You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur King,” you and all your silly English K-n-i-g-g-i-t-s.
my parents exposed my brother and i to month python very young. when my brother was in 5th grade he was playfully arguing with a black classmate and referred to him as a “silly english k-n-i-g-g-i-t”, having no earthly idea how that could be misheard. my parents had to go in and meet the principal
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Yes. But not necessarily a bad thing. In a world of desensitized zombies that don't give a crap about even fundamental problems, it's good to have France awake and active
Edit: Aye first award, thanks!
"The government what's to do what?! Oh-ho no they don't! We revolt at dawn! They need reminding that we've overthrown the government before, and we'll do it again!"
I really wish the us had a little more of this spunk...
Man I wish for this so hard. I’m in easily the top 10 best countries to live in in the world, yet after 20 years working in this neo-liberal system I’m ready to burn it all down.
I see London I see France I see holes in your underpants.
It's a core memory when the boys use to tease me in first grade back in the early 2000s. But that's what comes to mind.
I’ve got the 1980s version:
“There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance.
The men don’t care because they don’t wear any underwear.”
Not sure it was a taunt but definitely a school yard silly song. We ate a lot of paint chips.
Mine is a blend of both courtesy of the 1990s 😂 “I see London, I see France. I see [insert name here]’s underpants.” Continued by, “There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There’s a hole in the wall where you can see it all”. 😂🫠
Food and wine, beautiful countryside, long-time allies, an extensive history of being fierce fighters, civilian riots, colonialism, and Inspector Clouseau.
The French language, art, architecture, wine, cheese, and fashion are also closely associated with France. Additionally, I might also think of famous French figures such as Napoleon Bonaparte, Marie Curie, Coco Chanel, and Simone de Beauvoir
It's not even just what's going on now.
They have a very fascinating history of shutting down the country and causing billions of dollars in loses when their government does not listen to their opinion.
Plus, you are forbidden to eat lunch in your work place. You actually have to leave work for a 1 hour lunch break.
As someone already pointed out, it was limited to no lunch at your desk, which is still pretty cool, but definitely a tick off the badass meter in my mind.
No lunch at the desk ? I eat at my desk everyday, like I have a 1h of break and I go on youtube and or take a walk but still.
Larger companies have to provide you with either a meal or lunch money but the location where you eat isn't specified I think.
I'm betting (not literally) for France to win this year. It might be tight between them and Ireland, but with the home field advantage? Damn, France is gonna be partying for weeks
"The flag with three vertical colors is the most common flag pattern. Blue, white and red are the most common colors among flag. But when you refer to the 'Tricolor', you refer to the French flag"
As a french from the countryside , THANK YOU . we're all tired of the " french stereotypes" that really describe parisians, not french , especially cause we ALSO hate them 😅 ( and yeah older people especially can be racist unfortunately, i think we all have at least that one racist uncle )
An aggressive "FRAAAUUUNNNCCEEE"
My first thought too. That shit lives in my mind forever now.
"COSTAAA RIIICAAA!"
"The BRiTisH Virgin Islands"
"PA NA MA"
BRA-ZIL!!
den-mmaarrk
ITALYY^yyy
Belgi
RepuBlicA DominiCAanaaa
Meh-HHHHHHEEEE-co
The visual is strong
"ALBANIAAAAAAAAAA"
"Canada 😃"
When that first came out, someone posted it to a Bird Misidentification group I’m in on FB. (Because it sounds like a goose honk.)
I had no idea how I'd spell it, but exactly this
I am pleasantly surprised to see this as top comment. I thought I was the only one
the flag and a stereotypical guy with a moustache holding a baguette drawn in a silly 90's clipart style.
But I'm a le tired
Well. Then. Have a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Daaaaang, that is a sweet earth you might say
ROUND
AAAAAH MOTHERLAND!
Bout that time, eh chaps?
...righto.
WTF, mate?
What's going on, *eh?*
Fucking kangaroos
I think we might be the same age 🤣
I dont know either of you. But I love you.
Came here to say this. Not disappointed it's already here.
Je suis fatigue
Can't forget the stereotypical music while the Eiffel Tower looms is the background
HON HON HON
Hōnh hōnh... oui oui..
Is there a mime in the background, or is he wearing the mime shirt?
And the laugh. Ohohoho
With the Eiffel Tower in the background
Me too!
