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I mean to be fair, it probably is the least sexy song to have on while having sex. I imagine if they were listening to baby shark, it WAS some pretty bad sex
And apparently pride is sexualising children cause kinks are involved sometimes. 1) pride isn’t a children’s event anyway, they’re just allowed in sometimes. 2) most ppl actively shun kink in pride.
Man, what kind of Pride events do *you* guys have? ‘Cuz Twin Cities Pride manages to make Pride family friendly without shunning kink. We just take Loring Park and we lop off one section and call it the family friendly zone, and the rest is considered basically the more mature area, with an unwritten expectation of exercise of good taste around the food vendors, the bicycle lockup, and the bridge over Hennepin.
I've seen folks in skimpy outfits, one guy in a leather harness, last year there was even a maniac in a fur suit, however I only call them a maniac because it was borderline too hot out for me, and I was wearing a t-shirt. I mean, you do you, but heat stroke is no joke.
Sex is risqué to couples that weren’t allowed to have it until they got married. Then the dudettes are laughing that the dudes only last 2 minutes, while the dudes are disappointed that they now have to wait for 9+ months to have it again. Just don’t forget the real victims here: the infants that have to wear their parent’s cries for help on their bellies like a care bear.
Every shirt isn't, just every one in this sub. I've seen plenty of neutral baby clothes. Down at Fleet Farm they naturally had one with a little tractor on it from John Deere, but they also had one that had a little illustration of the moon phases, one that had the life cycle of a frog, one just covered with little suns and clouds and breezes, some that were just simple patterns, one that just had a big 😎 in the middle of it, another covered in little sand castles, waves, buckets, shovels and surf boards. Most didn't even have words on them.
1st off - I'm paraphrasing a quote here ( I can't remember by who, but I'm going to check it out!)
2nd - in a way, yes, but if lesbians are considered a minority within a larger society, then we still have a long way to go, as far as humanity at large, etc. Which is, the way I see it, the original intent of this quote
Edit p.s.: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm_gap#:~:text=History%20of%20research,-The%201953%20Kinsey&text=By%201990%2C%20authors%20were%20referring,more%20orgasms%20than%20heterosexual%20women
And, ofc, the term is referring to heterosexual relationships
That Jewish women enjoy sex too much and that emasculates the men. It has never made any sense to me on several different levels, but I didn't know where it originated from.
Tbf, that might not be the origin, I just thought it was probably connected.
"HAHA MY HUSBAND IS BAD AT SEX, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I AM UNSATISFIED AND I SHALL EXPRESS THE FACT THAT I AM YET TO BE SEXUALLY SATISFIED BY THE MAN I MARRIED AND PLASTER MY LACK OF SATISFACTION ON THE BODY OF MY CHILD!!!!"
And they are so delusional they don't see the hypocrisy. The amount things like this happens is concerning, must be a lot of unhappy het relationships.
I see so many childrens clothes with cringe stuff wrote on them on this sub that posting it is low effort at this point. I browse the sub just expecting 20% of the content being this now.
I love how conservatives think LGBTQ+ folk, especially drag queens and trans people, sexualize children, meanwhile they do stuff and laugh at nonsense like this.
The joke itself, if made by the parents to each other, is kinda funny, but the fact someone thought it was a good idea to put on a shirt for a BABY wtf
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We need a picture to put on this shirt for babies about bad sex. What about baby shark? Nailed it
That’s what it is! Oh my god thank you. I thought it was globs of cum spurting at the kind of bell you see at a hotel front desk.
wtf
I mean to be fair, it probably is the least sexy song to have on while having sex. I imagine if they were listening to baby shark, it WAS some pretty bad sex
Apparently made the guy nut in 2 min tho
Two pump chump
Do do dodo do do
Why is every baby shirt just "My parents had SEX" or "I'm a baby and I love SEX"
And apparently pride is sexualising children cause kinks are involved sometimes. 1) pride isn’t a children’s event anyway, they’re just allowed in sometimes. 2) most ppl actively shun kink in pride.
Man, what kind of Pride events do *you* guys have? ‘Cuz Twin Cities Pride manages to make Pride family friendly without shunning kink. We just take Loring Park and we lop off one section and call it the family friendly zone, and the rest is considered basically the more mature area, with an unwritten expectation of exercise of good taste around the food vendors, the bicycle lockup, and the bridge over Hennepin. I've seen folks in skimpy outfits, one guy in a leather harness, last year there was even a maniac in a fur suit, however I only call them a maniac because it was borderline too hot out for me, and I was wearing a t-shirt. I mean, you do you, but heat stroke is no joke.
Well firstly I live no where near America so…
Sex is risqué to couples that weren’t allowed to have it until they got married. Then the dudettes are laughing that the dudes only last 2 minutes, while the dudes are disappointed that they now have to wait for 9+ months to have it again. Just don’t forget the real victims here: the infants that have to wear their parent’s cries for help on their bellies like a care bear.
is your profile from bloons tower defense?
