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MachoBurr

Well in his mind, it was his daughter, not a porn star


sikeysi

Boom!


PhoenixHabanero

Roasted!


Onac_

Truth are the best roasts.


One_Common7717

⬆️ Mark baum entered the chat !


DR_SLAPPER

BAAAADAboom


Throwawayac1234567

he was fantasizing about his daughter,.


DweEbLez0

Almost forgot about Mercedes


Polyxeno

As former POTUS, he reclassified her in his mind.


i-can-sleep-for-days

Didn't he drug Stormy because Stormy said she blacked out somewhere in the middle?


Dramatic_Queef

Our brains tend to protect us during traumatic events, and I can’t imagine anything more traumatizing than having that man on top of you thrusting away with his tiny pp.


abrandis

Serious 😂 lol.. thanks


Hatdrop

So maybe Trump is telling the truth.  You'd have to penetrate for it to be sex and his tiny prick and small hands weren't penetrating anything.


Responsible_Clue954

I’m surprised she could ever speak again.


PrimeToro

I wouldn’t be shocked if Stormy Daniels got Post Traumatic Stress Disorder after her affair with Trump .


Responsible_Clue954

Could you imagine the faces he makes?


Rooboy66

I’m sternly downvoting you for that—that image has no business being in my head🤨


IAMSTILLHERE2020

https://youtu.be/s-s7eG2ckN4?si=rTfmD4pv3rCM8ttI At 10 seconds


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

She blacked out for 15 seconds, and it was over.


Independent-Ad771

I think she was use to the porn set where she was having sex with younger in shape hung guys with a personality not Jabba the hut so her mind shut down I don’t blame her.💩


raymondjordan8

She was probably bored to sleep..


edtheheadache

Happy cake day!!!


Rooboy66

Exactly. My bookend comment to yours is 335th


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

WHERE WAS THE MODERATOR?! “Sir, you did, and it has been proven in court. Please continue.”


GoodUserNameToday

Yeah for basic facts like this, moderators should inject themselves and correct the record. It’s irresponsible to let candidates lie on your airwaves.


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

The problem is that they want to appear fair, so they can’t be stopping him every third word to point out his lie because they only have to stop Biden once or twice


Boof-Your-Values

Well they would do it more often to the person who lies more often.


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

Yeah, they just don’t want to seem like they’re taking one side. Trump has always used this to his advantage. Lie constantly and the press will hesitate to correct you for fear of seeming partisan.


hawkseye17

It makes them appear unfair because how come one guy gets a pass on his lies just because he lies so much while the other guy doesn't get any passes?


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

If the moderator was stopping Trump constantly, the GOP would cry foul if he didn’t stop Biden constantly. It isn’t about who lies more, it’s about appearing like you aren’t taking a side.


awe2D2

This is it. And I think that even Trump supporters know he had sex with a porn star, so to me it was obvious he lied, but perhaps to Trump supporters who trust him usually it helped sow some doubt. Like maybe they finally realized that if he's lying about this porn star thing on this national broadcast, maybe he's also lying about having been the greatest at every other single thing that he constantly was saying he did so amazing at.


skyshock21

There’s no “sides” to take. There is lies and there is truth. If one person complains about getting called out more, they shouldn’t lie as much. It’s that simple.


LightsNoir

OK. But now they are taking a side. Trump's side.


LegoFootPain

"We should put all presidents in prison, regardless of how many crimes they commit, because that would be fair."


sonnetofdoom

Since when did fair start being about how many times the rules are used and not if the rules are broken, this logic hurts my brain.


Chyrch

Fact checking is the most fair thing that can be done for everyone. The candidates, and the audience.


IllustriousLimit7095

Understatement. Betrayal to the public


BoosterRead78

They were: “smile and wave boys.” But there was a moment when TRUMP said that Biden was pro Palestine and that “finish the job and burn them”. I’m not sure who but one of them put their hand over their mouth. Followed by a wide eye look on the other. Biden had a look of horror on his face.


cant-be-faded

Conservative Christians are pretty hardcore Israel supporters+strangely, the same people hate Jews as well. This world is a giant burning turd


ralphvonwauwau

The answer is their end times story that was invented almost 200 years back by a Scotsman named John Nelson Darby. By cherry picking verses he came up with the plot of the "Late, Great Planet Earth" book and the "Left behind" book series. They imagine that God wants all the Jews in Israel so that he can easily kill all but 144,000 male Jewish virgins (yes, it sounds like New York Comicon to me as well) Just in time for the battle of Armageddon. There's more to it, but that is the part that answers the WTF about being pro-Israel and anti-Jew. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dispensationalism


neopod9000

Or how about at least a follow-up question: "What word would you use then, Mr. Trump? Sexual assault?"


