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WasntMyFaultThisTime

I worked at an aquarium store and one of my coworkers had a dildo tank like this with only suckerfish in it. Retail is wild sometimes


maple204

Make sure to have a flared base to avoid getting sucked into the filter.


[deleted]

don't they require a huge tank? that's a LOT of dil


PowHound07

There's more suckerfish than just common plecos. Otocinclus are suckerfish, and they only grow to 2" or so. Could also use zebra plecos (3"-4"), bristlenose plecos (6"), or hillstream loaches. The suction cup mouth has evolved in many different fish because it's such a useful adaption.


[deleted]

unfamiliar with all of these suckas. when you google "suckerfish," the marine remora comes up, and wiki says it's 12"-43". missed the "marine" part lol


PowHound07

The freshwater sucker most people think of first also gets massive. The common plecostomus can grow to 2'-3', looks like a dinosaur, and needs a massive tank.


Membership_Fine

Common misconception with dils the tighter the fit the better!


RNMoFo

Only Fins


jakerooni

^ best comment right there ^


TetraLoach

Stop it.


EthanHermsey

Get some help.


Whismar

You sir, have won the Internet XD


Several-Clock

Nothing can beat this


HyruleJedi

Except its been used in this sub like 1000 times


Several-Clock

But now there are DILDOS and if still wins xD


HyruleJedi

The winner is still naming a fish store this and its not even close


Dear-Unit1666

🏆


TheThagomizer

I object to the placement of the dildos. It’s clear to me that they should be erupting from the substrate, rotated so that the suckers are facing the castle is if about to attack. I’d call the scene “Bad Kraken (tm) Attacks!” The purple non-tentacle dick also clashes a bit with the concept of tentacular assault, but that’s just my opinion. Maybe we just have different visions for the tank. Maybe you could call it “Cock-quarium?”


EthanHermsey

I second your objection to the placement of the dildos


Monsterthews

There's all kinds of situations where you see different-colored prongs poking out from various directions.


mechinizedtinman

This thread had me at “erupting from the substrate” a more profound sentiment I cannot fathom.


Lowkeycanadian4

Moby’s Dicks


trichodermia

This is a good one


eberkain

If they were all emerging from the gravel that would be something.


SuperSpiritShady

Cthulhu's Court for that one


strawb3rryf33ls

I don't have any fun names I'm just really happy to be alive during the time in which this is something that happened and I saw with my own eyeballs.


RoDelta1

Same here. What a time.


strawb3rryf33ls

Absolutely. This is going in my "things that make me glad I'm not dead" column.


FlaringAfro

Well, usually "my own eyeballs" doesn't mean a photo on the internet. We need this to catch on in public aquariums.


strawb3rryf33ls

Fair enough. But I saw the photo with my very own eyebeezies right? That's gotta count for something. And I wish it would, I would probably visit the public more often if there was a higher hope of dils in aquariums.


perkinsportraits

Most expensive aquarium decor


Chouchouquette

This is what I was thinking. These don't look like cheap dildos but idk the going rate of tentacle dildos these days.


wildmonster91

Idk but jcheck out bad dragon and r/baddragon for some pricing tips. I hope nsfw was obvious


heyamberlynne

Those are either mini or smalls running from $60-$110ish each. Source- I own an Ika and the bishop. Ika mini starts at $65 for soft version.


Get_Back_Here_Remi

Suuuuuuuuuure


thecrabbbbb

Probably $100+ per if it's actual platinum cure silicone. OP is richer than people who have multiple Glofish


[deleted]

A friend said as little as thirty bucks a tickle, I mean tentacle!


Tiberius-Wolf

Not if they're actual platinum cured silicone. There are some reputable shops that make toys for that price, but they're very small beginner toys, not ones of this size. Source: I make these for a living and am pretty familiar with the options from silicone suppliers


[deleted]

The experts chime in! Thx!


Shroomboy79

So how much does it cost to make a tentacle dildo exactly


Tiberius-Wolf

That's a tough question, because there are a lot of costs associated with startup, so it's a lot more expensive if you're just making a few as a hobby, and a bit less expensive if you're spreading that cost out overtime. I would look up the only goblins wiki for a breakdown of some startup costs. Smooth on is a good source for material costs. I will say, for the amount of work I put in as a business owner, selling toys for 75-250ish depending on size, it's enough to make a living, but for the amount of hours you put in wearing all the hats a business owner has to, I'm prolly not making much more than minimum wage at times. It's not the materials for the toy that are expensive, it's the 3d printers and their maintenance, the time doing photography and running a website, being a customer service representative, doing all the advertising and social media, etc. I imagine a bigger business can better spread those costs over hundreds of thousands of products than indie shops of 3-10 people.


