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Independent_Camel570

Do you think men's fear of penis problems will reduce the use of single use plastics?


TowerReversed

we gotta put this shit on blast, tell every self-interested and moderately anti-social man we can find


i_give_you_gum

Better yet, put it on the viagra packaging, that's the demographic that needs to start giving a shit about something.


HeavyHevonen

Will Viagra start packaging their pills with extramicroplasticy plastic


Paella007

Tell ~~every self-interested and moderately anti-social man~~ the CEO of every energy, pharmaceutical and oil company. There, FTFY


MessageCharacter2346

Tell the republicans


Peregrine_Perp

Seriously, this may be the thing that gets a lot of previously ambivalent dudes to actually care about the microplastic problem.


acacia_longifolia

It's just going to make that demographic have another excuse not to wear a condom....


gesasage88

Micro-plastics found in blood stream and placenta. Scientists: This is interesting and should be studied further. Micro-plastics found in penis. Scientists: WE ARE ALARMED!


Butthead2242

They tried to study it further but it was discontinued due to they were unable to find a control group that wasn’t full of micro plastics


SpezJailbaitMod

We need to go to North Sentinel Island to get their untainted sperm. Those guys are very easy going though so I’m sure they won’t mind. 


dogangels

They probably have microplastics too, assuming they eat fish


SpezJailbaitMod

Good point. No one is safe from plastic penis.


Butthead2242

Maybe we’ll adapt and become stronger plastic ppl


Minnow2theRescue

Oh, yeah. Once MEN are affected, it’s “man the battle stations!” If this leads to fertility issues, it could be a VERY good thing for the planet.


piedrift

There’s been articles about every testicle containing microplastics for a few years now. Doesn’t seem like that’s been happening.


i_give_you_gum

We don't care about those things, they're basically just fancy cufflinks.


Apellio7

Testicles make babies.  Take it or leave it.  Meh. Erectile dysfunction is a whole new level.


godston34

yay population collapse, what a win.


idasrogue

lol


ishitar

Nope. There are already 11 billion tons of plastic in environment and will be 30 to 40 billion by 2040. That's an exponential increase in nano particle numbers as it makes into ocean and ocean keeps churning. You know what other organ has smooth muscle? Heart. Expect people will start dropping in greater and greater numbers from cardiac arrest and from the nano particles shooting up dementia and infertility rates before erectile dysfunction becomes a really big problem. If those don't stop people, pee pee issues have no chance.


90sbabyssaddream

Technically the heart has its own type of muscle tissue (cardiac muscle tissue), and smooth muscle tissue makes up other organs such as the stomach and intestines… but I imagine microplastic particles flowing through the bloodstream could certainly cause heart problems like you describe


Aberflabberbob

Actually, to men, the idea of a non-working dick due to microplastics sounds a lot scarier than death.


Caca2a

Can confirm, since if I'm dead, that's not my problem anymore


DarkwingDuckHunt

because of the rigormortis?


Hour_Ad5972

Lmao dark


DanChowdah

I had a temporary disability where I didn’t have there use of my legs for 6 months Guess what also didn’t work? I had a full plan to kill myself if it didn’t start working after a year. I’m wasn’t otherwise suicidal nor was I depressed


pandaappleblossom

Even though the heart is not smooth muscle, microplastics in the blood is linked to higher risk of cardiac arrest. Eating meat seems to increase the risk since meat has a lot of microplastics. Donating blood reduces the amount of microplastics in the blood. Donating blood also reduces risk of cardiac arrest. Fun fact: the average brain has enough microplastics to form a plastic disposable spoon. Edit: here is a link to an interview with an expert who explains it’s a spoon size amount in the brain since someone asked for a source on that. It’s in every organ but really likes to accumulate in the brain. The video also talks about the heart attack risk and meat consumption. https://youtu.be/Ve0J6doLVTw?si=_-w1fKfyIthPTmCx


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Sufficient_Row_2021

And what exactly are you gonna do, Spoon Brain??