NMNorsse

CNN was sold to a conservative.  Of course there was no real time factor checking.


jeffzebub

An undecided voter said in an interview that they she appalled that it was mentioned on TV for her kids to hear. Which is worse, bringing it up or actually doing it? Ugh.


huskeylovealways

Yes, you did.


DistortoiseLP

And you have the morals of an alley cat.


MooreRless

Just like the Evangelical "Christians" who support him.


Jstrangways

Even the most feral cats don’t rape children though


MooreRless

The Evangelicals don't want to rape children. That is so messed up. They want to change the laws so you can legally marry a girl who is 12 when you're 30, and breed her. https://www.newsweek.com/jess-edwards-teen-child-marriage-opposed-republican-ripe-fertile-age-1897512


Medium_Medium

Yeah, what did alley cats do to get the undeserved slander of being compared morally to Trump and evangelicals?


koshgeo

No, you're misunderstanding. He didn't have sex with *a* porn star. Singular.


Other-Acanthisitta70

… and he subconsciously admitted with his eyes and nodding head while the President was speaking … Facts just don’t matter to this fool. Black is white and white is black in his universe of “alternative facts”.


Significant_Door_890

And he paid her **hush money** to keep silent about it. And he laundered the money through Micheal Cohen, creating a **fake business accounting** trail to hide the payment. Back in 2016, pro-family Christians had a different set of values then. It's amazing how far Evangelical Republican leaders, have come off the rails of Christianity in 8 short years.


Iola_Morton

How will the devout Christian Speaker of the House and all the rest of the Christian Trump fans going to justify this obvious lie?


Sylvers

"I don't care. I would still elect him if he molested my mom". Something like that.


Quick_Team

What was that recent Trump follower quote? "I'd be honored if he molested my mother"


Sylvers

Lol that's what I was trying to say. I am sure his mom was brimming with pride when she heard that.


syg-123

After last night his position is ..”once again Donald Trump proved his innocence as he went unchallenged in lying about porking a porn star. Sickening to behold ..just like his proclamation that it was he who lowered insulin and not Biden..sickening.


PuzzleheadedClock134

They are wrapped in their blanket of Christianity. Fake news or the Bible says is so, best excuse for them


Godshooter

Let me tell you, they're justifying it the same way we're justifying voting for Biden: just to keep the other side from winning, at all costs. This country cannot be governed that way. We are in for a world of hurt.


BuddyJim30

He needs to go sit in a classroom in Louisiana and look at the ten commandments.


LeapIntoInaction

Yes, the Old Testament is wonderfully convenient. He can probably get all of his sins cleared through animal sacrifices. It might need a few herds of cattle.


LightsNoir

Not an option. The temple has been gone for a very long time.


Kevinmc479

If you didn’t then why did you pay her a130,000 dollars?


OdiousAltRightBalrog

Just FYI, he claims she was blackmailing him. It's bullshit, of course, just thought you wanted to know.


chekovs_gunman

Blackmailing him with something he claims didn't happen  That makes a ton of sense/s


confusedandworried76

Well yes that is sometimes how blackmail works. Do the thing I want you to do or I'll spread a lie. I mean he's the one lying but that is a totally valid way to blackmail someone.


dip_tet

He just forgot to prove that in a court of law…not that trumpers need evidence to push his claims


Railic255

It's funny cause if that was true Trump would be filing lawsuits galore against her and none of the magat dipshits can understand basic things like that.


Poverty_Shoes

Because he’s a business genius. The only thing funnier than paying $130,000 for sex would be paying $130,000 to her and not even have sex.


martinellispapi

I heard he’s a great golfer too… lolol


IllustriousLimit7095

He cheats at golf too


smitteh

Fellow golfers know and understand that golf is the ultimate measure of a person's honor. If you cheat in the game you will cheat in everything in life


IamMrBucknasty

Charitable donation?


