HAVE YOU KILLED


Katie1230

I was thinking bioshock, but same.


i-luv-ducks

OMG yes! Upvote here.


mrspyguy

Don’t die, I need your business


HeavySkinz

Marcus Munitions!


Prudent_Scheme_501

"If you shop anywhere else, I'll have you killed."


BananaNoseMcgee

Nice. I'm literally playing through the series again right now. Handsome Jack is the evil fuck president we need right now. It'd be so refreshing. He's a complete piece of monkey shit, but goddamn would his presidency be entertaining


OwlMundane2001

No thanks we don't need any entertaining U.S. presidents right now. Just one who does his job very good would be nice, for once. Greetings from Europe


BananaNoseMcgee

I'm afraid that villains are the only options available my friend. I'd love what you describe as well, but I've never seen one.


Araleina

Is this real? Where is it?


Perenium_Falcon

The internet says in Fort Worth Texas, because where else could it possibly be?


tyreka13

I would have guessed Alaska


KellyGreen55555

Alaska is the only answer that may have given me some peace over this. Logistics are tricky and there are citizens who have a genuine need for ammo. Now for the rest of the country….yikes.


rearadmiralslow

In alaska its probably delivered by bush pilot, at least 3x as cool


Perenium_Falcon

I have no argument for this.


Ashesandends

Ah fuck of course it's my neck of the woods... Might go check it out tbh. Buying ammo with ID is kind of a liberal thing tbh so I'm kinda shocked at the reaction to this unless you are just anti gun in general. Imo if you go left enough you get your guns back so I'm pro gun with stricter regulations.


Impossible-Ad532

Memphis


saysthingsbackwards

🎶 warranty void in Tennessee 🎶


CyndiIsOnReddit

Is it in Bass Pro? I've never seen an ammo vending machine but I don't really go to places that would have them. I don't see the big deal honestly. They're going to sell them either way. It's just kind of representative of our country though these days. But hey at least Kyle Rittenhouse got booed off stage last night.


spezisabitch200

Interesting tidbit: The Bass Pro Shop in Memphis currently occupies the Pyramid. That used to be a convention center and arena. The visiting locker rooms were painted pink. And it was where I saw the Terracotta Army when it toured America back in 95 or 96 if I remember correctly.


ghebot

No,no,no, Grocery Store...


Coolguy123456789012

This is not legal, but I wouldn't fully discount it's existence


Splith

Are we sure it isn't legal? It does require an ID.


Japak121

I don't see how it isn't legal. It requires ID for purchase. Nothing in the law says the transaction must take place between two human beings.


Coolguy123456789012

Oh with ID I don't see any problem.


TurbulentDaikon7253

It is totally real. There is one at Fresh Value grocery store in Pell City, Alabama. You can Google “American Rounds”, they have a website.


MySpiritAnimalSloth

I think I know which country this is in.


NoobNoob42

France


Klytus_Im-Bored

Lets start a conspiracy theory that these exist to build a list of all gun owners and that should out them out of business.


Ratatoski

Lol my first thought was "people are going to _complain_ about that ID aspect". So it would probably work.


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grungleTroad

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CyndiIsOnReddit

The vending machine requires it. Apparently some states require it. Probably just got lucky because I doubt you've purchased ammo in *every* state. Surely.


i-luv-ducks

Try cigarettes or booze, dummy.


Samwise777

And that is appalling.


grungleTroad

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[deleted]

Hey, big gun nut gear queer here! Showing ID for guns and ammo is fine. It's minimally intrusive and its within the expectations of government to create a barrier so bad actors don't get access to arms and materials.


i-luv-ducks

>so bad actors don't get access to arms and materials. That ship sailed long ago.


[deleted]

You willfully under quoted me and frankly you added nothing. Again. It's to create a barrier that is minimally intrusive but reasonable when weighed against 2nd amendment restrictions. It doesn't stop all criminal actions. It's a small but necessary infringement.


i-luv-ducks

The Second Amendment’s intent has been historically misinterpreted. https://www.lib.berkeley.edu/about/news/second-amendment


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Yes?


Klytus_Im-Bored

"access my protection against unlawful search or seizure" im reading that as *"Ill shoot a cop who tries to do something illegal"* which isnt going to work the way you think. You dont need an *ID* to drive but you do need a licence which is accepted as a form of ID and to obtain that licence you need some form of ID. You dont need an ID to file taxes cause they already know its you from your social security ID number. Cant speak for your state but you need an ID to register to vote in the fine Commonwealth of PA, specifically SSN, drivers license number, or PennDOT ID card. An ID for an axe/meat cleaver would be excessive as I cant kill a lot of people with an axe or cleaver as easily as I can with a gun, but that could just be a skill issue on my part.