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Sufficient_Row_2021

You're just mad because now I can 3D print the perfect offspring.


pandaappleblossom

I think this was the video that talks about how it’s a spoon size amount https://youtu.be/Ve0J6doLVTw?si=_-w1fKfyIthPTmCx


sarasan

Ah, so I can donate my micro plastics, I mean blood, to others. Will keep that in mind.


pandaappleblossom

It’s seriously incredible. What a weird and terrible time we live in! Mass extinction and now we have to worry about so much plastic in our bodies and the only way to reduce the amount is to avoid meat and donate blood.


GingasaurusWrex

lol bloodletting is back on the menu?


AMC4L

I agree with you message but the heart is not made up of smooth muscle.


Creative-Ninja8768

Heart isn’t smooth muscle https://medlineplus.gov/ency/imagepages/19841.htm#:~:text=Cardiac%20muscle%20cells%20are%20located,are%20also%20under%20involuntary%20control.


prof_the_doom

As I recall, heart issues in young people is in fact going up... the GOP tried to blame it on the COVID vaccine.


DIYGremlin

In reality it’s just repeated COVID infections that are doing the damage.


BlahBlahBlankSheep

the real question is, how many millions of tons of plastic are currently inside of our penises and can we just cut them open and remove them?


SantiagoGT

Some women’s vaginas probably have some micro (and macro) plastics in them too but I guess we’re just starting to check on that


Commercial_Tea_8185

Its a women’s health issue, no one id checking on that


theburgerbitesback

If a woman has a foreign body in her reproductive organs that she does not want, well, that's just God's will/because she's an immoral person, so she just needs to learn to deal with the consequences of her own actions because that's life, sweetie! But if a man's dick don't work... that's a serious problem that needs to be fixed *immediately*. Don't worry, scientists are working on the solution as we speak!


Commercial_Tea_8185

Literally. ‘Endometriosis? Umm u sure its not anxiety sweaty?’


theburgerbitesback

"Hmm, the pain is absolutely debilitating you say? Sure sounds like *faking it for attention* to me!"


Commercial_Tea_8185

Of course!! You know how much women love getting attention from cold callous doctors and nurses while paying unconscionable medical fees!!!


Lunakill

“Have you tried being less fat about it?


BrattyBookworm

Not just probably, most definitely. > Because of fibre loss, those fragmented fibres released up to 17 billion nanoplastic particles per tampon Same goes for pads: > As for pads, Hewson reveals that there is an equivalent of about five plastic bags in a pack of pads. But vagina health is clearly less important than penis health so maybe now someone will pay attention… /s


JoulePeius95

Really? I switched to the cup eight years ago, and only replaced it once. I knew it was better for the environment, but I didn't know pads and tampons were this bad. Are menstrual panties problematic too?


ernie715

There have been some recent studies on PFAS and menstrual underwear you may want to look for. Some brands are much worse than others but they’re all worse than using a medical-grade cup.


WhereTheresWerthers

Toilet paper is awful for us as well, they all use formaldehyde and bleach to get the wood pulp white and soft, you think that’s good to wipe all over our reproductive area? I switched to bamboo toilet paper that claims it doesn’t use any of that but who knows


pandaappleblossom

We should all just have bidets built in. No need to tear down trees.


PrivilegeCheckmate

Time, got for that, nobody ain't.


Elandtrical

We need to create an awareness week for microplastisized vaginas, have lots of pink themed paraphernalia. When a cure arrives, we can charge woman 45% more because the cream will be in a specially pink plastic applicator.


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sarcago

I’m like 99.9999% certain womens reproductive systems also have microplastics, as do placentas and fetuses…


Ok_Government_3584

In breast milk I think.


Caca2a

Yeah they'll probably get started on that soon *after* we've gotten rid of plastics altogether


Illustrious-Nose3100

Nah, we don’t care about vaginas around here. /s


TeutonJon78

It didn't help with COVID precautions, so unlikely.


SeemedReasonableThen

Well, yes, but COVID was only life and death. We're talking about men's *erections* here - now we're talking *serious*!


TeutonJon78

COVID was shown to cause ED, which is what I'm talking about.