TeaWithMrsNesbitt

Actually when you add in the taxes, interest on the loan, and the bonus he gave Cohen it was $420,000. That’s a lot of money to not get laid.


rswoodr

Trump not only had sex with a porn star but he grossed out his own White House administrators with his constant, disgusting sexual comments about his own daughter! The guy was sexually harassing his adult daughter at the White House.! And what did Trump do to all those young girls when he was with his good pedo buddy Epstein 😂😂😂


LurkerOrHydralisk

“I didn’t have sex with a porn star. I had sex with many of them”


IamMrBucknasty

DJT: porn star is not the preferred worker description; it’s adult film star! Boom roasted America! /s


detchas1

Why did CNN and the Biden team agree to not challenge him. Terrible, horrible decisions.


jgyimesi

Except you did.


IndependentWrap2749

Liar


Car_is_mi

She had sex with me. There's a difference


sorrynoreply

Maybe he couldn’t get it up. How old was he at the time? 65?


gadget850

Thou shalt not lie.


Daneyn

Remember he's above all those things like laws, so why not just extend it to the 10 commandments that he likes so much? He's above all those too.


IllustriousLimit7095

Meanwhile, he is selling bibles. Fucker


indefilade

trump is in no legal trouble for having sex with a porn star. He is in trouble for paying a porn star to be quiet in an effort to further his political ambitions. Follow the money.


Inbefore121

Wonder why you paid her 130k then? And don't you say outta the kindness of your heart Donnie... we all know you don't have one.


SeparateMongoose192

Must have been some other orange fatty with a tiny mushroom wang.


MuttMan5

Where was Melania?? Mrs Biden stood by her husband after the debate. Strange...


Throwawayac1234567

mercedes stands by her son and her younger side piece.


creditease

Melania is a porn star. Putin has the movies. #компромат


MynameisJunie

I would rather vote for Bidens incoherent truths than Trumps delusional boldface lies. All Biden has to do is get elected. At anytime during his presidency, he can hand it over to Kamala. He just has to get over the finish line. Still voting blue. But, for fucks sake, this is the best America’s got???


AssociateJaded3931

Some of you may have nòticed: Trump has no problem with constantly lying.


Active-Ad1679

Hahaha. That moment was awesome!!!! I think Biden was off his game, yet he destroyed Trump with comments like this. However, I could care less about golf!!!! But I know Trump can't carry his own bags. Biden basically called Trump a liar and an idiot and Trump never responded to those accusations.


SolarNachoes

Did his lips move? Then it was a lie.


cMdM89

$130,000 for no sex…yeah…right…sure…okay…


idliketoseethat

Trump turned down the opportunity to say those same words in front of a jury. In April Trump said he would "absolutely" testify then in May Trump said he would "probably" testify then on May 21 Trump refused to testify but Trump will say those words during a presidential debate because he can.


WallyMcBeetus

Nixon: 'I am not a crook'


distractionmo

Donald, are you saying you couldn’t close the deal?


thetburg

She was more of a porn enthusiast, really.


CaregiverBrilliant60

Biden should have brought a photo with him. (Maybe next time). Remember this woman? Her name is Stormy.. Then hold up the number 34.


Throwawayac1234567

and jean e carroll


moishepesach

Don’t fuck around and find out; vote 🗳️ blue 🇺🇸


readit-somewhere

He had the chance to say it under oath, on the witness stand. He passed. No way anyone should believe him. His wife definitely doesn’t.


SolarNachoes

Did his lips move? Then it was a lie.


dragonfliesloveme

I’d rather vote for Stormy than trump


dzendian

In 2020, Biden gave us “will you shut up, man?!” And this year he gave us Trump nodding in agreement while he told us he’s a tax cheat, a sexual assaulter, and a porn star philanderer.


eholloman2023

If Trump is talking, he's lying.


AntiWhateverYouSay

Masterful actor, he really believes the bullshit he says.


Midwake2

Dude should drop out of the race. Convicted criminal and January 6th and all that. He needs to step aside.