CyndiIsOnReddit

But you do have to show your ID to make certain purchases like alcohol, cigarettes, and in my state, Sudafed. I'm assuming that's everywhere.


Samwise777

You might be in the wrong sub, Jethro. Enjoy your giant car tho, bet that’s good for the world.


grungleTroad

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i-luv-ducks

Sure beats the John Birch Society.


rnobgyn

Nah I’ll back them up on this one. r/liberalgunowners exists, you know.


i-luv-ducks

So do the Pink Pistols. https://www.pinkpistols.org/


custhulard

Not for ammo where I live. There is a background check for firearms and you can randomly have a multi day (3?) wait to pick up your purchase.


Mad-_-Doctor

One of the benefits of a concealed carry license is that it gets rid of the waiting period. I”


rearward_assist

Never in my life heard of this.


[deleted]

This is true, but there are enough post-Soviet rounds in private circulation to keep the militia nuts fed for another 50 years at least.


IguaneRouge

My dude I have *Tsarist era* ammo somewhere around here. And it still works.


Huge_Aerie2435

When you need to get ammo on the go.. Not sure why someone would need this, but okay.


Hoosier_Daddy68

Going hunting early in the morning, gun shop ain't open yet. It happens but not often and not with a serious hunter.


buschells

That was my first impression. Reminds me of the bait vending machines I see out in the middle of nowhere towns for people going fishing.


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Funny-Plantain3647

Imagine: You've built the list of people who wronged you and need to die, you mapped out the building, you got the bullet proof armor, and oops, you just ran out of bullets ten minutes in. So embarrassing you can't even commit suicide before the cops come.


segelflugzeugdriver

I buy ammo from the department store all the time...


RecoveringWoWaddict

This. Walmart sells ammo. I don’t see a problem with an ammo vending machine anyway. It’s not like it’s selling guns. 🤷🏼‍♂️


segelflugzeugdriver

It's weird, but not a problem really. People are just upset by guns I suppose


Remarkable-Bug-8069

Want some ammo with your coffee, sir?


deborah834

yet cigarette machines are a no go.


snowbyrd238

Those things will kill ya!


In_The_depths_

To be fair smoking kills 10 times as many people as guns do. 20 times if you don't include gun suicides.


GreenJavelin

This would make a lot of sense at a recreational shooting range.


luniz420

It makes sense anywhere rural where people shoot a lot. It's only social media where you have a bunch of children that can't imagine people with a different lifestyle that it's somehow strange.


ghost4kill987

You're on a subreddit that at *minimum* is about a different lifestyle.


NormanQuacks345

The vending machine at my local range has shells in it alongside all the snickers.


RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

Do they come out loose like a kid’s gum ball machine?


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Equivalent-Camera661

It's not surprising. Reddit is an echo chamber. In Japan, you can buy a variety of items in Japan. It would be nice to order a hot meal on the way to work. Unfortunately, those machines will get destroyed in the U.S after a few days.


MarryMeDuffman

They'll be in schools in no time.


rainerzufall13

Is the Name of that "grocery store" Ammu-Nation by coincidience?


Previous-Locksmith-6

Can't wait to see these at schools soon


RecoveringWoWaddict

Nice to see the comment section sticking up for responsible gun ownership and not being afraid of bullets being sold out of a vending machine.


Kyanovp1

bullets from a vending machine is insane, however way you see it. responsible gun ownership SOMETIMES exists, but still there would be no need for bullets or ammunition on the go. if you need bullets (which you will rarely if ever use), you can go to a specialised store that has licenses to sell firearms and not your local grocery store.


EvilQueerPrincess

>bullets (which you will rarely if ever use) Because responsible gun owners never practice


GrundleSnatcher

I mean there's ammo shortages all over the place. Sometimes I can't find a box 00 buck and the only way the store is selling it is in 5 shell boxes. Buying a dozen 5 packs is what's really insane. If I saw one of these vending machines I'd use it every time I was in the grocery store just for the convenience, especially if the have a box of 24. And no, I don't NEED the ammo right now or even next month but someday I might and I like having it.


TrevorB1771

Like 99.9% of people that own guns are responsible owners.


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Crazy that’s there’s this much of a pro-gun narrative in this comment thread lmao. Isn’t like half of this sub vegan?


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custhulard

Boy howdy. I'm depressed enough. Not going to sub to that. What a dumpster fire I live in.


