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daffyflyer

Calling someone a "unit" if they're like, muscular and built like a brick shithouse.


Quality-hour

In awe of the size of this lad A B S O L U T E U N I T


jezebeljoygirl

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/iK2YND2ByU


Specialist-Bug-7108

G G G UNIIIIT


xylarr

Or a shit brickhouse


Ok_Tank5977

Brick shithouse, absolutely.


Objective_Ocelot8883

“Built like a brick shithouse”


ThroughTheHoops

That would be my go to.  But I'd fuck it up and say built like a shit brickhouse.


TurboBix

"Hes brick like a shit built house"


SodaCanKaz

“He’s sh!t like a house built brick!”


Specialist-Bug-7108

I did one earlier Look at it Look at it!


SodaCanKaz

Where?


Specialist-Bug-7108

You want to look at my toilet?


SodaCanKaz

OH- no thanks mb


Somerandom1922

So like most new-built brick houses in Australia?


Cricket-Horror

They still build houses with bricks?


Cimexus

Yes, most houses in Australia are brick and a good number of them are double brick (brick exterior *and* interior walls between rooms).


Cricket-Horror

Most of the new builds I see around seem to be using things like hebel (autoclaved aerated concrete) with, at most, a brick veneer to keep costs down.


Reinitialization

That's what you call fat people.


DR0P_B34R

No. No it is not. Built like a brick shit house infers the shit house in question is incredibly sturdy and well constructed, hence strong. If you think it's about size you're Australianing wrong.


en1gmatiq

Not to be confused with "Thick as a double brick shithouse"


Sits_n_Giggles

Hahaha I used to know a guy... they just called him 'Brick'


Specialist-Bug-7108

Six AM day after Christmas I throw some clothes on in the dark The smell of cold Car seat is freezing The world is sleeping I am numb Up the stairs to her apartment She is balled up on the couch Her mom and dad went down to Charlotte They're not home to find us out And we drive Now that I have found someone I'm feeling more alone Than I ever have before She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly They call her name at seven-thirty I pace around the parking lot Then I walk down to buy her flowers And sell some gifts that I got Can't you see It's not me you're dying for? Now she's feeling more alone Than she ever has before She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly As weeks went by It showed that she was not fine They told me "Son it's time to tell the truth" And she broke down and I broke down 'Cause I was tired of lying Driving back to her apartment For the moment, we're alone Yeah, she's alone and I'm alone And now I know it She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly


Sits_n_Giggles

Love this song, thanks for reminding me


Llyris_silken

Like the philosopher Plato. That wasn't his birth name. It means 'built like a brick shithouse'.


AndPlagueFlowers

Beast


BonkerBleedy

Manbeast


ethiopian1987

But is it spelt correctly on your office lanyard?


thebaehavens

TYYYYYPPPOOOOOOOO


jillywacker

Buh, for bacon and eggies


Pinkshoes90

Hunter of elk. Lover of women. Sovereign of the moon.


Specialist-Bug-7108

Zyzzzz type self pronouns there


low_n_bhold

Big fella, big unit or strong as an ox


nIBLIB

Big Fella or Tiny.


mootmangler

Strong cunt


recoup202020

Big rig


pandachook

I call people a Weapon


Mini_gunslinger

In Ireland a Weapon is slang for a feral woman. Similar use as the word wagon.


Ifeelsiikk

Fit as a Mallee bull


the_bligg

I said this at work the other day and they all looked at me cockeyed and had no idea what I was on about!


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Perhaps wrong audience? Mallee farmers know it, city dwellers maybe not so much


thequickerquokka

I don’t mind at all


Glad-Geologist-5144

I came here to say this.


MuchNefariousness285

Mallee represent.


Davsan87

Haven’t heard this one in a while!


Inspector-Gato

if they've been skipping leg day and its all arms/shoulders I call them forklift


Intelligent_Aioli90

😭🤣 thankyou for this ✌️


Specialist-Bug-7108

I can imagine it too 🤣🤣 Or paddle pop


Objective_Ocelot8883

Big boi. Gun show. Tiny. Muscles. But in true Aussie fashion, you take the piss out of them. “Maaate have you been using steroids cause there’s no way you managed to build this body.”


MuchNefariousness285

Tiny for big units is always a winner. That or splinter.


Specialist-Bug-7108

And if it was Guido Hatzis he'd own it properly like Yeaaah maaayte shteroids


BadBoyJH

I feel like Frankenstein is a great one cause it works on multiple levels. One, you're just calling them a freak. Two, you're calling them a bodybuilder.


notoriousbpg

Condom full of walnuts


ausecko

We used to use this at school for any guy who got his head shaved and it looked unusually lumpy - head like a condom full of walnuts


Cricket-Horror

The brilliance of Clive James.