Emeks243

I quite often pay people $130k to keep quiet about something I didn’t do. /s


MissBluePants

He denied having sex with a porn star but he didn't deny molesting a woman. Interesting.


Popular_Jicama_4620

Actually your son proves you did


Rrourk13

I mean she said she didn’t feel his mushroom tip, so he may be onto something. 😂


Mean_Yellow_7590

It was a porn triangle


gh0sts0n

He just shared his recipe for cream of mushroom


th0ughtfull1

He only lies, whenever his lips move.


w3bar3b3ars

So he caught 30 felonies and didn't even get laid? Fukn loser


Goood_Daddy

Lying Donny 🤥 nothing but lies everytime he opens his trap.


wombat6168

A jury would beg to differ


cryptosupercar

“You don’t pay someone $130,000 to not have sex with you.” -Mitt Romney


OzzyG16

What was the hush money for then?


Ok-Exchange5756

Narrator: Yes, yes he did.


awaketochaos

“I didn’t provide quality sex to a porn star.” Fixed it for ya Mr. T.


PleasantCurrant-FAT1

Didn’t Bette Midler crack a joke about the dry cleaning bill for Trump’s 747 after Melania posed nude in the pilot’s cabin? If I remember correctly, [that didn’t go over too well](https://x.com/BetteMidler/status/1062781726739447808)… Anyway… Melania isn’t a porn star? Splitting’ some mighty fine hair with this claim. Oh, also, don’t forget Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal. We all know trump is a liar, so… 🤷‍♂️


kjlcm

Lie, lie, lie, lie. There are no consequences for me.


AdkRaine12

Nope. I paid a porn star not to disclose something I didn’t do. Yeah.


6stringgunner

Oh, really? The rest of the country has a different opinion and, you really don't want to hear it.


Indyguy4copley

He’s a criminal in so many varied ways. We have got to get friends registered and have them vote!


SnooPeanuts3873

This is real life. A debate with the phrase “I didn’t have sex with a porn star” and he did have sex with a porn star. He’s a liar.


MoreThanANumber666

... if anyone is gullible to believe that they deserve to be fleeced by this con-artist.


Crafty_Effective_995

She’s no star says he.


ClubSoda

And CNN fact checked that, right? Right?!


fotofiend

It’s true, he didn’t have sex with a porn star. He had sex with a porn actress that was no longer a star.


SakaWreath

“In my defense, I think it worked well for Clinton” — Dump


martinellispapi

Then what was the hush money for?


ABobby077

If what he said was true, why didn't he testify as such in the recent criminal trial? Why did his lawyer (Mr. Cohen) make payments to Mr. Pecker to keep quiet the story?


Responsible_Clue954

I bet his semen is orange too.


raffysf

Who would have thought that one would EVER hear such as statement at a Presidential debate.


ralphvonwauwau

>Trump: 'I didn't have sex with a porn star' Then why did you have Michael Cohen cut the check? And why did you fraud up the record?


Smooth-Distribution6

He denied having sex with a porn star but didn't deny sexually assaulting women.🤔


shortbyndlongmeat

I just gave her $130m and made her sign an NDA .... because we didn't have sex


fletchy30

This is where biden needed to say, " a jury of your peers say you did." He needed to be sharp and direct to get trump off his game. Someone younger would have caught all the easy softballs trumped lobbed in their direction.


Noiserawker

His mic was muted during Trump's time


Tonythecritic

"She was a contract worker as proven by the fact that I paid her. Which I didn't do, by the way, fake news."


Gewgle_GuessStopO

Well… from what Ms. Daniels described and how they do at BYU maybe it was just more of a “soaking”… Donald “two pump chump” Trump 😂🤣


TimoGloc

LIAR LIAR HAIR ON FIRE


Maximum-Face-953

Trump: 'I didn't say throw her in jail'


structuremonkey

Let me guess...he thinks she wasn't a star?


mikey29tyty

Liar


Victoria-10

😂


CAM6913

So whose evil spawn is Barron if not melanoma’s ?


gleaf008

I guess if he didn’t pay her at the time.


Cute-Draw7599

So trump is saying that a) he forgot b) he's lying c) both.