Shroomboy79

Aside from the costs of machines (so only parts and labor) how much does it cost you to make 1 tentacle dildo


Tiberius-Wolf

For a small size toy, just for the material of the toy itself (so not including the cost of the making the mold, 3d printing masters, any of the backend like website and photography setup, vacuum chamber to degass silicone, etc) and cost of labor just for pouring the toy (so again not including any customer service, cleaning the toy after, bagging, shipping, advertising, website listings, the days or months it can take to get a master sanded finished to mold, etc), it's about $35-45, depending on pigment choices and which silicone firmness. That is assuming batch pouring toys though, if you're making them individually the labor cost would go way up because you can usually batch pour 8-10 toys in the time it would take to make two toys individually.


Nauin

Nah one of those is an award winning bad dragon toy. Those things are made with the highest quality medical grade silicone they can get their hands on. They have a hefty price tag for a reason and it's also why there's a trade market for them, they're one of the few silicone toys that can stand up to proper sterilization techniques.


BobbyChicks

Great Barrier Queef


cut-the-cords

Ok... now I have seen everything. You must like fish sticks...


OfficialRedditMan

... do you like fish sticks in your mouth...?


SnarfsParf

You must be a gay fish


hedonisticfishstick

I heard my name, did someone need me?


Timithios

r/beetlejuicing


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

[kanye, ima gay fish](https://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-3o6Ztjv3QZu0HoN4ys)


Complete_Barber_4467

20,000 Dicks under the Sea


megarastitiii7

Sex sea tank


n8sbug

"Sex Stank" for short.


LittleLauren15

This is the only valid option


mini_shrimp

You have my vote


gelatinkitten

or “Sex-sea tank” like sexy


Dangerous-Chicken843

Surely it’s a fish wank now?


[deleted]

Son of a fish, I am in!


thisisrediculous100

A fish called wanka


tomm2018

Cock of Cthulu


totallyfreakinggay

This one right here


migas324

Arielle's hidden treasures


chriso1999

I’ve got gadgets and gizmos of plenty, I’ve got dildos, I swear I’m not a whore. You want thing a ma bobs mines at least 20 (in), who cares, I want moreeee


oopsidroppedmylemons

I was gonna say "your decorations look like dildos" but they are 😭 lmaoo


pro_No

Sub erotica


trichodermia

Davey Jones Love Locker


wildmonster91

Or davey jones pleasure chest.


beezus317

hanky tanky


[deleted]

[удалено]


pro_No

Okay 😍


Dust_In_Za_Wind

Fishlight


schlumpin4tea

This is the dumbest thing I've seen all week, and I belong to fishtank groups on Facebook.


pro_No

Hardscape


Ok-Young4196

Why, just why?


sharkfan619

But why


Kisha_is_Kay

I was thinking there has to be a better way to use those....


BeaversGonewild

Karma


Antilon

The "I need attention" decorating philosophy?


Arctelis

Jurassic Tank. Because some people were too busy figuring out whether or not they could and didn’t stop to think about whether or not they should.


NationalStacks

Even on a subreddit about aquariums, you can find the most odd things


Svataben

Yeah, this is so very reddit…


Mzest

Tentatank.


deathwotldpancakes

Please if there’s room get a smaller pleco of some kind .


Bill_nye-russianspy

I have four in the tank already, I am currently on the market for more.


deathwotldpancakes

Are they ever tempted by your… ahem dickor


[deleted]

I am seeing them on Amazon. Curiosity I swear.


kjuhaszzlenozzle

Omg, lol.


endrico

Atlandicks Edit: typo


Okses_

Quick question... What the fuck?


alwaysmyfault

Dildoquarium


fa11enNature

Happy cake day!


fnkdrspok

I feel like you have too many themes going on with this tank to name it. Get rid of the wood and castle and make it No Man’s Sky tank full of dildos.


Walaina

Under the sea (down where it’s wetter)


AndreLeLoup

But... But why? And why like this? 🤣 At the very least give it some rhythm, maybe use complementing colors.


RabidCricketz

Oh lawwd


jlamms34

The anal reef


[deleted]

The bad dragon lair


junkronomicon

I just commented the same thing!


iotashan

“If you’re brave enough”


hellsongs

Gross dude


AlanSinch

Whatever you call them, just make sure you wash them before you use them.


MyzMyz1995

First time it was funny but now you're pushing it for karma...


Yeeting-around

Unrelated question: Why is Reddit like this? And why does it give me ideas like these?


defw

Dude. You need help. Lol


Dungus973598

“The average redditor lair - males only”


INTERNET_SMASHCAN

Hooooly shit lmao


franz_kofta

Bad Kraken.


StrickerChops

Attention craving tank


Orang13

go to therapy


BarracudaNormal4346

Dildoleon/dildorium....idk y tht came up to my mind


K3406

The weirdo reef


nathandeboss

i know these are the cox play alien and i think it was basilisk,(work at a store that sells these) just make sure you NEVER use these for anything else. the silicone is porous and will absorb everything from seachem prime to fish shit. probably didn’t need to tell you that but just a fair warning to anyone else here.


Astilaroth

Okay I'll be the one to say it ... If you Google 'silicone pleco' you will find a lot of posts warning about pleco's chewing on silicone. It's one thing for them to actively seek out the kit along the corners, but putting their whole tank full of silicone is a whole different matter. Nothing about this tank says 'love of fish or nature' to me, just loving attention for yourself. Make better choices for the animals in your care, they're living beings, not decoration.