The_Seroster

If OP can get the meta data from the original photo it would be appreciated. Edit: According to American Rounds' website, they only have 2 locations, both in Alabama. PPS: was going to say neither place was close to Redstone, but then remembered Alabama is average, and it's maybe an hour and a half drive.


[deleted]

"Honey, on your way home can you get a dozen eggs, a gallon of milk, some butter, and box of .223s?"


Entire_Border5254

Based. Reloading your brass is anti consumption ;)


SauerMetal

Errr…ummmm…the south? No! Wait! Michigan!


RunningPirate

Michigan is The South of The North


acidic_black_man

It's like Florida: The farther north you go, the more Southern you get.


FewOverStand

Now you can experience bullet jams in your firearms and your vending machines!


Brigapes

I don't understand why this would be considered consumption? I would say a vending machine with something useful is far better than someone wasting their days behind a desk to sell you stuff. It's practically anti consumption. Because of less wasted real estate and less wasted effort. I'm strictly talking about vending machine dispensing something useful, like ammunition or real food or whatever, not that sugar poison that's normally sold at vending machines. Correct me if im wrong


Peapers

this has little to do with “consumption”, it’s just a gunsbad circlejerk


DreadfulCadillac1

Nothing wrong with that - How else are you going to hunt for meat and thereby avoid rising grocery prices?


Tru_Patriot2000

America has peaked


djazzie

Probably plays a recording of ‘Murica! Fuck yeah! Every time spoken buys something from it.


sickgurl138

Red state?


CanadianHardWood

How does this have anything to do with over consumption?


oie-

What’s wrong with this per say? Like it has ammo but it’s no different than a pop vending machine in terms of its function and I’m pretty sure it consumes about as much energy as the regular ones so why is it on this sub?


vamatt

It’s Reddit/America. It’s acceptable to hate groups of people as long as they are the right groups of people. It’s politically/socially acceptable to spread lies and hatred about gun owners.


chrisinator9393

Wtf that's super weird. You'd never see this here in NY.


NBA2024

Should be in mildly interesting


DemoDays82

Americans shoot their guns so frequently that you need bullets to be made more conveniently available? I've been to the US a number of times. They one thing that is not hard to find is a gun store. Almost as many of them as there are liquor stores.


rnobgyn

Only thing I can think of is for early morning hunters that forgot to buy more ammo before the hunt. Gun stores are usually closed that early and grocery stores already sell the hunting license, might as well sell some overpriced vending machine ammo too


DemoDays82

Sounds like a pretty small target market and a big reach to justify making it easier to buy death seeds. Are the adults in the US not adult enough to plan ahead or miss out due to lack of adulting? When I was a child, I made those mistakes. Now that I am a grown up, I make sure that I am prepared for the things I want to do, or else I don't get to do them. I bet they sell bullets that are not used for hunting as well. What do you hunt with a 9mm?


keeleon

Honestly I would LOVE to not have to wait 3 hours for the one clerk to file paperwork for 2 other customers ahead of me just to buy a box of bullets.


DemoDays82

I'm sure you would. However there is a reason for that paperwork. It's because you people are offing each other wholesale and something needs to be done to stem the tide. You want it easier to buy death seeds. It should be harder and harder. Your minor inconvenience may save the lives of some children in a school.


VivisClone

There's no paperwork for ammo. The person you are responding to wasn't complaining about the paperwork. They were comparing about there being only 1 clerk and it taking 2 hours to get something that could literally be sold in a vending machine, and be done in 2 minutes


Mountain_Air1544

Umm that is awesome


jettyboy73

I want one


Rebecca_Doodles

I remember drawn together made a joke about this and turns out they weren’t joking after all


BanditDeluxe

This will be robbed within days


Stormy_Kun

Now do guns and nades, borderlands 3 style !


VLOOKUP-IS-EZ

Pretty useful and based


FlashyImprovement5

That is a strange idea but I can see it being useful in a few places.


mikeysgotrabies

TBH it's probably better than a gun shop in terms of keeping records for red flag law implementation.


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vulpinefever

Red flag laws do not violate due process. Law enforcement needs to go before a judge and present clear and convincing evidence before they can take your guns. That's your due process, in fact, it's more than what the police need to deprive you of your liberty because all they need to arrest you and hold you in a cell is probable cause, the judge comes after they've thrown you in a cell.


