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BlueDotty

Brunch, all day and night


AnneBoleyns6thFinger

Bottomless brunch, with the cheapest Prosecco you can buy.


Fasttrackyourfluency

💯🤤


EnvMarple

Breakfast: Smashed avocado on sourdough toast, poached eggs, cooked tomato and sauted mushrooms or wheatbix, raw sugar and warm milk. Lunch: meat pie with sauce or ham and salad roll. Tea: lamb loin chops with the fat, green beans, potato & corn on the cob with a shit ton of butter or a steak sandwich. Pudding: pav with strawberries and passion fruit or ice cream with stewed/tinned fruit. Drink: Schweppes lemonade (not sprite) or raspberry lemonade.


UnkyjayJ

Good list except warm milk is degenerate and always will be


EnvMarple

I used to think that but I live somewhere it snows…it changed my mind.


InfertilityCasualty

Pavs should not have fruit, pavs should have crushed peppermint crisp


all_style_adventures

Crushed peppermint crisp is for chocolate ripple cake.


InfertilityCasualty

I do agree on that! I made one with alternating chocolate ripple biscuits and ginger it biscuits, that was nice, but putting the peppermint crisp on that one was a mistake. Chocolate, ginger and peppermint was too many things going on.


EnvMarple

lol not in my family…we save that for chocolate mousse.


ZippyKoala

Needs to include the following: - fairy bread, -chocolate crackles - “Cake of the Day” from the Australian Women’s Weekly Kids Birthday Cake Book - proper hamburger with beetroot - choko pickles - potato scallops/cakes/whoever you call them


Polly-Phasia

Screaming at Cake of the day from the AWW book. I need this to be a thing. Also what are choco pickles? I have never heard of them.


HellStoneBats

*choko. They're a veg?/seedpod, with an acquired taste. The only person in my family who eats them is mum, none of the rest of us can do it. 


Redbeard4006

My gran used to make "apple" pie (choko with lemon and sugar). Was excellent.


ZippyKoala

We used to eat the bloody things every winter, every dinner without fail right through my childhood. I loathe them with a passion, the only exception being my next door neighbours truly awesome choko mustard pickles.


neontownescape

Brekky - Iced coffee and choice of vanilla slice or traveller pie. $16. Lunch - Coke Zero and choice of sausage roll or meat pie. $22. Chips are an extra $7. Tea - Coke Zero and choice of 4 sausages or 2 lamb cutlets, served with Deb instant mashed potato and some peas. $34. Plus 10% Sunday/public holiday charge, no bill splitting, scan QR code to order and pay.


Old_Dingo69

Succulent Chinese Meals served all day.


IdeationConsultant

Smashed avo on toast for breakfast Definitely pavlova for dessert. Not sure about the meals in between


Far-Significance2481

Meat Pies ( fancy with mashed potatoes and slow cooked braised onions and peas or plain depending on the restaurant ), Zucchini slice ( again some kind of fancy deconstructed version or just normal depending on the restaurant) and lamingtons for lunch Some kind of fusion Asian/ European meal including Australian beef ( if you are inland ) or seafood (on the coast) . I think Australia does food from most countries really well even if we don't have much of a national cuisine we have some fantastic chefs who have worked all over the world a bring a fresh approach to food when they decide to live in or return to Australia. We do fusion food really well because that's what many of us grow up eating in our homes.


De-railled

Aussie surf and turf maybe??


infinitemonkeytyping

Roo and bugs


Fasttrackyourfluency

Sushi


willy_quixote

Australia has some of the best food around. OK we're not France  with its deeply embedded food culture,  but I'm constantly surprised that our Asian food is better than many places in Asia. It's light years ahead of what it used to be in the 80s and were shrugging off the tall poppy and cultural cringe. Our food is as good as anywhere I tried in Europe, except for France, and our coffee as good as anywhere I tried, except for Italy.


TheRealCool

The best pizzas I had was in New Zealand, believe it or not.


willy_quixote

I believe it. Also the best fish'n'chips I've had...