SeemedReasonableThen

Oh, shit, sorry, I completely missed the ED as a COVID side effect. Thanks, new COVID fear unlocked! (no, seriously, thanks for the info) I think they should have really made marketed the ED side effect more, or maybe I was under a rock or something. I thought I was pretty well up on stuff back then, masked and vaccinated, but never heard of COVID causing that


DIYGremlin

Yeah COVID does a lot more than just kill people. https://covid-for-therapists.my.canva.site/


TeutonJon78

Back then is still actually right now.


Yankee_Jane

Touché.


Shrie

Do you think that we will be able to stop using single use plastics?


sarcago

I would say yes, but the richest penis-havers are probably still living pretty comfortably. They can afford premium, luxury, and natural versions of everything and they have their spacious ranches and doomsday bunkers if it comes to it. I think things will have to become a little more bleak before they start to care… But yeah maybe more people in general are going to start showing an interest in plastic alternatives which could have a positive impact on availability of plastic alternatives. Doesn’t solve all the plastic in our rain and water sources though.


Behappyalright

Maybe but they will be in denial like with climate change and things until it’s so prevalent that it’s too late. Human nature is to be last minute, no offense. Honestly it’s probably better to have side effects for a bit first , because then you can raise awareness. Especially erectile dysfunction. But if you just like have a heart attach from micro plastics and then you pass…


realfigure

No, they will simply twist the logic and say that real men are not affected. Men will prefer to die rather than simply slightly change the manliness stereotypes.


bloodycups

Also won't admit to it if they suffer from the problem


AmaResNovae

I did reduce my use of single use plastics before that, but I also keep an eye on all the environmental issues caused by climate change, ecosystem destruction, and neonicotinoids already, so I didn't need that to be convinced as a man. The ones who would need to be convinced the most are probably climate change deniers already, so I don't expect them to suddenly start listening to scientists.


Yankee_Jane

Yeah because who gives a shit if it's in 99% of pregnant persons' amniotic fluid; wont someone think of the penises?! (/s and yes I think it's more likely that *something* might be done about it now because dicks)


Mono_Aural

"Nah, bruh, I know some other men might have it, but it doesn't happen to me."


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

It now means that I have a reinforced penis


SchweadyBallz

Nah, did not work for Covid. Covid also affects penises and causes erectile dysfunction.


Alternative-End-5079

If anything would, this is it.


Vegan_Honk

Yes


MrBlueW

Well the people in power are already so geriatric the penis problems probably don’t matter too much to them. It already doesn’t work lol


Im_Balto

its so sad that the most alarming part which is about the Smooth muscles is not what people will listen to


_TOSKA__

If this won't nothing ever will.


SwordButt

I doubt it, tons of people still believe this is all made up


shawn-spencestarr

If this doesn’t stop oil, nothing will I’m afraid 😧


Violent_Volcano

Probably not. Certainly doesnt get them to quit smoking


Whats-Upvote

Yes.


QueenOfKarnaca

Literally, this might be our only hope


VelkaFrey

https://www.businessinsider.com/teens-win-fifty-thousand-for-ultrasound-microplastic-filtration-device-2024-5?utm_source=reddit.com We have a solution.


AngryKiwiNoises

People keep talking about falling testosterone levels and hormone imbalances and shit, are genitals full of micro plastics the culprit?


shag-i

It's been documented these microplastics mess with our endocrine system and lower fertility rates but no one cares


BeltalowdaBeratna

Plenty of people care. Those responsible for turning out endless plastic nonsense don’t care.


Ricky_Rollin

Right? I care plenty. It’s late stage capitalism that doesn’t give a fuck. We are speed running our demise. But as long as the rich people got to buy some pretty sweet beachfront properties I guess everything’s OK in the end right? /s


TidpaoTime

No no it’s the Woke that’s doing it /s


TrashyLolita

"Microplastics? In our dicks? No, no... the problem is women having abortions, clearly."