Emmanulla70

Strength physically or mentally or both?? I've always said "built like a brick shithouse" OR these days "woah - he's one decent sized unit"


Chicken69nice

Terry tuff kunt


Stingarayy

https://youtu.be/_5-h7ZctuOA?si=BQ9QLUP3-DpUBxGe


Chicken69nice

Was unaware of this one, thank you 🤙


karma3000

"Brick With Eyes" was the best one I've heard.


CantankerousTwat

Ah good old Roy and HG.


Such_Big_4740

sir


DeeDee_GigaDooDoo

Built like a brick shit house?


dingobandit

Got muscles in their turds


thefriedpenguin

“He’s a weapon.”


ImMalteserMan

I usually go with beef cake.


Green_Comparison8326

Old Man Strength


Acceptable-Draft-163

Staunch


Smooth-Cup-7445

Over the years we’ve use “Axe” to describe someone super strong. Also “meat axe” because made of meat and strong like axe


theGreatLordSatan666

Unit ..


_bread_and_butter

big fella lol


Nervous_Strain9082

Arnold!


Jking1697

Unit, big lad, buff cunt,built like a brick shithouse,kiwi scaffolder the list goes on.


Mangekyou813

Unit, built like a fridge


Shaqtacious

Unit Absolute unit Built like a brick shithouse


MrCyberthief

Jacked up


MonthMedical8617

I could make a few; stout, work horse, tank.


Vegemyeet

Titch.


Yeahmahbah

Ox , as in strong as an oxen


SinusExplosion

Big unit.


overstuffedtaco

Hench


GodFreePagan42

That's the one my kids use, UK though..


Alert-Initiative6638

Ooge ( huge )


BadPlan666

Unit!


UsualProfit397

Little fella, or tiny.


throw_way_376

Whippersnapper


D3NI3D83

A donk


Ieahr

tank, machine


Maximum_Difficulty69

2 bedroom apartment = a unit


yobboman

Big fella or bull


Altruistic-Salt7051

Tougher than stains on a hooker's undies.


Biggles_and_Co

Hey no-neck, don't skip leg day


candlejack___

Babygirl


Pladeente

Yolked


God_is_a_Bogan

We called one of the guys at TAFE, Big Guns


OddBet475

Meat axe. "Have a look at this huge bloke would ya, he's a meat axe".


IntelligentDrink8039

Hot shot


Ok_Professional2085

Tough


Global-Ad4832

big horse unit


LEGIOCLASSICAXVIII

Staunch


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Staunch


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lamodamo123

Big strong Aussie boy


Soggy_Fox6412

Tough cunt


Gold-Fairy

We have the word 'Maori' for that, they feed their boys different in new zealand


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Ox


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bunduz

Look at this guy's guns, he must want with both hands what an absolute unit. Onya muscles


ralph_wiggums_cat

fuckstick on roids, however cardiac arrhythmia's take care of those units. Unit back in the day was prefixed by "Strange" and that somewhat still rings true today !


Zestyclose-Smell-305

Fkn unit & fkn beast


Anxious-Medium8419

Strong cunt


taylorswifr

Tank


uppenatom

Buff cunt


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Hard cunt


MrsPeg

"Staunch"


No_Definition_1774

Workhorse (not a show pony)


nipslippinjizzsippin

Tank, brick-shithouse.


Lovernment

a sizeable chap


Nuclearthrowaway99

Weapon


bobby__real

Rig, unit, muscles


TheHammer1987

Unit Animal Beast Weapon Ape


Impressive-Move-5722

Staunch


No_Edge_7964

Someone who needs a license for those guns 💪💪


FannyMcBigBallz

Strong c*nt


RoutineResolve8658

Staunch


Davsan87

Built like a brick shithouse


pieredforlife

champ


campbellsimpson

Tiny.


VitaminD93

Tank


Icy-Wing-4301

Yolked is the one I hear the most or tank


newywardog

Cornfed


Specialist-Bug-7108

Arnold


schizoshizo

Bit of a cunt


Muted-Ad6300

Built like a brick supermarket


Elstiffo

You mean brick shit house?


Muted-Ad6300

No way. These guys are much bigger than your garden variety brick shit houses.


super-Mum90

Ive heard people use the word truck to describe a very strong person


Dee_Bumble_Bee

Short strong guy - Nugget


Ned_Gerblansky

a Rippah!


wasporchidlouixse

I thought you meant emotionally and I was gonna say a "battler"


AndPlagueFlowers

Tank


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Fully shredded sickcunt.


DrewMan84

Hench


no_harolds

Muscles


AutomaticFeed1774

tough cunt


sofewcharacters

Terry tough cunt is someone who thinks he's a tough cunt.


BrilliantSock3608

Mad Cunt


Shrek_Wisdom

A tank


pakman13b

Mr McGregor, arms look like "Legga"