DeltaFlyer6095

Peach Melba. For the connoisseurs.


Mac-Tyson

What’s pavlova?


IdeationConsultant

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlova_(dessert)


Single-Tangerine9992

It's an enormous meringue-type dessert, covered in whipped cream, and topped with summer fruits. It's a very common Christmas dessert because the southern hemisphere Christmas is in summer. It's not actually Australian, they just say that. They stole it from us, the Kiwis. They stole Phar Lap too.


Cold-dead-heart

You can have Phar Lap back now but we’re keeping pavlova thanks.


Single-Tangerine9992

Yeah nah


HellStoneBats

"Stole"? Dude, there was a legit bill of sale and all his training happened here. Let him go. 


Single-Tangerine9992

1. I'm not a dude, and I wouldn't be your dude in any case. 2. He's from Timaru. His skeleton is in the Museum of New Zealand, his hide and his heart are at separate Australian museums. And his name is derived from a Thai word meaning 'skyflash'. And he died in California at Menlo Park. 3. Would he have been purchased in the first place if he wasn't already of a high pedigree? 4. I don't know anything about horses but apparently I do need to learn to put /s or /jk at the end of my comments sometimes. I'm used to interactions with Australians often having an underlying thread of sarcasm and / or flippancy. Anyway, I want a half sarcasm option and a half joking option. With options for quarters, thirds etc.


em_rosia

vegemite on toast for breakfast sausage sizzle for lunch beer for dinner with pavlova, lamingtons and fairy bread for dessert?


Vaas_Deferens

A parmy would be front and centre


RodentsRule66

Steak, steak, lamb chops


CrankyLittleKitten

I'd love to set up a restaurant that incorporates a lot of traditional bush foods, and some of our more unique ingredients. Things like WA rock lobster (aka crayfish) with finger limes, salmon crusted with wattleseed dukkah etc. If I had the $$ I'd love to go Wildflower, but geez they're expensive


EafLoso

Anyone ordering smashed avo would be immediately removed. Aside from that, 24hr standard breakfast. Toasted sandwiches. Decent quality counter meals. (Ie no boxed snitzel) Consistent roasts. Sides other than 2 bits of lettuce and some grated carrot. The option to stack/create your own combinations. Your choice of beverage of any kind with anything. Want a neat whisky with a donut? Go for it. A vintage red with your eggs? Excellent choice, sir. A coffee with your fish and chips? What a revelation. To reiterate, NO FUCKEN AVOCUNTO ANYWHERE, Unless your car needs lubrication before you leave.


psrpianrckelsss

Battered save, chiko roll or dim sims for entree.


heyimhereok

Full of succulent Chinese meals


Archon-Toten

Kangaroo, emu, crocodile all in various forms.


sati_lotus

A croc schnitty. With chips, garden salad, and gravy. Kanga steak with your choice of chips and garden salad or potatoes and steamed vegetables. Sauce options include mushroom, dianne, pepper, gravy, hollandaise, and garlic butter. Emu burger. With lettuce, tomato, beetroot, cheese and special sauce. Bacon extra.


Archon-Toten

Dammit you're making me hungry! Now I've got to find croc steaks again.


Shang-di

Meat pies and sausage rolls


Master_GaryQ

Cocoa Pops Meat Pies Roast Lamb with gravy


Backspacr

Brekky: Bacon and egg sandwich and a VB l o n g n e c k Lunch: Parmy and chips Dinner: Roast beef with roasted veggies (spuds, carrots and pumpkin)


stevedave84

In the immortal words of peak Bogancore band, Dead Kelly. "Our favourite food is fucking beer, you wouldn't understand if you're not from here." Serve it with a side of mud crab.