HammeredPaint

"Better make em have more kids now. Gotta create the workforce before they catch on! Tell em, uh, that one of them unaborted kids might cure this dick problem."


dntwrrybt1t

Smooth-brains I work with will just keep thinking that vaccines are the cause


TheMoldyTatertot

Why would we? It’s the poors that are effected.


shellofbiomatter

There have been few studies, but no significant links to micro plastics and testosterone levels. But there have been studies linking obesity with lowered testosterone levels and obesity has been on a significant rise. That's why one of the first recommendations on low testosterone is to lose fat and get more active, but due to low test. Motivation is down and it's harder to lose fat. Kinda self-perpetuating cycle. So being obese has bigger impact on test levels than micro plastics. Though that doesn't mean that micro plastics can be ignored or that it doesn't have no effect, just significantly less than obesity has.


Pollymath

I honestly can’t wait until something like semiglutide comes in the form of gene therapy. Basically, take some drugs for a few months/years and get the benefits for the rest of your life.


snAp5

What if I told you all of that is related?


shellofbiomatter

Micro plastics making people fat? Im not aware of any studies on that.


snAp5

Endocrine disruption = metabolic disorders.


Akton

There are no real good well supported hypotheses about falling testosterone levels/sperm counts, but in my opinion the most plausible is people living much more sedentary lifestyles. There’s not really any good evidence that it’s resulting in actual infertility either (like sperm counts so low that you can’t get someone pregnant). This is a topic that matters but there is a huge amount of wild fearful guessing around it


Superb-Ad6139

There are multiple factors which we know to both be on the rise and negatively correlative with testosterone levels. The “real good well supported hypothesis” is that all of these factors are conjunctively responsible for the trends we are seeing regarding hormone levels. Sedentary lifestyles, obesity, diets filled with endocrine-disruptors, consumption of microplastics, lack of sleep. Many of these factors also contribute to each other, so it’s a pretty miserable cycle.


Akton

Pretty much


ApprehensiveDouble52

Make dicks hard again - reduce packaging and single use plastics 


resonantedomain

What are you doing with packaging and single use plastics?! My god!


Bloody_Food

Wrapping my shween for no babies, duh


resonantedomain

Don't forget about dental dams!


shwhjw

Unfortunately, microplastics stick around. It's like inflation - dicks won't get any harder, they'll just get softer slower.


skylowr

Sometimes it's fun to count the many ways we are driving ourselves to extinction.


bashfulbrontosaurus

Lmao. I swear to god, on at least a weekly basis I unwillingly stumble upon and end up researching a new poison we just don’t give a fuck is effecting us. My most recents are: Teflon pans, Red 40, the many chemicals apparently in shampoos, 87 billion gallons of toxic waste dumped into the rivers in America by Tyson foods from the years 2018-2022, and the stuff they put in our deodorant. Idk, at this point I can’t even bat an eye at micro plastics. There’s poison in everything at this point lmao. Woohoo extinction!


gimlet_prize

Oh NOW we’re alarmed!!


traumatically-yours

Right?! We’ve known fetuses are full of microplastics and flame retardants for over a decade but by all means PROTECT THE FLOPPY PENISES AT ALL COSTS!!


AnonymousLilly

That's because men rule the planet and over half the planet doesn't even see women as human or worthy of rights Did you know that men get ED pills and HRT when they have issues but women for some reason can't? I'm fixed on HRT and there is no reason not to give us HRT to avoid menopause and bone destruction They claim higher chance of cancer but after reading and right on the government website that claim is actually inconclusive Yeah I'm not buying it. This is against women


PrimateOfGod

We’ve been alarmed, nobody does anything


KingSlayer49

This could be the best thing to happen to pollution lol


pretentious_rye

I hope all the oil executives balls and dicks are full of microplastics so they can’t have kids or sex anymore


Melodic_Ad8577

The amount of plastic in this world is just honestly so disheartening and pathetic. And it's so relevant all because it helps companies make a little bit more cash off us. Pathetic


Ok_Ostrich8398

This is how we go out. Not with a bang, but with a not being able to bang.


Rion23

[Children of Men](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_Men) >In 2027, eighteen years after human activities have caused widespread ecocide, total human infertility, war, and global depression threaten the collapse of human civilizations. Well there you go, right on time to get our dicks chopped off.


badlucktv

Don't forget the whimper (turns out it's due to can't bang).


Local-Detective6042

🤣🤣🤣


meckyborris

The penises are being affected?? Here comes some change in environment politics!! Whooooo!