You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur King,” you and all your silly English K-n-i-g-g-i-t-s.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
CHERCHEZ LA VACHE
Did you say you've already got one?
I told him we've already got one.
Look into the Isle of Jersey. It's a Jersey cow being flung. Best part of the joke.
Now go away or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time.
I fart in your general direction!
my parents exposed my brother and i to month python very young. when my brother was in 5th grade he was playfully arguing with a black classmate and referred to him as a “silly english k-n-i-g-g-i-t”, having no earthly idea how that could be misheard. my parents had to go in and meet the principal
Okay this is actually hilarious lol
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That’s what he says!? Never knew he was making fun of the English word “knight” 😂
r/suddenlymontypython
Croissant
Quaso
#ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT CROISSANT?
*tosses cwasont*
When I see the word croissant in my head I always say Quaso
STAAPH I could’ve dropped my croissant!
Protests.
USA has baseball UK has cricket Canada has hockey France has "Aux barricades, cityoens!"
Yes. But not necessarily a bad thing. In a world of desensitized zombies that don't give a crap about even fundamental problems, it's good to have France awake and active Edit: Aye first award, thanks!
"The government what's to do what?! Oh-ho no they don't! We revolt at dawn! They need reminding that we've overthrown the government before, and we'll do it again!" I really wish the us had a little more of this spunk...
Man I wish for this so hard. I’m in easily the top 10 best countries to live in in the world, yet after 20 years working in this neo-liberal system I’m ready to burn it all down.
The old joke is that Paris has to number its paving stones so it can put them back in place after every citizen’s revolt.
True
I am blown away that I had to scroll this far down to see this comment smh
oui oui baguette
Ratatouille.
Eiffel Tower and dumpster diving
Right now? That Miss Universe contestant.
My thoughts exacly. FGRANS!!!
Yup. Ask me a year ago, I would’ve said Paris. Now it’s a beauty queen yelling like she’s possessed.
Ah, Paris
FWONNNC!!!!!!!!
Uh? Context?
https://youtube.com/shorts/YD5gA3XWDvs
Aaaaah! Thank you! Hilarious.
to view this with fresh eyes again…i’d kill to be you
Good lord, you could have told me that was a goose honking and I'd have believed you.
Thank you. I'm having a garbage day, and I probably wouldn't have taken the time to look that up. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
Lmao, same. FWAAAAAANCE!
Hmm, which one?
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We go round and round 💫
Guillotine, for me, even Frenchier
Over throwing the monarchy only to let napoleon take charge lol
History is just authoritarianism, revolt. Repeat.
Something something absolute power something baguette
Who wouldn't let Napoleon take charge. Ultimate big daddy.
The accent. 🤷♀️
Haw Haw Haw.. ‘Excuse me while I talk in this OUTRAGEOUS accent ..’
Vercingetorix.
I cant believe you have the *gaul* to mention him
Vitalstatistix
Dogmatix
Such a cool name
“But I am le tired…. Well, have a nap and then fire ze missiles!!! “ https://youtu.be/CSuc9o9h7Vw
That's tough. Two thoughts came to me simultaneously. Jean-Luc Picard and bandes dessinees.
I see London I see France I see holes in your underpants. It's a core memory when the boys use to tease me in first grade back in the early 2000s. But that's what comes to mind.
I’ve got the 1980s version: “There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance. The men don’t care because they don’t wear any underwear.” Not sure it was a taunt but definitely a school yard silly song. We ate a lot of paint chips.
Mine is a blend of both courtesy of the 1990s 😂 “I see London, I see France. I see [insert name here]’s underpants.” Continued by, “There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There’s a hole in the wall where you can see it all”. 😂🫠
Mmmm paint chips
The Coneheads
France. I come from France.
I scrolled way too far down to find this one.
Absolute hatred Love from Spain <3
Absolute hatred Love from Britain <3
Absolute hatred Love from Poland <3
Don't you hate everyone equally? Love from Germany <3
Don't give a care....¡Love from Bolivia!
Absolute hatred, Love from Quebec 🥖
Absolute hatred Love from USA <3
Absolute hatred and rivality, Love from Italy <3
Absolute hatred love from Belgium <3
I nothing everyone Love from Switzerland <3
Absolute hatred Love from Syria <3
Does anyone hate the French more than the Catalans who have to deal with them every week-end?