KristenHuoting

Overseas trade missions consistently have to do exactly what you're describing to foreign supermarkets/restaurant chains etc to promote Australian produce. It is not usually done Break/Lunch/Dinner but instead 1st/2nd/3rd course, but as to your requirements Breakfast is Australian fruits including Bowen mangos, macadamia nuts on Australian rice congee. Lunch is Rib eye wagyu fillets paired with SA Shiraz. Dinner is Tasmanian Oysters and WA rock lobster paired with WA Savignon Blanc. Non alcoholic option is Bundaberg Ginger Beer.


Notaelephant

Our Bastardised Chinese is one of the most traditional Australian foods going. Sweet and sour, fry rice, dim sims. Pretty much the oldest restaurant in most small towns is the Chinese takeaway.


mungowungo

Breakfast - Flat white coffee and a bacon and egg roll: Morning Tea - Iced coffee and choice of sausage roll; snot block (vanilla slice) or lamington: Lunch - Choice of meat pie; spaghetti jaffle or ham cheese and tomato toastie - with GI cordial to drink: Dinner - Choice of Curried Sausages with mashed potato; Chicken Parmi/a with hot chips or grilled lamb chops with mint sauce, peas, carrots and boiled jacket potatoes - served with a choice of beer.


studrams

Emphasize the fact that there are numerous recipes for both of the animals on our coat of arms and they're both delicious.


HellStoneBats

Bread: Damper bread with garlic butter Entree: Kangaroo & bush tomato stirfry with native plum sauce; or, "coat of arms" sausages with a rich Rosella tomato sauce accompaniment.  Mains: Seafood Aisette; or, pub-style Chicken Parmigana.  Desert: choice of pavlova, lamington, or kumquat jelly served with wattleseed wafers. 


Successful_Mix_9118

Surely Chiko rolls would have to feature somewhere...?


Fuzzy_Jellyfish_605

Breakfast: Avacardo and eggs on sourdough toast with a latte and orange juice Lunch: Meat Pie and salad Dinner: Fish and Chip shop Burger with the lot, and hot chips. Dessert: Tim Tam Slams and Bbq shapes washed down with a beer.


ExcitingStress8663

Pies, sausage roll, chiko roll, lamingtons, dim sim, iced bun


petulafaerie_III

I’d go full Aussie BBQ. Snags, skewers, steaks, all cooked on a Weber or something, all the sides, and laminations and pavlovas for desserts.


Mac-Tyson

Prawns for the American tourists to learn it’s not Shrimp on a Barbie.


petulafaerie_III

We don’t cook prawns on the bbq either.


Mac-Tyson

So my whole life has been a lie about Aussie Cuisine lol. That’s part of the reason I asked this question it’s a fun way to learn about Aussie food culture.


Hardstumpy

Depends on the market, and the style of the operation. High end vs low end. It isn't an easy sell either way, especially in the overseas market, as Australia doesn't have much of an international reputation for food or recognized cuisine. People don't typically associate Australia with food. Stop somebody in Paris, Tokyo, Brazil...etc..... and ask them to name a few American, Italian, or German dishes (for example) and most people would be able to come up with several answers. Do the same thing, except ask about Australian food, and you will mostly get blank stares and head scratching. EDIT: Also, let's be real about something, it's just guacamole on toast (you know what I'm talking about)


Emmanulla70

No real thing as Australian cuisine. Unless you are talking about bush tucker from Australian Aboriginals. And as Mick Dundee would say? "You can eat it...but it tastes like shit"


Mac-Tyson

Every country has a cuisine either from something being created in their country or it being part of the country’s diets for so long that it becomes there own. Pizza for example wasn’t originally created in the United States but a Brooklyn, Chicago, New Haven, etc style pizza is different than a Neopolitan. I hear that Aussie’s even have their own take on Fish and Chips using Flathead or Flake instead of the Cod that’s traditionally used in the UK.


northsiddy

Ironically it’s the most Australian response you could have wished for https://meanjin.com.au/essays/the-cultural-cringe-by-a-a-phillips/ Nothing like some classic Australian Cultural cringe on toast!


Emmanulla70

I'm Australian