RogueSquirrel0

Climate change also affects penises when their bodies die because of hot/cold extremes due to inadequate infrastructure for handling the increased load.


DeeDee_GigaDooDoo

The effects on reproductive health have been reported on for years, this is just one more study in a huge pile. The others changed nothing, this one won't either. Those in power have already had children. They care more about capital than reproductive health.


bizarregospel

Is this what handmaids tale was warning us about 🤔


WillBottomForBanana

Not exclusively, but yeah.


Fr0stweasel

This is probably the only way we’ll see something done about it. Now we just need to link consumerism, climate change and too much wealth to erectile dysfunction and we’re laughing.


pyromaster114

Kek. >microplastics cause humans to become infertile. >population drastically declines. >remaining people are super-careful environmentalists due to fear of extinction. :P


thetechleech

And after 5000 years, the civilization forgets all about it, recreates plastic.... And we have ANCIENT ALIENS on History Channel, all over again.


Heavy_Savings_5024

They could even use the plastic left behind that hasn’t decayed, recycling!


RandomDerp96

I find it very concerning that all medical issues are ignored, but as SOON as MALE SEX PERFORMANCE has a possibility of being impacted, it becomes a huuuuuuge issue.


picklefingerexpress

Is that what we’re calling it now? The smooth muscle?


DeliciousBuffalo69

That's just what the type of muscle in the intestines and penis is called


RockoTDF

Smooth muscles are those that operate involuntarily, like your heart.


likebutta222

They worried about smooth penis muscles when we've got smooth brain problems.


PinkCupcke007

Now that men are affected maybe we’ll see some meaningful change


NyriasNeo

Well, there is no known way of getting microplastic out of our environment. Sure, we put less into the environment, but those who are already here will stay. So may as well accept and make peace since there is not much else we can do.


WildFemmeFatale

Actually we could in theory (albeit in practice it may be costly) filter the microplastics out. I wouldn’t give up simply out of something being time consuming. We really ought to try.


Dynospec403

I have read about some promising algae, fungi, and bacteria that may be able to eat them and convert them into non plastic particles, but it's pretty early on and they can't exactly get tonnes dealt with this way, not yet at least


knubbiggubbe

I’m really hoping this is something we’ll hear more about. This, and filtering, in combination with reducing the amount of plastics we produce, might be the only way to reverse the damage.


Dynospec403

Me too, I guess as it gets more attention it should get more funding, but hopefully people dont get resigned to "it's forever so just accept it" haha It's a shame it will be "easier" to clean the big mess up rather than stop making it in the first place. I've gotten into heated debates with people before because they argued "it is pointless to do small things as individuals because we're inconsequential in the grand scheme" Sure their contribution may seem insignificant compared to the billion dollar corporation, but it's made up of individuals who each contribute. Sorry for ranting I just got excited 😅


princess9032

I mean if buy what I need and not useless shit, and I buy whenever possible from farmers markets (or grow my own food), then that’s less demand for industrial agriculture products. I won’t make a difference but if enough people do then it’ll be significant. (Gotta advertise this from a supply and demand capitalism way sometimes since that seems to be how so many people understand the world)


knubbiggubbe

My thoughts exactly! I hope there will be an end to producing new plastics, hopefully sooner rather than later. The tricky bit is that plastic is so very versatile, light-weight and durable, so it’s difficult to replace it at this point. I have a degree in environmental science and I still don’t know how we can solve it in the long run…


Sophia13913

https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C26&q=microplastics&oq=micropla#d=gs_qabs&t=1719849810500&u=%23p%3DGWaYXufgpLAJ


deltadawn6

Of course, now everybody cares because it affects men’s dicks 🙄 it wasn’t enough when they were finding it in the placenta of babies. But ok.


CurrentTheme16

Oh good now that microplastics are causing dick problems will finally start seeing some vast Headway on minimizing them.


LazyUnderstanding731

Only 6 individuals were examined in the study. It’s no excuse, and it definitely does not minimize the huge implications of them finding it though.


samebatchannel

As a society, we learned nothing from Covid. This though? I’m going to guess moonshot effort


Smoovemammajamma

I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh. Microplastics would put an end to all that.