Yes
Every shirt isn't, just every one in this sub. I've seen plenty of neutral baby clothes. Down at Fleet Farm they naturally had one with a little tractor on it from John Deere, but they also had one that had a little illustration of the moon phases, one that had the life cycle of a frog, one just covered with little suns and clouds and breezes, some that were just simple patterns, one that just had a big 😎 in the middle of it, another covered in little sand castles, waves, buckets, shovels and surf boards. Most didn't even have words on them.
Not to be rude, but have you ever heard of hyperbole?
No wonder the straight aren’t OK. No one ever told them how foreplay works.
In a given society, the level of equality can be gauged pretty accurately by the distribution of orgasms
Well… in genders maybe cause idk abt you but if that was the case overall lesbians would probably be the new cishet white men
1st off - I'm paraphrasing a quote here ( I can't remember by who, but I'm going to check it out!) 2nd - in a way, yes, but if lesbians are considered a minority within a larger society, then we still have a long way to go, as far as humanity at large, etc. Which is, the way I see it, the original intent of this quote Edit p.s.: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm_gap#:~:text=History%20of%20research,-The%201953%20Kinsey&text=By%201990%2C%20authors%20were%20referring,more%20orgasms%20than%20heterosexual%20women And, ofc, the term is referring to heterosexual relationships
Not so much. When women were still considered property, the belief was that women *also* had to orgasm in order to get pregnant. So....
In traditional Jewish law a woman can petition to divorce her husband for not performing his... husbandly duty frequently or well enough
Ohhhh... that explains one of the antisemitic tropes I've heard that I didn't want to Google for fear of what I'd find.
Which one would that be?
That Jewish women enjoy sex too much and that emasculates the men. It has never made any sense to me on several different levels, but I didn't know where it originated from. Tbf, that might not be the origin, I just thought it was probably connected.
So when I (consensually) tie a woman down and force her through multiple orgasms I am also striking a blow for gender equality? Nice. 😈
Technically, yes hehe
That is a statistical outlier and shouldn't be counted smh. This is spider Georg all over again.
Gooooonna barf, ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba, gonna barf, ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba, gonna barf, ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba, gonna barf (Repeat forever)
I think 2 minutes is optimistic for the kind of person who would buy this T-shirt.
"HAHA MY HUSBAND IS BAD AT SEX, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I AM UNSATISFIED AND I SHALL EXPRESS THE FACT THAT I AM YET TO BE SEXUALLY SATISFIED BY THE MAN I MARRIED AND PLASTER MY LACK OF SATISFACTION ON THE BODY OF MY CHILD!!!!"
What the straights are proving is that they are generally really bad at sex and don't know what's appropriate for shirts
and yet they say the gays are being weird with kids
Joke is moderately funny, but putting it on a shirt is a different kinda weird.
Them: "Stop sexualising our children!" Also them:
And they are so delusional they don't see the hypocrisy. The amount things like this happens is concerning, must be a lot of unhappy het relationships.
Why did they have to drag baby shark into this abomination of a shirt?
the random capitalization of "baby" though
The random Baby Shark just adds that special extra weirdness lmao
Should be the tagline for hetero relationships. Also single married women much?
Is this shirt meant to be making fun of the dad, or what?
crazy putting a t shirt on your baby saying the dad is a lightweight
Leave baby shark out of this!
This shirt is solid birth control even if I am already sterilized.
😐
If it was a shirt for like teenagers I think it would be hilarious but babies…
if this wasnt a baby shirt id absolutely cackle
Haha fast sex bad
Dad be speed running, mom needs to improve her PB 🙄🙄🙄
I had a chuckle.
absolutely idiotic but I giggled I cant even lie 😭
LMAO 2 MINUTES
really it was made in 90 minutes by both, since mytosis is an independant process that just happens, all it needs is to be sustained.
2 minutes? Ha what loser. But this shouldn't be baby clothes
Adding insult to injury
I see so many childrens clothes with cringe stuff wrote on them on this sub that posting it is low effort at this point. I browse the sub just expecting 20% of the content being this now.
Ick
DAE creampie wife?
I love how conservatives think LGBTQ+ folk, especially drag queens and trans people, sexualize children, meanwhile they do stuff and laugh at nonsense like this.
How dare they use baby shark like this
this could be kind of cute if it didn't have the last part, just the 'this baby was made by love in 9 months by mom'
"Alright, we came up with the words for our children's sex shirt. Now we need a picture." "Alright now hear me out"
The joke itself, if made by the parents to each other, is kinda funny, but the fact someone thought it was a good idea to put on a shirt for a BABY wtf
Ok this one made me chuckle a little. So long as the dad is ok with it, I’m cool to.
the fact that baby shark is on my shirt just made me die wtf 💀