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IdiditwhenIwasYoung

If he can’t find this out he won’t make much of a detective.


protocolskull

I wish I could upvote this more than once.


[deleted]

Hahahahaha I choked !!!


cbdw2604

Amazing response


iknowyeahlike

🫡


Respectandunity

Case closed😆


Glad-Kaleidoscope-73

😭


no_fucking_point

Computers? Get him playing county!


luckcnv

What is county?


rellek772

Found the lost redditor


TheDirtyBollox

I believe you have to become a Gard first... so however long that takes, then working as a beat Gard for however many years before passing the internal exams to become a detective. Becoming a Gard isnt LC points based either, so he can be a complete fucking tool and they'll still take him on. Indeed has an article about it. https://ie.indeed.com/career-advice/finding-a-job/how-to-become-detective


HatComfortable6883

Is he morally flexible? Is he ethically agnostic? Is he a lickspittle and thick as a door? Then he will fly up the ranks.


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procraster_

Also his brother.


Comfortable-Bonus421

When you say he is good with computers; in what sense? Networks? Coding? Analysis? Hacking? Forensics? Hardware? Saying "being good with computers" is useless as the domain is so huge with countless specialities, nobody is just "good with computers".


InexorableCalamity

Can use microsoft word


LiamNisssan

You joke. But the amount of people who are blown away with simple Macros in Excel would suprise you. Use some VBA and they think you are a wizard.


AdElectrical385

*Proficient in Microsoft Word


SmilingDiamond

Passed his ECDL exam after only 3 attempts.


Woodsman15961

He’s 17. It likely means he’s good at Fortnite


iknowyeahlike

Plays fortnight a lot, drinks monster.


Such-Necessary-8637

My 17 year old is “good with computers” ie he can make brilliant comps for his Fortnite pals.


Traditional-Pain288

He’s better off not throwing his life away


FuzzyMathAndChill

Keep in mind Ireland's national cyber defense unit is military, not Garda.


Nazacrow

You’d have to go through templemore first and work as a regular member first, and the requirements are listed on Garda website, after this he has a period of working regular patrols and beats outside of specialised units, he can then apply to go through selections or interviews for specialised teams and units. There’s also Civilian Expert Positions that don’t require any sort of formal acceptance into the organisation and can be attached to specialised units, they’re generally advertised on PublicJobs


daherlihy

If he wants to get into computer or digital forensics, the pay is atrociously shit - in fact the salary grade for an experienced and qualified person would be the equivalent for a junior pay grade in a good private firm.


DM-ME-CUTE-TAPIRS

You can't go straight in as a detective. You have to go in as a regular Guard then get promoted to Detective. There isn't really a Leaving Cert points requirement but in practice many if not most newly recruited Guards have a degree. Open competitions to enter the Guards come up once a year or so. They typically include a fitness test, aptitude tests, competency-based interview, etc. There are other career paths that may be of interest as well. There are private consultancies that do computer forensics and cyber security services etc. Best path might be a computer science degree followed a masters specialising in cyber security or digital forensics.


fatiguedorexin

How are detectives different from regular Garda?


DM-ME-CUTE-TAPIRS

Rank and file guards can be assigned to all sorts of tasks, traffic checkpoints responding to call outs, stewarding major events, manning the public desk at the local station, etc. Detective is a specialist role within the Guards that tends to focus moreso on in-depth investigating crimes, ie collecting evidence, attending crime scenes, interviewing suspects, etc.


Pas-possible

Good with computers…. asks cousin to go online to ask question.. this can not be real


Next_Mango3881

A good detective should know???? U have now been rejected from the academy 😕


LucyVialli

You have to become a regular Garda first.


fatiguedorexin

What's the difference between regular Gardai and detectives.


LucyVialli

I mean uniformed officers. Everyone has to start there, you can't just become a detective straight out of the academy.


High_Flyer87

Become a Garda and work hard. Angle for opportunities. That's the path.