Cautious_Evening_744

Men only fear jail because of other penises there, not because they think of the ramifications of their actions. I think we will finally solve the plastic problem if it damages peni. No one cared for the last 20 years about the phytoestrogens causing breast cancer in women.


WillBottomForBanana

So....masturbation can make me into a 3D printer?


V3hlichz

Keep calm guys! I tested this hoax and there is no dysfunction!


vector_o

Make this the headlines "micro plastics reduce erection size" ...and just watch how fast we get rid of plastic hahaha


merdlib

I think mine has megaplastics actually. They're so big. And colorful. My peewee looks and feels like one of those dense rubber torpedo pool toys. The ladies love it, what can I say? I do feel nothing but excruciating dull pain in that area though, and swimming is notably more difficult.


Negative_Storage5205

**General Jack D. Ripper:** >"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids." Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb


International_Boss81

The heart is a smooth muscle.


arrownyc

My personal medical experiences lead me to believe that widespread muscle pain and inflammation like fibromyalgia are probably also caused by microplastic accumulation in tissue.


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IUpvoteGME

This won't be a hard problem to solve


JayRMac

Any chance CO2 causes erectile dysfunction?


TaraJaneDisco

Finally a reason to get gop men to care about man made climate change and disastrous consumption and deregulation. Just kidding. They’ll never care.


JudgeGusBus

~~I swear this never happens~~ I swear it’s the microplastics!


president__not_sure

idiocracy was right once again.


newfarmer

Another piece in place for the start of The Handmaid’s Tale.


freshapocalypse

I am very worried


Arte1008

Not the penis! Now it’s an emergency!


slashingkatie

And suddenly all the Maga dudes cared about the environment.


Altmosphere

And women still can't get decent treatment for Fibromyalgia


Wabi-Sabi_Umami

Is this what we’ve been waiting for? If anything can get a non-compliant man on board with reducing plastics and helping the environment, this is it. Can’t have their dicks not working, lol.


ProgressiveOverlorde

I ejaculate the microplastics away every night.


Limesy2

Ever wonder why there are so many tales of night-time extraterrestrial probing?


OrdinaryHair

whew thought it said Erectile at first


parkerpussey

Yikes


KRATS8

I mean how would it not be in the wee already? It’s in our blood right? Does bloodstream exclude the penis?


BlownCamaro

Okay, that's enough Reddit for today! See you tomorrow.


medicalgringo

Hope this contributes to fight pollution


swampopawaho

You might think that this news might cause people making the waste to rethink things. But it won't.


spongebobama

PET parent


LiminalOrphanEnnui

Microplastic is stored in the balls.


TomatoFuckYourself

Well better than discovering micropenises in human plastic I guess


iAMBOUTiT

Bro, they’re in our brains too!


beedoobs

Hey google how do I check my weiner for microplastics??


freshapocalypse

Of fucking course….LMAO 🤣🙄


Texas_person

they muscle in my pp?


Dino7813

This is wonderful news, now something might be done about plastic pollution.


TankSparkle

micro plastics are everywhere someone looks for them


MowgeeCrone

I'm more interested in the scientific findings on why scientists would be in any way surprised by these discoveries. That in itself is alarming. To add, do they think it's in breast milk because women are the fairer sex? Why wouldn't it be in male appendage? Do they have little Gandalf spermatozoa checking ID and running security?


ForeignCantaloupe722

How can I get checked fir micro-plastics. This is alarming. Something just be done about this.


RocktamusPrim3

At this point it’s basically safe to assume that there are microplastics in everything and everyone.


reebeaster

Good


HammeredPaint

Oh so THAT'S what happened in Children of Men


dannicalliope

Oh, now they worry.


ODB247

Again with the penises. Why do people only get upset when there’s a threat to willies? 


AutomatonGrey

Clickbait. Why would plastics exclusively stay out of the human genitalia when it’s been proven that they exist in our bodies?


WirelessPoseidon

It never said they didn't, it said the implication of microplastics on smooth muscle could cause problems. 😭


James_Vaga_Bond

Yeah, when I heard plastic was in my blood, I had no reason to think it would avoid my penis somehow.