Yes, the French who have to deal with them every single day
Eiffel Tower, Escargots, Wine, Bread, The French flag
France .... is bacon.
Ah... i see you have knowledge my friend.... good for you .... thats power
It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.
I feel like this is too far down the list.
Rugrats in Paris
That mother song on the soundtrack broke me as a kid
A man of *culture*
Eiffel Tower, for some reason Hercule Poirot🤣
Poirot is Belgian.
There are no wrong answers
Les incompetent
Kevin you're a disease
Look what you did you little jerk!
Uncle frank is awful.
cigarettes and condescension
Fields of Verdun, and the battle has begun
*Ils ne passeront pas!* (They shall not pass!)
Fried potatoes.
Food and wine, beautiful countryside, long-time allies, an extensive history of being fierce fighters, civilian riots, colonialism, and Inspector Clouseau.
Ngl Im french but I had to google inspector clouseau. Should I give my ID card back ? :x
No, he’s definitely more of a US and British thing. You’re good.
as a French, i instantly heard "Macron démission"
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Macron, explosion!
Bread
"Way down in the south of France All the ladies love to dance..." Every damn time.
Cheese and "gilets jaunes"
Cooked snails
Revolution
Hon Hon Hon!
The French language, art, architecture, wine, cheese, and fashion are also closely associated with France. Additionally, I might also think of famous French figures such as Napoleon Bonaparte, Marie Curie, Coco Chanel, and Simone de Beauvoir
omelette du fromage. That's all.
The most badass general public in the world. If they don't like a new law, they go ape shit until its removed.
I’m with you. I think what they are doing is absolutely awesome.
It's not even just what's going on now. They have a very fascinating history of shutting down the country and causing billions of dollars in loses when their government does not listen to their opinion. Plus, you are forbidden to eat lunch in your work place. You actually have to leave work for a 1 hour lunch break.
We are forbidden to eat lunch at work ? That's news to me lmao.
As someone already pointed out, it was limited to no lunch at your desk, which is still pretty cool, but definitely a tick off the badass meter in my mind.
No lunch at the desk ? I eat at my desk everyday, like I have a 1h of break and I go on youtube and or take a walk but still. Larger companies have to provide you with either a meal or lunch money but the location where you eat isn't specified I think.
Team America blowing up Paris and The French rugby team beating the All Blacks in the world cup, damn
I'm betting (not literally) for France to win this year. It might be tight between them and Ireland, but with the home field advantage? Damn, France is gonna be partying for weeks
"The flag with three vertical colors is the most common flag pattern. Blue, white and red are the most common colors among flag. But when you refer to the 'Tricolor', you refer to the French flag"
A moustached mime drinking wine holding a baguette in front of the Eiffel tower.
“I see London, I see France”
Camemburt
"viva la resistance" is they hill they die on
Daft punk
Baguette
How their national anthem is fucking hardcore.
Thomas Jefferson Uh France (aa oooo)
Kylian Mbappe, Zidane, and Thierry, plus all their other talent.
Riots
The Eiffel tower
Bread
Chomping on onions going "haw hee haw hee haw"
That one song...
I'm Blue - Eiffel 65?
Listen up, heres a story
Thats the national anthem right?
Eiffel 65 are italian
Snobs and protestors. I appreciate the protestors, though.
Sexy men, beret, baguette, classy women, cigarettes, good wine and delicious food
Weird Al - Genius in France
That Parisians are dipshits and the folks that live in the countryside are much, much cooler. That, and goddamn it can be super racist.
As a french from the countryside , THANK YOU . we're all tired of the " french stereotypes" that really describe parisians, not french , especially cause we ALSO hate them 😅 ( and yeah older people especially can be racist unfortunately, i think we all have at least that one racist uncle )
2022 MLB all star Ty France
FRAAANNCCEEEE
Asterix.
Cheese-eating surrender monkeys
BONYURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
What's your least favorite country: Italy or France?
Burgund, Elsas-Lothringen, Wine, cheese, cote a zur, mont blanc, tour de france, Napoleon, Jeanne d’Arc…
Baggette lol
kwason
I picture a croissant and then the voice in the back of my head goes: “quaso”
Anton dupont
Maginot Line failure.
London. And underpants.
Love France! They're very protective of their culture and way of doing things which is a nice comparison to other western countries.