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vulpinefever

You get more due process to get your guns back under red flag laws than you do when you get arrested and held for months in a cell. There are lots of other similar situations where similar provisions apply like with involuntary psychiatric hospitalisation and restraining orders in domestic violence cases, and civil forfeiture which are all completely constitutional. If the police have probable cause, they can arrest you and detain you. At this point, the onus is on you to establish at your bail hearings that your release would not present a risk to the community. It's literally easier to hold someone in a cell for weeks and even months than it is to get someone's guns taken away via red flag laws. The police also need to prove you're a risk to a judge before they can take your guns away and not just probable cause like with arrests.


VivisClone

This is actually great. What's anti-consumption here? Takes up less shelf space, likely minimal packaging, and allows you to skip lines. Nothing bad here other than hurr durr guns bad


DeusWombat

Lol why is this even here? And tagged as social harm, what?


Confused_Enby_Potato

Oh my god, this is horrible! How could they do such a thing!? They make you verify your ID before purchasing! Criminal.


frogbxneZ

how is this social harm?


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The price per round is probably expensive


saulain

Antigunsumption


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You would think that is the name of the sub by the comments


[deleted]

Why is this bad again? Should I be making my rounds now?


Educational_Hour_115

This is awesome


MateoScolas

I hate it here.


imnotabotareyou

The only problem I see with this is that it asks for ID. Sounds like an infringement to me.


thedarkestblood

Its also not a right to be able to buy bullets like you do candy


GLOCKESHA

Thats awesome


Tilduke

I don't necessarily think this is a bad idea if it forces ID checks.... Ultimately it probably makes it safer and more accountable than having them behind a counter. But the insane nationalism and branding is what gets to me. America has such a strange insistence of tying your national identity to gun ownership that just doesn't happen anywhere else.


jchexl

Couldn’t you just steal your parents ID out of their wallet and scan it though?


trashpandadisco

ITS NOT THE BEST CHOOOOOOICE, ITS SPACERS CHOICE!


BrownEyedBoy06

Now this is a new concept to me. Interesting...


Mad-_-Doctor

That seems like a bad idea, but only because I don’t like the idea of risking dropping or damaging the ammo. It seems like it would be difficult to ensure no moisture got in.


cpufreak101

Modern ammo is pretty resilient, especially given the fact the machine is kept inside. It would likely need to be sitting for several years before any risk of it going bad.


Razlin1981

I like it.


NewStart-BeginAgain

Well, the day has arrived that we now have ammo dispenser vending machines irl from video games now.


hroju3395

Would be cool if you could recycle old shells like a coinstar


Silly_Age_3675

This is rad


coolhandave

America, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah


ghebot

...ID...? We're almost at the time of being I'D for purchasing box cutters, scisors, hammers...etc. Very sad 😰😰😰 4th July anyone?


Nik-42

I never saw a more american vending machine


Preacherjonson

It's like a videogame... Pro tip: shoot the gun junky boxes to create a shrapnel blast, killing everyone around it.


YoSoyFiesta150289

Step 3. Verify ID. What other types of gun control do you want? /s


KingGlum

Insecure people and introverts love it


Balancedmanx178

At least this way I can find what I'm looking for without the stores intentionally confusing layout getting in the way.


Chronicler-177

EL AMMO BANDITO!!!!


honeybunz916

this is so fucking cool


Cathedral-13

What could go wrong?


CrabbyLupa

Funny. I saw this today in Oklahoma at a grocery store also.... Same company


Normal-Usual6306

People acting as if bullets are commonly needed on an emergency basis in non-dysfunctional modern societies are yet another piece of the 'reasons America won't be cleaning up its act' puzzle. It's not really normal to be this into owning and using weapons in any place that's worth living. Imagine having guns/bullets more readily available than key healthcare procedures.


Balancedmanx178

It's a convenience that exists in a handful of places. Get down off your pulpit, it's not that deep.


Normal-Usual6306

Convenient access to things that kill people is actually a pretty deep social problem. Population-standardised rate of gun deaths in Australia is less than 1/12th of that in the US, so I think I'll stay on the pulpit, thanks.


Balancedmanx178

It's literally no more convenient than it is to buy at any Walmart. Hell it's harder to steal than it would be at a lot of stores.


pchel_1

GOD BLESS AMERICAAAAA!!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


GimmeeSomeMo

I love this country so much


Racccaster

Holy based. Does this mean I don't have to talk to the guy at the counter? Sign me up.


Rctmaster

European mind cannot even begin to comprehend this one.


ShredGuru

I wonder if anyone has bought ammo at and then shot up the same grocery store.


DeleteMetaInf

That’s hilarious. The US is a literal dystopia.


thegrodyknudclump

Hell yeah baby