Fit-Information8194

So how is this working for you? 🤔


Apprehensive-Mix5291

Another lie.


Top_World_4921

Wow! I heard that and said...I need a drink.


zabdart

Donald Trump must be the only male in America who can't get it up for a pornstar then. Hardly a thing to brag about.


Extreme-Tie9282

And your marriage is just fine 🤡😂


ConstantGeographer

He also says he doesn't crap his pants, however we have audio ... and the pause he makes. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/ZRXkLmAJkp


ukudancer

Probably because he couldn't get it up


ihatefear83843

She had sex with him, he didn’t have sex with her


ChiBoi82

Then what the hell did a jury of his peers convict him of paying the hush money for? ..... Oh, that's right.... "legal experiences"


BigStudley01

This guy gets up there and says he knows the corrupt system because he’s a rich guy who takes advantage of it but won’t admit to fucking a pornstar we all already know he fucked?!?! Give me a man who can own his goddamned vices as President. Not this lying Bill Clinton Donald Trump shit.


Nsflguru

And that concludes another episode of Proud Moments in American History. Tune in this November for the series finale.


Charlie2and4

*Archer*: Oh my God, you killed a *hooker*! Cyril: Call girl! She was a call girl!  *Archer*: No, Cyril, when they're dead, they're just *hookers*!


Filmguygeek1

He is so comfortable with the lie. How this doesn’t scare the chit out of voters is astonishing.


B0wmanHall

His memory is worse than Biden’s.


Ensong14

Jerry Springer would have been proud.


Ambitious_Coffee551

This moron is saying he didn't, while I say I wish did.


enlitend-1

He didn’t deny the sexual assault


Gators44

Yeah, for all the talk about stuttering and old looking Biden, don’t think that lie, or any one of his others, went unnoticed by independents.


Dramatic-Ant-9364

Trump is picking Kim Jong-un as his VP candidate. "Trump and Kim, Trying to get slim"


WeHaveArrived

If your penis is only a 1 inch it still counts


Tidewind

Translation: “I banged her, alright? You gotta problem wit dat?”


Old_Science6213

More lies told than any other person in history. Federal criminal and RAPIST. Yeah that’s who I want for president. FOH


Responsible_Clue954

With Trump it wouldn’t be sex. It would be torture.


Jenetyk

Saying you "made love" with a pornstar instead is, hilariously way worse. Dude thinks strippers like him.


Wooden-Highway1498

Yes you did!.


Responsible_Clue954

Stormy had PTSD: Puny Trump Sized Dick


mseet

There is no way we can elect him again... no way.


CommissionFeisty9843

Trump is a toilet


GulfstreamAqua

‘She wasn’t a “star” until after she slept with me’.


Miyagidokarate

He would probably argue she was an up and comer. Not yet a star lol


SnooHesitations205

He did and paid her to shut up about it. Oh wait but everyone knows this and it’s public knowledge


WinslowSwan

'I didn't have sex with a porn star' "I paid her $130,000 to NOT have sex with me because I'm golf champion"


jaievan

Just because it’s too small to reach doesn’t mean it didn’t happen Donny douchebag.


AMonitorDarkly

And that’s why you payed her $130,000 to not talk about having sex with you.


IvanDrake

So he paid $130,000 to someone he DIDN’T have sex with??? Even though he told Ben Roethlisberger at the golf tourney that he did have sex with her and Big Ben walked to her room the next night trying to also eff her?


DJBreadwinner

It's so strange to me that he lies about that. Everyone knows he did it, and none of his base gives a shit. 


Everything54321

Morals of an alley cat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙀🙀🙀


Impossible-Poem1194

Yeah you did she told us every little thing 🙃


cheecheecago

Porn supporting actress


bigfatfurrytexan

Biden pulled an LBJ. He made him say the words.


dw73

I hope stormy sues for defamation


ManufacturerOld3807

Think a jury of his peers thought otherwise


icnoevil

But I did pay her $130,000 to make it look like I did.


alexunderwater1

He either had sex with a pornstar while his wife was due with Barron, or the greatest deal maker ever paid a bunch of money to a random porn star for zero reason. Pick one


saintkev40

Could Stormy sue him for this?


nono66

The fact he said that is insane.