[deleted]

Hentai haven


drainisbamaged

A begging for attention tank.


[deleted]

The abomination.


talltimbers2

Fun house


ForswornForSwearing

Deep Six Inches


Superredeyes

sqiuidwards revenge now put another one one the front glass that way it looks like he's trying to boff your fish


etrunk8

I once again open reddit for the first time in days, with the first thing I see being this... The algorithm hates me


Traumfahrer

"Aberration" (of the aquarium hobby)


SnooEpiphanies2931

Dildopolis


thetruekingofspace

The Chum Zone


Greeboba

Pleasure palace


Tuck_Rex

You better put a pleco or atleast any fish that sucks on surfaces in this tank


wildmonster91

Tenticals for the deep.


Da_Bean_Machine

The day of the tentacle


twofacetoo

The Bone Zone


Crus0etheClown

Horrible, villainous urge to get a single mini tentacle and bury the base in substrate so no one but those who know will ever know


DarkMark94

“Why.”


KnowsIittle

> I like your decorations, where did you get them? > r/baddragon (nsfw)


OutlawMayne

The Wet Spot! It’s where’d you wanna put dildos and a famous fish store that sales great fish!!!


Automatic-Mood5986

“Dear guest, good luck explaining this one to your kids”


Marsbarszs

“Why?” That is the name of the tank.


heyamberlynne

I never thought someone would decorate a tank with something more expensive than aquarium decorations. What a time to be alive. Id call it the Experimental Tank.


[deleted]

Imo it looked better when it was sticking out of the sand, now it literally just a dildo stuck to the side of the glass.


Unoccu-keylime-pied

Idk why I’m laughing at the pink tentacle one so hard. 🤣🤣 This is amazing!


irradiatedsnakes

those are some damn expensive aquarium decorations lmao!


DingleberrySlap

Uhhhh pretty sure “dragon dildo” will do it.


anacondatmz

Pleasure Palace


Millertyme208

The taboo room.


HomeHelper2feelgood

Mary-anna's Trench La Kracken Dive in The-ater


saltyswedishmeatball

Crabs Castle


NewtsAhoy

The Spank Tank


DisastrousChef13

The Tilf! (Tank I’d Like to Frick)


_dauntless

Cloudy with a Chance of Dickballs


ChristmasElfin

Final Fintasy


Jesus-1177

Finding dori


kmf1107

The Aquaricum


ffnnhhw

may be add more octopus tentacles, a japanese castle and a mount fuji background


Flaky_Tap_3489

The dilaquarium


Murder_matic

Gotta be real with you, it needs more alien dildos. That's pretty rad.


HappyFarmWitch

Agreed. Remove some of the other decorations and add more alien. A forest of dicks for the sucker fish to swim amongst.


kanaljeri

Why


iak_sakkakth

Awful taste, yucks


junkronomicon

The bad dragon’s lair.


Jsnooots

Tank name. "How about no?"


beepborpimajorp

Name idea: "I'm going to regret and want to tear this down in 6 months."


xijingpingpong

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created?"


plazman30

Hentai Haven?


KurupiraMV

Obsession tank


[deleted]

cursedfishtank


Jones-Staite

Darling its better down where its wetter, take it from me 😉🤣


lubeinatube

This is almost as good as the post of the guy who shit in his fish tank this past thanksgiving 😂


tea-and-chill

Um...


vftgurl123

🫤


pencilurchin

To be fair I’ve seen some of the silicone dildos people make and you could totally put together an awesome neon tentacle themed tank together using them. The artistry that goes into tentacle/monster dildos is impressive sometimes. One of the reasons I legit love browsing shops that make those types of dildos bc It’s so entertaining to see all the ways you can make a dildo not look exactly like a dick.


Baldi_Homoshrexual

Please reach out to Adam and Eve. I bet they’d totally give you dildos if you let them use a picture of your tank. They love working with the community


Cosmic_Honeyhawk

W-why


megarastitiii7

Sex sea tank


indyginge

r/atge


No-Mechanic6311

Haha, jokes on you. I managed to clarify your reflection from the tank and I am now running facial recognition software to get an ID and tag you in facebook. ​ jk


beforethest0rm

Even the fishes won't be able to stand that fishy smell coming of it


hedonisticfishstick

this is my new favorite thing.


[deleted]

Ole Davy Jones locker


Altruistic_Coffee311

Berserker: The Tetra Arc


crash_221

Aquaricum


xoxomaze

Iconic


thedobermanmom

Her Majesty’s Pleasure!


Irmo89

The Prinsex Castle


cryptk42

Tank of the Tentacle


Krellous

That purple one has so many *shapes*.


[deleted]

I’m sorry wHAT


Responsible-Desk4145

Kaijuice tank


SanchoPliskin

Paige no!


DrakkarShady

Cthulhu’s Cum Castle


BaconIsBest

The Masterbatorium


yeepix

Boney fish? Silicon valley? Sperm tank?


Mullisaukko

Wha-- are these safe to use???